₦airaland Forum

LOL.

The dude needs to do DNA test for that little boy! Just saying.

grossintel:
She told you this and you believed just like that. You be Mumu! Women never do you anything.

Very true words! "Women never do you anything". In which case he is not mumu...either he will experience women doing him something before he learns or he can learn from others! He is only a mumu if he never learns, not if he hasn't had the opportunity to learn! LOL...I am saying this because i used to be naive also...My naivete stemmed from the fact that i tend to always want to hope for the good in humanity!

very nice..."A" for effort! I wouldn't eat the whole lot of that for breakfast though....Best to eat that for dinner.

if you dig deep, she has gone through some type of trauma in the past! Why does she feel the need to announce to the world who she loves?
It is between her and her maker!

I need to sue Nairaland. My appetite has been lost permanently!

Please next time put a graphic picture warning! I almost puked....had to chew some minty gums to fix the nausea!

Typical Nigerian...already at loggerheads with the Jamaican bus driver!

gosh...look at what you call human beings....and look at that environment?! How are these things not closer to animals than humans?

abba kyari will say that wasnt him on the audio and his voice was faked using A.I.
He will say he did arrest a chibuzor who is the tailor he hired to make Hush puppi's gold plated agbada.
Chibuzor was only arrested when he failed to deliver the gold plated agbada after he was paid.

What surprises me the most is that people are surprised!

quit only if you have something to replace it with....Unless if your current job is a nightmare and detrimental to your emotional and mental wellbeing. Don't subject yourself to emotional trauma because of a job and or money.

locally made double barreled pistol that uses shotgun shells....i wonder how they manage the recoil from shooting it!

let him try it! just let him try it.....

I am gonna buy this!

After God fear women! i fvckin hate these new age bitches...yes i am a woman hater! i see why some useless men treat women like crap!
a woman with power or perceived advantage would treat a man worse! This bitch is a liar...there are many cases of bitches telling lies claiming to be raped or what not! women are evil! Especially these new age toxic feminist no joy having bitches! fvck and dump only! Bleep bitches!

monkeys...i see why whites call blacks monkeys now....that primate right there is a good example why! shaved monkeys!

NwaAmaikpe:





Sai Baba now and forever.
Our darling daddy has shown the world that Jack is not his mate.

This Twitter ban will bring more foreign investors to our great country because they are sure that our government can speedily implement declarations.

This Twitter ban has further built my confidence in our darling daddy.
He is a man of his words, in less than 24 hours of declaring the suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria, all Telcos have complied and the ban implemented.
Even the Attorney General has cooked up a law for offenders.

But it is not fair that CBN is yet to comply with our darling daddy's declaration of 2015 when he said that as President he will make $1= N1.

It is also not fair that the army is yet to comply with the FG's declaration of Boko Haram being technically defeated.
Our Attorney General should please pass a law that incriminates anyone; bank or individual who exchanges dollars above 1Naira.

Because the speed used in implementing one decree should be the same speed used in implementing other fictitious declarations.

I love your sarcasm! Well thought out!

Emancipate your selves peacefully...but if your tormentor insists peaceful self determination is not an option...then righteous force becomes your obligation!

Shellsploit:
Amazing water salute on the aircraft

Hope those aircraft engines has not been re-ringed with aluminum engine block and timing belt readjusted to economise fuel

but that would be genius....NO?

iamyemiakins:
Well done!
Naso clitocurrency dey take start.

LMFAO.....LMFAO @ CLITOCURRENCY...

PlayMaker14:
Now this is commendable from the young handsome man who did not allow the distraction of an average Nigerian girl get in his way...

He was very much aware that the future was technology, investment and personal development and not FEMALE....

He has keyed into this and already reaping the rewards.


God bless him for saving every "2k" to pursue his goals.

Dude...what does this have to do with "FEMALE"? Are you ANTI FEMALE? Because it was a female who conceived and gave birth to this young man you praise while trying to advance your anti-female agenda!
Finding a good "FEMALE" is key for any MALE....just like finding a good "MALE" is the key for any FEMALE.
Stop painting everyone with a single brush stroke on the basis of gender or any physical/physiological attribute for that matter.
Anyways...very good move by that young man....I hope he doesn't get frustrated by the animals he will be trying to work with LMFAO!

longetivity:
Uncle seun should stop smoking weed

weed can make any idiot have a false sense of wisdom! they say a lot of beautiful empty nothing!
silence they say is always the best response!
the fact is no one was created for anyone! so talk about captain obvious.

On second thought.....she has a lot of cushion for the pushing...Doggy style would be awesome with her....as long as she doesn't look back!

Fake hair, Fake everything...Nothing to offer but dry crusty Womanliness....

Why use shotguns...Can't they use AR-15's or even Ak47's? Shotguns are only good for close range engagement!

He needs to weep for that horrid pile of shit on his head as well! lAll these charlatans parading themselves as prophets and men of God while siphoning money from their brain dead followers...as if they are the only ones that have direct access to Almighty God!

LOL...dim-witted goro chewing fulani Nigger going to his white daddies for help! The niggers never disappoint! The fact that these are the type of people that hold power is vindication that perhaps the so called Nigerians living in the Nigger area deserve what they get.
When the real black people have had enough we will come back to take power by force for the sake of our race...the remaining coon niggers will either be disposed of or will have to evolve by force!

can you imagine such parenting? I want my son!bWhat about what your son wants in the future? Instead of positioning your child to be successful at whatever he decides to be in future, you are here imposing your "wants" on your child's future!!
Backward thinking!

HOPELESS NEGGERS! LOL....CRYING BECAUSE YOUR COLONIAL MASTER'S DREAM AND CONTRAPTION IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS DESIGNED TO DO (FAIL)...AND YOU BLACK BRAINED IDIOTS ARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT...LOL

Idiot! Please someone school this retarded lawyer! WHO FORMED NIGERIA! YOU SHAMELESS RACE!!!!
WHO FORMED NIGERIA I ASK AGAIN...YOUR SLAVE/COLONIAL MASTERS!
WHY WOULD ANY THINKING RACE OF PEOPLE REMAIN IN AN ENTRAPMENT FROMED BY THEIR COLONIAL MASTERS?
WHY DID ANYTHING EVER WORK IN NIGERIA? NO!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING TO GET 24 HOUR POWER SUPPLY
SINCE 80'S FOR EXAMPLE....I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE ENERGY TO CONTINUE!
THERE IS NO NEED FOR A CIVIL WAR......THERE IS NEED FOR A REFERENDUM FOR EACH REGION TO DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO REMAIN
IN THEIR COLONIAL MASTER'S ENTRAPMENT OR NOT!

Idiots with limited thinking! When has Nigeria ever worked! Your resentment should be turned inwards for perpetuating a colonial masters/slave masters dream! Who formed Nigeria i ask you?! Did you people come together to try to agree on forming that country and self govern? Or could it be perhaps black folks are truly incapable of coming together to govern themselves?....This is why they feel entrapped in Nigeria which was a colonial masters dream. Because they lack the ability to come up with anything better! Doomed race!