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holatin:
no am from edobari....Omo anamu
na typography error..ok

You're welcome.

Damn!
Jona! Jona!! Jona!!!
How many times did I call you!?

Where are those choppers you bought from Russia?

You don't want to answer me, abi? You're just shaking your head like Oscar Pistorius!
Are you mad?
I will slap you o!





*In Asa's voice*
''Peace, to the people who are gone...
Ye pa! To the ones not yet born...
Wo wo wo... To the ones who are here...
I cry when I see that I am born...''

holatin:
Taaaaaa !
iro at the highest order though she didn't do butt implant na just 4000 naira injection on each butt. for Ikeja it doable, abi someone go tell me dat tiwasalvage too no do anything for teeth... it called GLOSSING, for just 6000. Ikeja make it actualised.

Are you from the Kalabari tribe of Rivers State?

PS: its Tiwa Savage, not ''Salvage''.

sexyseun:
cheiii, My senior for Sec Schl way back, she been thin pass broom before oo!!




Oh God, when me sef go get BIG UKWU sef na..................... i don try everything possible apart from surgery

Those useless guys even told me to always take Dogggy as my favorite seex position but all na still dry asss

You look astonishingly great in your selfie. You're already rendering helpless folks like the dude above me non compos mentis!

I wonder why you need a large butt.
Abi u wan seduce ya Pastor?
Diaris God o!

herald9:
No no no

Not at all...

I read books

I read e-books!

Now you're talking!

studded:
Haba! Alagba blacky.... GEJ offend u b4? abi him snatch ur babe for dream?

Enh!?
Abi im wan die Dat Aso Rock wey im dey, ah go tek BH go visit am o!

herald9:
I know sarcasm when I see one
My locker doesn't contain such books...The first intriguing novel have ever read was gotten from there: MINE BOY BY ABRAHAM PETERS.... Then ROBOT OF DAWN BY WILLIAM ASIMOV...

It's not just made up of novels...Other life enhancing books are there like GOOD HEALTH AND LONGEVITY... DICTIONARY OF MIDWIFERY....HUMANS ANATOMY IN DIAGRAMS... etc


The importance of books cannot be overemphasized...

But then we can't condemn the internet because some people find It's presence a threat to their career...

And by the way...The vision of a green world can be achieved by the reduction in the amount of trees cut down yearly...

@bold

It wasn't a sacarsm, brother.
It was meant to be a joke.

Don't tell me you don't read books because you're trying to prevent the depletion of the ozone layer!

studded:
Hehehehehe......abeg stop am joor....

Na him dey there now give him your support....

Support wetin?
The man dey fall hand since 2000 b.c.

herald9:


Hehehe

It's in my possession now after the old man bade us farewell

But I'm terribly stingy when it comes to books... So you might have to look elsewhere

Bros, check inside dat locker wella.
I don dey find Akpan and The Smugglers, Chike and the River, the Tortoise and the Elepant since before Prof. Soyinka was born. If u see am, abeg, ping me.


On the issue on ground,
When Richad Quest of CNN asks business men (on READING FOR LEADING) how they prefer to read--by Tablets of books, majority of them said books!
Even Oscar Onyema of the Nigerian Stock Exchange said he prefer books!


The prof has said it all, but that doesn't mean I should throw away my laptop sha.

studded:
I'm not gonna argue with you my brother.

That means it's may b more diplomatic then. In the meantime, don't let's loose hopes.

Let our voices be heard.

True, fella.
I think we a need aggressively creative minister of foreign affairs and a strong-willed President, not one who will because of political selfishness, pick a certain Aminu Wali (just to appease the Ab0kis as regards 2015) over an abrassive Viola Onwuliri.

God Bless Nigeria.

SirShymex:
Are you really from Lagos?

When I first registered you were from the same region where BH-houdini reign supreme now. Then you became Igbo from Anambra. This ya fascination with Lagos is a new one.

Anyway, is there anyone from Epe/Ibeju Lekki and Ikorodu among the aspirants?

Senator Ganiyu Olanrewaju Solomon, your exellency, is from Ikorodu.

Back to the topic, the writer has said it all.
Its better to pick Obanikoro as a consensus candidate, rather than waste time an resources on a certain primary election which will ultimately be rigged in favour of someone who isn't even worthy to clean Obafemi Hamzat's shoes, let alone Akinwunmi Ambode.

I don talk my own sha.
Ko kan aye.

studded:
Lol my memory don fail me o....

But let's cut the Nigerian army some slacks. They are trying. It even took years to defeat Al-Quada. Now look @ ISIS. It's not easy, but surely 9ja will win

Please let's continue to #keepingthepeace. Happy sunday

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it.
You don't destroy a tree by starting to cut from the top. You start from the bottom!

Jonathan and his cabinet knows that Boko Haram is not sponsored by some Nigerians alone. There are some elements of French, American and Chadian twists to it.
A certain Prof. Iwu Iyiorcha revealed it some days back, saying that business men within the Lake Chad Basin (bordering Chad, Nigeria, Niger and Cameroun) are the ones fuelling and sponsoring these monsters! It is a known fact that Idris Derby of Niger is a close associate to the terrorists.

They created this insurgents just to delay and ultimately prevent Nigeria from tapping into her share of the discovered crude oil that flows around the North-East to the Lake Chad.

Our politicians know about this, yet they chose to play politics with it!

God! We need patriots for leaders, PLEASE!

Billyonaire:
Its November my brother, I got to engage every minute I've got to close the year on a super positive outlook, financially, not time to mess around.

True talk.
Just send some part of the proceeds overboard, and the good Lord will have someone to pick them up.




Hopefully, that would be me.

studded:
Lol....so funny. I don smash d like button sha. Not because of ur main comment o, but the way u ended it....

God bless u plenty, brother.
Don't forget to remember today's memory verse for Sunday school o.
Next Sunday, e fit bi ya turn to recite am.

Billyonaire:
International media maintains their tempo in replaying the old news and will NEVER air the recent takeover by the soldiers. If you need truth on ground, do not listen to foreign media. Just like HIV and Ebola, these are all ploys to destroy Africa and Africans.

Thank you jare.
The only sensible comment have read so far.

But wait o, bros, where u bin dey na? Shey na Liberia u dey?

I don't seem to remember the last time you were on front page, abi na exile u dey?

State of Emergency, yet these demons continue to claim territories and loot the villages dry!
What are we telling ourselves here?
Half-truths or what?

When the government is sincere in winning this war, ping me. I'll be available on my mobile Nokia torch.






Its a Sunday, and show some love to a brother, because Jesus loves you.
Oya love me back by hitting the ''like'' button.

DaBullIT:
Your argument makes no sense Bro. Unlike Nigeria where people take pride in Aluu4 ,jungle justice , where human life and human right means nothing to anyone The US actually cares about safety and lives of its citizens and human right . Soldiers signed waivers during training and they get paid for the risks. Human rights watch did not complain about soldiers violating the rights of terrorists they complained about soldiers murdering innocent people .like a video where a man in military fatigue beheaded 6 suspected terrorists with his cutlass and they put them in a mass grave

Operating some weapons is not just load and cock and aim. Command bases , video streaming of live events , military satelites and every other factors work together for decision making in advanced countries . Also Most aeronautic engineers are mostly engineers by degree not by experience , What's the problem with Nigeria ? Maintenance culture. You buy you use you abandon . Furthermore if some members of the Nigerian army came out to say they cant shoot their brothers in Islam and they happily handed over weapons and armored tanks. That jet in the wrong hands is a disaster for Nigeria as a whole


I guess my point is that the USA has the moral and psychological obligation not to provide a weapon of mini mass destruction to Nigeria as long as barbarians are still in charge , and as long as soldiers are defecting to boko haram camps .

Now, ask yourself:
What if the US decides no to sell weapons to Nigeria?
The whole country suffers from Boko Haram, because the military will be helpless.

What if the US sells weapons to Nigeria and the war against BH is won, however with a sizable measure of human right abuses?

What If the US decides to use human rights and ''morality'' as a ruse to watch just as BH slaughters tens of thousands?

''The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those who choose to maintain their neutrality in times of great moral crisis''.
-Dante.

destante:
Just imagine that you can stay at ease in your own home in a country. That is terrible and sad.

Very sad if you ask me.
When I listened to Guru Menach when he said...
''Dwell in peace in the home of your own being, and the messenger of death will not be able to touch you''...
I started asking myself:
''How can you sleep in your house with a bomb hovering over your head?''

Na by magic

WombRaiders:
Is it GEJ's fault that we don't have a military industry complex now?

Did I just hear you say ''military-industrial complex''
Do you know the consequence of that?
Follow in that path if you want to be a bully and thus engaging in gun-boat diplomacy, coz I don't see how M.I Complex won't affect your foreign policy, especially when the FP is geared towards peace, like Nigeria's.

Fussbot, before you turn yourself to the special adviser to the president on education, please do some research. It doesn't cost much, I tell ya.

You say not much courses can be studied under the art?
What then have you to say about my course, International Studies and diplomacy?
Conflict resolution?
Public administration?
Political science?
Sociology?
Creative arts?
Et al?

If you've got any grudge against your art teacher in secondary school, I'll understand.
But don't come here crying for a department to be scrapped.


''when I am king, they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.''
-Mark Twain.

Annypie:
its possible to love sm1,and nt be sexually attracted to d person..exclusive to agape love.i wuld never wana get intimate wt sm1 i dnt love though,i just feel love nt matter hw superficial shuld be a prerequsite 4 sex. BTW shebi they say sex is different 4rm makin love ni

Well, according to the Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary (Warri version), they are all the same. Just semanics.











Anyways, good evening, ma'am.
Its been long since we saw (professionally).
How market?

Pavarottii:
Nice one OP, all the opposition do is make him get more points and popularity; even small children know who GEJ is...



GEJ till 2019

Aha!
saTANists... Here they come!
*In Asa's voice*
saTAN be gone, get on, get on
saTAN be gone!

chilledbarbie:
Hi

Welcome to Seun's pit, Barbie.
Do have a hard time here.













Oh, and by the way, I'm a Uniben newbie myself.
Can we meet on a different platform?
Facebook? Whatsapp?
No?

Vicel:
The company should nt be blamed for habouring dynamite coz dis explosives re used in quary works. Used in breaking d rocks dat bears limestones wic re used in producing cement.

Thanks for the info.

OP, dem swear for u abi?
If u want people to visit your thread, must you make the headline as scary as this

You'd better be careful or else...











I'll ban myself!

Quite untrue.
When I'm sick, one of the women must stay at home. Either my mum or my sister. One of them must not go to work.

I usually sleep alot, but once there is a Champions' League match going on,
Forget it, I'll set an abstract alarm to wake me up at 8:45 pm.

what more can I say than...
Court-martial them...?

And does court-martialing them liberate the 16 LGAs in control of BH?
Where are those fighter jets the FG bought from Russia? How many F-16s are left in the armoury?
What is the duty of the Air Force in all of these
Isn't it high time the NSA resigns?

#YeyeDeySmell!

What on earth are dynamites doing at a cement factory!?
Is that where they're supposed to be stored?


I think its high time the Chief of Defence Staff and the National Security Adviser resign.
This is getting too much!

No wonder he's been making all these noises about Aso Rock.

Governorship, isn't it?
Let's see how you'll fare.

I'll be watching in 3D!

Jonathan is a suit
Am seeing tinz! See as im bi like OBJ in 1979!


Anyway, I thought Honore abi na Honourable (Whatever Honour he's got) Traore is the new commander in chief? Who is Isaac Zida?
Normally, you'd expect CNN to sit on this story, but hey! They'd never. Rather, they keep feeding us with American propaganda in Eastern Ukraine!?!

God bless Vladimir Lenin.
God bless Josef Stalin...

GOD BLESS VLADIMIR PUTIN!

10 years
Do this suckers cum judges know that through his finances, he has sent thousands of souls to hopeless eternity?

We know the executive as execu-THIEVES,
The legislators as legis-LOOTERS.

But the judiciary
Abi na juju-ciary dey worry dem ni

Civilised society is perpetually menaced with disintegration through this primary hostility of men towards one another.
-Sigmund Freud.

Cool, or so I thought till I reached the scene which screamed:

THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE! BEWARE OF 419!

And I was like: WTF
Laughed my ribs out sha.
Nigeria, making waves since 1960.