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Let us enter first, subsequent elections, no corrupt person will be allowed to donate to any campaign, cos they will all be locked up!

hahahahahahaha

LOL

Thank God I am on vacation for the next one month. I just can't afford to visit NL.

I will most definitely be lose that job of mine.

Too many clown here I tellya.

Welcome to "Jangbajantis Hai skuuu"!



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Oya carry biro. . . make una solve mathematics wey dey dabaru awa contri!

See how Ribadu just 419'nd Nigerians with his almajirism?

If money is coming to change a system that needs change, why should [the source] matter? Why try to destroy this opportunity?

. . . and he complained Ibori tried to bribe him with $15 million.
Chicken change. Little did Ibori know that Ribadu was a very expensive political whor.e. . . .only the likes of Tinubu and OBJ could afford/maintain.
What a tight hole.

Nigerians can change nyansh.

Who needs money to corner Jega and Waziri. . .both from the North?
Nigerians are really daft.
Just a few threatening notes from Boko Haram and a few slaps from JTF.
No need for GMG(Ghana Must Go) bags to change hands.
Only goons like OBJ and JEG need those imported ballot boxes to enrich their family contractors this Xmas season.

Na we-we na.

^^^

jamace:
I think their problem is lack of cooperation among themselves to deal with the common enemy.

Making excuses for them will not help them. They need to fight like men.
Always crying like babies.

skydeexie:
Stop thinking with your anus! Are you really living on planet earth? Can't you see? Can't you understand? Do you even know what is at stake here? The global Islamic Jihad is on. Don't worry it will soon reach your neighbourhood. Then your abuses and unprintable ineundos will cease. Where is your sympathy for women and children being cold bloodedly murdered in their sleep? What then will you say of the Boko Haram war going on right now in Maiduguri? It is on in Iraq, Afghanistan, Indonesia, Iran, Yemen, America, Somalia, Europe, Israel etc. Wake up and clean your eyes so you can see clearly. What grudge do you have with the Plateau people?

The same anus you used all year round to do ashawo work all ova Europe huh?
Global Islamic Jihad in only that your planet Uranus!
The Boko Haram nomads have 8 heads and 1 gaping anus fused to their anterior orifices like yours, for the ultimate climactic, center of ecstasy, with that your Holy-PCOS-infested, Mgbeke/Okija shrine park of a love-pit huh?

With one post, only Blazay's comments you can see all over NL?

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You religious bigot.
Local money for hand, nkwobi for plate inter-continental anus/poohsie-peddler!

Happy holidays o.
You Sodomist!
You for use your original NL moniker/s naa.
Let me finish that your ugly, Igbotic, hairy, yamish, barren arse around here.


Could you please cover up that filthy wilki, blackhole of yours, before it leaks all over NL with teratogens.
Abia state sky-hookering champion of the UK!
Don't  go and get married and have/buy children to enrich your life.
Sister Charity Okpalakunne, "Anus-Donatus of the UK", without a husband at 46 years of age!

This a resounding evidence why religion should be banned in Nigeria. These narrow minded pastors and religion leaders going around polluting and destroying families. I can’t belief we still belief in secret cult and all the other irrelevant facts being fed to people by these so called men of God.
Parents look around the society you are live in, it’s plague by socioeconomic problems, please stop blaming all these little children for your hard life.
To Comfort’s father, I hope justice be served and you have to face the consequences of your actions, you sure sound like a not-so-smart person to me and you should be lock away forever in a psychiatric ward where you belong!
To you all religion leaders out there, I hope you all die and go to hell wearing gasoline trousers and jackets, because that where you all belong!

All these Ogboni/Okija Xtians.
I could not have put it better.
Horribe pictures.

Ribadu's police force.
A friend of the people.

Sorry, you must have a criminal record to be able to rule Nigeria, a den of criminals.
Ibori failed, talk less of these two bobby-suckiing politicians.
Move them away jor.

Who wants all these fine boys blowing big-big grammar all over the place with IBB and IBJ roaming around Nigeria?

Please, go and hide them and don't let them come out in public.

Nonsense. Nigerian politics is not for children.
We need hefty agberos and almajiris.
Area fadas and modas of Naija politics.
Not awon 'coat and coat fine boy no pimples' politicians.

Yup.
In his own image and likeness.
No problem at all.

Abandoned project part II.
Who chopped the first one?
Everything has to be imported anyway.
Then abracadabra. . .all disappear.

Ndi-Igbo Xtians and anus business.
They sure love to play with shiaite don't they?
These are the same peeps that will be preaching against adultery and pre-marital sex and all that jazz.
Abstenance with wilki-leaking rectums.

According to him, he is not competent to comment on the matter without first obtaining clearance from their pastor who he said lives in Aba, Abia State.

You name it. You can find it in Aba, Abia st[b]eh[/b]t

Welcome to the Nigerian Police Force. . . of which Ribadu excelled as a stellar policeman.

it's almost laughable how such a crude man (pun intended) from the south south thinks he can outwit the cunning of the north. it took obj a good 8 years to obtain a level of control over the party system and even then his dream of total party control was scuttled. how goodluck intends to do it with no political base as well as an agitated north is madness and will inevitably lead to his political suicide.

Don't mind the bloody, political 'Angulu'(vulture)
The Amphibian from Okirika. . . aka the Fisher-man from Bakassi-Atlantis.
Mr. Dark and Divinely-Ugly.
Supernatural drunk.
Spritually-impotent.
Intellectual Hobbit.
Moral/ethical crucible.
An oxy-moronic rubicon.



I dey laugh ooooooo.
Please, don't forget to count all the cows and goats.
Please, don't forget to count the birds and the bees.
Please, don't forget to count the chickens and the ducks.

No more transportation of namas to the South of Nigeria till the elections are ova.
Let them eat themselves for a change.

All herds must be counted! No pun intended.

Let 'beaf' or 'faeb' service himself for a change in more than one way or two.

I am sure he is 'long'  and 'thick' enough to reach that his lousy, wide, ngbatiscious mouth/behind(never sure which he is typing with at any given point in time) for some Xmas feasting and more.

before zoning/PDP nigeria had 3 southern heads of state with a TOTAL accumulated office time of 3 years and 9 months out of a possible 39 years. since zoning/pdp southerners have accounted for 9 years out of a possible 12. without zoning every other region/ethnicity/tribe/whateveryouwanttocallit outside of the north wouldn't have a chance in hell of taking the office of president. (everyone knows that it is zoning that has put gej in this position. without it he would be still be a non entity from bayelsa. it really is just that simple.

O J-es o.

I could not have put it beta.

To quote a dear Nigerian comedian. . . only zoning would have:

1. Packaged the life of GEJ for some meaningful marketability or finishing.

2. Ironed the wrinkled destiny of GEJ.

3. Put a "gator" in the character of GEJ.

Otherwise, he would still have been dust to dust and ashes to ashes even in life.

I endorse this message. Atiku for 2010 kpa kpa.


Make we see where the "Jega-Jega' wan to pass.

We shall definitely have "The return of the real Jega"! Star Wars style and caliber.

We don block am.

Just wondering if that father of all vagabonds is still laughing. 

Even if Atiku fails. . . I have had a swell time I tellya. This is fun.

Who asked him?
Like we do not already know?

You don't even have to guess what part of Nigeria this Necrophiliac is from.
Those people that love to make love to dead bodies.
You can also imagine that all those dead babies are from those holy-virgins all over Nigeria who abort full-term infants without analgelsics and with blunt coat hangers.
Or those secretely impregnated by their fathers, uncles, brothers and nephews. . . .for political rituals.

May God continue to have mercy on Nigerian souls.

Almajiris of Edo State.
Acid-tank circus jugglers.

The[b] Elochukwus [/b] (other names withheld) are being interrogated at the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) Panti, Yaba, Lagos, for allegedly killing the victim, Sunny Oriaku

Typical Igbotic ritualists.
Sadists. All with "Chukwu" this and "Chukwu" that in their names.
Terrible human beings who will do anything for money, including sell their own children.
Lord have mercy.

This is the typical life of an Igbo madam who has the container-loading, Tin-Can Island Lagos JJC Alaba, self-made husband, with the fortune of ever seeing Ikorodu, Lagos from the pigsties of the Eastern parts of Nigeria.

What wiicked souls.

The worst thing for any househelp to encounter in or out of Nigeria is to be enslaved by an Igbo couple.
Death is better.


Oh? Let us not forget their Yoruba counterparts. Thick gold-wearing and cocaine swallowing madams. Their own house-helps will be braiding hair from dusk till dawn without food or water to drink with their teeth and toes to make them millionaires over-night with dim candlelights. Another set of wicked creatures in Nigeria.

Heavens forbid.

We will not even mention the child-witch killers and the prostitution-ring dens of the South-South.

Give me a Sharia territory any day, any time.

My husband and I met through my aunt who lives in Ibadan, Oyo State. His own parents still live in the city, even as I tell this story.

Ibaban romance. Hell on earth.
For better for stay, for worse for go.
In sickness to run and in health to stay.
Till death tia you apart.

To make matters worse, my parents-in law, both of who are church leaders, and my other in-laws, have stopped showing empathy for my plight.

Ritualists. Typical Yoruba life. Bible in one hand, Ogboni shrines all under the bed.

Treachery even in sickness and death.
Prolly the evil machinations draining the life sources out of you pretending to be "church leaders' but witches and wizards in disguise.

I have been married for 20 years. I met my husband and married him at the age of 18. At the time, he had just emerged from the ruins of his previous marriage to a white woman.

When I got to the German visa office in Cotonou, Benin Republic, I was coldly informed, after enduring much tossing around and suspicion, that I had been declared dead many years back by my husband. He obviously wanted to get rid of my memory in order to settle down with another woman.

Eventually, I learnt that he had remarried and fathered more children.

What a male-harlot. Typical "Gbabeski-Buga-Jaskele" dude.

Is this not a subtle way of eventually killing me? I want the German Embassy to look into this issue and help me apprehend this man, so that I can have access to my beautiful children. They deserve to grow under my care. I am not dead, I am alive and well. The public should come to my rescue. I must not labour in vain.

You better thank your lucky stars.
1. You married a ritualist.
2. You labored in vain.
3. Forget the man and his evil seeds he planted in you.
4. Get on with your life unless you want to end up dead. Your children have disowned you.
5. You only strength is from God only.


I wish you only that kind of peace which passeth all understanding.
Nothing comes to my mind that can explain your situation.
This is horrible.

Almajiris of Niger-Delta.

If only those "Jossy" peeps would stop drinking themselves senseless.
Their own is just too much.

jamace:
This is what happens when a people are not united. How can a stranger be more daring than the owner of land? Plateau people should search themselves. Too many saboteurs within their ranks.

Gbam
Gbam
Gbamology.

All they know how to do is eat, sleep and poop.
Then they drink and climb themselves like yam tendrils all year round procreating like experimental, lab rabbits.
The ultimate lives of wastage.
Very unproductive, waste products.
Exxxxxxxtremely lazy creatures.

Intellectually-docile and academically-unmotivativated "Kerewa-ing" poodles too.
No wonder they remain easy targets for every nomad passing through.
What a disgrace to the human species.
Can't believe women actually marry men from that part of Nigeria.
Wimps!

stranger:
BTW, Mrs. Blazay looks gorgeous!

O Jjjes o!
My money is working.
Not a single scratch from head to toe.

Welcome to Yoruba, area fadas & sons, almajiri politics of the wild, wild west.

Cowards die many miles and inches before their deaths.

Rejected offerings.

Ran ka de de!
Don't mind those jobless, cowardly southern traitors without integrity. . . .whose good morning usually means good night or R.I.P.

As the nation approaches another election year, former Head of State, Yakubu Gowon said yesterday that Nigeria’s leaders need prayers for God to direct them on the right path.

Stale news.
With all the religious charlatans roaming all over Nigeria?
No hope.
Let us solve less complex problems first please.
For whom Jah curse, let no man bless.
Amen.

This is a great loss.
R.I.P. Bawomolo.

alj harem:


i thought it was only northerners that were almajiris

now yorubas are now what they call us

i wan die

just wondering where the NL ones are?
ain't NL great?
i will sleep well tonight.


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