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So please has he started menstruating and where is the hips?

Ain't no bitch and lucky for you i don't have your time, i mean time to exchange words with you

Strahovski2:
Shut up racist bitc.h

i've been with a very cute guy who is working and earning enough money and to be sincere i don;t get jealous not until he told me it's bad not to be jealous and he said that cos i accused him of been jealous just to defend himself, but well it doesn't stop me from treating him the way he needs to be treated like telling him the truth when he hates it cos i cannot hide my reaction to things. I can pretend to be cool but you get to notice quickly, so luckily for me we broke up cos he's not worth the stress although you can't just get past it but you just learn the lesson and for me the lesson was that he was a motherfucker, pussy and asshole.

LMAO, seriously it's so common with Indians, you will sit down jeje and be chatting with your friend and you will see maybe your Indian roommate or Indian passerby just start adding their salt and pepper and it's not just Indians, Bangladeshis do that too. i'm fine dear and you?

robosky02:
chiness babe

lol

you just finish the imposter

how you doing dear

Indian nigga sorry Nigerian girls don't fall for guys like you in that dirty background you took your picture, it's Nairaland not Indialand i've always known indians to poke nose

Riazz:
+919966977763

of course yes, you have to return it even before you die make sure someone pays it for you

better believe it, it's the truth

tosinjay:
Na wa oo, do you mean it? Making rice out if Rubber, faking egg and beef are just unbelievable

I'm waiting for my kiss from Juhan Jones, LeBron James, and one fine boy in Nugget team (NBA) I forgot his name, then falz. and Adele can just take me with her to learn how to sing and learn her British accent

AngelAhnie:
Lol, call me weird but I like the smell of vee.

Hmmm now should I tell robosky02?

tabisegroup:
yea.. but this ur dp is slaying o..can I see more on Fb(add me: Distinguished Sen Uko Tabise)

Lol, you can see more on my birthday post. Check my profile here on NL for the post

tabisegroup:
Lol..but truly some heartbreaks are worst than death cus in death ..u won't get to see them again but otherwise, u will meet dem on d street..bomb into them in shopping malls, etc... they keep resurrecting. lol good morning beautiful beauty

Lol, you are actually right

tabisegroup:
May u never experience this again ..u can come "home " anytime u wish

Lol. You just sounded like someone died

Ryabcool:
thanks baby.

It's nothing dear, i'm always here for you

Ryabcool:
I think it has failed to address the true state of affairs in our Universities. There are still major cases of sexual harassment, poor results due to deliberate failing by lecturers. I think there should be major restructuring and reorientation.

I believe everyone is unique in their own way. On my own, I believe my unique intelligence sets me at an edge over the remaining contestants. What is looks and popularity if the person doesn't have anything upstairs? I believe my quality would enable me reach out to both young and old irrespective of the political and geographical divide and effect true peace and cohabitation.

I forsee tribalism eating Nairaland up is care is not taken. It really needs to be nipped in the bud.



I am so so so sorry for my late replies. Been on the road since. I just got home

Wow! That was lit, it was the bomb.

I know most of us must have thought of this so many times but I think we can share our opinions here. So question is who is more romantic:
A. Hausas
B. Igbos
C. Yorubas
D. Southerners
For me i'm a Yoruba girl and I love the Yoruba demons and I think they are romantic so let me read yours.

For me I listen to heartbreaking songs especially those of Adele and cry my eyes out visit people when I'm too depressed, try to cook something new or mop the floor while crying then forget the person and move on with my life.

Ryabcool:
Wow! Dicey questions but answerable

The first two are way too bad and I do not think I can successfully cohabit with both of them. Any lady who steals has no self respect, and any lady who slaps my mother has no respect for me. A nymphomaniac on the other hand can be reasoned with. I happen to really love sex too so we can talk about it. I'd take the time to get to know what really turns her on and try to understand. I'd ask her if it's possible she can limit the nymphomania to me because I'm always open to new things in the bedroom. Nymphomania is not a crime. People who have it just need understanding.

As to the second question, well I will obviously feel bad about it and I will admit to myself that I've not been the best of dads to have let it get to that point. But then again, I DEFINITELY AM NO SAINT. I will draw her close to me and do my best to be the father she deserves. We will really talk and I'll tell her about my experiences and mistakes when I was young so she can feel at ease and know I'm not a stuck up father. After telling her my experiences, I will then ask her why she did what she did, and try to know what exactly ticks in her mind. From there, I would use my experiences to teach her how to love herself, respect herself as a woman, call her mother to also try to have some woman to woman talk with her. I believe when she learns to appreciate herself and see herself as a queen that she truly is, the rest will fall into place.

Third question is also tough. Well no matter how much in love I am with someone, I do not feel trying to tie her down when she wants to leave is the right thing to do. If I ntend to marry her, I will let her know straight up and ask her to wait for me because I know with all my heart that it will be worth it. But if she wants to leave I will let her go. Because if you truly love someone, you will let them go. If they come back to you, they are yours forever. And if they don't, then you know it was never meant to be

Forgive me for any typos, I'm on the road at the moment

Awwn, isn't he just so sweet?

How they be in church

AngelAhnie, shey make i talk?

AngelAhnie:
Our love is stronger...bosky my sweetheart

Sorry AngelAhnie left you a long time ago, wait till she breaks the news to you

robosky02:
is it a joke?

give me ahnie or ...

DeeTus:
Lol. You totally misunderstood that. I was pointing out the weather which is hot in China now. On a second note, I thought maybe you're in the North. Because sometimes in summer, that region is still cold, example Harbin.

So, Doc, how was your birthday? How did it go? Hope you collected a lot of "hongbao" last night?

No babe, I'm in the south Sichuan province precisely, and the heat here highest is 46 but still I'm not just a fan of exposing my body cos I feel a little in secure. My birthday was fun no hongbao but there were much better gifts

robosky02:
rainerboy1010 and Blessograo

yea

Ewooo no ooo, Robosky and prettythicksme, AngelAhnie and Biafrabush then Blessograo and Ryabcool if he's a Yoruba demon ooo

Of course we don't have to be naked before we have a lovey party and i'm in Luzhou city in Sichuan province.

DeeTus:
Doc, sorry i did not get the notification here yesterday. You look decent though. Which particular city are you currrently? Isn't it hot now?

Wishing you a belated Happy birthday!

Thanks boo, it was fun with my five friends

Ryabcool:
awwwww sweetie just saw this. NL didn't notify me of your mention. Belated happy birthday to you, I wish you a fantastic year full of happiness, joy, peace and good living. How was the celebration?

Thanks babe

AngelAhnie:
I'm seeing this now

Wishing you all the best my sweet Blessing

Xie xie ni

robosky02:
wow Happy Birthday dear

may you have many more blissful years ahead

Thank you

Puresolutions:
Someone's having phun in China

Happy Birthday Dear....

Don't woory i know it will all end with 100RMB

Eghosa1:
Happy Birthday Babayyy. Keep Slaying!!! 5000RMB for you Infact!

AngelAhnie don't worry dear i had enough fun

robosky02:
can you make rivers soup with fish for her

enough of chines stick

Sorry it's a threat and i prefer he refused the offer of Charles ugo cos if he accepts it now and the day he refuses the company may report him to immigration and besides i don't think a legit company can make someone suffer that much plus this is what happens in most agent cases even here in China and when they tell you you made a big mistake by reporting them it indirectly means they are in a very big trouble not you

Vanpascore:
Dear Nairalanders, pls your urgent advice is needed as we have 48 hrs ultimatum. A friend of mine travelled to Dubai two months ago with the aim that d place will be a better place for him bt on getting there, the opposite was met. He went there through an agent in Nigeria here who has a partner in d UAE. He applied for working visa which he was given two years by a company there. The problem started when he got the visa and occupation written on it is "Ordinary Labourer" as he applied for welding work, but the agent told him that, that is UAE style since he is going there as a technician. On getting there, he was welcomed by the company and he started work the third day as a labourer, real one. With this, he was given some documents which have been signed on his behalf, he was surprised as the documents contains employee -employer agreement. He called the agents both the one in Nigeria and UAE immediately what he saw, but the agents said he should be enduring.

To cut the story short, the work is a typical slavery work, though he is collecting about 65K/month as wage, when converted to naira. Now the problem is that other documents he needed to sign, he refused because of those conditions and since then, the agents have been begging him to sign. Also, there was a need for him to do medicals, he also refused and fortunately for him, he met one of the directors in the company and explain things to him bt the man answered him to write cancellation letter so that he can be sent back to Nigeria. But he did not want to waste almost 500k he paid this agent.


Now a Nigerian he met there directed him to go to the labour complaint office in Dubai, which he did and he got this reply from d labour office today "A complaint application number (MB165125948AE ) has been made on company number (488063 ) from employee (CHARLES UGO ) having work permit number ( 65600814), we hope that both of you would mutually discuss on this complaints during next 48 working hours before it gets registered on the company." Now the problem, this message has been forwarded to the company, the company has forwarded it to the agent in Dubai and the agent now called him and said he has made a great mistake by reporting that he may be deported and banned for one year from entering UAE.

Pls Nairalanders, 48hrs has started about 4hrs ago, the company may call on him in d next 4/5 hrs, what should he do? Is it true that he may be deported based on this?? Pls your sincere advice is needed. c