₦airaland Forum

dechandel:

Lol
Good things never last long enough
The blame is all on you

We all dance to a mysterious tune intoned in the distance by an invisible player.

dechandel:

I am so the melancholic type
Everything there describes me.. Except the last statement of the number 8.. Ewww

But that number 6 n 7 is so not me.. Nah

We've got this one thing in common--MELANCHOLY but I often wonder why we didn't click. Anyway, I blame myself for not spotting you earlier enough.
To the topic:
I enjoy being alone most of the time with my e-gadgets, but self-servicing?!
WTF?!

tamunoibiso:
What a landslide victory, I believe he will replicate these com feb 2015.

My sister, are you not ashamed? I expect a sensible person like you to rise up against the Ikwerre-monopoly of the Brick House. Instead of you to speak against the injustice meted out to Tonye Princewill, Dumo Lulu Briggs (which happen to be your brothers!, you're here dancing for Wike! I just don't know what is wrong with my Kalabari folks. This height of foolishness is becoming nauseating! How can one particular tribe reign supreme over nearly about 40 of such?
Rivers state is truly a Rivers of Stu.pidity.

[quote author=html14java post=28664192][/quote]I'm the man.

topaaz:
I fall under number 7, all thanks to children church where they taught us how to search the bible. *singing* Genesis Exodus leviticus Numbers, u know the rest. Children church sweet sha .

E bi lyk sey na Deeper Life u dey grow up o.
Back then! No matter how much your Bible is torn, you'll still be ordered to open it during Search the Scripture lesson. Children church for sweet, but na memory verse spoil am!
Anyway, I fall under number four.
#TeamShortMemory.

Baba God, I don show again o. U no sey me no dey ask plenty tinz, but with these points of mine, I hope I'll be able to persuade you to help my finances.
Uniben clearance dey start first week of January, and ya boy broke lyk mad! Just send Adenuga or Dangote to bless my account with 10 million dollars each.
Lord God, Tosyne2much is having typhoid. You know wetin I suffer when typhoid hold me for April. Mehn! Doze injections were sent from the pit of hell!
All Nairalanders, you're hereby directed to pray for DJDola and Tosyne2much. Their health needs be restored.

And finally, pray for the peace of the North-East. The weapons of BH's warfare are carnal, but ours aren't.
E je ka gbadura!

Breaking News!!!
Political thugs needed for 2015!
To apply, simply go to Kirikiri maximum and break out at least, 25 inmates, send their prison numbers to 330325 and you stand a chance of being the special adviser to the governor on political affairs.
No hidden charges!
No Terms, No conditions!
T's and C's apply.

Look at these people! They think they can fool us with some cheap poll, huh?
One thing I've observed about Nigeria's electorate is that no amount of propaganda can change them from voting for who they have in mind. Jonathan won in 2011, not because he sold us that dumb mantra of being the son of a shoeless fisherman, but because he was considered because the voters felt it was time to give the Niger Delta a chance.
The same way Buhari die-hard cult fellas will still vote for him despite the unlawful detentions, human rights abuses and so many other vices committed during his regime.
The day I'll give up on Nigeria is the day that Atiiku Abubakar will win the presidential electon!

Its really sickening to find out what 21st century ''pastors' and ''preachers'' have turned Christianity into.
The Bible strictly warned against lying. Yet, some of these churches promote lying all in the name of ''comedy''! Where in the Bible was Jesus a comedian?
Didn't God know about comedy when He said to the Jews in Exodus ''Thou shalt not lie''?
For Pete's sake, the Lord's coming is nigh! Why not use the money you give to comedians for performing in your church to support Gospel missions accross the world?
''For every good reason there is to lie, there's a better reason to tell the truth.''
-Bo Bennet.

#IWasHere...
And this was...
#MyCharityComment, on behalf of
#StudentsOfFrance.

Abiolainfo:
Nice one but my prayer is not a big ask from God

Yahweh answers prayer.

Abiolainfo:
I pray this girls won't go on the loose and become a serial killer ,may God protect,guide and take control over the lives of this girls

Bros, it is advisable to read the whole write-up before you hit the ''reply'' button.
There's no known prize for making front page, and the whole purpose is defeated if your comments doesn't reflect on the issue at hand.

Back to the matter:
Good thing, if you ask me. Maybe the demons have run out of female suicide bombers.
Where on earth are the security agencies situated at the various schools during the whole time?
Somebody needs to answer for this negligence, I tell you.

mimiejacobz:
U c,so lemme av the available one while waiting for the imaginary one

Like... biscuit bone?

mimiejacobz:
Lol,I want things that are out already not imaginary phones or d once that av gone into extinct

Mimie-sweetie... The patient dog eats the fatest bone, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't taste the available bones o.

dechandel:
He is not yoruba

Indian, huh?
He's got to understand.

dechandel:

You see me for dream abi??

No. I see u for vision.
Oga BenKumar, ejo oo!

dechandel:

What did i do

Its Benkumar, isn't it?
Chai! See gobe!

Midehi:
Mexican...lol

Your command is my wish, Senorita!
I've sent it via bluetooth. Just check ya e-mail.

[quote author=dechandel post=28571949][/quote]Diaris God o!
In fact I don port to my new found happiness.
MimieJacobz, where art thou?!

dechandel:

You are wrong
We are seriously different
Nothing to compare about us..
Save for the observing part

Wow!
If you say so.

[quote author=mimiejacobz post=28570977][/quote]Mimie, don't even go there.
There's a special Nokia 3310 awaiting you.
Use it for three months and I'll get you a platinum-plated iPhone8.

Midehi:
Kiss..*wink*####

Name it, princess...
French Kiss? (I schooled in Lyon)
Italian?
English?
American?
Mexican?
Or even NIGERIAN?
You name it. I've got unrivalled expertise in the aforementioned and more interestingly, my services are FREE!

dechandel:

2014 Cadillac Escalade and a Porsche Panamera

Heheheheehehhehee!!!
Her royal majesty... Always dreaming big.
U neva see wheelbarrow take drive, na escalade u wan use?
Babe, abeg, visit my place on the 25th and lemme give you a cool ride (on my donkey) to the Eko Hotel and Suites for Cool fm's Christmas Praise jam.
Don't be late o.

dechandel:

Talk true??

True talk.
The similarities abound. The only difference is that all Hajia does is to observe and comment after sharing.

dechandel:

Unibengraduate o
What did i do to you??

Dechandel and Romanciella.

MORNDEW:
its been long i quote people but i must inform you that all what Soyinka have been saying are absolutely correct. You can keep quiet while things go wrong in this country but Soyinka will not. So also are many othe Nigerians. About ur international and National whatever u wrote there, speaking up like this against directionlessnes, undemocratic practices and lack of respect for constituted institutions even earn him more respect.
Like John F. Kennedy will say 'The hottest part of hell is reserved for those who kept quiet when things were going wrong. Unlike many Nigerians wole wants to leave a legacy. So type something else.

Well thought out, bro.
But you got it wrong somewhere.
The quote you were talking about wasn't JFK's; rather, Dante the philosopher.
''The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those who choose to maintain their neutrality in times of great moral crisis.''
The quote was used in the prologue of Dan Brown's latest book, INFERNO.
*Cheers*

fiverrwin:
This is strong oh

Mo ni kpe, eleyi gidi gan!
Emu pankere mimo wa!!!

You found out that he was gay, and you didn't call the cops?!
I think its high time we stand up to our responsibilty to morality and wipe this menace and ugly trend outta the society!
#TeamHomophobic.