₦airaland Forum

Omo see clapback.
The type a typical naija gal like tacha cannot make up

omoharry:
Ur tommy flat? yeye man.

See this slay queen with big tummy o.
Wetin concern man with flat tummy for where money dey.

See stop drinking plenty bottles of soft drink u won't hear

Happy birthday mr President.
Wish you long life and prosperity.

Just listen to the camera gal.
She can't even explain what is happening even in a half articulate way.
Hear her...
'These people are......I don't understand....'

Typical naija gal.

If it's to explain why she needs money now she will be articulate frm years of cramming made up stories

All have one thing naija gals lack.
Flat tummy.
These days, u can't diffrentiate their tummy frm their buttucks.
And they are the ones to first order 1 liter of farm fresh or Habib yoghurt .

aspabay:
Liesss

True.
Some students in benin sold the mall opposite the university to some white men a few years ago too.

tyson98:
If I handle that turkey wey she hold with garri and very chilled water as an ijebu man hmmmmm

Turkey and garri??

JayFredo:
Why US?, all these countries you mention has never use their nuke on any other country, us is the only country to use nuke on another country, so how is it safer in us hands

Who are the countries threatening to nuke other countries? Is it not china, north korea, and iran?
U think US don't have weapons too? Do u see them threating other countries because of disagreement?

That's the point we making.

MangekyoAlt:
According to some mórons on this forum. Ukraine wants to join NATO, and then thereafter allow US to go in an place missile at russian borders. Russia should fold their hands and do nothing because Ukraine is a sovereign state.

Meanwhile, is Iran not also a sovereign state? If yes, then why are Israel and US trying to pressure them to not create Nuclear weapons?

U don't get it, do u?
It's better for these weapons to be in the hands of countries like us than iran etc.
Don't u see how russia, china, north korea etc are busy flexing muscles and showcasing weapons?
Do u see america doing that?
See u see this china eh? If care is not taken, they will even bully african countries

We will
We will
We will

This one na mall?
Even garki modern market in Abuja is just like this nw.
Which one be grand opening ceremony again for mall?
Nawa o.

This is like a modern market not a mall.

So a governor is commissiong a mall.
Let what I said sink into ur head.
We r celebrating a mall.
It's a good thing.
But not worth the fanfare.

Tajikistan, sri lanka, belgium, Aruba, Finland, egypt or Canada

Mehn.
To think I don't know anything about chess.
I mean anything as in nothing.
Even nothing na understatement.
Chess and snooker.

Was he supposed to bribe them with eba and okra soup with goat meat?
Nawa o

Lies from the pit of hell

Just see comments.
Nobody wants to pay for a service they enjoy.
Create such an app they cannot.
Oshofree people

Write4me:
Na this kind agency person suppose de work. A business oriented government agency....Salute!

Yes!
Like Nepa!

My favorite hip hop artist is Nas.
Favorite hip hop group, mobb deep.
My favorite rock band is U2
Green day, arcade fire, R.E.M, Metallica, the cranberries, the killers, the national, the smashing pumpkins, muse, Coldplay....etc follow.

I listen to artists from the 60s till date.
Got about 60 gig of songs.
I don't like trap music.
That said, I don't have nigerian songs on my playlists.
But I know talent when I see one.
Wande coal is the most talented Nigerian artist of his generation.
Top1 freestylist.

Naija gals have alot of irrelevant things going on in their head.
Ask them to explain something to u they can't.
If it's not iphone, it's how to use the next man to get money .

Which one be poco again

Eriokanmi:
Exactly . I'm sure oyinbos aren't as greedy as some of us are. If they could will their entire fortune to a mere dog, they can share same in half and give to anyone.

Oyibos are very stingy.
Go watch prank videos on youtube where people beg for money and see.

Please we want 24hrs electricity.
Not ban on airlines

Just look at the meagre sum that peak is filling out.
Wetin concern family with airtime for months?
Very useless , stingy people

Lol projects upon projects.
Africa my continent.
Nigeria my country

vedaxcool:
This is great news, there is need to keep the public abreast with updates.

Yes.
Keep surviving on updates ok
It's updates u voted the government for

Hmmm.
Proposing policies to generate electricity is funny and weird at the same time.

When was electricity discovered?

Why is it still elusive in nigeria?

femi4:
Rohr should drop ighalo and Musa and focus on these young chaps

U mean Rhor that was planning to bring in amokachi, finidi george, taribo west, Austin eguavon and emmanuel amunike frm retirement?

Wiseandtrue:
The next thing na to enter room!

This generation has lost all forms of shame!

List 10 forms of shame oga

slimfit1:
What are you talking about? Do you even know the size of Texas? Texas alone is the whole Nigeria quiet next time if you want to insult some state do it intelligently.

Texas has over 700 airports.
Confirm

michealdeco:
every team that can play a counter attack is guaranteed a sure win against Barcelona

Any team that thinks they can press will fall against bayern munich.

If u play fast game against bayern ur a goner

ProphetJeroboam:
What’s so special about this Bayern side? I think Barcelona already got defeated psychologically. I don’t even know Bayern’s style of play.

Don't worry, just tell ur favorite team in the world to play them and see!
They will learn!

Realestatevixen:
Wow... This is a living example of book worm

But we all want to be a money worm