₦airaland Forum

inoki247:
Lol original Titus Sardine comes with alaran...



So me meeting Shawa inside wetin suppose be Titus na fake...

Ur comment get as e be o


Titus sardine ( frm the name shud contain sardines na)

Sardine is 'shawa'

inoki247:
Herring fish

Bones for his fish reach to use do toothpicks

Wait!!! Sardine na 1k?
Eh?

Them plenty for ibadan in the early to mid 90s.

Tho not as skeletal as this

MrBrownJay1:
if you focus carefully on what i wrote, this would not be deemed suicide by the insurance.





are you high on some cheap drugs or something? where did my answer remotely touch on tribe?!
anyway this is my opinion on what that bastard man should have done before abandoning his wife and children to suffer... take it or move along.



i really dont care about what went through this bastard's mind, because i do know that he selfishly only focussed on HIMSELF while he has a wife and 3 kids that he left to suffer EVEN MORE now that he took the easy way out and abandon them to fend for themselves. WHAT A SELFISH NARROW MINDED BASTARD OF HUMAN BEING!!!

Easy easy

uzomakanaki:
Never wish death for any man, everyone is close to their grave

I think ur mis quoting him.
Maybe he passed the message in a wrong way.


Like what about all the children and family members that have been kidnapped since January?

It's sad that the politicians are doing nothing about it

Dialpad:
What app can those in Nigeria use in making dollar payments?

Any suggestions

Why not use ur bank dollar card?
Or am I missing something?

Image123:
Okay sir chief MC.

Ur welcome

atobs4real:
You believed Satan did not recognize u?
Well for me, Jesus and Satan knows everyone only that Satan wait for assignments.
I shall never be found wanting in Jesus name
Amen

Oh dear catch u?
U don finally confess. That's good

Show us pics.

Na ur type them dey wear earrings like LGBT gay ass goats for abuja with Jay Z and kodak black type hairdoes.

And dirty clothes.

And na una go dey yab girls wey dress indecently.


I don't know why it's difficult for males these days to cut their hair and look neat.

U wan to belong by force and follow any trend

alpharoyalty:
For me, it was intro tech.
Saint finbars college.

Walahi introtech was terribly long

Introductory technology
Home economics
Yoruba( had to switch to hausa for waec O)

But u see that introductory technology eh.... Na one subject wey I no gree continue to dey copy note again at some point

Now na fermented urine and driving keke like James Bond and threatening u if their money is not complete

atobs4real:
Messi, the son of God.
He is highly recognized by every one even the devil knows him
Congratulations grandma

So u relate with the devil ba?
Or are u not highly recognized?


Be careful what u say.



A line from Nas comes to mind:


Speak gospel for the next generation
You can have it all, just don't side with Satan
I seen that take down most of the greatest
Hotel suites, Hollywood stars hangin'

Image123:
Go and calm down, it's a church wake keep.

U didn't makee sense.

I attacked the MC. Go look up the definition and qualities of a good MC.

Weda it's naming ceremony or university graduation... MCs are known to be smooth, apt, and smart

The MC was speaking like a half baked graduate.
How can u even begin a list of distinguished invitees with MD of a bank when governors are there? Traditional rulers are there...


Notice after the first name he had some trouble mentioning the second name?


Very unprofessional

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Someone said it was intentional, that if you dig deep into all these sports you won't believe how the stage stuffs to control the mentality of the crowd.

I don't want to believe it is true but it is not impossible.

Lol boxer never punch u before.

No matter how staged it is, those blows are not for the faint hearted.



Even wrestling( not the old ecw O) is entertainment... 'Where the hazards are real'

finestemperor:
The movie Rocky made me love boxing. Oh i remember Rocky Balboa.

Even athletic Bilbao is a hard club to beat

What's more dense, gold or lead
What's more expensive
The OG said, "No matter what it is, rent it
And never buy it, it's all temporary possession
We don't own nothing on this Earth but our soul and that's the lesson"



Nas, 'highly favored'

Jewessgratitud3:
Hey!!! God God God!!!.. you ate an owl too? Ha!

See people don't know the implication of some of the things they do. In future when you start giving birth to strange looking children you won't know it's as a result of some extreme things you did or awkward meals you ate.

Who eats owl? How many meat dey this thing now? Anyways most people on nairaland are not human beings.

Jehovah!

Ladies beware. Before you date or marry any nairalander jukwa ajuju, ask questions because majority of the men here dey eat ajor food.

There goes metal health again!!!


What has eating an owl got to do with future congenital birth defects?


Shey u see say ur comments no normal too?



People don't know what mental health is.
They trivialize it.

Extremists, people under false prophets, drug addicts, torn families, debt bondage,


Chemicals in the brain running amok




Depression
Schizophrenia
Panic attacks
Irrational thinking


I laf when people just say suicide is not an option.

Ofcos it's not.

But believe me if u were in their shoes, u will also have suicide as an option.


Do u guys know all the symptoms of depression? Do u know what sanity means?

Have u ever wondered why people on crack talk and behave differently?


Have u were wondered why suicide bombers believe they are doing themselves a favour by blowing themselves and others up?

Have u wondered why codeine addicts are slow?

Or why certain types of alcoholics have anger issues or get irritated easily?

Do u know what it's like to be threatened frm all angles?

So u know many people who go thru court cases can go thru PTSD for years?


Check out people who are quick to fight without thinking.... They either have certain circle of friends that they take stuffs together that makes them think they are untouchable or have been brainwashed with certain views about life.


In as much as suicide is not an option, thank God ur not in that state.

People don't just understand how the mind works or why a rogue soldier or police officer will just carry a gun and shoot his orher colleagues.


These lines frm a Nas song' stay chiseled' comes to mind. He raps frm the perspective of a person in a gym using certain gym equipment to keep his mind strong.


'Without the mind the body weight don't even mean nothing
Let's take three brothers and put them in the bing or something
Who's gon' survive the wise man, the fool or the warrior?
Well if all of their minds are chisel, then all of them.....

I tot some people were screaming 'suicide is not an option in the other thread? '

Both the man who thinks about suicide and the man who leaves chicken, goat, dog, cat, frog to eat something as weird as an owl have something in common.

Their thought process.
The mind.
Chemicals in the brain


That is all under mental health.




People don't know what mental health is.
They trivialize it.

Extremists, people under false prophets, drug addicts, torn families, debt bondage,


Chemicals in the brain running amok




Depression
Schizophrenia
Panic attacks
Irrational thinking


I laf when people just say suicide is not an option.

Ofcos it's not.

But believe me if u were in their shoes, u will also have suicide as an option.


Do u guys know all the symptoms of depression? Do u know what sanity means?

Have u ever wondered why people on crack talk and behave differently?


Have u were wondered why suicide bombers believe they are doing themselves a favour by blowing themselves and others up?

Have u wondered why codeine addicts are slow?

Or why certain types of alcoholics have anger issues or get irritated easily?

Do u know what it's like to be threatened frm all angles?

So u know many people who go thru court cases can go thru PTSD for years?


Check out people who are quick to fight without thinking.... They either have certain circle of friends that they take stuffs together that makes them think they are untouchable or have been brainwashed with certain views about life.


In as much as suicide is not an option, thank God ur not in that state.

People don't just understand how the mind works or why a rogue soldier or police officer will just carry a gun and shoot his orher colleagues.


These lines frm a Nas song' stay chiseled' comes to mind. He raps frm the perspective of a person in a gym using certain gym equipment to keep his mind strong.


'Without the mind the body weight don't even mean nothing
Let's take three brothers and put them in the bing or something
Who's gon' survive the wise man, the fool or the warrior?
Well if all of their minds are chisel, then all of them.....

Let's assume I want to eat at Kilimanjaro in abuja.

Turkey 4,700 or chicken @ 2,500
Rice 2k
Drink or water 400


Transport never dey o.
No veggies or salad o..... Just carbs and protein

Food is cheap in Ibadan o.

Expensive in South South.


By the way... Where them dey see food of less than 2,500 buy?

In fact correct diet these days, u need to hold like 5k per meal.


That takes it to 15k per day.

MrBrownJay1:
what a very selfish human being.... now your wife AND kids have to suffer, because you were not man enough to do whats right (aka get a life insurance, and when its valid for payout, mysteriously stumble in front of a gov public bus)

People don't know what mental health is.
They trivialize it.

Extremists, people under false prophets, drug addicts, torn families, debt bondage,


Chemicals in the brain running amok




Depression
Schizophrenia
Panic attacks
Irrational thinking


I laf when people just say suicide is not an option.

Ofcos it's not.

But believe me if u were in their shoes, u will also have suicide as an option.


Do u guys know all the symptoms of depression? Do u know what sanity means?

Have u ever wondered why people on crack talk and behave differently?


Have u were wondered why suicide bombers believe they are doing themselves a favour by blowing themselves and others up?

Have u wondered why codeine addicts are slow?

Or why certain types of alcoholics have anger issues or get irritated easily?

Do u know what it's like to be threatened frm all angles?

So u know many people who go thru court cases can go thru PTSD for years?


Check out people who are quick to fight without thinking.... They either have certain circle of friends that they take stuffs together that makes them think they are untouchable or have been brainwashed with certain views about life.


In as much as suicide is not an option, thank God ur not in that state.

People don't just understand how the mind works or why a rogue soldier or police officer will just carry a gun and shoot his orher colleagues.


These lines frm a Nas song' stay chiseled' comes to mind. He raps frm the perspective of a person in a gym using certain gym equipment to keep his mind strong.


'Without the mind the body weight don't even mean nothing
Let's take three brothers and put them in the bing or something
Who's gon' survive the wise man, the fool or the warrior?
Well if all of their minds are chisel, then all of them.....

People don't know what mental health is.
They trivialize it.

Extremists, people under false prophets, drug addicts, torn families, debt bondage,


Chemicals in the brain running amok




Depression
Schizophrenia
Panic attacks
Irrational thinking


I laf when people just say suicide is not an option.

Ofcos it's not.

But believe me if u were in their shoes, u will also have suicide as an option.


Do u guys know all the symptoms of depression? Do u know what sanity means?

Have u ever wondered why people on crack talk and behave differently?


Have u were wondered why suicide bombers believe they are doing themselves a favour by blowing themselves and others up?

Have u wondered why codeine addicts are slow?

Or why certain types of alcoholics have anger issues or get irritated easily?

Do u know what it's like to be threatened frm all angles?

So u know many people who go thru court cases can go thru PTSD for years?


Check out people who are quick to fight without thinking.... They either have certain circle of friends that they take stuffs together that makes them think they are untouchable or have been brainwashed with certain views about life.


In as much as suicide is not an option, thank God ur not in that state.

People don't just understand how the mind works or why a rogue soldier or police officer will just carry a gun and shoot his orher colleagues.


These lines frm a Nas song' stay chiseled' comes to mind. He raps frm the perspective of a person in a gym using certain gym equipment to keep his mind strong.


'Without the mind the body weight don't even mean nothing
Let's take three brothers and put them in the bing or something
Who's gon' survive the wise man, the fool or the warrior?
Well if all of their minds are chisel, then all of them.....

Must u build a house?

Which kind people be we Africans sef?

This one just be like contribution things na.

Which one be king of billionaires

bassdow:
Can your brother catch this alive ?
@flyinnizam
Would buy from him.

Need a male and a female

U wicked o.
U know wetin be wild pig?
That thing is wild o.

Make e catch 2 for u alive?

??


U don see that animal dig ground before?
Even who dey plant yam or cassava no dig ground reach am

Cromagnon:
If it's ready any aren't you doing it
Abi you no Wan be governor?

I no want be governor by being persecuted, chased around, locked out everywhere..

Cromagnon:
If it's ready any aren't you doing it
Abi you no Wan be governor?

I no want be governor by being persecuted, chased around, locked out everywhere.

If u probe further u will find out that the beaters do drugs.

BrodaBenad:
In Gbajue's voice: I'll live that for El Rufai to answer

Lol