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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:39pm On Dec 20, 2018
Like I said, living in America won't make you rich. You'll be comfortable, really comfortable. However, don't overlook your comfort, overstretch your earnings and put yourself in debt bacause you are too comfortable.

When I want to trade in my car, I though about it over and over and over before I decided to settle for the new one due to maintenance, durability, cost and also the incentives I was giving trading my old car in.

I have been excellent with my payments monthly and has improved my credit. If everything works well, I see myself paying it off in 2-3years.

My next course of action is going back to school. I plan doing it without student loan and still can't figure out where the scholarship or money will come from. Or how to juggle a baby, wife, school and work at the same time.

In the same post I told you America is easy, I am telling you America is hard.

You see why we can't reply your chat on FB messager when you send us "hi", we initially replied "hello, how are you" then you replied "I'm good and you", we replied "Fine, sup"

You now go ahead and reply "we thank God", "how's the family" "how's work" "how's the weather".

Who get time for all those? When I'm trying to get out of work so I don't miss my Eye appointment. Smh.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:22pm On Dec 20, 2018
Funnyman:


They are not the same.

This your way of thinking though, there is more to life than visa free countries and that's definitely not on any of his lists for the choice of Canada. I'm sure if his wife is not a USC, he would not bother with Canada birthing. Having a Canadian citizenship for someone who is eligible for a USC is just a bonus, the US offers more than Canada.


Who visa free help lol.

You sabi
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:17pm On Dec 20, 2018
lillaowow:

Nice ride C. Na you oooo #MoneyMakingMachine grin
Bros, wia are you. Na your footstep I dey follow ooo grin
Left you several VM.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:13pm On Dec 20, 2018
mordecai11:
Elaborate on your racism experiences

Sometimes, it is hard to explain if you don't live here.

Many times, we as immigrants see the racism as acceptable (to us) bacause we have faced far worse in our own country.

None of it is acceptable

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:11pm On Dec 20, 2018
All of una asking for recommendations for doing site, I laugh you all.

I think I should talk more about how I met Mrs K.

I created a group on meet up for exchange students and Americans to meet and interact for if someone needs a ride, want to buy a bike or accommodation. It was suppose to be for the city I lived in but people from other cities joined. However, the group didnt function much cos people posted in their language especially the Filipinos. People preferred to use the FB group by agency ppl. Mrs K volunteered to give people in her city ride to go see the fireworks for 4th of July, she msg admin, I posted it. Nobody was interested. Few days later, someone from the city texted me about needing help. She said she's available the following day, I arrange meeting, the person was nowhere to be found. I personally called her to apologize and follow up text and rest is history....

But that isn't even the juicy part of the story.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 8:50pm On Dec 13, 2018
My phone screen is tiny. I switched from a Samsung to an IPhone. There’ll be some auto correct that I don’t mean.
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 8:10pm On Dec 13, 2018
error4040:
LoL and I thought the Man abandoned this thread.

Welcome back. cheesy grin cheesy


Thanks boss. How’re you doing? You don reach America now?.
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 8:08pm On Dec 13, 2018
Also, it’ll be a new year soon. And the unpredictablility of Nigeria is higher with the elections next year. The major candidates are already bad choices and we are not even sure what happens if (when) Buhari looses. The parties seem desperate for the elections.

Set the ball rolling and prepare for the new year. Launch that business plan you think will put more money into your pocket.

Grab that travel opportunity you think will help your migration process
I’ll also like to advise, if you get a US visit visa, please use it more than once before you overstay it (if you ever plan to do that). I know it is wrong, however majority of Nigerian visa holders will overstay. It’s best you don’t do it on your first entry on a B1/B2. Doesn’t look good on your adjustment of status

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 8:01pm On Dec 13, 2018
I see tons of PM. It’ll take a while to reply to them all. If you feel you need more insights, please post your opinions/questions openly
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 3:14am On Dec 13, 2018
lionlee216:


Yeah bro, its not been easy. People think we see money on the street. Even my popman asked me for 1.5m for chieftancy title. I shocked. Wia i wan see am?

My orientation has changed, life has been good and be in btw jobs.

My fav part is quitting jobs at will saying "Bleep it, can't do this no more lol"



LOL. You're still overly excited. However, I'll encourage you to stick to a job. For the benefits and also for future prospects of mortgage application.

Before you stabilize your business cos you seem like the person fully interested in business opportunities.

Ps: let naija people know you have no money. Lol
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:36am On Dec 13, 2018
lionlee216:


This means triple citizenship lol.. US, Canada and Nigeria



grin grin. You never know what happens in future.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:35am On Dec 13, 2018
lionlee216:


Nobody go know sef... i am actually planning to go with my wife spend two weeks and come back but then anytime i dream going to nigeria, then i will have a nad dream lol..

I guess i should write my interview transcript here for people to learn.


Please write your interview transcript. Nairaland needs all the wealth of info it could get on Adjustment of Status

I'd advise you suspend naija visit for now. Send half of the flight money to your family/friends you plan to see in Naija. I belive that hells better.

I havent gone a single week without someone not asking me about how to leave naija.
Even one of my friend from high school added all my wife's friends on FB.

That was a really creepy thing to do but I guess he's trying to shoot his shot (lmao)

Not all white girls are into black dude. Not all Yoruba girls wants a guy from Imo state regardless of his numbers of containers

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:25am On Dec 13, 2018
lionlee216:


What kind of questions? My main problem of going to Nigeria. I know going out will be smooth but coming bsck in, whew!!.. my main fear is being refused entry, i would have travelled to Nigeria this dec or Jan but im scared lol

LOL don't be. You'll most likely gave secondary inspection but nothing to worry about. They will verify your address, work and your spouse details. Don't ever forget the informations you gave to USCIS during the application process.

And wetin you dey find go naija especially during the holiday period close to elections? Naija ppl get red eye right now ooo due to most state govt not paying. Don't let one bad relative kidnap you for ransom abeg. Dem go think say you grt moni

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:21am On Dec 13, 2018
Earlier on this thread, someone asked me about racism and if I've faced some form of it and I said no. I take that back. Bleep that sh.it it's a different ballgame if you live here.

I have faced different kinds of it. Interestingly, I prefer the open ones. The one that made it clear they just don't like you. The subtle one is more dangerous.

Also, I'm having problems reading ladies nowadays. I dont know if they are being friendly of flirting with me. Or if I am the enabler. However, I have stayed out of trouble.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:14am On Dec 13, 2018
lionlee216:


Mehn na interogation but God is good...

Tell us something about life..


I am glad to hear that bro. 3more years and you're a citizen. I really can't wait.

So, we will be giving birth in Montreal and the plans is all set as long as there's no complications. It'll be our 3rd visit to Canada together. We were in Toronto earlier. No problem entering Canada with a green card but coming back to US was like war. So so many checks and questions lol.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:10am On Dec 13, 2018
I also traded in my car for a new one. Well deseeved. I have paid around 9400$ so far. I still have several thousands to pay lol. But I'm not stressing about it.

I particularly enjoy the Se trim. I so love it

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:06am On Dec 13, 2018
lionlee216:
Welcome back boss..


Thank you brother.

How was your interview
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:05am On Dec 13, 2018
Mrs K is good. We are at 28 weeks and EDD is fast approaching. She's been cranky, moodly. Nothing out of the ordinary though. She still got no ass (sad!!) lol. However she's good.

She's made more money and I can't be prouder and it's our Anniversary (can you believe it lol).

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 2:00am On Dec 13, 2018
Summer was fun. Got a raise, made more money. However I look forward to leaving the eastcoast. I can't handle years of the cold. My bones feels like they hurt more with the cold

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 1:59am On Dec 13, 2018
Hello everyone. Sorry for the sabbatical. Life has been busy.

And I want to personally apologize again to a nairaland member here for being a snub in person. I am just a very private person in real life and can be hard to open up. Sorry bro

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 1:31am On Jun 14, 2018
Chapecoense:

$6k per month is not lucrative?? shocked

not when you worked really really long hours. everything for life no be money o

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Travel / Re: What Are our Visa Option. by BlowJobs: 10:50pm On Jun 13, 2018
EgunMogaji:


You know you actually get a temporary green card stamped in your passport immediately at POE that’s good for a year.

Have a nice evening.

oh that's true and it is as good as the cardcos it can be used to apply for jobs, Drivers license, Social security. I didn't go through that process so i am not entirely sure how it works. i just knew it is really long. I have a friend from brazil waiting for his interview date for like 7 months now. Consular processing sucks kinda..

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Travel / Re: What Are our Visa Option. by BlowJobs: 10:46pm On Jun 13, 2018
ladylco:



Are you saying you started the process in 2mths and at the end of 2mths 3 days u got it?

Bros you dey lie.

State your time line? When did your processing start, when did you get interview date, and when did u eventually get the GC?

My sibling got the GC from Nigeria not even in the USA and the process started almost a year to when it was eventually concluded. The 10years GC was sent like a month upon arrival to usa.

People can so form what is not here.

Or am I missing something here?

yes i did. I did Adjustment of Status. I documented everything here on Nairaland. it is all on my thread. I applied in January and by April i have my card and started a new job grin
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2018
Ugosample:


giving birth to your child in Canada could deny that child the right to run for the office of the president

But then since the child's mum is a natural born US citizen, that may be a waiver. just saying

The Canada thing may not be necessary tho, just my opinion.

Bonne Chance mon Frère, et félicitations

it is not necessary. it is just my wish. And also for wider job/school opportunities plus health benefits for the kids when they grow older. Schools are expensive here in America. So also is medical costs. I just wanna give the kids an opportunity to choose in the future. I wish someone gave me that opportunity to choose the citizenship i want.

Also, not really true about the Presidency. i feel the republicans are big Hippocrates. Ted Cruz was born in Canada to Cuban dad and American mum, yet it wasn't a big deal running for president. However, they wanted to see Obama's birth certificate.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:34pm On Jun 13, 2018
What if you got really popular/Famous in the future (and maybe become an American politician) and people started digging your past to find out you did arrangee marriage?

just think about that for a minute.

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:32pm On Jun 13, 2018
Ogb222:
Good day house.... pls like how long does it take a sibling to file for his other sibling

10-15 years for naija people
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2018
The people that pisses me more are the Single naija guys that has never been married before doing "arrangee".. Are you all stupid or something. Do you guys have low self esteem or something.

So, if you have never been married before you can't set a goal for yourself?. So you mean you can't find someone that you both make each other happy even if not for life, for at least 5 years/ Really? you have to pay one old ugly/young,fat lady to marry you? really people?

I understand the married people in Naija to a certain extent that move to the US to get their papers. But why do you guys lie a lot? i don't understand why?. i won't recommend you to keep lying about your past just to get papers. These ladies are humans, they have feelings, they get emotional, get get heart breaks, the can be depressed, suicidal all because you get their hopes and emotions so high and shatter it in the end. There is Karma and i believe in it.

You all do these and later bring your gf/wives from Nigeria and they make you lives miserable afterwards. KARMA!!!

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:19pm On Jun 13, 2018
Someone asked me what i think of 'Arrangee Marriage" via PM and i want to reply openly here.

I hate it. i really really hate arrangee and i think people that do arrangee are not smart. I understand lots of Immigrants are just trying to make a better life for themselves and families BUT arrangee isn't the way to go.

It is expensive, it makes the whole process even more worrisome, it keeps your mind unsettled and it can make your situation worse if you got unlucky. Even if you got lucky, you might still face issues in the future regardless of you becoming a citizen or not.

lets analyze it together.

You paid money to someone to marry you and pretend to be your wife, you paying for her upkeep all during the process, pay for bills and documents together in your name, paid lawyer and then your "wife" keeps calling for for more money every time threatening to end the process if you don't. Even if she doesn't threatening you, getting hold of her is a big problem, you can't reach her cell, she doesn't pick your call, she ignores you, doesn't fill the documents you send to her or doesn't send you the documents you need. how does that put your mind at ease?

lets imagine she did all that and your interview is fast approaching. you start to panic because you don't know your "arrangee" wife very well and not sure the questions the interviewing officer will ask. You got unfortunate and your interview went south and application was denied. things start getting worse from there because you need more money for the process and most likely "new wife" and now immigration has your record that you filed before. so now it is really really hard to prove you are genuine. so, your life becomes hell, you can have deportation order against you for immigration Fraud while you spend years in the US without proper documentation. you start speaking "i wanna, i gonna" to your naija people with nothing to show for years of living in the US.

Lets assume you got through and your interview was successful. 3-5 years later, you become citizen and doing well for yourself. you have money and already married your naija wife after Divorce from your Arrangee and things are going fine. Then out of the blue, your arrangee wife showed up are requested more money or else she is going to immigration. The thing is if she can prove you paid her (which most likely she will be able to prove), your citizenship can be revoked based on fraud regardless of the amount of years you have spent in the US. you got deported and lost everything.

So, now tell me, how is arrangee a good thing?

I tell all my friends, there are tons of ladies that will help you in the US without paying 1naira to anyone. Yoou just have to be straight forward, enter the relationship in good faith. Even if she is mean to you, be focus know that it is for a short period, be kind and good to her (and document abuse for her if she is abusive. Don't be stupid about that). Even if you finally decided to part ways in the future, it will be mutual agreement and you both will appreciate each other for the wonderful times spent together and no one can claim you "used them for papers".

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:23pm On Jun 12, 2018
Itsachair:
@blowjobs. Nice job u are doin. Plz i am a young lawyer planning to move to the u.s early next year but from the look of things i heard nursing is highly lucrative and i am thinkin of switching fields. I dont have a science background and i didnt write any science subject in my waec. Hw possible is it for me to switch and what are the steps to be taken. Tnx and safe delivery to mrs k

Nursing is easy and not easy. Depends on your mind set.

You'll be required to take some Science courses and yes, you can easily switch field ( especially if you have the money). A lot of people have done it in the past.

The only reason why people think nursing is "lucrative" is because you can't be out of employment. You can easily get a job being a nurse. In fact, Jobs will "fall on your laps".

There's nothing lucrative about working really really long hours to make 4000-6000 per month. There are several IT people that make that and more without working long hours. Even some waiters at restaurants make that amount (or more depending on season and Tips from customers)

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Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by BlowJobs: 10:17pm On Jun 12, 2018
eyinola:
@ BlowJobs, biko is it possible for a greencard holder to file for his/spouse outside the US or only us citizen are allowed to file?

Yes, green card can file (depending on how they get their green card)

However, the process is longer based on Country of the beneficiary.

For Citizens filing for their Spouse/Parents/kids, it is faster. Visa categories for Immediate family of USC are unlimited.

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