Young man, its so obvious that you don't know your onions!
You gave Imo and Rivers to Buhari?
Are you high on Jann.ja.weed?
The fact that the governors of those states are APC folks doesn't mean they'd sway the voters to Buhari.

As a matter of fact, the South-East sees Jonathan as THEIR blood. If you doubt me, ask Ralph Uwazuruike. They're still mad at Okorocha for ''betraying'' them and siding with Tinubu. So forget about Imo State.

As for Rivers, only a small proportion would even dream about Buhari.
Your assessment on Edo state is Bogus.

Its so funny that you gave Uncle Joe only 13 states. Man, YOU ARE A LEARNER!!!

#eNOUGHSaID

Fayemi!
Where the hell are your thugs!?

On a more serious note, isn't it better for the swearing-in ceremony to be held off until the NJC concludes its investigation of the level of thuggery going on on the spree in Ekiti?
Fayose has a court case with the EFCC but he went ahead and contested the election which he won, and due to the executive immunity, the case is gonna be held off till his tenure expires.
Now, he's under investigation from the NJC!

How do we do things in this god-awful country

Fayose, na only u waka come

Peter Obi has finally got what he wanted.
As for Nuhu Ribadu, he should have waited for Mama Okoko-Wahala to resign na, that way he'd take over the ministry of finance.

But wait o, when will the current Minister of Foreign Affairs, Amb. Aminu Wali resign? Abi gubernatorial candidature no dey im Aboki dictionary Its high time the dude vacates that office because he's been silent on the cash-for-arms deal with South Africa.
If Mrs. Viola Onwuliri was the one running the show in the ministry, I doubt if RSA would open their filthy mouth to talk poo. If you doubt me, ask India!

#2015,GOSWEETDIE!

Horn free rubbish! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!

Right where I am in my bedroom, I can hear the sounds of horns from Ketu bus stop. In fact, na horn even wake me up sef.

Maybe one of these days, the LASG should organise an early morning free day for these imams.
Imagine, 3 mosques for one small street!
Una wan kill pesin wit una ''Alawo Akhbaru!''

Abi na only una waka come

taiwolusol:


Me be dey think say na yesterday ni mehn... oya pour me some bitters make we celebrate away already

We've got all sorts of bitters;
Yoyo, Alomo, Orijin, etc...

Just place an order, and Iya Mustafa will be sure to fill it.

What did you expect?
Supersport fixed the match at SS3NI, while broke dudes like me could only afford family bouquet.
Interestingly, the Falcons' game was put at SS9, so with the Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company going about their normal business of being stingy, I was able to watch up to the point where the babes conceded that penalty.


Great game, though.

taiwolusol:


Happy Belated Birthday bro . Have a Blast....

Nah.
Not belated. The birthday's actually today.
No cake, so we're just using a plate of moi-moi (English name: Bean cake). All die na die. Shebi cake na cake?

And don't forget, no champagne, so the perfect subsitute is yoyo bitters.

Do come with your rubber cups.

This is a clear case of sabotage.
Now if these folks are court-martialed, do they expect any sympathy from the public?
After destroying weapons bought with tax-payers' sweat?

I hope Festus Keyamo, Fem Falana and Olisa Agbakogba are watching this ''horror'' movie.

Happy birthday to me.

Let me be first to comment just in case it hits front page.

Those calling for Keshi's sack can now have cogent reasons for their agitation.
His sack is long over-due.

Nairalanders, please, wish me a happy birthday by liking this post.
God bless una plenty.
One love.

Lacomus:
Finally bt it came after a threat, I think say una no de fear.

What threat?
Didn't hear about a threat.

Can you tell me about it, please?

And to the topic:
I just don't know what to believe anymore.
APC e-warriors tearing down the Jonathan administration.
The Jonathan administration feeding us sumptuous lies since 2011.
South Africa playing on our media stupidity.

Naija I dey hail o!

tellwisdom: Which masquarade is this??

13th Century Mgbedike masquerade, made in Aba, certified by Amadioha and approved by Sango.

Exported to Big Brother Africa.

Simple.

Where the hell is Marilyn Ogar when you need her most!?

Is She-cow dead?
I hope he stays dead this time...

77 virgins no bi beans!

This is one giant leap.
Who says Africans can't develop Africa?

I believe if BlueSea Estates are out to develop property housing in Nigeria, there's no way other firms can't do the same in Africa.
No matter the hate and xenophobia, Nigeria rocks the world.

Watchout, Ghanians! We're coming to revive that dead economy!

LONG LIVE THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!
GOD BLESS AFRICA.

ElFenomeno1:

STFU... fuc....king pisshead!

Uh-oh...
Someone forget to take his anti-depressant pills this morning.
Chai.

Where the hell are Yabaleft doctors when you need them?!

ElFenomeno1:

Certified FOOOOOOL!

Hey! What the hell was that about?
Why do you have to single him out for dissing?

If you don't understand what a joke mean, I think its high time you visit the doctors at Yabaleft, or did you forget to take your pill today?

#CertifiedFool!

Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

Why didn't you laugh when IfIhearam posted that meme about eggs?
You're trying to tell me you're depressed emotionally, abi?

In fact, its been over since yesterday!

So much for serving a crap of a place called ''Nigeria''.

I just can't imagine that these fellas will be killed. Damn! What a world!

Where the hell are Dino Melaye are Joe Okei Odumakin when you need them most?!
Where is Amnesty International when you need them most?!

Where the devil is the United States of America when shi.t like this happens?!

#BringBackOurSoldiers!

Am I supposed to say RIP to Steven Sotloff?
I saw a piece about the guy on CNN this morning, (CNN Newsroom live from London with Max Foster), and the correspondent doled out how many times this Sotloff guy rebuffed every advice on staying away from enemy lines.

He's a freelance journalist, no doubt, but the ethics of journalism doesn't say ''kill yourself if you must get a story out to the world in the axis of evil''.

He's dead now, but does his death stop America from intervening in Iraq, or does his death stop America from encouraging ''moderate'' oppositions against ''unfriendly'' governments?

''The issues of the times are not going to be resolved by resolutions and talks, but by iron and blood.''
-Otto Von Bismarck.

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