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Sharia police bans DJs and Gala events for weddings in Bauchi state .

Shari'a police bans DJs, gala events, others for weddings in Bauchi State henceforth pic.twitter.com/KLxjZWhSz9

— UNCLE DEJI™️ (@DejiAdesogan) July 18, 2025

This is one of the reasons any freedom loving south west person will oppose introduction of sharia in the southwest

a4turitoroman:
See result lol Even with the miracle centre him use
Government E8, Religion D7

Person wey fail government dey govern a state.

Nigeria is an unreal place.

Spy360:
How possibly that guy walked his way up to becoming a Senator and even Governor?

Political parties are useless honestly

It is simple na.

The guy made money and used his money to buy party ticket normally na. He won election at the house of assembly level, made more money and contested for governor.

One thing I've come to realize is : Nigeria is a place where the best is not possible and the worst never happens !

A40:
The shit and dirtiness of that 3MB water na him go kill you sef not the velocity of your drop

There are videos of people have jumped and survived. It was used for a movie and there was no injury, talk more of death when stunt man jumped to get paid for the movie role.



Make Una no just dey assume or dey use theory argue against practical that has already be done and recorded

GloriousGbola:
I was wondering why he looked old in the Pic

His birthdate is 1972

That would make him 36 when he took waec in 2008

Kindly dodgy because there is gce for people who are beyond secondary school age.

Not sure this is real

People that are beyond secondary school dey register for secondary dey take the normal WAEC steady. All they do is register at a secondary school where they will help them cheat. He's not the first and won't be the last to do it.

Monday just dull naturally; that's why he's scoring D7 in a subject like CRK even when he wrote the exam in a miracle center.

TemporaryHansel:
Real estate in this country is overpriced. Is this house really worth 25m per annum? From the picture I'm seeing, I don't think so.

It's a matter of demand and supply. There's huge demand for real estate in that axis.

FYI, Ikoyi is one of the most expensive places to live in Lagos. Houses there are more expensive than Lekki sef.

Olowunl01:
There is always the rare case, where the landlord choose based on the potential upkeep and maintenance of the property that agreeing to 10% discount wont be out of place, personally I would take this person at 10% drop cos the chances are I would spend less renovating the property at the end of her tenancy.

Also some landlords in these highbrow areas, main concern could be assest as store of wealth, capital appreciation, and not solely focused on rental income. Old money will mostly choose tenant that gives peace of mind over profit margin, happens everywhere, absolutely no harm in the lady trying it might just work.

Why should I agree to grant discount on the asking price for rent because someone promised to take care of the flowers already planted there?


Like look at this thing logically ; she's not making any real offer here other than to sweet talk the property owner to part with the true and fair value of his property.

Theflint1:
I never said I strongly believe it'd happen, just saying it's not impossible...the human factor in negotiations of all kinds can't be written off, even for things people consider luxury purchases.

If she was dealing with the agent directly, I'd say it's impossible, but she's dealing with the landlord, and the things he'd be considering renting his property out won't be same as an agent. [b]For someone that's a proeprty owner in Ikoyi, that 25M fit be nothing for e cash flow, meaning they can be sentimenta[/b]l.

If people who have money treat money like this, they will end up broke like everyone else.

Theflint1:
All the homes in Ikoyi are not evenly priced, and there's sometimes wiggle room in original asking when renting. It's highly unlikely the seller is won over by the letter, but it's not impossible.

I know someone that till today, his rent in a 4-bed duplex around Ikotun is 600K.

Lmao 😂

So because it happened in Ikotun u strongly believe it will happen in Ikoyi bá?

semid4lyfe:
I agree with your general sentiment but on some rare occasions, the landlord may just take a liking to you and give you some concessions like a flexible payment plan.

I got such a concession when I moved into my current place. Landlord agreed for me to pay 80% upfront and pay the balance 3 months into my rent period. Also, gave me a few days jara by allowing my rent to run from 1st February despite moving in mid-January.

....And oh, no be Lagos landlord

I have relatives that also had their rent pegged at the initial price for at least 7 years in this Lagos. But that's definitely not in Ikoyi.

U see the thing about those highbrow areas is the people who own those properties know the value of what exactly they possess. And when I say this, I don't mean maybe the beauty of the house or anything like that, but the commercial viability of their property. If u feel whatever amount tbey are asking for as rent is too much, right there u would see a corporate organization pay the price and convert the house to a commercial premises.

I attached picture of a 25 million naira per annum 2 bedroom at Ikoyi to this post. What I'm clearing Theflint1 is that u won't see a landlord that will forgo let's say 2 million out of the asking price and collect 23 million from u because u write letter say u dey dream of living in the house and u can plant flower.

If we are talking of a property at Igando and u are begging landlord from 800k to 750k, I can agree it is very much possible.

Theflint1:
Well we can't say how much she's offering to pay compared to what it's listed for. Some people don't depend on money they collect for rent for their sustenance, they just want someone that's staying in the house and keeping it maintained...she fit get luck say the owner na that kin person.

I do agree it's a hard ask sha, especially since he could bid his time for responsible tenants that would meet his asking.

Forget ghat talk.

Nobody lets out an Ikoyi property for a chicken change; not even a non profit organization will rent out a landed property at Ikoyi for a price less than it's true market value.

Real life no be nollywood bros.

Theflint1:
She's looking to rent in those Ikoyi dem, just might work...if na your regular lagos Landlord no chance in hell.

Dey play!

Do you know how much the landlord will pay Lagos state government for Land use charge in a very highbrow area like Ikoyi?

Why should the landlord reduce his rental income because she's a good writer and she believes she can plant flowers to beautify the house she will be staying?

https://x.com/mochievous/status/1946301945708224600?s=46

This lady wants to rent a house in Lagos but the asking price for rent is above her budget.

So, she decided to write a letter to the landlord for him consider her price and she promise to be the best tenant he will ever have 🤡🤡🤡

This one no know Lagos landlords at all.

iamoyindamola:
Omo something they happen for this country sha

The guy say he quit, no need to type plenty paragraph when u Wan jump off a sinking ship

Funny resignation letter from a PDP member decamping to APC.

The signature actually long pass body of the letter 😂

This is obviously fake news. No known News media published the news.

There is no such news on punch newspapers website

TemporaryHansel:
Pleased to present your award to you. Congrats.

🤡🤡🤡

Segelanky:
No na……..when waist no be iron…

It is almost impossible to thrust straight for 1hr irrespective of ur stamina

Elder say once u change style at least 3 to 4 times, u should be able to thrust for 1 hour.

If u can't, then na sugar full Ur body!

KingTom:
Na light work sef for people with DE

Person wey get medical condition think say na flex

Segelanky:
Breaks are there for ur health and ur waist

Knocking no be war or work nao…u blow catarrh and round 1 is off


I can’t even thrust straight for 20mins…..my opponent must sha climb or find way loose some strength too

Maybe u should Tell Elder this ; hopefully he will agree with u or he will say na Sugar full ur body too .

Segelanky:
Na u dey misunderstand Bros

1 round end when you blow catarrh…..Blowing involve many things nao…

Nor be knack all tru na

So one round involves u taking multiple breaks that runs into minutes while knacking?

What then is the enjoyment/satisfaction in such type of coitus?

TemporaryHansel:
Men wey pack sugar full body many for here oh.

Maybe u are suffering from Delayed Ejaculatiiion and u don't know Sha.

afrodoc:
So na Sege and TemporaryHansel mislead the lecturer. 😀

afrodoc:
I come dey hear deviate with other talks. 😀

So if Sege enter woman for 5 mins come out and deviate with other talks for 50 mins, to go complete another 5 mins, himself go dey claim 1 hour geng. 😀

Exactly! That's what they mean by going 1 hour on top woman.

Unfortunately, people like the deceased lecturer go think say they mean the 1 hour literally begin mix aphrodisiac and energic drinks together only to kick bucket in the process

afrodoc:
LOL

Which one be relax, chill, talk, bring more talks?

If it is by that then people can last 1 year sef not just 1hr.

They are talking about 1 hr of continuous kpa kpa kpa kpa.

Don't mind Sege.

He still wan dey renovate meaning of one round again.

We all know what one round of boxing is; dem go use blow collobi person head until the person either gets knocked out or finds means to counter before the round ends.

E reach to count wetin be round for knacking, we begin hear u go chill, relax and blow

TemporaryHansel:
Which moniker you been take dey follow the thread, na this one?

I'm sure I never saw you comment on that thread. Abi una just been dey observe on a low.

I have attached one of my posts on the thread speaking to the Uganda fantasy of spending decades on a woman .

TemporaryHansel:
You been dey follow Ashawo thread?

lolz

iamoyindamola:
Those guys are clowns, i just remembered nwachibuzor the guy that hand trouser on nail in brothels

I remember that guy, he's one of the guys that patronizes all those short time brothels. Na Powerd be their oga pata pata ; that guy fit drop sexcapade in the midst of war and total chaos. He no care whether people dey troll themselves or not, he go just write his long story about Oluti Triple towers and the Ashawo's he has missed and he will bounce .

Recently I just remembered that Aro1 that always fantasize about doing it raw and watching it flow out like a boss. I wonder if he still lives that kind of life till date.

iamoyindamola:
How can i forget

Man go look man for eyes like this serve am better lies.

If u try to challenge them or point out how impossible the lamba sounds, dem go say na u dey eat sugar anyhow

iamoyindamola:
The earlier these people realize it's not a do or die affair

Na the urge to bring to reality all those fantasy and Uganda stories they hear from other men Dey kpai some of them .

You remember all those Ugandan stories wey men Dey drop steady for that Ashawo thread that year say dem Dey last 1 hour one round ? Na people wey Dey try act the film in real life Dey find themselves in this kind mess

Dear APC chieftain , It shall not be welll with you and your principal! … 🙏

He died in active Service .

https://www.nairaland.com/8477251/kogi-varsity-lecturer-dies-during

PhD holder wan impress 200Level student for bedmatics he go drink Energy drink , na so he take cross to the great beyond .