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Fahdiga:
I shudder. Even an Olosho has an opinion. Truly we are in the end times

LMFAO....HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I'm just looking at the American riffle he is carrying.SMH

LOL...Niggers! ignorant Niggers!

Ancecoker:

Meaning: IF YOU DO ANYHOW YOU SEE ANYHOW
WARNING ALERT!!!
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT!!
[b]SURVIVALS [/b]WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

Just FYI, survivors not survivals. funny comment though!

Seriously i think the two legged things we call humans should be called Animals and the four legged companions are the real humans! A human is complete with soul....Having a soul reflects in the way we treat others!

jesusjnr2020:
Who do now believe?

Those like David Oyedepo and Chris Oyakhilome who claim Covid-19 is a scam, or their close friends like Matthew Ashimolowo and Benny Hinn respectively who believe it's real. Benny Hinn even claimed to have contracted the virus.

I believe in the report of the Lord which says:

Mark 16:18

They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Luke 10:19

Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss. Amen.

God bless.

My goodness...it is the same God that gave us the brain to cure diseases with drugs and medicine! That is the miracle and gift from God through man's action and work. God inspires man to do these things! Please apply wisdom and an open heart when reading the word of God. God's word is complete!
I dare you to go and drink poison and talk about, it will not hurt you....It's not even about testing God's words because i know that will be some people's rebuttal! Drink the poison and take the antidote so you will not die....Now that is God's amazing work!

Probably he went to deliver to a bad aka hood neighborhood!

LOL.

The dude needs to do DNA test for that little boy! Just saying.

grossintel:
She told you this and you believed just like that. You be Mumu! Women never do you anything.

Very true words! "Women never do you anything". In which case he is not mumu...either he will experience women doing him something before he learns or he can learn from others! He is only a mumu if he never learns, not if he hasn't had the opportunity to learn! LOL...I am saying this because i used to be naive also...My naivete stemmed from the fact that i tend to always want to hope for the good in humanity!

very nice..."A" for effort! I wouldn't eat the whole lot of that for breakfast though....Best to eat that for dinner.

if you dig deep, she has gone through some type of trauma in the past! Why does she feel the need to announce to the world who she loves?
It is between her and her maker!

I need to sue Nairaland. My appetite has been lost permanently!

Please next time put a graphic picture warning! I almost puked....had to chew some minty gums to fix the nausea!

Typical Nigerian...already at loggerheads with the Jamaican bus driver!

gosh...look at what you call human beings....and look at that environment?! How are these things not closer to animals than humans?

abba kyari will say that wasnt him on the audio and his voice was faked using A.I.
He will say he did arrest a chibuzor who is the tailor he hired to make Hush puppi's gold plated agbada.
Chibuzor was only arrested when he failed to deliver the gold plated agbada after he was paid.

What surprises me the most is that people are surprised!

quit only if you have something to replace it with....Unless if your current job is a nightmare and detrimental to your emotional and mental wellbeing. Don't subject yourself to emotional trauma because of a job and or money.

locally made double barreled pistol that uses shotgun shells....i wonder how they manage the recoil from shooting it!

let him try it! just let him try it.....

I am gonna buy this!

After God fear women! i fvckin hate these new age bitches...yes i am a woman hater! i see why some useless men treat women like crap!
a woman with power or perceived advantage would treat a man worse! This bitch is a liar...there are many cases of bitches telling lies claiming to be raped or what not! women are evil! Especially these new age toxic feminist no joy having bitches! fvck and dump only! Bleep bitches!

monkeys...i see why whites call blacks monkeys now....that primate right there is a good example why! shaved monkeys!

NwaAmaikpe:





Sai Baba now and forever.
Our darling daddy has shown the world that Jack is not his mate.

This Twitter ban will bring more foreign investors to our great country because they are sure that our government can speedily implement declarations.

This Twitter ban has further built my confidence in our darling daddy.
He is a man of his words, in less than 24 hours of declaring the suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria, all Telcos have complied and the ban implemented.
Even the Attorney General has cooked up a law for offenders.

But it is not fair that CBN is yet to comply with our darling daddy's declaration of 2015 when he said that as President he will make $1= N1.

It is also not fair that the army is yet to comply with the FG's declaration of Boko Haram being technically defeated.
Our Attorney General should please pass a law that incriminates anyone; bank or individual who exchanges dollars above 1Naira.

Because the speed used in implementing one decree should be the same speed used in implementing other fictitious declarations.

I love your sarcasm! Well thought out!

Emancipate your selves peacefully...but if your tormentor insists peaceful self determination is not an option...then righteous force becomes your obligation!

Shellsploit:
Amazing water salute on the aircraft

Hope those aircraft engines has not been re-ringed with aluminum engine block and timing belt readjusted to economise fuel

but that would be genius....NO?

iamyemiakins:
Well done!
Naso clitocurrency dey take start.

LMFAO.....LMFAO @ CLITOCURRENCY...

PlayMaker14:
Now this is commendable from the young handsome man who did not allow the distraction of an average Nigerian girl get in his way...

He was very much aware that the future was technology, investment and personal development and not FEMALE....

He has keyed into this and already reaping the rewards.


God bless him for saving every "2k" to pursue his goals.

Dude...what does this have to do with "FEMALE"? Are you ANTI FEMALE? Because it was a female who conceived and gave birth to this young man you praise while trying to advance your anti-female agenda!
Finding a good "FEMALE" is key for any MALE....just like finding a good "MALE" is the key for any FEMALE.
Stop painting everyone with a single brush stroke on the basis of gender or any physical/physiological attribute for that matter.
Anyways...very good move by that young man....I hope he doesn't get frustrated by the animals he will be trying to work with LMFAO!

longetivity:
Uncle seun should stop smoking weed

weed can make any idiot have a false sense of wisdom! they say a lot of beautiful empty nothing!
silence they say is always the best response!
the fact is no one was created for anyone! so talk about captain obvious.

On second thought.....she has a lot of cushion for the pushing...Doggy style would be awesome with her....as long as she doesn't look back!

Fake hair, Fake everything...Nothing to offer but dry crusty Womanliness....