₦airaland Forum

Ifes are not wicked like this

MoneyTrees:
Mehn that's why it's necessary to get from a good plug
Meanwhile don't be deterred, what is in you is greater than what is in the world
Take another shot at it, give it your best
Don't forget that irreplaceable feeling

Misery really loves company.
Please go get help!

So even Caroline Danjuma de contest. What does she want to coman do, real housewives of politics?

We have animal production departments in most federal universities. Unfortunately most graduates are looking for white - collar jobs.

budaatum:
First thing a local cattle herder does with a sick cow is pray. If prayer fails he bleeds it, and if bleeding fails he calls a vet. If vet fails he calls a butcher who slaughters it and sells it for meat.

A dead sick cow is worth nothing while a butchered sick cow is bought cheap and sold in the market for full price. Unfortunately, buyers would be buying both the poison the vet fed it plus the poison the vet was trying to cure, which is why we Nigerians should consider buying our meat from university qualified ranch cattle rearers and butchers, instead of from illiterate cattle herders.

Unfortunately, Nigerians have not yet begun going to university to learn to rear cattle.

Even all these skills require money to be learnt. It's not so easy for students at home now

Fiscus105:
Attention Seeking Association.


Madam, thinking globally and say locally. There is power in tongues, it can make and it can destroy.

So many of your mates have learnt tailoring, hairdressing, mechanic among others, for you, you keep rant on one social media to another seeking for cheap and destructive fame.

I think you should learn from Portable on how human being should learn how to talk little biko.

Mindlog:
And when you jam, ghost con show up seated beside you, con dey tune radio stations on the car radio ...wetin you go do?

E don be be that. If you can't beat them join them

Mindlog:
Innocent ghost, as in there are guilty ghosts?

Yes na. Instead of going for judgement they are looking for who to haunt

Seniorwriter:
Your mouth won't put you in trouble like that APC urchin turned singer noicemaker called portable Zazuu...

For me I'll just wait for it to come close then I'll ask for a selfie afterall one day I'll be gone too or maybe in its shoes....SMH


@Seniorwriter

Lol
That depends on if it's an innocent ghost or your village people just wan set leg for you

Jam the thing jor. How dare you block my road. Did you lose your way on the way to your meeting?

2016easy2017:
Face me. Been looking for your type.
Tell us your school, qualifications and achievements while i state mine and let's see who is truly an illiterate.

Please get lost!

2016easy2017:
These DOGS aw not actually doing this for Obituary but they know Atifku's health challenges which has not been revealed to any. So Umayi will be like case of Yar'adua and Jonathan.

Let's see Igbo pigs become president. You better don't vote. Just go and actualize your fake biafuro

What a stark illiterate!

How can such a controversial person represent the largest black nation on earth? It's bad enough that Nigerians are getting denied Visa due to bad reputation of fraudsters. We need to have some class please. Haba. UK prime minister resigned for less than 1/4th of these allegations.

wonder233:
Fake news. The woman isn't dead. We should stop being eager to break news of death like it is one joyful news

Hello Wonder, how do you know she's not dead?

Benki003:
According to what I noticed she sleep without the pills only when she’s happy and in love
One time we were doing video call she slept off just like that without the drugs

Awwn. How romantic. Marry her and be her sleeping pill. She can use your c** as her new addiction.

Don't listen to me oo. Bad advice
But seriously though, try and tackle the reason she started having insomnia. Its probably psychological. I think that can make things better.

It's probably still the standard weight

Yorubalandlord:
A structureless party giving some APC people sleepless night.
I support that structure less party because it has the interest of yoruba Christians at heart.

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Wrong
He has the interest of everybody at heart

You can't shame the shameless

Curious, is smoking a sin?

VULCAN:
Jesus doesn't do Judgemental.

He is about Love.

That your friend focuses on your weaknesses doesn't mean that God also does.

There is no sin you can commit that Jesus didn't already die for

bnbash:
That's why it's mandatory for every Muslim to take ritual bath after sex.
Alhamdulillah

In between each round of sex or after the whole marathon?

Brian47:
Girls poo?
Wtf I thought it was only us men that shit.
I don't know what to do with this information

What is this? No, girls don't poop. They menstruate the food they eat

Do you plan to ever get married? Or your wife will be pooping next door

Proof?

LMHO

Bridget95:
chuck you hand in ur ars and eat shit

Where do you watch these classics?

ajekpaks:
If you want to enjoy good stories then classic movies are your best bet...
Ever since I discovered classic Hollywood I've been permanently hooked...

there are so many hidden gem Movies made from 1930s to 1980s

wonderful blockbusters that heightens a fond feeling of nostalgia for the yesteryears.

yes there are downsides,

some storylines are outdated,
occasional case of exaggerated acting,
racial discrimination is evident as you'll hardly see black actors except in minimal/anti heroic roles...
also the fact that we do not know much about the personality of the actors...

but the positives are great as well...


but what these movies lack in production quality, they make up in plot and in a lot of cases dialogue quality...

Jack Lemmon, Peter Sellers, Joan Collins, Bette Davis, Anna Baxter and tons of them might no longer be names easily relatable with, but these were super stars in those days...
directors like Ernst Kubrick, Billy Wilder, woody Allen, Orson Welles etc

even pioneer black actors, Sidney Poiter, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby were marvelous actors...

Movies like Arsenic and Old laces, boys night out, Brewster's million, Broadway Danny rose etc

you can hardly get those standards now as most modern films really a lot more on VFX than story...

so while you're are waiting for the next box office I'm hunting for a classic... I still have a long way to go,

A woman?

martinoh:
Good health and wealth so I can take good care of the gift he gave me.

Thank you. I didn't think of that.

thesolutions:
Deworm. you need to.

I was introduced to a weighloss method which is intermittent fasting and I was advised to commence with a 3 day water fast to boost my metabolism and other added benefits. I did it last week and continued with intermittent fasting. I must say, it really worked for me because I already lost 4kg in two weeks (joined it with some little exercises).

The only issue now is that I've noticed I've been belching/burping excessively since I started this. I don't usually belch unless I take carbonated drinks so I'm taken aback as to the cause now. Even when my stomach is empty I still burp a lot. I tried googling it but they made mention of irritable bowel syndrome, bloating, or too much stomach acid, of which I don't have any other symptoms to support these diagnoses.
Note: I haven't taken any gaseous substance or any food that can cause gas.

Just wondering if any professional here can shed more light on this or profer a remedy. It seems a bit hypochondriacal to visit the hospital because of something as simple as belching.

Sexual smells?

Channah1:
I don't eat it a lot o. Once in a while, besides it doesn't contain msg.

Thanks for your concern dear.

Alright dear. Just curious though, was it specifically stated on the container as MSG-free? Because if not then its definitely a source of high MSG. That's what gives it the signature Umami flavor that tastes chinese-like in meals.

Channah1:
Oh really?
Ah.. the soy was just my idea. wanted to have that Chinese vibe as I chew on it. .

Ma'am, i've noticed you like soy sauce a lot. Please be careful, too much of MSG is bad for the body.
Shalom.

Which kyn wahala be this again