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This is a recipe for a major accident to happen. This stunt will definitely distract drivers thus leading to accidents

You know your Nigerian peeps - very hungry bunch

They have formed VOLTRON aka sincere_9jerian

I love u Gbawe

Another waste of time thread.

Oya complain and die

U cant hide it - oya deal with it,

I believe there should be more gays in Nigeria - abi what is the difference btw the act of looting and same sex marriage - no be sin.

Yepa 29 years ke!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have taken it serious if it were a western nation but unfortunately it is Nigeria we are talking about. Every single past and present leader flip flop on policies like the weather.

Tell me what they achieved in 6 months talkless of 29 years.

This is where all the Nigeria stolen money resides at, Na wa oooo

One day, that money go finish as them mumus are spending more than they earn. cant wait

what is the size of this land

Anybody that thinks any positive will come out of this , na bast4rd and af00l

all of you will just die of stress , if you carry Nigerian matters for head, Just ignore and make the best out of the harsh conditions

suit nja road esp around abule egba

Nigeria has signed at least 0ver 1 million MOU's with various entities - till today project still dey paper - by now the signatures go don fade.

Is the position of Ballot Snatcher vacant ?

when is somebody going to Wenger - He is about the only manager in any top four team assured a position after many failings

wesley80: ^Yeah right, like they just realized they need power. Anymore emptier and devoid of fact and this piece would be on Linda Ikeji's blogsite!

bAD belle no good , If Na GeJ dem yab now , your BP go don rise


. Like you people always do and act " Our Son can do no bad"


BRF has a vast track record of accomplishments - unlike our bros for Abuja - Mr I will do , I promise , Lets pray

wesley80: You're nothing but a sad hateful creature damned to watching over your soldier in perpetual fear arising from the incurable guilt you're immersed in. What a pathetic and wretched imp you are. How's it that you assumed my post was in response to the crap you posted? How's it that you assumed Gbawe isnt more than a ghost to me that deserves no more than a casual glance? I have nothing to prove to you and your antics are totally irritating and only gratify the utterly stuupid. You've been called out over and over again and your true disgusting persona laid bare for all to see and as of now, you're just an old shameless oaf struggling for relevance and content to slip through the backdoor unnoticed to poison peoples minds like a little hapless demon.
Hear me and hear me good you silly gutless old imp; You are a non issue and a completely irrelevant bufoon, you dont matter, never have and never will - at least not to me, but if you think you got youself a blank cheque to peddle your falsity unopposed, then pls dream again!

And you think what you wrote is not applicable to you as well - Just asking ( not a fight) - who really matters on this forum.

Please set up another committee

talk is cheap implementation is what really matters

Anybody can set up any useless encounter. How many MOU's has Nigerian signed with various parties , by now the signature ink go down fade away sef.

thread for suckers

sincere answers like " I eat twice a day"

Maybe i watched a different media chat from the one the Poster watched

No wonder the country is heading for gutters =- A55 licking to the core. all the best

Presidential bashing - Nigerians sha

all these dumb threads sef making front page

patuwa2: Some of the Nigerians deported might be legal immigrants and free from crime. Due to racist factor, they will be expelled alongside the offenders and illegal migrants.

Things like that only happen in a lawless country like Nigeria - It is impossible to deport a legal immigrant who has not violated any law of the land. Gid rid of that kind of thinking

No papers . stay the fuk in Nigeria simple as abc or keep trying the US Lottery, Nowadays everything is computerised. so it rules out working with somebody paper or some dead man's identity

Callotti: No problem. . .depending on where you are really from Nigeria. . . .the cursed generation may ALSO involve YOURS!
Since YOU Nigerians do not discriminate btw mother's and sister's poohsies/grandfatther's or Molue Driver/pastor pehnises! Even your 'maternity' tests may prove 'negative' as kpe BABY FARM FAKE PREGNANCY PRODUCTS LIKE YOU!

Has it ever occured to you. . . that? You may NOT be biologically related to ANY living creature in your WHOLE VILLAGE?

I join you in saying. . . ISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flood has already vanquished your own generation ALL OVER NIGERIA. . . AND WITH CANCER FROM GENERATOR FUMES.

WILDER-BASTARD!

sh1t talker - so boring

break neck

Onegai: Hmm, let's try thinking of this:

You train as a makeup artist. Most in Nigeria aren't well-trained, but pay minimum of N70,000 for bad training. Then buying your products (you have to have foundation to match any complexion, that's a minimum of N12,000 for 8 tubes, and then Mary Kay isn't that good, so to do a good job, you have to buy Black Up which is N10,000 a bottle. There's too much fake Iman on the market sold for N4500 per bottle). Then add in eyeshadows, a palette can be N8500 and that is the crap chinese stuff that irritates. So you spend minimum of N25,000 for more chinese stuff of slightly better quality. False lashes are N800 per packet (the good stuff which isn't heavy on the eye). We won't mention powders, blushes mascara, primers and skincare for all types of skins and complexions. Remember, all these products finish and expire, so they need replacement.
Then transport to the bride's house, first for trial and then for engagement and another day, white wedding, no matter how early or late the time. So that's usually cab fare. Calculate N3000 per trip.
Also, naija brides can waste time, so you can't do 2 weddings in one day. And then you have to wait for their mum, sisters or friends who want free makeup (as if you have products to dash).
You may say "oh well, why should I still pay so much?". Let me ask you this: which do you think you will use to remember your wedding, your menu, your hall venue or your pictures? And if it's pictures, do you wanna look your best in your pictures or do you want to look like your short-sighted sister did your makeup without her glasses? Why pay a photographer N150,000 when you look like a masquerade because you paid your MUA N40,000 for her wahala?
What do you think?

Nonsense

Is the make up artist going to finish all the products you mentioned on one customer.

500k - they must be mad and the person paying that must be madder

they want to build house and buy car from one customer fee

Nigerians generally lack correct business mentality, everybody wants to hammer from one customer and forget that repeat business is the key. When i am not mad 200k for makeup you will use tissue to wipe off at the end of the day.

It is shame that many Nigerians dont know when lives are been silently destroyed.

£10,000

In the popular votes. Obama had 58 Mill to a Rommey 56 Millon - Man is just a hardcore racist.