₦airaland Forum

Iamsynord:
The English here doesn't prove it worthy of a man who wrote Waec English language 3 times !!!
If this is Truly Patrick Obiagbon with all these simple English ,I will take a flight to Togo, then Trek from Togo to Abuja .

This account is fake. At best, it is a terrorist aqua that has snowballed and transmodified into cyber crme dystopia and deceptive catattoria in a web of communicable crinkum crankum!

Bros, no ask me d meaning, coz me sef no know am!

As I dey talk so, I'm in dire need of a cheap mobile data plan for my MTN and Etisalat lines. Anybody that knows even ''cheats'' can quote me for information.
Help a brother in need.

LordMecuzy:
Award for Best Comments, I think Should go to Omenka

Omenka? You mean the guy that doesn't know how to use his typing skills in the politics section?
I'm not a fan of both PDP and APC, but my award for the best commenter in the poitics section is shared between Obiagelli and Barcanista.
Those are reasonable adults that type with respect.
Not that fella that was imported from the Arabian Desert!

naijaboiy:
You Just unnecessarily made a psychopath a small celeb.

This attention you gave her is too much

Your lordship, u still get tym to take reply dat pikin?
Sheybi u don pass her level?
Omo, lions don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep.
#YourWord.

Penboy:
Wow,very nice pictures! Back in the days: Goodluck for give am half of his kingdom.


I heard that Goodluck still has another daughter.

Yes. But don't you ever dream about her.
Or I will attack you habbatically in your dream.
She's taken by me already.
I must partake in the national cake by hook or by crook.
I no fit carry last.

NorthKorea hasn't come out to publicly claim that they were behind the Sony attack.
Neither have the US done so.
These are all conjectures.
I was watching Fareed Zakaria's GPS on CNN on sunday and during Fareed's take, he said something in line with NK's threat of terrorism.
(Not verbatim), he said, Backing down in the face of provocation is an insult to the might of America, and therefor urging SONY's boss to go ahead with the movie release.
Now, my question is:
Would you like to push optimism beyond the domain of rationality?

kendrick9:
how much will u stake on it?

He'll stake Niyola's vir.ginity on it.
Awon oniranu oshi!
SMH.

The explanation might be true.
Because, apart from faulty foundations (which is not the cause in this case), the other probable cause is the infrasonic trash the dude is talking about.
Sadly but interestingly. I'm getting interested in this new technology of weapons of mass destruction.
Infrasonic lasers, huh?
Awon oniranu oshi!

pomporiking:
Thrash.tiwa hasn't done anything wrong

True talk.
But just get married to your pomporiqueen and watch her twerk every night with a dude ten years younger than she is.
I hope you enjoy the replay.

phlamesG:
were imo dey?

''We live in cities you'll never see on screen,
Not very pretty but we surely know how to run things.
Living in ruins of a palace within my dream.
And you know, we're on each other's #team...''
I feel ya pain, bro. But Lasgidi rocks.

ptownman:
Criminal minds/ Bad eggs

Yeah. I guess Penelope Garcia can do it flawlessly without having to hack into Empty-Hen's mainframe.
No thanks to Sony hackers.

Jennimma:
wow! i love that gown


Mehn...see the dude's height.


HML Nnenna! i know say your pikins go fine scatter.

I pray so.
But wait o, when are we (you and I) getting married? I'm not getting any younger, remember?

144?
How about the atlantic ocean?
Have they visited Bakassi to see how many entry points there are?
#SackAbbaMorroNow!

Oildichotomy:
This is some fuc,k up!

Urhobo girl marrying a white man is worrying

How will the white man cope with the typical realness and se.ual prowess of an Urhobo lady!!

Exactly my worries.
She stated sometime early this year on twitter that she haven't had se.x in two years.
Chai! I pity the dude.
A look at his face in the second photo tells you that he's already facing his greatest fear--a night with a warri girl.
Lord have messi!

back in those days when my phone battery was still strong, and CNN hasn't replaced my radio,
My favourite radio programme(s) are:
Diplomatic Info on Nigeria Info 99.3
Morning Crossfire & Football Frenzy (Radio's deadliest gang).
Top Sport on Top Radio (90.9)
Comedy Happy Hour with De Don (Rainbow fm 94.1)
Murphy And the A Team (88.9 Brilla fm)
And others. But now, money tinz on point. No time.

Manage it. don't mind the make-up. My sister hid the main contents because she thought I'd use then all up.

tosyne2much:
body don dey solid small small

Thnks 4ur concern bro

We thank God.
But why is your gender changed to female? Abi u don port?

tosyne2much:
Nice write-up my OP

Yippeeeee!!!
Big Boss is back!
Guy, how body na?

Hmmmmm...
Amusing, isn't it?
APC is really a confused party. They are afraid of supporting a southerner in the person of Okorocha because they feel that the North will not vote for him, thus giving GEJ an easy ride.
They pickedd Buhari as their candidate to the displeasure of many.
Well, let's see how it pawns out.
Feb. 2015 is just two months away.

ToyozzieTohBad:
NO FNCK WAS GIVEN TODAY....

That's because I never asked for any.
Thanks for your care.

na so I go just dey observe. We don't know what s*ex mean--over here in Gaza. We only call it ''mating'', and the last time I did mate was back 1992--a few years before I was born.

JayJustus:
nigga no need to be so quick to castigate...there's freedom of speech and you can say whatever you wanna say regardless...leave people alone with what they say or do...or can you tell me how it benefits you if the person talks about France or whatnot?? cos here in Samoa we don't do such...now crucify me

Nah. Aint gonna crucify you, coz over here in Palestine, we were taught that Jesus has already been crucified.
But seriously, this woman's cluelessness is becoming nauseating! I stated earlier that I hate attacking people's personality, but I just couldn't help but throw it in her face.
The dude didn't say that you must comment on his thread. I believe if she's got nothing to say, she should just pack up and have a good sleep.
Peace!

Seems like some people are getting their thinking faculties back on track.
When God looks at Nigeria, I guess all He says is: ''My people persish for lack of understanding.''
Over time, we pray and beg God to expose the sponsors of these blood-sucking demons, He granted our request, exposed them, and we go about our businesses like we're living in paradise. Fool's paradise, I must admit. The little we do is to trade blames, raise conspiracy theories and add more prayers.
Fellow Nigerians, Faith without work is dead on arrival.
''There is a tide in the affairs of men, which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat, and we must take current when it serves, or lose our ventures.''
--William Shakespeare.

ToyozzieTohBad:
where d plane? i cant see any from france nah

Your posts are always a reflection on who you are--clueless. I personally hate attacking people online, but your case is exceptional.
My sister, learn to be constructive in your comments, and stop being ridiculous. Its a national disgrace, A shame to Nigeria, and a discredit to Nairaland. Read before you type, alright?
*Cheers*