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He should be sentenced to just cutting the tip of his penis not all.

Very sure there is an informant on the inside.

This story has come and gone since last year

Nothing

ShilohEagle:
And what exactly are you thinking about?

Thanks dear.

eitsei:
don't mind them... It's an online forum as long there's free mb on their phone everyone thinks their opinion counts and they matter to something

pele, take care of yourself

supersystems:
Lol..nice chatting.Feversih gotta go rest i'm loosing balance already

if it's what i'm thinking about, forget it

ShilohEagle:
OK, Jst remember my moniker, in case of next tym. . Who knows, we may.............u knw

lol, like seriously? i will think about that word.

supersystems:
ah respect..now that we're settling with career Ngba wo lama bere sini seto gbeyawo ?

passed that stage a long time ago

supersystems:
Lol... I can relate.Been a while.How are youu and how's the field..any human-cadavers recently ?

oh, sorry i can't remember

ShilohEagle:
Yes dear, right here. How studies

yeah, some people just open their mouths, minds and finger to say, think and type trash

eitsei:
orí rẹ̀ ó pe rárá..arìndìn sì ní pẹ̀lú

yeah he did, i'm yoruba and everything you say about my tribe bothers me like a fried butter.

supersystems:
Lol@ dokita this guy really got to you...Lol funny dude

lol, sorry have we met here before?

ShilohEagle:
Mi roo be. Ori e ko pe rara.
BTW, Tis Been long ble ble

like seriously, shey ori eleyi pe sha?

George22016:
abi now Yoruba girls are cheap.with 20k you can marry 2 n get a cousin free.

She wants to copy Rihanna

TrapQueen77:
I met this cute and humble guy & we clicked. It was love at first sight I guess ..each day our love grows & our phones are like on fire all the time when we chat or we call each other.
But our differences separated us twice
I blocked him thinking I can move on with my life without him but I was wrong! Everyday I miss him and been longing for him. I never moved on actually
After many wks I decided to unblocked him and was so surprised one day I got a msg from him on whatsapp asking me why I unblocked him? I told him I can't move on and I miss him so much & I want us to fix it for one more time but he declined & said tat he can't have me anymore & we better off as friends
Although we chat/call everyday & he even told me how much he loves me but every time I asked him if we cud fix our relationship., he will either ignore my question or he will juz say I'm his friend...

Do u think he friendzoned me coz he's already dating someone else or he is juz scared to be in a relationship?

It's so simple, he has feelings for you and he has a gf which he can't break up with and if he does break up you are just a substitute or just his sex partner or he has no feelings for you and he's just telling you he loves you just to make you happy and nothing more.

He already bought a coal mine in Kogi state.

simiyumimo:
Dangote oil is in the making.......2017.

Let the government kuku sell the whole Nigeria to him.

mightyleks:
Are u studying medicine or its all a joke

Do I have to lie about my course? Nawa ooo.

Agu87:
As In u give up Hahahahaha.... lwkmd

Abi ooo .

i'm 3, 4&5

I don't know why I'm laughing but I can't stop.

tosyne2much:
It is not something to be taken serious as such.. Hope u get me?

Yeah I do

tosyne2much:
Why did you say that?

The post sounded personal

tosyne2much:
God bless you oga Wristbangle for this wonderful write-up, may God widen your horizon

Since you have started the aluta, let me follow suite by adding to the points

9. They Reply PMs

Another way responsible ladies advert themselves to interested chairmen on social media is that they know how to spot opportunities, hence, they swallow their pride by constantly checking their mails and replying the PMs of the best of chairmen on Nairaland.

10. They Don't Hover At Suya Joint

A lady that desperately likes suya and asun (barbecue) is such a big turn off for me. The moment I spot a lady hovering at suya joint, I will automatically discard such a lady for reasons best known to me. Responsible ladies tend to avoid such a thing so as to avoid being labelled all sorts of names.

11. They Don't Tax Guys For Money

A lady that will find a key to my heart is that who doesn't ask me for a penny no matter how much she needs it (not even N100). I have been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years and the love keeps on waxing stronger mainly because I like the fact that she has never for once asked me for a penny and it I give her, she will definitely reject it

Did someone annoy you?

If you seek, you will find

IMASTEX:
This world is indeed a complex place. You might be forced to agree after hearing this account. A friend, Joe (not real name) came to me lust in thought about what to do. According to him, he had finalized every wedding arrangement including printing of invitation cards, etc only to be invited by his pastor last week. On getting there, the pastor requested for his TITHE CARD. Unfortunately, he was one of those who doesn't subscribe to owning a tithe card, even though, he is a tither. So, when he couldn't provide his pastor with the tithe card, the pastor bluntly informed him that he can't conduct the wedding ceremony without that record. After much pleading and negotiations including involving some family members, his fiancée, etc. The pastor finally gave him an option of paying accumulated tithe. A two years back log was calculated for him, amounting to hundreds of thousands. Which must be paid before the wedding can hold.

Now the issues is that, Joe doesn't feel pleased been subjected to such conditions. However, to shoulder such task, Joe suggested cutting down some of the wedding activities/expenses but his fiancée didn't accept it. And he didn't quite conform to holding the wedding in his fiancée's church because of the small size of the church building which is even undergoing construction work. Some of his family members are even suggesting to just go for registry after the traditional marriage and forget about the white wedding. All these issues are what is giving him worries.

Please, your matured advise/opinions will be greatly appreciated. The wedding is suppose to hold 20th of this Month. Yet, no valid conclusion is reached.

Tell him a Nl sister said he should pray about it and do this engagement and use the same venue immediately after the engagement for church wedding and he should just invite his bride's pastor to the venue. At least they can save more money. The only reason for wedding ceremony is to bring all family members from both sides together and a man of God should bless the marriage. There is no church wedding in the Bible.

Kingzy4pep:
You mean Nigerian ladies over there don't exhibit the attitudes being mentioned here?

I've not seen any.

congratulations

She's pretty God bless your union and may it be a paradise on earth fror you both and you will not a tough position where you both have to break up cos all marriages have their storms

donogaga:
Proverbs 18:22
22: He who finds a wife finds what is good and receives favor from the LORD.

God bless you, i wonder how it's has become a general problem. somethings are better left private.

Tallesty1:
What's your definition of sin?

With what I read here, the ladies in China are totally different and well cultured.