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He just needs to return her bride price or whatever they do in their culture to show divorce.

End of story.

@ Sam Milla

Long time no see.

Hope u av more likely scenarios.
Will check out ur blog.

@ poster, abeg do your thing.
If the guy begs u, make small shakara b4 u agree.
If not, forget him jo.

It should be; once a cheat always a cheat.

This thread has gone of course.

Wetin be all these sex talk and Bible talk na?

Maybe ur not a very nice person or u are not approachable.

As long as u guys are not married den u r not his responsibility.
He has no compunction to give u d smallest kobo.
How he plans to spend his money is his own business even if it buying the most expensive gift for a friend.

You should get a life and stop asking ur boyfriend for money.
Get a job.

She is less than a month old and she is already so big.
Hope u guys are not feeding her amala.

Btw, is she not too young for u guys to be taking her into town?
Thought u av to wait for a minimum of 6 weeks b4 u even take her to church?

1. 190
2. Mr Cork
3. Mobo44
4. Busybody

They are all so annoying.

Anytime 190 enters a thread, he derails it.
I thought he was banned? How come he is still allowed to post?
My nomination is for Mr Cork and 190 for being the kind of people they are.

Chair cover is very right. Postinor is the morning after pill.
There is no other reason to take it than as a precaution for unprotected sex.

Pls, dat drug can be dangerous if not used properly.
I had a friend dat used it regularly as if it was a contraceptive pill.
She bled for 20 days non stop before she plucked up the courage to tell her mum who took her to the hospital.

Advice them well o cos this live has no duplicate.

I once worked in an indigenous oil servicing company in the finance dept.
Things were really rough we were owing banks large sums of money but we never owed staff salary.
Rather, what we did was to borrow money from banks at ridiculous interest rates to pay staff.
The only thing was that we froze salary increases, sacked redundant staff and did not pay any bonus for that period (13 months).
However, once the govt paid the money we were owed, we paid out bigger bonuses to staff for their patience.
Even those that were sacked were paid a prorated bonus.
That is an example of a responsible employer.
I still stop by to know how they are doing and they are growing bigger n bigger.

chinedumo:
this is what i will say
nobody has proved that marriage has become worse since the feminism movement
or that marriage before were better
until a concrete proof is produced feminism being a marital evil should be taken as a pinch of salt.

The only proof is that there are now more divorces than ever before.

Na wa o!

These are the future leaders of Nigeria trading insults as if it is Bodija market.

Take chill pills and just state ur own opinion and move on.

Ibime:
And I guess what he is saying now is unguarded statement to you ehn?

Yes it is.
I would expect him to put things into motion that would curb it.
What benefit is it to the country to speak as he just has?
Rather, it will have the reverse effect on the real sector.
I don't want to go into macroeconomics but everyone knows the role of the CBN governor to create such an enabling environment.

Definitely Urhobo

So who were those people that believed that they would be used to wipe the floor?

I have seen those boys play severally. They are the best in Naija!

Up Enyimba!

I am sorry if i was misunderstood.
I just feel that he talks too much for a CBN governor.
Seems he doesn't understand dat he can derail the economy any time he makes unguarded statements.

My own personal experience has taught me that i have nothing to gain but everything to lose when i want to be equal with my husband.
He is so easy to get along its mind blowing.
At first, i wanted to pull rank with him and keep trying to be equal.
We had so many issues that i was beginning to wonder whether he was the same person i dated.
However, i read a book, Fascinating woman, that taught me to stoop to conquer.
Now, he pets me, pampers me so much people r jealous.
Anytime, we are in public, he praises me to the highest heavens.
He never makes any decision even if it is as mundane as can we move the chair to the other room without consulting me.

I thank God for wisdom.

Condom

Long thing.

kay bently:
T.O.F.A.

T, THEIF

O, OLE

F, FOUR ONE NINE

A, ASHEWO

I remember this from 1993.
MKO's own was

M, MONEY MISS ROAD

K, KIDNAPPER

O, Ole.

Brown beans is sweet just that it gives flatulence.
However, it is more nutritious than white beans

This Sanusi opens his mouth too much.
He should know when and where to say such things

He is a mad man!
We will continue to pray for the abolishing of the NYSC scheme.
God help our youths.

Objects (Are they male or female?)

Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Kidneys - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

Ziplock Bags - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

Web Page - female, because it is always getting hit on.

Shoe - male, because it is usually unpolished, with it's tongue hanging out.

Remote Control - female, because it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Swiss Army Knife - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of it's time just opening bottles.

Copier - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up, it is an effective reproduction device when the right buttons are pushed, and because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

Hot Air Balloon - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Hourglass - female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

Subway - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

My two cents:

Men are like department stores, their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like vacations, they never seem to be long enough.

Men are like coffee, the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers, they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Female One: Do you remember that backless, frontless, topless, bottomless, strapless dress i bought from Debenhams?

Female Two: Yes i do. It was black and very beautiful.

Female One: Just discovered that it is a BELT!

Chop and Quench!

I have an aunt that is almost 50 years and everyone still calls her 'baby'. (the local version)
That was her nickname as a baby.
I feel embarrassed any time someone mentions her name

Also, know someone whose nickname was LoLo.
He has now changed his name n people av gradually forgotten the name.

blacksta:
I need 10 satchets of brown sugar to replace 4 satchets of white sugar - na wa ooo  - i hope i would not need 1 bag of brown rice to replace a cup of white rice.

Don't be too hasty to throw away your white rice.
Buy small brown rice first and taste it and see if it is something u can be eating regularly.
Don't say i didn't warn u.
Look for other sources of nutrients to eat healthy, maybe more fruits n vegetables not that brown rice.
Worse case is that it is even more expensive than normal rice.

Sorry o. No vex, abeg try post the other part jo.
Sorry o