₦airaland Forum

iTearHerToto:
I know that lady.. Her pusssy stinks more than a dead body. She's always indoors. The last time she went out two dogs and 5 mosquitoes died of suffocation cos of the castatrophic stench that oozed from her punnna. She got arrested by the poor owners of the lost animals but was later released after so many pleas from her family members, friends and good Samaritans.

Pukes

oya come let me smell your own pu5sy! see you mouth like stink!

is it their bweast? please slay queens abi what is your name? do anoda fideo but this time please slay with your yansh with no paynt on. tenk you!

Earthquake3:
Nigerians are the most docile people on earth

If he manages to rig the election he will rule them for another four years

absolutely....i'm so glad that is one trait i lack! docility my balls! we die together ni!!!

KubwaBoy:
I was always flogged when I was small cos I don't want to go to school. Most times, I pretend to be sick just to avoid school. Little wonder I don't know book till today. If I were to be in Finland, I would have always be the first to arrive in school. See the picture of my school in Nigeria and the school in Finland.

Yes! the first picture is for semi animals who missed the train to evolution....while the second clearly shows evolved humans that value good things and work towards it. it's that simple.

DAY LIGHT ROBBERY OF DOCILE NIGERIANS.....FELA WAS RIGHT....SUFFERING AND SMILING PEOPLE BEST DESCRIBES NIGERIANS...UNBELIEVABLE.. NOT ONLY DAY LIGHT ROBBERY, IT IS ALSO OPPRESSION! BUT DOCILE BRAINED NIGGERIANS
WILL TAKE IT!

"severance gratuity"!!! WTF? Nigeria should implode NOW!!!!

biosilicon:
1.5million available for car purchase. Ignoring maintenance cost.
But highly considering reliability (just put fuel and top correct oil. Hardly breaks down) and performance (high acceleration. Balanced high speed cornering. Plenty horsepower). Which of these cars would you buy? Or which other car would you buy?
1) 2005- 2008 bmw 3 series AWD
2)2004- 2009 benz E class AWD
3) gazzuzz personally used lexus rx300 with 260k on odo.
4) 2005 - 2008 Audi A6 AWD
5) gazzuzz personally used infinity fx35

Abeg oo by gazzuzz used i mean well maintained nigerian used.

NIGGA, GO AND BUY KEKE NAPEP WITH SOME PIMPED OUT WHEELS AND SIT YO A55 DOWN SOMEWHERE LET'S HEAR WORD!

WTF HAPPENED TO THIS NIGGAZ FACE? WHY HIS FACE BURNT LIKE THAT....DANG....NIGGA LOOKING LIKE HELL FIRE!!!

germanized:
The kind of lies people tell just to trend on social media these days ehn!

Funniest part is that they don't even mind if it's negative, trending is a must!

its obviously a joke! relax....it's funny too cause i never experred it!

Wiziman:
I'd rather not live like there isn't a God
Than die and find out there really is
Think about it

this my friend is the wise path!!!!
you nailed it!!!

Mursz:
So all these years they could make a vaccine?

Pharmaceutical companies allowed millions including children to die in africa, all because they were looking to milk the already improverished african nations of its scarce and little resources.

This is a case of making money off other people’s misfortune, even when that misfortune includes their lives.

Mans inhumanity to man. Disgusting!

WHY WAIT FOR WHITE FOLKS TO CREATE YOUR OWN DARN VACCINES FOR YOU?

WHAT IS TRULY DISGUSTING IS BLACK AFRICANS INABILITY TO SOLVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS AND PROGRESS

LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD!

CHECK AND YOU WILL SEE THIS VACCINATION WAS CREATED AT LEAST WITH THE HELP OF WESTERN SCIENTISTS!

SO HAVE SOME SHAME AND BE HUMBLE AND GRATEFUL THE WHITE ANGELS HAVE RESCUED YOUR NIGGER A55ES AGAIN!!!!

Mart1994:
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumu

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugu

THIS IS THE KINDA BISH YOU KEEP FVCKING FROM THE ..BACK DOGGY STYLE...NO MERCY, JUST LONG STROKES WHILE FOLDING THAT A55 OVER WITH MY HANDS AND LORDING OVER THAT PVZZY. GOOD PVZZY IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!

Jeboy:
Same as property in the list.

NO IT'S NOT. PROPERTY CAN BE A FORM OF INHERITANCE. LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR!

acounter2:
Yoruba people Will Not Kill Us Sha. just realise this of recent thanks to NYSC.

Ogun:- (medicine)

Ogun:- (charm)

Ogun:- (war)

Ogun:- (State)

Ogun:- (god of iron)

Ogun:- (twenty)

Ogun:- (sweat)

Ogun:- (property)

Ogun:- (climb)

Ogun:- (long)

Only one word, 11 meanings!!
*I

OGUN :- (INHERITANCE)

Naijaguy123:
Deaf for ear but the Toto no deaf na .
Well done for having good education against the many challenges.

her toto is blind!

benpedro:
'...appreciate your body' lol. Most Nigerian musicians are not normal. The government should make it compulsory that anyone who wants to become a professional artist studies literature and poetry in the university. Heck! You don't just get a DJ, ask him to give you a beat while you put one hand in your crotch and start singing 'I appreciate your body oo' in 2019!

You do realize its not always about the lyrics right? Actually music is all about tunes! if you need to listen to something that inspires you, nigga pick up a book or listen to a lecture or something!

very nice tunes....but too short!!!!

don't know why people like that show....so niggerish!!!!

SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO ME. I QUIT A JOB HOWEVER THE COMPANY KEPT ON MAKING DIRECT DEPOSIT INTO MY ACCOUNT BI-WEEKLY. I DIDN'T SAY 5HIT! THEY REALIZED THEIR MISTAKE AFTER LIKE 2 MONTHS AND THEY DEDUCTED THE LAST PAYMENT FROM MY CHECKING ACCOUNT! I CALLED MY BANK AND THREATENED THEM THAT NO-ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE A DEDUCTION FROM MY CHECKING ACCOUNT WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION AND I DON'T CARE HOW THE MONEY GOT IN THERE, THE FACT IS THE MONEY CANNOT LEAVE MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION....GUESS WHAT? THE BANK CREDITED MY ACCOUNT BACK AND SENT ME AN APOLOGY BY EMAIL!
YES.....THAT'S RIGHT.....IF MY PREVIOUS COMPANY IS STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP PAYING ME AFTER I QUIT, THEN IT'S ON THEM NOT ME!

USELESS IDIOTS! HOW USEFUL ARE THESE MONKEYS TO SOCIETY? THE PHONE THEY ARE PRESSING LIKE MUMU'S....DO THEY THINK IT WOUD EXIST IF EVERYONE WAS A WASTE OF SPACE LIKE THEY ARE? THESE ARE DEGENERATES OF SOCIETY YOU FOLKS CELEBRATE NOW....RIDICULOUS...NIGERIA HAS NO FUTURE. I'M GLAD I REALIZED THIS AT A VERY YOUNG AGE AND LEFT THAT SHIT HOLE....

A CAR IS AN INVESTMENT, HOWEVER IT IS ONE OF THE WORST TYPE OF INVESTMENTS IF YOU'RE PLANNING RO RESELL! BUY A CAR WITH THE MINDSET OF USING IT TILL IT'S LAST MILEAGE THE ENGINE CAN OFFER!

Damfostopper:
desperate times calls for desperate measures...... we die there... I like this idea.... I might consider it ....if am charge to court.... I start work there too...lmao

they will sentence you to prison and you can start work there!

magicminister:
While I don’t absorb these boys of any blame, I feel Italy deserves anything it gets because it was one of those countries that helped destroy Africa.

Do you know the Italian government used to secretly dump toxic radioactive waste in some African countries including Nigeria?

Please my people, go to Italy, go to Europe and do anyhow u wanna do. Try not to get caught sha!!


When the seed you planted becomes a tree, don’t complain about its fruit.

HMNNNNN....THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO......DUMP WASTE IN A 5HIT HOLE!

obamartins:
I just stumbled on my marriage note where I wrote down all my expenses while I prepared for my marriage and decided to share. This topic is to guide those planning for their wedding on how much on the average they should budget for their marriage. Although the amount you will spend depends on what you want and the tribe/family you are marrying into. I actually budgeted N1,200,000 (1.2 million) but ended up spending close to 2million.

I got married November 2018 to my beautiful esan girlfriend of 4 years. Here is the breakdown:

Pre-wedding
1. Lab test for HIV, Genotype and pregnancy (as instructed by the church) - N5000
2. Transportation to take her to see my parents - N10,000
3. Ring 18 karat gold (engagement, and wedding rings) - N75,000 (from aboki)
4. Wedding certificate - N4000
5. Wedding seminar organized by my church - N4000

Federal Registry:
1. Affidavit for spinsterhood and bachelorhood-N2000
2. Main fee - N34,000

Traditional marriage
1. Drinks - N140,000
2. Yams - N40,000
3. Salt - N4,000
4. Bride price - N10,000
5. Make up - N20,000
6. Food - N200,000
7. Transportation - N20,000
8. Photograph - N6000
9. Canopy - N6000
10. Palmwine - N2000
11. Palm oil - N12,000
12. Native kola - N3000
13. Introduction - N12,000 (did introduction same day as traditional marriage)
I love esan marriage, they don't put hole in one's pocket

White Wedding
1. Drinks and food - N300,000
2. Reception hall - N105,000 (a Catholic church event hall)
3. Decoration - N50,000
4. DJ plus MC - N35,000
5. Guest house accommodation for my parents - N15,000
6. Souvenir 100 unit (Jotter, bag and notebooks) - N93,000
7. Photographer - N20,000 (soft copies)
8. Video coverage - (Hmmmm! Money no reach)
9. My wife's wedding gown - N35,000 (rent)
10. Me and my bestman's shirt and suit - N36,000
11. My wife's makeup and accessories - N50,000
12. Hotel room for after wedding panpangolo - N18,000 for 2 nites
13. My shoe - N2,000 (it's a long story)
14. Cake (4 steps) - N15,000 (my wife baked it if not e for pass that amount)
15. Transportation for my parents back home - N10,000

This are the little I could remember, I will update as soon as I get them. It was supposed to be a budget marriage but I spent close to N2,000,000 despite cutting off as much expenses as permitted. What was ur marriage budget? Did you stick to your budget or did some unforseen expenses prop up? Please share for the benefit of those planning theirs.

HOLLUP...SO YOU SPENT ALMOST $6000 ON A WEDDING TO SOMEONE YOU SUPPOSEDLY CHERISH AND ADORE AND YOU ARE HERE COMPLAINING/LAMENTING? WTF? THIS IS WHY I HAVE LOST FAITH IN HUMANITY....IT'S A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME EVENT (AT LEAST IDEALLY). NIGGA , PLEASE DON'T HAAVE KIDS....JUST MANAGE ALONE WITH YOUR WIFE OK?

Ecne:
That's like N30,000 blessing of the Lord noni.

N29555.26 to be exact! lol, sorry i can't help myself!
i've corrected my boss along these lines so people don't
tell me stuff now at work unless they are absolutely sure!
you should have said approximately N30,000.

$82 BUCKS! NICE!

awww...he is a very grateful man!!!! wish him godspeed on his way to recovery!

Realtord43:
Awon online professional beggers

I TELL YA....PHD IN BEGOLOGY. INTERNET MAKES IT EASIER....IT IS FACELESS SO I GUESS WHY NOT LOL!?

Avedonn:
Useless comment.

I have no sympathy for gay people.
Zero sympathy.

WHAT DOES IT MATTER OR HOW DOES IT AFFECT YOU THE WAY PEOPLE CHOOSE TO LIVE THEIR LIVES? I'M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOUR MIND AND LOGIC IF YOU HAVE ANY? YOU SHOULD NEVER PERSECUTE OTHERS BECAUSE YOU DISAGREE WITH THEIR LIFE STYLE CHOICES. I'M JUST SAYING. ....I DON'T AGREE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY, HOWEVER THIS HAS NO BEARING ON HOW I TREAT THEM. TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED AND THIS WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE OK?

Papadoh:
Your fada!!!

i'll fist your wh0re mother in her bottomless hole!