₦airaland Forum

dechandel:

Pitches tent o

Choi
Looking for my Johnny oo

dechandel:
Lmao
Nollywood tori o. You go fear dump na. For better for worse. .
Ciao

dechandel:
News for the witches
I got married last year o.. Hian.. And he is a nairalander
So becareful. Someone might be lurking

Deshannel:
*clears throat *

dechandel:

You are crushing on a married woman o
Hian.. You wan die ni??

dechandel:
No thanks . Princess Diana became famous too. But with a good name. I think i only need me a Prince

dechandel:
Kim Kardashain became famous through that kinda shyte

dechandel:
If i hear authentic

Even Linda Ikeji no go report this one.

dechandel:
No hard feelings .. Afterall na fake story you be wan yarn

dechandel:
I dunno too


Guess your story will have to get flushed down

dechandel:
I dunno too


Guess your story will have to get flushed down

dechandel:
Hell no
I am not on facebook.. No whatsapp account too

So pick another condition.. That will only be available within the walls of nairaland

dechandel:


I am allergic to pm's..
And my mail is not working

dechandel:
Anything for you you can aswell double the conditions

Now spill

dechandel:
Pls do.. So others will copy from us

How lovely??

Ayam waiting

dechandel:
Hahahaha
Biko begin dey talk o
Even me wan hear as the thing go that day sef..
Old age is begining to tell me sometimes forgetful

Rityben:
Its a very lively town with abt 4,000 people. They use British pound. Their capital is Jamestown, and the only way to get there is through sea. Get the remaining Info from wikipedia

mimiejacobz:
lmao,evry brk up has to b tis hoes ain't loyal on nairaland,tnk God we've cin a guy dt doesn't c his ex as a hoe

Rityben:
really? Cos he was in St Helena Island, and I in Nigeria the call cost N35 per second. He appreciated it, and still remembers me for that

dechandel:
Extraordinarily Romantic

tosyne2much:
PM is an abbreviation for private message, however, you get to get email to someone.

Just view a random person's profile and click "Send message" ( it's beneath follow this person "

tosyne2much:
Kachisbarbie I don land



13. The self acclaimed Workers
The ones who are roaming down the street but act like someone working in shell or chevron.. They will refer to you as being jobless just for the whole Nairalanders to see even if it's obvious dey are also striving for 1 square meal a day ( funny enough dis people don't have profile pix)

14. The Ones Who Crave For LIKES As If Their Life Depends On It
These are the set of people who will giver further explain than the OP in order to get more likes


15. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly known for causing violence, you see them fighting with both dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs


16. Those Who School In France
The ones who don't even know what outside the country looks like but you will see them talking as if dey have been to foreign countries.. Funny enough, some of dem have neva even been to an airport


17. The ones who display inflated ego mentality

The one who have never created a thread cos dey have nothing to offer to the world but will prove to Nairalanders that dey are far better than them

18. Frustrated Front Pagers
The ones who are frustrated because dey have created so many thread either unworthy or worthy but couldn't hit FP, only for them to come into your thread and derail it when your underrated thread hits FP

19. The matured Ones
The are the self acclaimed matured ones who are quick to tell you to grow up each time you create a thread or comment

20. Lie Detectors
The ones who will open your thread and read it meticulously, only for them to pick hole and start referring to you as a liar

21. The Lions
The ones whose comments come like the rattle of a gun. Many at times, their comments comes like that of boko Haram.. E.g Seun (no ban me ooooo )


22. The Liars
These are the ones who crave for attention by telling lies in order to get PMed. These set of people don't have ordinary bicycle but they would snap beside a random car and then it becomes their profile picture. You see them forming as if they are more than what they are

tosyne2much:
Bros, the possibility of a free-flow of conversation at the first try is next to nill especially when you are doing it for the first tym.. WHY ? It's simply because at first trial you get nervous

You get me bro ?