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MuMuOnBail:
na wa oooo


When Diors Messi went to PSG they called it farmers league.

Their fraud and penalty saviour went to Saudi a shit-packers league they called it New Challenge.


The distance of Pendu fan girls and sense is the distance between the Sun and planet Pluto.



Messi have made Pendu and his fans so miserable that they now all think with their anus.

naijapikin2:
This is a player that has conquered england, spain, italy, portugal, back to england and now saudi.

Let's face it no player has traversed like this and still made that level of relevance.

Not like one argentine dwarf that scored 9 goals in his first season in France an was still awarded the balon d'or.

RIP to pele the greatest that ever lived, next to him is cr7.

Not like that argentine pawpaw running around the pitch like a cockroach and receiving I'll gotten awards.

PS: mention with caution, or hold your peace.

Cry more.

Go drink hypo.

Karleb:


All these Messi fans will not let us hear again.

E pain me, I no go lie.

Comarade is that you?

Jokerman:
Time to rest.

No more pessi fans trolling.

Ronaldo has achieved everything in football bad the WC... now score more goals, maybe up to 1000 if possible with more assists.

75M dollars a year at 38 years... no be joke.

They console yourself.

Even Ronaldo knows you are wrong.

Onigawara:
Mr New Challenge
Time to conquer the Saudi Arabian league, aye?
Sha make he no go find himself warming bench oo after figuring he's a fraud.. them never ask Portugal coach how far

There is God ....oooo

Napata77:
Look at these little street kids of yesterday thinking they have more access to information on world affairs than Muhammadu Buhari GCFR, a two-time head of state of Africa's biggest nation.

I mean, the audacity of some of these little kids. When they clamp down on your internet freedom to type all this rubbish now, you will start crying like puppies. But it's coming. Idiots.

What is this one rant?

Shut up, if you don't understand scarsim.

Stop making a fool of yourself claiming adult.

victorazy:
What concerned football and war, abi Pele military man?

I tire for urchins.

freemanq:
Why are u morning pele who he's not from Nigeria, while average Nigerians are been killed almost everyday but you did nothing nor saying nothing. There's God oo

And who would suffer and cry most?

Urchins with dead brains.

Yankiss:
Fare thee well, Edison Arantes do Nascimento, Greatest of his time. The greatest of them all is called Lionel Andres Messi. Argue with your keyboard.

Gbam!!!!

Confirm

UNDFTD:
Pain me for what? You MUST be kidding. Why would it pain me that your poor a$$ runs out of your data? That's my job to make it happen, so why would it pain me? It rather sweetens me!

Cry more.

iramure:
if you were born a muslim or probably born in places like china, india or other places where little is known about jesus, you probably wouldn't believe in jesus today. Invariably, the society or association you belong to definitely would have great influence on you.

Partly true.

But they are ppl born and raised in those other religeons, who abandoned those religeons to adopt christainity.

iramure:
Religion is man made!
Did god creat islam, christianity, budhism, and the rest. If he did, why did he claim he sent only jesus to save the world?. Why are all religious sect having differences in thier ideologies? How many God exists?

Religeon is a name given to denote man's relationships with God or gods.

There are several religeons and one true Religeon, and that is the religeon that teaches that Jesus is the son of God.

Mekanus:
I'm 100% sure you don't even know the meaning of this clown you're shouting everywhere.

Has Google stopped functioning?

UNDFTD:
We will see how long your data is going to last. Keep running that foul mouth while basking in the euphoria of foolishness and idiocy.

E pain you die.

Clown do the needfull

So Trump was right,Lagos and Nigeria are SHITHOLES

symbianDON:
the last time I was in Lagos, I thought I was in Singapore...some of the streets are paved with 18 carat solid gold. Tinubu really developed Lagos o!

Comarade I see U .

Sighs!!!!

open defecation in Our developed state ?

Mumusaphire:
go check Jackson and Pele impact in life of humanity.

Which impact?

Did they heal the sick or raise the dead?

mattmogan88:
Sorry sorry, don't cry

Penaldo don turn road Marshall

iramure:
they hide under the guise of religion knowing that our people are very foolish with matters of religion. Once our people hear anything about religion, they forget to make use of thier brain. That is why our fraudulent general overssers or church owners continue to promote it and renders more people gullible because they selfishly make huge financial gain off blind members. Also note that religion is man made. Sky daddy respects no religion.

Religeon is not man made,

One thing you forgot is that our ppl, where not atheists before the coming of whiteman's religeon.
If you remove christainity today, we would still be left with traditional religeon which had little benefits to us, and still promotes superstitious beliefs and exhortation.

iramure:
find time to listen to tapes of the very respected god of men in nigeria, you will know religion promises more. If your faith is as small as muster seed, you can comand mountain meaning you can do anything with that name.

That does not mean religeon or faith is bad, if men decide to abuse it , its their fault not religeon.

UNDFTD:
Look in the mirror and you'd see a freaking CLOWN! I am here to exhaust your 200 Niara data. Keep running your nasty mouth!

Exhaust which data?

You think I depend on free opera mini browsing like u?

UNDFTD:
Judging by your comments and your level of IQ, you MUST be a TOUT!

Motor park boy.

Banhammy717:
It's too transparent for you to ignore.

I never meant to hurt you

You hurt yourself, not me.

When you vote and support a corrupt and incompetent man.

Mekanus:
Stop disgracing yourself all over nairaland.

Clown.

yahoodetector:
Afonjizy on the beats

It is more honourable to sell gala and lacasera on the streets of Lagos than steal from someone.

So true

Candidlady:
lmao

out of 26 million you gave em 2,200

you see this tribe eh... lemme kept quiet

Bullion van tribe.

Maranzano:
PMB wants a better Country for his grand children hence the cold feet towards Emilokan's campaigns. He knows that his party's flag bearer does not have the capacity to pull Nigeria out of its present economic logjam. Emilokan's proposal of recruiting 50 million youths into the army as his solution to the security problem is a far cry from the solution. PMB is yet to recover from the gaffes of his party's candidate in Jos when he was shouting his name repeatedly as if he was the candidate contesting for vote ;Ds. Emilokan seems to be in another party called PDAPC hence the reluctance to to follow him for campaign rallies.

UNDFTD:
Did you run out of data or do you have nothing intelligent to say? AWWW! Too bad!

They run your mouth, soon you would exhaust your daily free opera browsing limit.

Clown.

iramure:
i thought you would tell me that that very POWERFUL name has risen all the dead in your family back to life, opened all blind eyes in your village, healed all the sick and lame in your community and pumps billions into your account every second. All your earlier listed achievements were possible because you applied common sense.

Were is it written that religeon would do all that for one?

You are not better, than the religious ppl you judge,

Your argument match theirs, what I mean, is you cannot blame Christainity or religeon becos of few ppls greed who misquote religious teachings for their own selfish ends.
for example the Christian religion teaches hardwork and diligence.

Colossians 3:23 NIV
23 Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for human masters,

Proverbs 13:4 NIV
4 A sluggard's appetite is never filled, but the desires of the diligent are fully satisfied.

Proverbs 14:23 NIV
23 All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty.
2 Thessalonians 3:10-12 NIV
10 For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat." 11 We hear that some among you are idle and disruptive. They are not busy; they are busybodies. 12 Such people we command and urge in the Lord Jesus Christ to settle down and earn the food they eat.
Proverbs 12:24 NIV
24 Diligent hands will rule, but laziness ends in forced labor.

1 Corinthians 10:31 NIV
31 So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.

1 Thessalonians 4:11-12 NIV
11 and to make it your ambition to lead a quiet life: You should mind your own business and work with your hands, just as we told you, 12 so that your daily life may win the respect of outsiders and so that you will not be dependent on anybody.





So when ppl misinterpret religious teachings its not the fault of the religeon but ppl.

UNDFTD:
I am in my office mutha 4ucker and you MUST be JOBLESS as well because your response could NOT come any faster, Idiot!

Office ,Abi motor park?

Oko ko

amechispeaks:
How Nigerian Rappers Can Bounce Back In 2023:

Written By Amechi Okoli

We all know that Nigerian rappers are no longer running the show.

Gone are the days when the likes of Ruggedman, 2 Shotz, MI, and Freestyle had the biggest songs on air. Because as we can all see, Afrobeats music has completely taken over the Nigerian music industry.

This is quite strange, because according to Billboard, hip hop is the most popular music genre in the world. So why isn’t it popping anymore in Nigeria?

Whatever the reasons for its decline, here’s how Nigerian rap can bounce back in 2023!

1. Ride The Afrobeats Wave

Once Nigerian rappers can put their pride aside and accept that we are in the Afrobeats era, then they will be more open to exploring the sound.

This is not to say that our rappers should switch to singing. Rather, they should explore some groove-friendly Afrobeats instrumentals and rap over them.

This strategy worked for American rappers when they rode the dancehall and reggaeton wave in the mid-2000s, so why not?

Busta Rhyme’s “Make It Clap” remix with Sean Paul still bangs in clubs today!

2. Feature Afrobeats Singers

Rapping over Afrobeats instrumentals is great, but taking it one step further by featuring Afrobeats singers will produce better sing-along melodies, and of course, greater chances of success among the Nigerian audience.

3. Repackage For The Ladies And The Ballers

American rappers made some money in the 70s and 80s, but it wasn’t until the 90s that they started to rake in millions of Dollars.

Why? Because the ones who were serious about the business side of rap started dressing fly, popping champagne, driving Benzes, and using half-naked models in their videos.

Simply put, a Mase music video was more interesting to watch than a KRS-One music video.

The world is filled with vanity, so who do you think will attract more attention?

4. Improve The Flow

With Nigerian hip hop, the way our rappers deliver is sometimes the problem. They focus too much on bars and they completely forget about the flow, which leaves their songs so bland and unentertaining.

One Nigerian rapper that understands the importance of the flow is Ladipoe. Just listen to his verse on the Mavins all-star track (Overdose). Even the Afrobeats Singers couldn’t outshine him on the song, all thanks to his flow!

5. Target The International Audience

For Nigerian rappers who are not interested in switching their style or sound, then the best thing to do in 2023 is to target the international market.

Underground boom bap rap might not be the biggest thing in America right now, but at least the market still has fans who are willing to pay for that kind of music.

You don’t need a big budget to target them either. Just pay for social media ads and choose your ideal audience.

Well, I hope this helps, and I hope Nigerian hip hop puts a strong foot forward in 2023.

Kindly share this article so that other hip hoppers can read it too.

Follow me on IG @amechi_okoli, and be rest assured that I’ll keep writing for the culture. Peace!

Written By Amechi Okoli

Interesting.