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WTF HAPPENED TO THIS NIGGAZ FACE? WHY HIS FACE BURNT LIKE THAT....DANG....NIGGA LOOKING LIKE HELL FIRE!!!

germanized:
The kind of lies people tell just to trend on social media these days ehn!

Funniest part is that they don't even mind if it's negative, trending is a must!

its obviously a joke! relax....it's funny too cause i never experred it!

Wiziman:
I'd rather not live like there isn't a God
Than die and find out there really is
Think about it

this my friend is the wise path!!!!
you nailed it!!!

Mursz:
So all these years they could make a vaccine?

Pharmaceutical companies allowed millions including children to die in africa, all because they were looking to milk the already improverished african nations of its scarce and little resources.

This is a case of making money off other people’s misfortune, even when that misfortune includes their lives.

Mans inhumanity to man. Disgusting!

WHY WAIT FOR WHITE FOLKS TO CREATE YOUR OWN DARN VACCINES FOR YOU?

WHAT IS TRULY DISGUSTING IS BLACK AFRICANS INABILITY TO SOLVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS AND PROGRESS

LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD!

CHECK AND YOU WILL SEE THIS VACCINATION WAS CREATED AT LEAST WITH THE HELP OF WESTERN SCIENTISTS!

SO HAVE SOME SHAME AND BE HUMBLE AND GRATEFUL THE WHITE ANGELS HAVE RESCUED YOUR NIGGER A55ES AGAIN!!!!

Mart1994:
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumu

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugu

THIS IS THE KINDA BISH YOU KEEP FVCKING FROM THE ..BACK DOGGY STYLE...NO MERCY, JUST LONG STROKES WHILE FOLDING THAT A55 OVER WITH MY HANDS AND LORDING OVER THAT PVZZY. GOOD PVZZY IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!

Jeboy:
Same as property in the list.

NO IT'S NOT. PROPERTY CAN BE A FORM OF INHERITANCE. LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR!

acounter2:
Yoruba people Will Not Kill Us Sha. just realise this of recent thanks to NYSC.

Ogun:- (medicine)

Ogun:- (charm)

Ogun:- (war)

Ogun:- (State)

Ogun:- (god of iron)

Ogun:- (twenty)

Ogun:- (sweat)

Ogun:- (property)

Ogun:- (climb)

Ogun:- (long)

Only one word, 11 meanings!!
*I

OGUN :- (INHERITANCE)

Naijaguy123:
Deaf for ear but the Toto no deaf na .
Well done for having good education against the many challenges.

her toto is blind!

benpedro:
'...appreciate your body' lol. Most Nigerian musicians are not normal. The government should make it compulsory that anyone who wants to become a professional artist studies literature and poetry in the university. Heck! You don't just get a DJ, ask him to give you a beat while you put one hand in your crotch and start singing 'I appreciate your body oo' in 2019!

You do realize its not always about the lyrics right? Actually music is all about tunes! if you need to listen to something that inspires you, nigga pick up a book or listen to a lecture or something!

very nice tunes....but too short!!!!

don't know why people like that show....so niggerish!!!!

SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO ME. I QUIT A JOB HOWEVER THE COMPANY KEPT ON MAKING DIRECT DEPOSIT INTO MY ACCOUNT BI-WEEKLY. I DIDN'T SAY 5HIT! THEY REALIZED THEIR MISTAKE AFTER LIKE 2 MONTHS AND THEY DEDUCTED THE LAST PAYMENT FROM MY CHECKING ACCOUNT! I CALLED MY BANK AND THREATENED THEM THAT NO-ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE A DEDUCTION FROM MY CHECKING ACCOUNT WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION AND I DON'T CARE HOW THE MONEY GOT IN THERE, THE FACT IS THE MONEY CANNOT LEAVE MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION....GUESS WHAT? THE BANK CREDITED MY ACCOUNT BACK AND SENT ME AN APOLOGY BY EMAIL!
YES.....THAT'S RIGHT.....IF MY PREVIOUS COMPANY IS STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP PAYING ME AFTER I QUIT, THEN IT'S ON THEM NOT ME!

USELESS IDIOTS! HOW USEFUL ARE THESE MONKEYS TO SOCIETY? THE PHONE THEY ARE PRESSING LIKE MUMU'S....DO THEY THINK IT WOUD EXIST IF EVERYONE WAS A WASTE OF SPACE LIKE THEY ARE? THESE ARE DEGENERATES OF SOCIETY YOU FOLKS CELEBRATE NOW....RIDICULOUS...NIGERIA HAS NO FUTURE. I'M GLAD I REALIZED THIS AT A VERY YOUNG AGE AND LEFT THAT SHIT HOLE....

A CAR IS AN INVESTMENT, HOWEVER IT IS ONE OF THE WORST TYPE OF INVESTMENTS IF YOU'RE PLANNING RO RESELL! BUY A CAR WITH THE MINDSET OF USING IT TILL IT'S LAST MILEAGE THE ENGINE CAN OFFER!

Damfostopper:
desperate times calls for desperate measures...... we die there... I like this idea.... I might consider it ....if am charge to court.... I start work there too...lmao

they will sentence you to prison and you can start work there!

magicminister:
While I don’t absorb these boys of any blame, I feel Italy deserves anything it gets because it was one of those countries that helped destroy Africa.

Do you know the Italian government used to secretly dump toxic radioactive waste in some African countries including Nigeria?

Please my people, go to Italy, go to Europe and do anyhow u wanna do. Try not to get caught sha!!


When the seed you planted becomes a tree, don’t complain about its fruit.

HMNNNNN....THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO......DUMP WASTE IN A 5HIT HOLE!

obamartins:
I just stumbled on my marriage note where I wrote down all my expenses while I prepared for my marriage and decided to share. This topic is to guide those planning for their wedding on how much on the average they should budget for their marriage. Although the amount you will spend depends on what you want and the tribe/family you are marrying into. I actually budgeted N1,200,000 (1.2 million) but ended up spending close to 2million.

I got married November 2018 to my beautiful esan girlfriend of 4 years. Here is the breakdown:

Pre-wedding
1. Lab test for HIV, Genotype and pregnancy (as instructed by the church) - N5000
2. Transportation to take her to see my parents - N10,000
3. Ring 18 karat gold (engagement, and wedding rings) - N75,000 (from aboki)
4. Wedding certificate - N4000
5. Wedding seminar organized by my church - N4000

Federal Registry:
1. Affidavit for spinsterhood and bachelorhood-N2000
2. Main fee - N34,000

Traditional marriage
1. Drinks - N140,000
2. Yams - N40,000
3. Salt - N4,000
4. Bride price - N10,000
5. Make up - N20,000
6. Food - N200,000
7. Transportation - N20,000
8. Photograph - N6000
9. Canopy - N6000
10. Palmwine - N2000
11. Palm oil - N12,000
12. Native kola - N3000
13. Introduction - N12,000 (did introduction same day as traditional marriage)
I love esan marriage, they don't put hole in one's pocket

White Wedding
1. Drinks and food - N300,000
2. Reception hall - N105,000 (a Catholic church event hall)
3. Decoration - N50,000
4. DJ plus MC - N35,000
5. Guest house accommodation for my parents - N15,000
6. Souvenir 100 unit (Jotter, bag and notebooks) - N93,000
7. Photographer - N20,000 (soft copies)
8. Video coverage - (Hmmmm! Money no reach)
9. My wife's wedding gown - N35,000 (rent)
10. Me and my bestman's shirt and suit - N36,000
11. My wife's makeup and accessories - N50,000
12. Hotel room for after wedding panpangolo - N18,000 for 2 nites
13. My shoe - N2,000 (it's a long story)
14. Cake (4 steps) - N15,000 (my wife baked it if not e for pass that amount)
15. Transportation for my parents back home - N10,000

This are the little I could remember, I will update as soon as I get them. It was supposed to be a budget marriage but I spent close to N2,000,000 despite cutting off as much expenses as permitted. What was ur marriage budget? Did you stick to your budget or did some unforseen expenses prop up? Please share for the benefit of those planning theirs.

HOLLUP...SO YOU SPENT ALMOST $6000 ON A WEDDING TO SOMEONE YOU SUPPOSEDLY CHERISH AND ADORE AND YOU ARE HERE COMPLAINING/LAMENTING? WTF? THIS IS WHY I HAVE LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY....IT'S A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME EVENT (AT LEAST IDEALLY). NIGGA , PLEASE DON'T HAAVE KIDS....JUST MANAGE ALONE WITH YOUR WIFE OK?

Ecne:
That's like N30,000 blessing of the Lord noni.

N29555.26 to be exact! lol, sorry i can't help myself!
i've corrected my boss along these lines so people don't
tell me stuff now at work unless they are absolutely sure!
you should have said approximately N30,000.

$82 BUCKS! NICE!

awww...he is a very grateful man!!!! wish him godspeed on his way to recovery!

Realtord43:
Awon online professional beggers

I TELL YA....PHD IN BEGOLOGY. INTERNET MAKES IT EASIER....IT IS FACELESS SO I GUESS WHY NOT LOL!?

Avedonn:
Useless comment.

I have no sympathy for gay people.
Zero sympathy.

WHAT DOES IT MATTER OR HOW DOES IT AFFECT YOU THE WAY PEOPLE CHOOSE TO LIVE THEIR LIVES? I'M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOUR MIND AND LOGIC IF YOU HAVE ANY? YOU SHOULD NEVER PERSECUTE OTHERS BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH THEIR LIFE STYLE CHOICES. I'M JUST SAYING. ....I DON'T AGREE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY, HOWEVER THIS HAS NO BEARING ON HOW I TREAT THEM. TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED AND THIS WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE OK?

Papadoh:
Your fada!!!

i'll fist your wh0re mother in her bottomless hole!

wow, make up can do wonders!!!!!

Papadoh:
try this site, it's very reliable: www.xvideos.com/forcedsex/evertondominatesmanutd

you're a big fool!

they are both dead!!! penalty is death in philippines!!!!
you die over money, why?

EzegeNG:
A supposed bitter woman who couldn't bear the way her house maid washed her plates, is under fire after she designed the young girls head and face with broken plates in Asaba, Delta State.

According to Facebook user who shared a video of what happened, he wrote;

"A woman just injured her maid with broken plate on her four head because she was not washing the plates well, what a world, please isoko people help your isoko sister, blessing a student of blooming height school Asaba Ddpa estate"

Watch the video
https://zenithnaija.com/woman-breaks-her-house-maids-head-in-asaba-for-not-washing-plate-properly/

SINCE SHE HAS FOUR HEAD IT'S OK IF ONE OUT OF FOUR IS BROKEN! SHE GOT 3 HEADS LEFT!

did this girl bleach her skin?

BabaO2:
The earlier the baby coach realised pogba is the main problem in mauU the better. Mourinho is a genius and a witch, he has identified this, but unfortunately he was sacked too early. Most difficult match played without pogba, they won, result would have been otherwise if pogba played the match against PSG

care to explain how or why pogba is the problem?

caprini1:
pornhub.com

not funny!