₦airaland Forum

Tosyne2much, isn't there a possibility of a free-flow of conversation at the first try?
I'm asking coz I've never been embarrassed.
I have this belief that if you make the best out of every bad situation, the situation is going to take care of itself.
As I type this, I just finish an interesting chit-chat with a girl I've been eyeing in the tutorial centre where I do my web program... It wasn't awkward. Am I supra-normal?
HELP!!!

I'm so so disappointed in Abe, with the APC and Riverians in General.
For crying out loud, why can't it be zoned to either the Ogonis or the kalabaris?
I was hoping PDP will pick either Lulu Briggs or Lee Maeba ahead of Wike.d but I was disappointed, and APC has just sold their chance.
Damn!

Innodon:
Story of a confused old man.....Don't quote me...

Well, I just did. What are you gonna do about it? Bite me?
Dhurr!
To the issue at hand, It makes absolutely no sense when a monarch in a republican society can't keep to his calling and therefore choose to meddle in the affairs of 21st century politics.
The dude just exposed himself.
I remember vividly when he was accused by the PDP that he was backing Akin Ambode to be the next governor by showing up at his declaration ceremony. The council of Obas denied on his behalf.

So what do you call this? An admission of guilt?
Eko o ni baje o!

Innodon:
Story of a confused old man.....Don't quote me...

Well, I just did. What are you gonna do about it? Bite me?
Dhurr!
To the issue at hand, It makes absolutely no sense when a monarch in a republican society can't keep to his calling and therefore choose to meddle in the affairs of 21st century politics.
The dude just exposed himself.
I remember vividly when he was accused by the PDP that he was backing Akin Ambode to be the next governor by showing up at his declaration ceremony. The council of Obas denied on his behalf.

So what do you call this? A show of shame?
Eko o ni baje o!

So you mean to tell me that none of Asa's song off her BED OF STONE album is among the list?!
What the hell are these people doing!?

rhymesteey:
Following

*In Jack Bauer's voice*
The following takes place between 08:3AM, and 09:35 AM... On the day of the impeachement proceedings in the National Assembly.
Events occur in real time.

omenka:
Hope it includes having a vice president that has been as useful as the alphabets "ueue" in the word queue.

Now, has does that denote impunity? Or is mis-pronuncing a word an impeachable offence?
Come on, man! That was harsh.
Anyways, to the topic:
I can't wait for the impeachment proceedings to continue... But I fear reprisals from the South-South. Its gonna be damn bloody!

coded01:
Wetin Messi no go cause!

Wake Tito Vilanova up when Ronaldo achieves that.

coded01:
Na you wan throw dem jacket?


Wicked...

I no get tym, so I go send one the biggest sharks wey dey insyd d Atlantic.

coded01:
Your head dey there...


His names are powerful & influential as well... Not like crybaby...

Krassid, CR7lomo, did you hear that?!

ClintonNzedimma:
hahaha...nor wori, make i dial iya basira number

Ehhnn... I prefer Iya Monsurat joint o.

coded01:
Wicked...

Better than hugging transformer na.
At least if they jump off the bridge, there might be someone to throw a jacket to them.

coded01:
That's how a wounded lion behaves...

That's why he's Lion-el Messy.

coded01:
Lmao...

Abi na lie?

hadunihade:
Nice one bro

For the god of football, a really nice one.

ClintonNzedimma:
*Barman, give this guy 2 stout*

Egbon mi, Oshey jare.
But e no go bad if u add small nkwobi na, in order to move d ministry to d Nou Camp.

emmyspark007:
Anoda messi hat trick

That's six goals in just two games!
One amazing about this dude is that praises don't move him. If you want to see the best of Leo, just go on air (tv or radio) and say this:
''Messi has lost his passion for the game''.
And all of a sudden, he will reply you with goals.
He's simply amazing. Pure football god.

He just got a third!
Penaldo! (Sorry, Ronaldo) Are you seeing what I am saw

Young man, do well to post your source.
I bet you got the entire write-up from Ben Hayward's column on www.goal.com.

Anyway, King Lionel UMEAGWU Messi, the Ijaya gbogbo I of Mushin, the Ezegbakagbaka II of one village (I don 4get d name o! Chai! See my life) for Abia State, and the Lion of the tribe of Nou Camp has done it again!
Haters, go and jump off the 3rd Mainland Bridge!
King Messi rules!

My question:
Has any case involving race relations in the US ever judged in favour of the black folks?
I for one, never expected officer Wilson to be found guilty, taking a look at the question above. We all remember the Martin/Zimmerman case last year, don't we?
#Yeyedey smell!

wilsondave:
I said it early that this chad president is an enemy of progress. all eyes on him he will soon end his life like Gaddafi. AU and UN should act on this even the Nigerian government. am sure the end time for BH has arrived.

Bro, sorry to say this, but I must admit that you're living in a fool's paradise.
The African Union? You mean the powerless African Union that is torn apart by the rivalry between SA and Nigeria? Let's tell ourselves the basic truth here, even the United Nations will not do anything about it! Why? France is a major backer of Deby's regime in Chad. The oil that flows on the Lake Chad Basin is not unconnected to French business interests, in its constant effort to undermine Nigeria's influence in Africa.
Even if Deby's regime is toppled by internal violence and the so.nof.a.bi..tch is tried at the Hague, I don't see the trial going anywhere because France would do all it takes to acquit him.

I've said this before and I'll say it again:
All Nigeria needs is a stubborn leader who can stand up to the West without batting an eyelid (Like Murtala Muhammed) and a brash and abbrassive minister of foreign affairs who fear no foe. I wish GEJ appointed Prof. Viola Onwuliri in that position, instead of the lazy Aminu Wali.

Does this same rule apply to foreigners in Nigerian jails?
How about cases like Wardens smuggling phones to inmate after being tipped?
how do you fight that?
But wait o, do you mean Nigerian prison inmates where different clothings?
Wow! Ankara for life!

JESUSchoice:
u nko!,what record have u smashed?

You want to know?
Wait, lemme ask Ifa.

Messi my boy, listen to the words of your father:
Smash every record there is to smash until Ronaldo can't find any to smash.
La Liga's down, Champion's League record to go.

Keep it up, and the Ballon d'or's gonna be named after ya.
Your father...OluwaBlakyclyde.

*Singing*
Ni meji meji, ko ma ro.
Ni meta meta, ko ma ro.
Ni merin merin, ko ma ro.

Oun tan bamileru Baba o ti se o... O ma se...

All of the beefers are gonna be beef until Jules Rimet wakes up from the grave and tell them that Lionel Agu Messi is the god of soccer.

Who is Ronaldo? Is that a name of a round drum?
We don't know him here in Madrid.

What on earth is making those choppers crash land?
Well, they've said no crash today. Maybe na one winch wey go midnight meeting, e come miss road na im crash, dem con sey na Helicopter!

Mtcheeeeeewwww.

question for d gods

Guy, u bi ghost? Pesin no fit check your profile?
If I quote you now, a different name would appear!
How do you do it?

Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!!!
Shey u dey see ya handiwork ni?

If u provided jobs for these who.res, what time would they have to fight over some high-life croner who's got nothing to do but bleep all the babes from Dillish of Namibia to Aba gals?

What has the Lie Mohammed got to say about this, huh?
Anyways, I don't expect him to say anything meaningful, coz only those of us who schooled in Palestine would understand.

prettyboi1989:
More or less lyk a dumb joke, u don't expect me 2 spend time noticing what's making waves here, its only a loafer that will do such. Got better things to attend to than being on a site 24/7

Mek I hear word jare.
Do you know what this site teaches us? Do you know the benefits accrued from surfing this site?
It might not be advisable to spend all your time on a site, but trust me, nairaland is worth the trouble...



...At least, for those of us who schooled in France.

wristwatch:
Pure shame. Becos they say *Nigeria Ebola*, by God's grace, Nigeria will continue 2 beat them as long as dis earth exist.

Just for fun:
*In Arsene Wenger's voice*
''young man, please! You know nothing about football!
Football is a game of passion, it is as pure as it is a game of luck! It doesn't matter whether you win or lose!?
You have to play for the spirit...of the game!''


Bros, no kill me o! Na joke I dey joke o!

Chukwugekwu:
you are nothing but a fool aboki

See dis Oloribu.ruk.u o!
In your st.upid mind, you think I'm an Ab0ki?



Get a life, please!

prettyboi1989:
I believe those sayn they schooled here and there are people with gross personalty disorder and severe low self esteem. U'll only know where a person comes from, by his mannerisms and spoken words. Not by goofing and gloating bout some claims that holds no water.

Can't you detect a joke when you see one
These folks are only keeping up with a cliche that's already making waves on Nairaland!
Maybe you forgot to take your pills tonight. Please do, or I'll get you those sadists cum doctors who display their talents at Yabaleft!


Anyways, I don't expect you to understand a joke. Its only for those of us who schooled in France.