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i've changed it, just celebrated my birthday last month and still below 25.

fearless15:
seriously? Is that not you in your dp

wow! i'm below 25, maybe i'm looking my age with the new picture.

fearless15:
lol don't shoot the messenger, on nairaland you aren't allowed to be honest be fake so you wont chop ban, but lady you look thirty and your logic of not dating till after school is wack like seriously who does that

Jeez, how is that difficult to believe, how old do i look? and i'm still a student and still busy been a student but not ready to date till i finally get the licence exam done. and i don't like people sugar coating words for me

fearless15:
your looks should i be honest about it? Or sugar coat it and i find it hard to believe you're single, and about his features aren't you worried about being a problem for him? You're only worried about yourself you see? Self centered you

well, i'm not in a relationship and how do i look? any guy that comes around is ok as long as i love him, he's smart, not self centered, presentable and enough to take care of himself not a problem for me.

fearless15:
but you personally prefer slim guys from the way you sound and look

well, that is for you cos you one of the few or more

fearless15:
oh sweetness am sorry I've seen what you're talking about btw my bae is like me too i dont like extra flesh and flabby arms

i didn't say all, i said majority. Look around you and you will see what i'm talking about and besides i asked above if it was only me that see that part of it.

fearless15:
And your myopic assumption is based on what statistics

So sorry to say you took the most stupid step by even giving her the money, instead you should have told her you were not there to take her for shopping that it was for swimming. You see how some stupid ladies can make us loose better person, later they will say guy are stingy instead they themselves are too demanding. Also, all the rubbish she bought who usually buys it for her? she saw you as her ATM and she didn't misuse the opportunity. i'm trying to be annoying to you now so you don't try it again.

agabaI23:
Yesterday I finished a work out routine and was having a break when I saw a lady spotting a low cut which I find really attractive on girls.
Had a little discussion and collected her number and promised to call her later. I had genuine intentions.

Because I saw her in a fitness arena, I felt she might be interested in swimming. So when I was going to swim in the evening, I asked her if she wanted to come along and swim with me. She said yea, I should pick her up somewhere opposite a supermarket.

I got there and waited a while before she appeared. She was now wearing a wig and I was like hmmmm?

Immediately after exchanging greetings, she said she wanted to shop. Wanted to buy so so perfumes and stuff and was looking at me to give her money. I looked at her and studied her as her value crashed and the interest plummeted. I asked her how much? She said 2-3K.

I gave her 3K and she added that she doesn't even have a bikini and bla bla.
I waited for her to finish her shoppin. When she came out, I did not care about what she bought. When she stepped into the car, I told her that I wanted to go alone since she had no bikini to swim with. She was like huh?? I said yea. Deleted her number immediately she stepped out.

Why do some ladies think that every guy that show interest is after their kitten and they start from the word go to extort as much as they can?

My question is: Why is it like that?

LOL, be dreaming

mikolo80:
do you have a skinny guy. I de on ground o

There is something i have noticed and i'm putting the question out there to know if i'm the only one who thinks like that. now my question is, why is that most skinny or slim guys like big girls, i mean ladies of bigger stature, stature starting from extra large and not fellow lepa ladies like themselves so their bones can connect with each other? and the same goes for big guys and slim girls. I'm waiting for your opinion.

As if the rubbish going on in Nigeria is not enough, so Nigerians can be dumping their feces anywhere they have to like oloriburukus abi? Marijuana has it's health benefit but it's disadvantage is more. so don't be an idiot for putting out the call. there are many important things to put a call out there for but not this one so please get some sense and i think someone who puts out this call is a user and needs to be in rehab.

I'm very patient oo, besides na me no ready. still a young student

Flashh:
[color=#000033]Have patience na.[/color]

Whatever is beyound medicine should be handed over to God, besides most Christian hand somethings over to God with an Atom of doubt and without putting their faith into practice and i am a living example to most of them. My point is most Christians have faith but still doubt if somethings v=can be possible besides you don't expect God to do somethings for you when the solution is right on your palms. it's like having a shoe and expecting God to put in on your feet too

HardMirror:
I am shocked at the hypocrisy and lack of faith of Christians!

I have discovered beyond doubt that Christians actually don't Believe in God!

A girl had leukemia and the dad refused to follow the doctors recommendation, instead he kept his daughter at home and was believing God's report that his daughter was healed. The daughter died and everyone came for his head. Even Christians said he was a fool.

A fool for what? For believing God?
For trusting God?

A pastor dies and his pastor brother and family starts praying for his resurrection. Christians on nairaland called them fools, said he is dead and can't return. What?! Can't God raise the Dead? Did the dead bones of Elisha not raise a dead man? How much more the name of the Living Jesus Christ! Can't it raise the dead?

A man was bitten by a snake in Idu-Osun, Osun state some 10years ago. He insisted on staying in Church and praying. He died after about 6 hours in the church. I recall how everyone, including me (I was a christian then) called the man a fool. Said he was testing God?
So trusting God has become testing God?

Why do we call people fools for trusting God?
Does it mean we don't believe God can do the miraculous again?

What would be a pastors reaction if a BEHEADED person is brought to his church and he is asked to pray for the dead person to come to life?

Do we truely believe God or just playing along just in case God exists?

Makes me wonder...

well for me i was in a boaeding school when mine started at the age of 15, i started late due to hormonal imbalance. As usual i sneeked out of school to my granny's and i was using the toilet when i found myself bleeding, my granny had travelled to another state then but i knew those clothes where she keeps her money so i took some money and gave her a call. not knowing my mom was with her. i informed her (granny) about what happened and she told me she has been worriedly waiting, so she had to come back as soon as she was done with whatever she was doing. Although there was no special ceremony or treatment for me but i just feel sick a day after it started and i spent more than 2 weeks getting injections that made me drag my legs to walk , then after that i began to see mine every 4 moths which later disapperaed for more than 3 years and latter siezed for every 4 months and now getting regular.

lol

NevetsIbot:
Gbam!!! This post hit me

Both couples are both cute and sweet together, God i still dey wait you ooo

lol, buy her a land line or a torchlight phone with a rope on it so she hangs it on her neck better still discipline her but not buying her any phone at all, whatever she like she should do, as a lady i think people like that are rough, unorganized and dirty. she needs some training. Have you ever watched her cooking? sorry i don't mean to be mean.

alexistaiwo:
My girlfriend is too careless. She loses things most especially phones anyhow . I gave her my former phone on July 1st, she lost it early this morning. I bought her a new phone last year, she damaged it after two months. Her sister bought a new phone for her this year, she also damaged that one too within three months . This girl case haf tire me gan ni.

better think well about it cos it's not me

HARDDON:
There is something I can't wrap my hands around about u

Awwn, he misses me

Ryabcool:
my dear, out and about. Could only read on nairaland. Missed me as much as I missed you?

where have you been?

Ryabcool:

No i'm Yoruba but have many Hausa friends even though their parents are politicians

STFUareyouG0d:
are you Hausa?

Like seriously? i don't want to be rude cos you don't talk to a lady about her body especially when you just meeting her online

HARDDON:
Awwww, she so shy!

Thanks

bayulll011:
Happy bday continue to be blessed

Xie xie ni

DONSMITH123:
Happy Birthday My love. Am so sorry its coming late. Been away.

Wishing you long life and more blessing. Aged with grace dear.

I comment my reserve

HARDDON:
Oh that is just some fine lines from my wondering mind
It went to check up ur profile
N concluded that u have a nice interracial smile
And its having a hard time understanding the meaning of it


And it also concluded that u wear 36" : 36D or 38A

The mumu should first make his people to stop their crazy war of Biafra before preaching what he's not capable to do in prison, just because he's scared of the inmates.

sorry i don't understand everything you typed

HARDDON:
Ur statueses of liberty
Your fountain of softness
Your headlamps in the middle of d jungle
Like a rudder on a buffeted ship
Sailing asunder
The waves n its wonder



Oops, now I drift
Yea, they always make me drift
What did I just say?

my what?

HARDDON:
N she she laughs...


I have been lookin for urs though

lol

HARDDON:
Guy, bon them talk.
If only the know / have experienced the wonders of b00bs , u wudnt reel off like this!

Oh d soft succulent mound.
Heaving @ d sight of my sneaking eyes @ hands
Rising to d occasion of my invading maneuvers
The angrier it becomes , the softer it gets

I drink to u

lol

wordbank:
A dimwitted gay trying to have a face by using Internet pics to brag for flimsy ego.

U don't need to make a point cos he's just an attention seeking mofo

i know that already but that top doesn't prove the Hausa in her, Hausas hardly expose their body and the literates love their make ups and their jewelries not exposing their body, that is just my point.

Obadiah77:
Not all hausa are hijab wearing illiterates

Are you sure she is Hausa with that kind of top she's putting on? and she waited for you to snap her from all angles