₦airaland Forum

Please, speak for yourself.
Not all over.
Where I come from, a man would rather engage the services of a hooker than molest his own daughter.
If these things are happening in smaller cities, it is the Igbos and Yorubas who have migrated to those smaller cities that bring their moral depravity handed down from generation to generation to these small cities.


Yes, all tribes may be guilty of the same things, but the Igbos and the Yorubas are the very worst in cases of Inbreeding and pedophilia(ALL CHRISTIANS)

Poor Jesus. He will die for nothing all over again.



Ndi-Igbo have done it again.

Instead of allowing yourselves the pleasure of excorts paid for or freely acquired, you sit in your homes molesting your young daughters and claiming to be Christians. With these kinds of stories ever coming from the Eastern part of Nigeria mostly(in a neck-to-neck tie with the Western part of Nigeria), all I can say is: No wonder you guys continue to have issues inside and outside Nairaland.

May the curse be broken some day.

a suburb of Lagos State, where he lived with his wife and five children.

Give me a Sharia territory any day.
Twa!

Abuja.
No city in Southern Nigeria.
Too many Christian inbreeders and child-spoilers in the Eastern and Western parts of Nigeria.

Atiku has nothing to lose. He only needs 4 years in power to deal with OBJ once and for all.
He does not care to die in power like OBJ and IBB.
He is neither a Northerner or a Westerner(the most power drunk sections of Nigeria who would want to die in office. . . Mugabe syndrome)

Goooooooooooooo "Tikkkkku"!

Atiku/Nnamani for 2011.

Please, you are not a Nigerian.
Give us chance.
We know awa pipo.
We are still using imported, gigantic 'ballot' boxes and you are here talking of online voting.
Abeg, comot make we see road jor.

Where are those ATK-OBK threads please?
Let me go and read better sointin there.

We dey laugh o.

It was further gathered that Atiku agreed that Babangida, and Saraki would be allowed to nominate ministers and heads of Federal Government agencies if he (Atiku) wins.

We dey laugh o.

According to the source “ Atiku is really worried about the Adamawa problem and the role Nyako is playing. He is aware that Nyako a service chief under IBB is seen as a Babangida boy. So Atiku feels IBB could ask Nyako to change his mind”

We dey laugh o.

“ The calculation is, if they back Atiku at the primaries, and he eventually wins, Saraki would be made Chief Of Staff, while Babangida is to pick Atiku’s running mate, it is however not clear where he would come from , but from IBB’s previous utterances, he could pick an Igbo man”

We too dey laugh .


IBB for 2011.



[size=16pt]GEJ/OBJ   Vs    ATK/IBB

South/West  Vs North/MiddleBelt.

JTF Vs MEND

Ndi-Igbo/Biafra siddon look na anu 404 name.


Oya let us go. First to quench. Last man standing.
Relocating all family members out of Niggggeria.



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Looks like another love T.K.O.

Somebody please pass me my Lewinsky.
Time for a "puff".

stranger:
^^^

Did you report me
my other moniker has been banned

Please tell me the truth

Why would I do that?
I may be on vacation, but not that idle.
The question I should be asking you is:
Why do you "spambot" keep banning and unbanning yourself?

I believe you have the powers.
I know you will be okay.
Let me help "Jarus" pray for you.

Andre Uweh:
I have always insisted that those who type crap about Ohanaeze here do not know anything about the organisation. Am happy you know now that they do have an office even in the seven Igbo states and locations.
One other chap said he has never heard of Ohanaeze until recently. Another said he has not heard of Uwaechue until recently. Yet they come here to say Ohanaeze this and that. Oh Lord, Forgive them for they know not what they do.

I am truly sorry for you.
Goodluck with you and your Ohanaeze.

A 25-year-old man, John Ajine,

From where?
Are these demons really Nigerians or immigrants?

What a question.
Next please.

You must be dreaming.
Who told you votes count in Nigeria?

So people still do 419 these days?

chiozor:
but seriously why is Atiku laughing at the loss of his party in Osun state, I found that hard to comprehend

So, why was OBJ laughing?
I taya for you Yoruba peeps I swear.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Suswam

Gabriel Torwua Suswam is a Nigerian politician who became governor of Benue State.[1]

[edit] Background
Gabriel Suswam was born on the 15th November, 1964 in Anyiin, Logo Local Government Area of Benue State.

[size=16pt]In 1986 he was admitted into the Law Faculty of the University of Lagos. He obtained an LL.B degree in 1989, and the BL Certificate from the Nigerian Law School, Lagos in 1990. He was called to the Bar that year. He worked for other law firms from 1990–1994, while continuing his studies. In 1994 he launched his own law firm.[/size] [2]

[edit] Political career
He ran for office in the House of Representatives in 1999 for the Katsina-Ala/Ukum/Logo Federal Constituency, and was elected on the People's Democratic Party (PDP) platform.[3] He was appointed Chairman of the House Services Committee, and later Chairman, House Committee on FCT. He ran again, and was reelected in 2003. On July 3, 2003, he was appointed Chairman, House Committee on Appropriation, then in August, 2005 he was appointed Chairman, House Committee on Power.[1]

In April 2007 he was elected Governor of Benue State.

In November 2009, he spoke in favor of automatic re-election of all political office holders who exemplified themselves in the discharge of their responsibilities.[4] In a separate interview, he said politicking was the major factor militating against the development of the state since its creation.[5]

Hmmm.

All these with a fake WAEC result?

Na wa for WEAC o!
Infact, God punish WAEC.




So not one classmate from all these wiki-leaks can testify. This is going to be fun.

Too bad I am off for 6 weeks.
I shall be jobless for the remainder of the year and the half of January 2011.
Please, bear with me.
I have found a new gainless employment on NL.
Bloodily addictive, reading all these riddles and jokes.

Jet lagging does not help matters, for I wake up at strange hours of the day.

This SR sef. It is has always been a 'Ribadu' of the cyber airways.
Looks like someone has purchased SEVERAL land plots for Xmas presents for them in Abuja.

So?

Get overrrit.
Did not stop Asiwaju Tinubu.
90% of Nigerians have fake results.
We will not even count those who sleep with lecturers to get that degree of a thing.
Or the area boys who pay lectureres in cash or kind to scale through those rat holes of universities all over Nigeria.

Next time screen your candidates before imposiing them on Nigeria.
That was how Ibori became a 2-term governor with ex-convict records inside and outside Nigeria.
Why now?
Abeg, make we hear sointin. This is very normal in Nigeria.

Did he not graduate from the Law school afterall?
Then that means the WAEC was the fruadulent party for wrongly failing him.
Or did he buy the 'law degree', if he ever graduated?

The man has passed law school, has been called to bar eons ago and we are here talking about WAEC results.

Na wa for WACO o.

Yet another activist said, “Gabriel Suswam claims to have read law from the University of Lagos, but this claim too is becoming doubtful as no one except him seems to know any UNILAG course mates of his or any of his barrister contemporaries who were called to the bar the same year as him.

“This is a governor whose corrupt acts know no bounds. You will notice that he is desperately involved in Goodluck Jonathan's presidential bid, a move many interpret as 'political survival' game. He hopes Jonathan will help sweep his scandals under the carpet for political gains”

Who cares?

All these distractions. I only have my eyes on the chief corrupting officer OBJ. I am not taking my eyes off of him.
Nice try.

Agents of darkness. May your roads be dark and slippery always. May you always fall and never get up.

Abagworo:
Once you are a product of a corrupt cabal,[/b]It is only a matter of time before you[b] join them.

Erm,
Sir "Gworo "made in "Aba"?

_{These Ndi-Igbo will make anything to survive.}

This is highly tautologous.
Did the 'product' ever leave the corrupt cabal? How?

If you are a product of a corrupt cabal, it means you never left to rejoin them. It means you are with them for life. Blood products to be exact.

Meldrick:
hehehe!!!!!!

big joker.
GEJ WILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT 2011. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. ATIKU WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT.

Fine. I am not bothered. My family will not be affected either way.
Just enjoying the silliness of it all.
May the dirtiest pig win.

Nigeria gets what it deserves either way.
The gods would have spoken.

Obladi. . . Oblada. . . .Life goes on.

fstranger:
Yep, you are right
I am the spambot, and you are next
Why do you keep hiding your face in your profile pic?

And why do keep changing your profile pic
You seem obssesed with your face and yourself, not a good/desirable quality, especially for a man

Any way Odi kwa risky as usual
I am watching your every move, so is the spam-bot

Until then, enjoy!

Hmmmmm.
Thank you for the warning in advance.
Please, pray for me.

Atiku has passed the stage of half a term president.
That would have made sense if a notherner replaced Yaradua immediately after his departure.
Not the constitution.

See all the problems caused by OBJ for not sticking with the zoning plan?

Now, there is no way to fix it but a miracle.

We have zoning and it is not working.
If we do not have zoning, welcome to chaos and military rule all over again.

Naija na wah.

^^^

And the other option is?
At least Ndi-Igbo would have tasted the VP.
Then again, who says Atiku could not quench naturally, servicing those 4 wives and Genevieve every week while in office?
Not everyman is as 'tough' as Baba(King Kong of Kongo shinnings) OBJ ke.
Abi?

Which Jonathan's baby?

OBJ's handy work.

See the uselessness of Jonathan?

Desperation in action.

Good!
Please make my day.

The pictures, according to him, showed the presidential aspirant [size=16pt]holding a broom,[/size]  the symbol of the ACN. This, he said, raised questions about Abubakar’s loyalty as a member of the PDP.

Time to jump ship again Atiku.

These child-witch killers of Akwa-Ibom state are looking for fresh blood.
They will not meet you by the Grace of Allah.

Liar!

Na the "We too dey laugh" matter una dey judge o.
Me sef dey laugh.


Democracy in Africa.

Atiku wey don decamp to ACN tey tey.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Naija politics too sweet sha.

Where is my broom please?

Advanced Cowards Of Nigera. . . here I come.

alj harem1:
mods pls can u unban me

my username is alj harem

but sometime they call me alhaji harem

thank,,,,,,,it was blocked by spambox or something telling me i am a spam

This is serious. I better get prepared.
I am suspecting that fellow fstranger.
I think she is the 'spambot' of Nairaland.
Na real winch.

Yup. The same govornors who allowed OBJ to cause so much confusion in their states, are supporting Jonathan.
We now hear that Jonathan is from the East.
Who needs the "Uba" bandits(both short and tall ones, from the same mother) with allegiance to Ota and Okija simultaneously anymore, when you have a Jonathan from the East?
What a group of people I tell you.
So greeeeeedy, they easily lose focus of anything tangible.

Who cares?
Let them go to Ohanaeze please.
Every man for himself, God for us all.

As long as they keep kidnapping themselves and MEND keeps mending themselves. . . Nigeria is happy.

Northern governors sponsor their almajiris and the religious unrests.
Southern governors sponsor their almajiris and the blowing up of refineries and kidnapping of foreigners with guns and so on.
Eastern governors sponsor their almajiris to kidnap children and elderly in their states.
Western governors sponsor ther almajiris to assassinate their political rivals in cold blood.

Everyone with im own wahala abeg.


Give me the Middle Belt any day, any time.

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 Re: Atiku: Igbo Leaders Confused Over Jonathan
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Giving the slot of Vice to an Igbo wont solve the neglect you find in the SE/SS. Have Igbo people turned so gullible and cowardly that the offer of 2nd is equated with victory?

Every election since 1999, those from the SE have had no vision whatsoever to promote the well-being of their people (and Naija at large).

Instead, it is "Wait till 2003, wait for 2007, wait for 2011, wait for 2015", and so on and so forth. At that rate an Ghanian will become president of Naija before an Igbo person.


The governors (including the already confused Orji) are confused, Ohaneze confused for a record 4th election, Igbo senators/reps confused, and you wonder why finalizing projects in the East (aka Int'l Airport, roads, bridges) take forever, and why Northerners and Yorubas like to promise comical items to Easterners.

Easterners, organize among yourselves for this election, and hold your leaders accountable

There are too many funny posts on this NL of a joint to keep one in stitches for years.
This is one of them.

Sadly funny, but true.
The reason I asked earlier on why a state like Anambra had so many governors in so few years without being a PDP flag-bearer. The state claimed to be distinctively APGA, but with strong influences from Ota. Now, kidnappers are rampaging the whole Eastern region worse than any part of Nigeria. We are talking crimes committed against the Easterners, by the Easterners themselves.

Andre Uweh:
Do not be silly and stop this your dry jokes here.
Since when did Ohanaeze become the state security outfit that should protect Ngige? When did this present excos of Ohanaeze come to office?.
You should not be typing anything Ohanaeze because you do not even know an inch what they stand for, so look for something else and talk about.

So, Ohanaeze has an office where they actually come together and discuss issues of Ndi-Igbo?

Well, call my jokes silly and dry. Let me give you something to cry about.

Any group in Nigeria formed by Nigerians will always fail. I mean from Baba Eagles to Baby Eaglets.

Groups in Nigeria only stand for one thing. Noise.

Arewa? Noise.
Afenifere? Noise.
Ohanaeze? Noise.
MEND? Noise.

Nothing accomplished. Only selfish interests pay in Nigerian politics. The most successful politicians like IBB and OBJ never think in terms of a 'group'. Yet, individually, they have kept millions of Nigerians in chains for so long.

So, goodluck with your Ohanaeze dreams.

Abagworo:
@andre,Igbobuigbo,Blazay.I keep saying that it is too early to endorse and Ohaneze should stare clear of national politics but some of you refuse to understand.[b]It is always good to be patient like a hawk and grab your prey at the point of no return.[/b]The SW will enjoy this drama as they wait to act the last episode.

This is very unbecoming of a Biafran.
Nzeogwu would be ashamed to read this.
This is how GEJ got to be president. By waiting patiently for Yaradua to 'quenchulate'.
The fate of the South-South is to wait patiently like someon married to a "Dame Patience".


Not the destiny of the Igbos.
The West has no say in this.
Only OBJ, whom they will always benefit from. . .while publicly disowning him to deceive people.
Ndi-Igbo cannot wait. They have to act.
Ken Nnamani is the key.
Ekwueme could not do it.
At least let us give Nnamani a chance.

Count Soludo out.

^^^
Too bad OBJ's wor wor, older children could not live outside Nigeria, lest they be mistaken for pet monkeys and carted off to zoos in foreign countries. I don't think the zoo keepers serve 'gbegeri' on the monkey menus. Btw, what of that OBJ's son that looks so much like Ben Bruce. . . .Stella's (R.I.P)special body guard?

Yeah, that one that looks like an "Ethiopian" or should I say an half-Isreali with jheri 'coils' like Ramsey Nouah of Nollywood?
The one that was living with Andrew Young when OBJ(the father we all know about) was almost sent to the gallows by Abacha and co.
Yeah, that one. 
The one he refused to do a paternity test on so Stella did not get offended for shinning all her step-daughters/daughters-in-laws tongos and congos?

Was he living in abject poverty?
Yeah, the one that still lives in NYC?

Yeah, the one who claimed to be a lawyer and never worked a day of his life but gave himself the wedding of the century. . . pro bono I guess?

Hmmm.

Too many unanswered questions I tell you.

I dey laugh oooooooh.
We too dey laugh oooooooh.

Yeah. . . .what a country. You can say that again.

fstranger:
Blazay's is going riot on NL!

Thank you my guardian angel.
I think so too.
It is time to take a break.
Thanks for reminding me.
I have spent exactly 5 days, 16 hours and 45 minutes on NL in almost a year.

Hmm.
Let me go and register another name like ALL of you, and go under cover.

I will be back soon.

Look at who is talking.
Someone who fell asleep on duty and allowed IBB to kick him out of office.
Please, respect yourself sir, or I send IBB after you again.
Shameless man.
Do you have any fresh ideas, instead of capitalizing on other aspirants' public fights?

Presidential aspirant of the Congress for Progressives Change (CPC), General Mohammadu Buhari has said that the disagreement between President Goodluck Jonathan and former vice president Alhaji Abubakar Atiku over the state of the nation’s economy was a clear indication of the deficiency of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in managing Nigeria’s economy.

With all due respects,
Please, shut up sir.
No offence.
I am just respecting you because of your age.
You are older than my father.
But please, shut up sir.
I say shut up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_state_governors

The current party affiliation of the 36 state governors is:

[size=16pt]26 People's Democratic Party (PDP)[/size]

4 Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN)
3 All Nigeria People's Party (ANPP)
2 All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA)
1 Labour Party (LP)


State Current Governor Party Elected/Took office Past Leaders Governor's Website
Abia State Theodore Orji APGA 2007 List
Adamawa State Murtala Nyako PDP 2008 List
Akwa Ibom State Godswill Akpabio PDP 2007 List [1]
Anambra State Peter Obi APGA 2010 List
Bauchi State Isa Yuguda PDP 2007 List
Bayelsa State Timipre Sylva PDP 2008 List
Benue State Gabriel Suswam PDP 2007 List
Borno State Ali Modu Sheriff ANPP 2003 List
Cross River State Liyel Imoke PDP 2007 List
Delta State Emmanuel Uduaghan PDP 2007 List
Ebonyi State Martin Elechi PDP 2007 List
Edo State Adams Oshiomhole ACN 2008 List
Ekiti State Kayode Fayemi ACN 2010 List
Enugu State Sullivan Chime PDP 2007 List
Gombe State Mohammed Danjuma Goje PDP 2003 List
Imo State Ikedi Ohakim PDP 2007 List
Jigawa State Sule Lamido PDP 2007 List
Kaduna State Patrick Ibrahim Yakowa PDP 2010 List
Kano State Ibrahim Shekarau ANPP 2003 List
Katsina State Ibrahim Shema PDP 2007 List
Kebbi State Usman Saidu Nasamu Dakingari PDP 2007 List
Kogi State Ibrahim Idris PDP 2003 List
Kwara State Bukola Saraki PDP 2003 List
Lagos State Babatunde Fashola ACN 2007 List
Nasarawa State Aliyu Doma PDP 2007 List
Niger State Mu'azu Babangida Aliyu PDP 2007 List
Ogun State Gbenga Daniel PDP 2003 List
Ondo State Olusegun Mimiko LP 2009 List
Osun State Rauf Aregbesola ACN 2010 List
Oyo State Christopher Alao-Akala PDP 2007 List
Plateau State Jonah Jang PDP 2007 List
Rivers State Rotimi Amaechi PDP 2007 List
Sokoto State Aliyu Wamakko PDP 2008 List
Taraba State Danbaba Suntai PDP 2007 List
Yobe State Ibrahim Geidam ANPP 2007 List
Zamfara State Mahmud Shinkafi PDP 2007 List
Territory Current Minister Party Took office Past Leaders
Abuja F.C.T. Bala Muhammed ,  2010 List

It will be a shocker indeed.

President Goodluck Jonathan has implored the voting public in the country to be wary of those class of politicians noted for bread and butter politics who always seek to occupy public offices through substantial monetary offer that places them as the highest bidder.

Nigerians will not kill me I swear.
I think it is about time someone gave GEJ a sedative to put him out for a few days.
You can tell this man has not slept since Atiku showed up on the political horizon.

Poor dude.
Look who is talking.
The arch-beneficiary of the same 'bread and butter politics'.
I think I would welcome Dame Patience as the sitting president currently.
She would be more difficult for Atiku to unseat.

Mercy me.