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farano:


@Blakyclyde I'm not searching

Alright.
Time to take the exit door.

Ma'am, Will you open the door for me, please?

Farrano, I'm single and searching.
If you refuse Karma01, no forget to look my side o.
At least we could do it until you he comes back from Sambisa Forest, don't you think so?

What sort of country is this?
Is is the government that is lying to us,
Or a resurrected She-cow?

Where the hell is Stephen Davis when you need him most

I weep for those girls. I've been weeping my eyes out since April.
My heart's still gon bleed till the babes return home (that's if they ever will).

''under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer''.
Mark Twain.

What pukes me is that the dude even has the guts to say ''God created him that way''!
Sum people bi lyk sey transformer blow ontop dia head o!

The fact that God didn't strike you dead when you used his name falsely doesn't mean he's a weak God. All you gay folks claiming that the Almighty is happy with your orientation, I have this for you:

''... Let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear:
For our God is a consuming fire''

Hebrews 12: 28, 29.

#eNOUGHSAID.

GodMode:
The article is written in layman's english with indirect messages and you can't decode it... but a Nigerian(you) whose first language is not english is blowing grammar he does not even understand.

Is that your headache?
Tell me and let's drink Paracetamol together for your sake.

GodMode:
Its a sarcastic article written by a very good writer.... but the blindness PDP has bestowed on you won't let you see it.... The article has many hidden messages.....

If you are not a political e-rat then Nigerian education is dead it just hasn't been buried...

Young man, I believe an enlightenment from you without scathing remarks and denigrating iconoclasms would work the magic, don't you think so?
If comprehension is your problem, I believe its high time you picked up your reading glasses.

Oshey pupo.

ISpiksDaTroof:
You do know that Reuters basically called Nigerians ignorant, backwards and uncivilized with this article, right? Especially with the first 3 paragraphs.

I've read the first 3 paragraphs 3 times and I'm yet to see the insult you're talking about.

Back to the topic,
Reuters have said it all, especially with reference to the #BringBackOurGirls campaigner, Isaac Matthews.
Inasmuch as I'd like to see Jonathan out of Aso Rock, I'd still vote for him if Buhari wins APC primaries.

But sadly, Nigerian democracy hasn't reached that stage where the electorate vote base on realities on ground. Rather, they do it based on ethnocentricism and religious leanings.
I can't wait for 2019 to be over so that we'll get a fresh party in power.

Ehn!? Iffa hear!
So even with all the hype, Barbercoke sorry, Babcock (or even ''BACKUP'' Like my grandam would say) sits at 30?
Na im bi sey Uniuyo get hope na.

Delsu sef dey 60! E no bad sha.
All die na die. Warri no dey carry last. Highest na draw.

I'm more surprised at Uniben and Unilorin.
Poor performance, if you ask me.

johnmartus:
I perceive that you are crying please wipe your tear and start repeat after me

apc change
apc change federal

Hehehhehehehe!!!
You got me cracking there!
Change, you say?
Are you high on cheap weed?!
Where's the change? How has it affected the price of Garri in Mile 12 market?

A bunch of previous criminals coming together to form an association in a bid to wrestle power from the PDP and y'all gullible folks are chanting ''Change''.

Mtcheeeeeewwwwww!!!

san316:
Lemme Go To The Airport And Wait For Them. Fg Shld Declare Public Holiday So That Those That Care Will Go And Gv The Gurls And Their Unborn Babies A Grand Reception.

Bros ya head dey dia jare.
I'll be coming with olive oil, pampers, golden morn, SMA progress and...yes! Kuli kuli!
They musn't forget where they came from. That's their traditional food.

Just #BringBackOurGirls safely.
That's all.

Biggest crowd, you say.
Does this, or more like, will this tranlate to voter-capacity in 2015? No kidding the fact that Amaechi has a very influential personnae (which I'm awed), but once a people's mind is made up concerning their Ijaw brother who's currently wearing shoes (as he had none in his schooldays) at Aso Rock, forget it man. You're chasing a red herring with your 21st century version of Gideon and his 300 men. Or should I say... Amaechi and his 40, 000+

Biggest crowd, you say... Well,
Mark Twain wrote:
If it is a miracle, any sort of evidence will answer. But if it is a fact, proof is necessary.

Some people wey don dey comment for hia dey lie pas Lai Muhammed, so tey devil sef dey catch cold! Chai! Diaris *** o!


Back to the topic, had mine at 12. On the fifth floor of the storeyed building where I resided way back in PH. The babe was 12, but I didn't know that I was dating someone far more experienced than I am.
Na wen she drag me go one corner for insyd d darkness, I begin see Heaven!

Ever since then, decided to keep my pink lips to myself.
Ebola is real.

If there's one administrator I admire most in my entire life as a patriotic citizen of this sick and problem-bedevilled political entity called Nigeria, His name is BABATUNDE RAJI FASHOLA.

Damn! If the dude decides to contest the 2019 elections, I don't give a rat's a..s..s if the constitution is altered to favour him if he declares interest to contest for a third term, because Nigeria's problem cannot be cured even by 30 percent in only 8 years.

''Gardens are not made by singing ''Oh, how beautiful!'' and sitting in a shade''.
#Rudyard Kipling.

UniqueGem:
Drop either contact or both, or you can pm me.

Sorry, I don't do pms.
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UniqueGem:
Drop either contact or both, or you can pm me.

Sorry, I don't do pms.
Whatsapp: 08141140219
Or
Facebook.com/harryadonis

UniqueGem:
mai teach you?

Bros, I need am die!
Mek we meet for Facebook na? Abi na Whatsapp u dey?

Omo, SEE GROOVE!!
Oya wey my guys with three legs?

Awoof e don land o! With home advantage o!

But on a more serious note, did it take this long to produce a female contraceptive pill

What kinda side-effects are we looking at? Because I plan on enjoying myself every night with my wife when I get married o.

No matter how much you try to paint the picture of the perfect saint in Buhari, the past atrocities he committed in his two-year reign as head of state cannot be wiped off.
You don't just expect Nigerians to forgive and forget, did you?

According to Rudyard's Kipling,
A people always end by resembling its shadows.

#eNOUGHSAID.

will this stop Sukurat from stalking me

Dis pikins sef! How una dey tek get packs na Abi na only una waka come?

I've been doing all the push ups/press up styles in the book for over a year now, and nothing to show for it!!!

Even an Albino knows that life's not fair!

Simple.
If you think your boyfriend is cheating on you, follow me on Facebook and let's cheat on him together.
Rudyard Kipling said:
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

Check my signature for my Facebook ID.

Panshow:
Pls don't do that. If the government are doing what they're suppose to do, no body will insult them.

Says who?
Even Jesus Christ has enemies. Jose Mourinho said it.
No matter how good you are, critics would always ask for yourself.
Winston Chuchill said: ''having enemies means you stood up for something''.

When I read the comments made thus far, I just shook my head and smiled.
People demand freedom of speech as compensation for freedom of thought which they rarely use.

#eNOUGHSAID.

bigass:
Senator John McCain was a presidential candidate in 2008 against Obama he is still a serving senator. You can't hold 2 political post but you can vie for another while still in one.

Is that how it should be?
This is plain greed! It shouldn't be because the 1999 constitution was American-styled we should copy even the defects of the ''copied''.

I just dey rap my own sha. Wetin consyn legislooters and law to scrap office grab
Lobatan.

kokoA:
constitution of politicians, by politicians and for politicians.

Abe Lincoln would cringe and choke in his grave when he hears that definition.

But I wonder what he'd do when he finds out that the definition has its roots in Naija Area!

kokoA:
gunning for VP will not affect his seat as a governor. He can be a governor and still vie for VP. He doesn't have to resign to run as VP, just like Kwankwanso is the governor of Kano and presidential aspirant in APC, correct me if I'm wrong. Ngige was/is a senator before and after he lost the governotorial election.

If that is the case, I wonder what kind of dubious constitution we're operating on.
The 1999 constitution was designed to choke us, while the bigwigs get away with what ever!

Imagine a sitting senator contest of governorship, loses and goes back to the national assembly...!

Which kyn greed bi dat?
Abi na only dem waka come?

kokoA:
Southeast will never vote APC even if you wake Ojukwu (God bless his soul) up from the dead to become Buhari's running mate.. No need to waste that slot. Buhari even has more supporters in South south than East. I support a very popular yoruba man being paired with Buhari. Fashola would have just done it but for the religion thing.. If getting a suitable yoruba candidate isn't possible then Ameachi or Oshionmole should be chosen.

Fashola would be a very good choice, but Oshiomole? The man is not ready to vacate his seat at the Edo state government house to chase a VP ticket in which there's no guarantee that the party is going to win the election.

Canvassing support for Oshio What position would you give him if the presidential election was won by the PDP?

Why should I be bothered?

APC's media arm, Sharia Reporters conducted 2 polls... All ended in favour of Buhari.

PDP conducted its, poll, it ended in Uncle Joe's favour.
This clearly shows how the two parties hope to rig a credible election.

Do you think you can fool us?

GOD IS WATCHING Y'ALL IN 3D!

If you say Borrofice or Borrow office or whatever his goddamned surname is to be Buhari's running mate, what happens to Rochas Okorocha?

But why are the prospective vice presidents from the South-West?
Can we safely side with the die-hard pro-APGA folks that APC is a Yoruba party and has no vision for the South-East?

So many questions than answers.

Poorly governed, huh?
No wonder the foundation refused to present their leadership award to any president this year.

I still doubt the authenticity of their claim, especially when Nigeria is been compared with the likes of Zimbabwe, Rwanda etc.

All I know is this:

NAIJA NO DEY CARRY LAST!
#eNOUGHSAID.

Romanciella:
hm

I don't seem to remember the last time you were on FP.
Welcome back.


To the topic:
I think its a good idea. Its been a long time coming.

But wait o, two 12-year-olds filing a suit against a state government
D kyn lie wey we dey talk for Naija don dey smell reach God nose abeg!
Naija I dey hail o!