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How did we get here?

A sensible leader looks to carry everyone along so that he can effectively carry out the required leadership objectives.

This coward that overthrew a democratic government but was kicked out of office without a single bullet is the reason for the hardship and confusion in the country today.

1. Only him is causing a rift between the three arms of government with his outright foolishness, threatnening our democracy.
2. Chasing all foreign investors out of the country with his hopeless policies.
3. Created numerous agitations all over the country (IPOB, NDA, etc).
4. A grand patron to fulani herdsmen
5. Chasing his personal and political enemies under the guise of "fighting corruption" - more funny is how some people are swallowing this deceit (the dolt has singlehandedly converted supposedly learned individuals to obvious dundees - or zombies)
6. Bringing back the days of militancy, bombings and kidnapping.
7. There will never be a more hypocritical president in Nigeria
8. Prices of everything we know has sky rocketed
9. Stable electricity has become a thing of the past
10. Unemployment and job losses at a world record high
11. We have never been more divided in the history of this country - we now hate each other's tribes so much!
If i continue to list there wont be enough space or time......

Buhari even your zombies don't want you to fulfill any promise again. Just restore Nigeria to the way you met it! You are a curse to us!!!

May joint air strike from Sango, Oya, Obatala, Amadioha, Thor, Zeus, Superman, Batman, Ogun, Captain America, et all obliterate your existence!

Useless Dolt

It's funny how we take things at face value.

How did we get here?

A sensible leader looks to carry everyone along so that he can effectively carry out the required leadership objectives.

This coward that overthrew a democratic government but was kicked out of office without a single bullet is the reason for the hardship and confusion in the country today.

1. Only him is causing a rift between the three arms of government with his outright foolishness, threatnening our democracy.
2. Chasing all foreign investors out of the country with his hopeless policies.
3. Created numerous agitations all over the country (IPOB, NDA, etc).
4. A grand patron to fulani herdsmen
5. Chasing his personal and political enemies under the guise of "fighting corruption" - more funny is how some people are swallowing this deceit (the dolt has singlehandedly converted supposedly learned individuals to obvious dundees - or zombies)
6. Bringing back the days of militancy, bombings and kidnapping.
7. There will never be a more hypocritical president in Nigeria
8. Prices of everything we know has sky rocketed
9. Stable electricity has become a thing of the past
10. Unemployment and job losses at a world record high
11. We have never been more divided in the history of this country - we now hate each other's tribes so much!
If i continue to list there wont be enough space or time......

Buhari even your zombies don't want you to fulfill any promise again. Just restore Nigeria to the way you met it! You are a curse to us!!!

May joint air strike from Sango, Oya, Obatala, Amadioha, Thor, Zeus, Superman, Batman, Ogun, Captain America, et al obliterate your existence!

Useless Dolt

Lmao no chill anymore for Naija

SeverusSnape:
What is 'punanii'?... Is it the name of a demon

Punanii AKA pussy

May God deliver us from the power of punanii

The funny thing is that Buhari is yet to address this issue of his siblings causing mayhem all over the country.
No country deserves such a hopeless dolt as president. This guy is officially an idiot

Thunder ehhhh.......

Na wah. Aishalliburton comes to mind

Can someone call that deaf dolt in Aso rock and remind him of his job description?

Deranged and loving it - Kemi Olunloyo

Hunger and anger everywhere you go

Put sauce

When his oga who happens to be constantly high on gworo has spewed thrash from the black hole on his face, who is Osinbajo to say otherwise? Do you want him to be replaced with a "competent abokii"?

Dear Buhari,

May combined thunder from Sango, Zeus, Thor, Amadioha, Chuku-Okeke-Obama and mohammed (saw) anihilate you and your hopeless zombies

Signed:
Minister of Darkness,
Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN),
PhD, Rocket Science and Advanced Darkness.

Abeg who remembers what it feels like to have light?

Kemi's mental disorder is a rare kind

That's a hammer-headed bat.

Very likely to be a male, due to the size of it's head for producing very loud honking calls to attract mate.

Trust our people to quickly call it a winsh

Put sauce

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May God punish this kunu sipping bastard

I still maintain that Buhari is a hopeless presidiot. A useless idiot and worthless nincompoop to our dear country. I can insult the fool all day.

Don't get it twisted, Femi Adesina speaks the direct mind of the dolt. Who else remembers when he told Al jazeera that it's tough luck for Nigerians who can't afford forex, meanwhile he used the same forex to jet around the world for all the useless reasons.

Buhari you are a hopeless scallywag. May combined thunder from Sango, Thor, Zeus, Amadioha and Chuku-Okeke-Obama obliterate you and your zombies

iamord:
I beg to disagree. We tend to cut out own forms of aliens in our minds as horrible and strong and also by what Hollywood shoes us.. However. The word alien could come in any form. Energy.. Sound.. Cartoon form.. Etc. The gave that there are new planets being created shoes that there will also be lower races in existence still pondering on what we humans have done and dusted millions of years ago.... BTW.. I believe the sea holds lots of information and could even house some aliens

Of course. We are definitely more advanced than a lot of aliens out there and at the same time there are also a lot of alien life forms out there more advanced than us.

I can bet you that aliens lower than us would not be intelligent enough to visit us. But if any is intelligent enough to reach us (be they in any form), they would be way more superior than us.

NigerianScholar:
This is sth beyond your understanding. If its humans dah visit a planet with life. Will they destroy or study

Good. Now think about the word "study". If another life form comes to your home planet to study you. What do you think will happen?

They will have to monitor you. Maybe put you in a cage. You can't go to work (or school). Perform experiments on you. Separate you from your family maybe. Take away your freedom. Take away your humanity. You will instinctively resist. And it will end up in your being dominated. The more you resist the worse it gets.

A visit from aliens will be disastrous.

NigerianScholar:
I dont believe in all dese ufo nonsense
But gv me a scientific explanation on y d 'aliens' wud b more advanced. Why cant we be d soldiers. Too much Hollywood is doing you

It's common sense

It is totally impossible to be visited by aliens less advanced than us. Imagine with all our technological advancement, man has only been able to land on the moon. We have not even been able to land on our closest neighbour Mars despite trying as hard as we can.

An alien visiting us would be travelling hundreds or thousand of light years to reach us and would have mastered interstellar technology way beyond our wildest imagination. Trust me bro, we wont stand a chance!

Do you know that America was originally peacefully inhabited by a tribe known as Red Indians before they were visited by Christopher Columbus from Spain? Go and read up to find out what happened to those Red Indians after Christopher Columbus "discovered" America. What happened afterwards was the greatest genocide in the history of mankind. Total anihilation! What would happen if we are visited by aliens will be far worse.

Living things have the tendency to dominate and eliminate weaker species.

goingape1:
wow! beer you drank is of STRONG quality

wow! weed you smoked is straight from OGBOMOSHO

SnowJay92:
What if the reverse is the case? What if we're more advanced than they are? It'd be a case of some roaches entering a room full of soldiers right?

It is totally impossible to be visited by aliens less advanced than us. Imagine with all our technological advancement, man has only been able to land on the moon. We have not even been able to land on our closest neighbour Mars despite trying as hard as we can.

An alien visiting us would be travelling hundreds or thousand of light years to reach us and would have mastered interstellar technology way beyond our wildest imagination. Trust me bro, we wont stand a chance!

Do you know that America was originally peacefully inhabited by a tribe known as Red Indians before they were visited by Christopher Columbus from Spain? Go and read up to find out what happened to those Red Indians after Christopher Columbus "discovered" America. What happened afterwards was the greatest genocide in the history of mankind. Total anihilation! What would happen if we are visited by aliens will be far worse.

Living things have the tendency to dominate and eliminate weaker species.

abula112:
Cockroach is not an intelligent creature

Yes, by human standard, cockroaches are not "intelligent". But remember a cockroach knows the difference between darkness and light, food and danger, day and night, they can see, they can move, they can live...hence by their standard, they are "intelligent"

Any life form that can come from such a tremendous distance and successfully meet us here on earth would consider humans as "unintelligent".
Remember humans have only successfully visited the moon, which is just a "stone throw" from the earth.

If were are ever visited by beings from another planet, that would be the end of mankind as we know it. Any form of intelligence that successfully visits us (especially from another solar system) would be thousands of years ahead of us in terms of technology.

To make it simple, what would happen if a group of human soldiers enter a room full of cockroaches?

1. Will they look for the leader of the cockroaches to discuss with him?
2. Will they decide to teach the cockroaches their ways of life and technology?
3. Or will they simply eliminate ALL the cockroaches and use the room for themselves?

The correct answer to the question is what will happen to humanity if we are visited by any intelligent alien life form.

CACAWA:
you conveniently left out the southern positions:

Now leave security department and do that of Economic team.

I will doff my hat if you find 10% northerners there.

Please which economic team are you talking about Mr. zombie?

Who cares

The useless presidiot in Aso Rock has set the precedence. Labour (masses) are destined to lose against the government. When the workers tire dem go resume work. Rubbish!

It's sweet to support tyranny until it gets to your door step. Please enjoy your half salaries, chain is a gradual process.

Fayose matching Buhari and his zombies fire for fire...lol

lailo:
I still dnt understand

Pluto is not big enough to be termed a planet. You can call it a very large asteroid.

koolkamzzy:
OP, Please where is space? and is the Earth hanging in the Space?

Space is a huge vacuum of "space". The earth, other planets and stars are all suspended in space.

In actual fact, the planets and stars are moving at a tremendously high speed through space!