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rooftops:
The worst part is that if he was approved, the entourage wey he go carry go crazy gan
If Canada dey hungry you go, why not go at your own convenience.

I just tire o

https://www.nairaland.com/8344467/dss-invades-lagos-assembly-seals

iamoyindamola, e be like say Obasa dey come back o. Looking like it is federal might that will return him as speaker.

Make we still dey observe the situation sha

This should replace Glory Glory Man Utd song

This must be tough for Man Utd players.

"You are nothing special, You lose every week" 😭 pic.twitter.com/r8IfzxdZ08

— POOJA!!! (@PoojaMedia) February 17, 2025

https://www.nairaland.com/8344327/disregard-malicious-allegations-canada-visa

“Furthermore, the participation of the Chief of Defence Staff, Gen. Christopher Musa, would have added mental strength to our troops.

So Ribadu told Canada to go to hell because the Chief of defence staff wanted to join body with Military athletes going for the Invictus Game in Canada and they denied him visa. Na wa o.

Our top men/leaders no get any iota of shame at all. Imagine the nonsense reason they gave for his inclusion into the delegation sef; dem say his presence will add mental strength to our troops like say na war dem wan go fight there. Why can't he go and give the real troops fighting Lakurawa and Boko Haram in Northwest and Northeast respectively that mental strength?

I even thought he was reschedule for a very important official assignment involving other country's top military chiefs and was denied visa ni. So he was denied visa for trying to go waste naija money on estacode for a sporting event and Nuhu Ribadu the NSA dey convulse like say na matter of national emergency. Shior!

liveLongNprospa:
OH really?
So it's not like a decree in religion itself?
Just mainly politics

It's just politics and nothing more. Muslims from different parts of the country have been fasting for years before 1974 when NSCIA was established.

At least my own father was years before Independence in 1960 and from his young age he's been observing the Muslim Ramadan fast. They didn't defer to the Hausas or any Sultan of Sokoto to announce moon sighting before they start or conclude Ramadan. It was after NSCIA was established under the northern dominated military government they made Sultan of Sokoto life President and Sheu of Borno Life Deputy President.

What I don't understand is why the horde of Southern Muslims didn't contest this North-biased arrangement till recently .

Shegzdave:
Nigerian Lecturers na course and you have to find a way to pass it😂

I always tell my friends that once u study a lecturer, u are 50% sure of passing his or her course. The rest is now based on how intelligent and how industrious u are in studying for the course itself.

I apply this same thing to Job interviews. Once I get an interview invite via mail and I have an idea of the people copied in the mail who might be on the interview panel, I always look them up on LinkedIn to see what piques their interests, what is their area of specialization and what can u say at the interview that can make them be on ur side during the interview session. This usually works for me, in fact it worked for my first job after NYSC cos I had already figured out the MD's interest going through his LInkedIn page. When I was done with the interview, I knew I had gotten the job cos I saw how impressed he was on his face. I knew the whole "We will get back to you" was just formality cos he has already chosen me with his countenance which I gauged well.

semid4lyfe:
The effect of the dangote vs NNPC fuel viral video

https://x.com/chude__/status/1891130728521293917/video/1

I don't it's directly as a result of the video. The MRS at Bar Beach, Victoria Island is always witnessing this type of queue on a daily basis even long before they started selling Dangote's PMS. Up till now they still experience the queue such that they block the road for other road users.

The thing is MRS pump seem to be close to accurate compare to other filling stations ; that's why most people always prefer to buy from them even long before Dangote started selling to them. I think it's mostly MRS and Mobil that have their pumps not too tampred with.

iamoyindamola:
He has energy and can play all 3 positions in front
I think he will because he's better than sterling and not afraid of take on
Just that it can be frustrating pairing him and martinelli together 🤣🤣
2 headless chickens

Me I want somebody that actually shoot and score ni ó. I don't want players that can just run and show energy. No be energy we go use to count point o

liveLongNprospa:
I've noticed a string of arguments between Conservative yorubas and Muslim yorubas.

The real issue points to the leadership of the Islam in Nigeria.
And the main question is this, why is the leader of Islam in Nigeria mostly reserved for the sultan?

Why doesn't that post rotate to the south?
I hear the position of deputy can be rotated but not the leader position.

Why?

That's one of the abnormalities that was handed down by the military governments in the past headed majorly by Northerners.

Theflint1:
I don go watch the video again, the lecturer no really get fault...was pretty much a tap TBH. Maybe na the cut I watch, no allow me see where she dey grab the lecturer shirt like thief, or maybe it was something else

The school's decision wasn't overboard at all.

👍

Now u see there's always a danger of people allowing the narrative control what one's view of a situation.

Shegzdave:
Boys will always find a way to cheat the system

A babe I know when writing the final papers wore a sandal that covers her whole leg and inside that sandal is enough exhibit and on her lap but she wore jean that day 😂she complained of heat underneath that day after that paper person wey Dey study peace and conflicts ooo

Nigerian students ehn.... Always inventing new ways to cheat the system 😂. I don't blame them Sha cos some Lecturers too are deliberately wicked in the way they set exams so students will fail

iamoyindamola:
I wanted everton to relegate too
That dyches is a useless boko haram manager🤣🤣
They should just give moyes life contract at this point

U sure say this Tel would've come out good for us? The way he's playing against man utd lásán. He's shooting like he's doesn't have leg at all. E come be like Havertz Sabi shoot pass him. 🤦‍♂️

GloriousGbola:
At least her name and her video are out in the open.

Any guy who wants to go for it knows the chick is cray from the get go.

She will definitely see her own type. Shebi na so that Kene forex guy dey threaten to lock people up because they called his wife community pusssy (which she actually is going by her past tweets on the app).

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Initially, I thought so. Maybe as prikkk don enter, respect no dey.

Instead of her fans to be more concerned about how someone that young is running mad over something little, dem dey pass blame up and down.

Life is more brutal than a shove. I wonder how she would handle it, with that much anger.[/color]

The kind anger she's walking around with will turn to big societal problem in the future

Ellexy:
Alejandro Garnacho has the worst big chance conversion rate of players to have at least 10 big chances in the Premier League this season (2/14 - 14.3%).

To think Chelsea wanted to sign him when gbey still had Jackson on their books. Airmark for just get hypertension 😂

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Initially, I thought he must have been knacking her, because I didn't believe a human being would exist with that kind of anger.

And as Otem would have it, the man has never seen or met her before [/color]

I also thought there was history between them other than what we saw in the video. I was livid finding out that the man wasn't sleeping with her and she acted that way. Omo!

Theflint1:
The girl's case is one of when in Rome, act like the Roman's.

If that lecturer was in saner climes, I doubt he'd shove a student (however light), the way he shoved the girl. And members of university disciplinary panels are no more incompetent or biased than your average group of Nigerian's in positions of authority. It also doesn't help that the girl in question overreacted, and the court of public opinion expected and demanded she be expelled...slam dunk situation for the school authorities.

However I do think the girl's situation presented an opportunity for the school to show some tact in the handling of issues (maybe a year's suspension + counselling)...something that isn't them throwing the baby out with the bathwater. The girl's crime was having a rude mouth, and being involved with a scuffle with a lecturer...I don't think her life should get derailed in this manner because of that.

The lecturer wasn't without his faults, he could have handled things better, but we've been conditioned to expect highhandedness from lecturers so we're inclined to think of his role in the fracas as nothing.

I don't agree with u one bit. All I saw is a student who slapped and bit her lecturer in response to "alleged" touch by the lecturer. Such students have no place in the university system and deserves to be expelled and not suspended.

People like that lady are ticking time bomb waiting to blow. Maybe u have forgotten about the case of Maryam Sanda who stabbed her husband to death in Abuja following an argument. Please read up on the case and see how Maryam sanda displayed this lady's kinda anger all through the night even in the presence of the husband's friend before she eventually stabbed him to death after the husband's friend left.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/374594-how-maryam-sanda-was-convicted-sentenced-to-death-for-killing-husband.html?tztc=1

Make Una no dey excuse bad behavior that needs to be checked before it turns to a big societal problem o

See wearing GBAnercho lose 😲

As usual , dem don knack man utd 1-0 😂

iamoyindamola:
You can't expect something from games like this
Looking at villa and city games

Exactly ! Wolves na yeye team normally and I hope they relegate this time around ; they’ve stayed too long in the league doing rubbish without improving . They are always flirting with relegation for most of the league period but somehow Always find a way to stay afloat when the season ends .

Everton is another team I wanted to relegate but they’ve been wise enough to bring Moyes back who seem to be performing miracle for them

Shegzdave:
Someone that could miss a goal like he did against City has every tendency to miss that

iamoyindamola:
200% rate he will miss it
He got something like that against wolves, when he could just chest and shoot but he headed instead
He was very free without pressure

Aswear ! That city goal he missed was even more easier than what Merino scored as the second goal . That guy just Dey lucky say he Dey always get second chance to see one goal or do one assist that will make it seem like he didn’t have a bad game.

I saw his post on hospital bed after his surgery and I come Dey pity am sha. I wish him speedy recovery . I just wish we signed at least one striker this past transfer window

GloriousGbola:
the girl has serious anger management issues and it is likely that wherever she goes , they will come up.

this reminds of that dave chapelle commentary on jesse smollet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124

as far as i can tell, no one has come out to say the girl is not like that - no one has come out to vouch for her character

which can be inferred to mean they all know how the babe dey be, and they are doing the only thing they can - defending her with their silence

Exactly , nobody is saying she didn’t do that shiit, not her parents , not her friends , not her course mates , not her church members , not her bf or ex bf ; except for few Nigerians online who have bias against Nigerian lecturers . So most people who have had bitter experience with Nigerian lecturers in the past are saying the lecturer must be at fault by fire by force

semid4lyfe:
Update on Expelled UNIZIK student

Linda Ikeji just posted a new video of the UNIZIK student and Lecturer which appears to show the lecturer grabbing the bodice of the student's dress with the student struggling valiantly to free herself.

The person who shared the video also claims UNIZIK is calling her parents and asking her to do a video apology and they'll take her back.

Make una watch.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DGIgbTYtKr6/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

I watched the video already and one can infer that the lecturer apparently held to her cloth to prevent her from bolting away after assaulting him.

This video does not in anyway absolve the lady of her unruly behavior and she deserves the expulsion over and over again .

The so called lady that shared the video must have think the panel that investigated the matter was dumb and wouldn’t have seen this same video before arriving at the decision of expelling her . Definitely the panel will comprise of both academic and non academic members of the university governing body who will be mostly parents themselves . The fact that they unanimously believe her parents failed to train her the right way to act around an academic like her mother is testament that she deserves what she got.

Let this Good Samaritan take her abroad where she can be slapping and bitting her lecturers without any recourse to the school rules na.

Shegzdave:
Some people get mind, same ‘I can’t be caught’ mindset every thief has

This is one thing I’ve never engaged in while in school cause what’s the end gain if I’m caught, 4-5 years will just go into the thin air like that

Some students have strong mind o. Some of my coursemates devised a means of cheating when we got to 300level and we were doing majorly departmental courses and just maybe one or two non departmental course . They knew that was the time to build ur CGPA and recover what u must have lost in 100 and 200 levels due to so many borrowed courses .

I don’t know exactly who came up with the idea but a handful of them who had very strong mind used this cheating format from 300l 1st semester to 400l second semester without copping any carryover or getting caught .

They would get this fancy biro with paper calender inner , write possible exam answers on the calender inner part of the biro and draw it back in making the biro look like a normal biro to unsuspecting invigilators.(see attached for an example of such biros).

For some courses they may need as much as 10 of those biros to accompany them into the exam hall cos some examiners will just ask u a small case study question and u will be required to explain that particular concept , its qualities/characteristics , advantages and disadvantages, instances where it is applicable , exceptions to its rules etc .U know such will require u to write as much as 2 and half pages as answer for u to get 15 or 20 marks .

During an exam in 400l an external invigilator nearly caught one of our course mates who pulled out the inner calendar and was steadily writing answers he had previously written there on to his answer booklet. The lecturer saw him from afar and asked him to stand up like that thinking he had caught him writing answers from an expo on him. By the time the lecturer got to him , he searched his pocket, surroundings and found nothing . Unknown to the lecturer the student had released the pull on the biro back inside and dropped the biro on the floor before the lecturer got to the student. The lecturer wan craze when he didn’t see any expo on the guy. At some point he was doubting his sanity cos he was damn sure he saw him writing from a paper . When the lecturer was exhausted , he asked the guy to sit and continue his work and even told him to sha pick up his biro that fell . 😂. The man never knew the biro itself was the expo. That was the closest shave those guys were to being caught .

After our final paper when we went to celebrate and drink at a lounge , I heard them doing vote of thanks and one weyrey said he dedicate his B.Sc to the manufacturers of that biro 😂😂😂😂. Craze people dey this world abeg!

Another student successfully makes it to the expulsion list . Awo lo! 🙅‍♂️

Omoh, this is just too much. See the moment a student was caught engaging in exam malpractice 😭 pic.twitter.com/ConjXQqog7

— TENIOLA (@Teeniiola) February 16, 2025

I sincerely hope I’m not the only fan who thinks Harvetz could’ve missed that Merino’s second goal. 🤷‍♂️

Shegzdave:
The only problem I’ve there is the “must’ve completed NYSC”

Try to apply first, if they give u option to proceed without uploading NYSC discharge certificate then it means u can see through the process before end of Ur service year

raumdeuter:
Young graduates try reason am

https://apps.ng.kpmg.com/careers/recruitment/gt-program.html

I don't know what type of questions they ask in aptitude tests these days. I wrote KPMG test over 20yrs ago

BlueRayDick any ideas how to prepare for the test

The KPMG test I wrote back then was a paper and pencil test and not CBT. The questions were basically focused on data sufficency, numerical analysis, ratio and proportion, sentence correction, analogy, current affairs and comprehension passage.

It's passable once the person is familiar with GMAT, knows little of current affairs and can read and understand comprehension passage.

It's not a big deal Sha. It's the assessment center and the different levels of interview that follows the candidates should worry more about.

semid4lyfe:
I have read that NNPC statement.

NNPC is basically saying that the NNPC fuel used in that longevity test obtained from a NNPC retail station was supplied by Dangote Refinery.

So in essence, the longevity test conducted by that guy was basically Dangote Fuel vs Dangote Fuel, and not NNPC fuel.

This begs the question, if the fuel was sourced from Dangote Refinery. why is NNPC retailing it more expensive than MRS and Ardova?

Anyways, I like this kind of competition. Long may it continue and benefit us ultimately.

I already mentioned it here before that the whole whitish colored PMS Dangote was showing on TV only starts and end on the TV. I've never come across the white colored PMS till date even though I buy from MRS and Ardova that ratail his products.

Anyways the competition is best for the consumers Sha cos with monopoly the price would've remained static

odizeey:
E go be conspiracy theroy

Lmao

semid4lyfe:
Someone finally did a longevity comparison of Dangote and NNPC fuel.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGEws60K5OC/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

Might be paid PR by Dangote but his fuel ran for much longer.

Make una watch.

NNPC has threatened to sue anybody doing this kind of paid PR that portrays their PMS being of lower quality going forward.

https://x.com/nnpclimited/status/1890714369786282447?s=46

Personally I believe the video is a paid PR because I buy fuel form both NNPC and Ardova Petroleum that sells Dangote PMS. I don't see any difference in the longevity in PMS gotten from the two different sources. Either inside generator or inside car, the PMS from both sources burn the same way.

All we are seeing is fierce competition between the two major competitors and innocent/ignorant consumers are willingly making themselves pawn in the game

iamoyindamola:
Tomorrow the aquatic one will call merino striker like oyarzabal

😂😂