Mood11:
Whatever their story is, never let them move into your house. That is a lesson I learnt the very hard way

Learnt the very hard way....

And worst is that you'll still take care of the person and yourself....

AdeOri99:

Whatever

What's the name of the second game

NaijaSatanlst:
Don't worry, we are just getting started.
One man is down and many more will follow.
Our mission here must be completed
Will you be next to leave this scam called religion?

All we have to do is plant a seed of doubt in your mind, water the seed and watch it germinate

On Friday many more will be lost.

zedegit:
I have had the misfortune of seeing ladies (sister in law) that cook terrible meals.
Some don't know how to make eba as they pour water into the dry garri and dish out the nonsense with garri seen that hot water didn't touch littered on it. This makes the eba hard. To cook soup is a problem; in fact I am looking for how to sanitize my stomach.

How then can a brother meet a lady that cooks well before saying I do since Christianity frowns at cohabitation. Should I change location in search of a good wife?

Why don't you teach them

Since you don't like their style...

Plus5:
An envoy of ECOWAS, Hamidou Boly, has been declared persona-non-grata by the Malian Junta. A very good move I must admit.
The silly envoy had been pushing France's agenda, rather than follow the Ecowas agenda. This goes to show how francophone africans are slaves to France. Regardless of their office, they would do France's bidding. On several occasions, the shameless ECOWAS envoy had been warned when pushing France's agenda.
It is a shame that France would go to any length to remain in Mali, just to loot Mali's resources.
The recent visit of UN security council to pressure the Malian Junta was at the instance of France. Shame. UN must not be used by France to perpetuate its neo-colonial interests in Africa. France feels too entitled in Mali, which is wrong. France doesn't own Mali.
The Malian people in their millions have repeatedly protested against France; yet France would not go in dignity. The Malian govt don't want France, yet the French wouldn't leave in dignity. The PM has accused France military of trainning terrorists, yet the French would not go. How low would France sink. How shameless and useless could a country be, to continue clinging to smaller nations.
France must leave Mali alone. France does not own Mali. France must stop threatening Malian Junta with death. The French are not wanted there, France must GO. The Malian Junta must stand firm and completely expel the French. That is what they must do.

A good move ...

But shey na Africa

The French will still use one of them in the junta to return.

Timekeeper:


Balls shrink but penis is active and not worn out like ladies pussy worns out.

Now u get the scope

Lmaooo

Una wey no fit last 2 minutes

Timekeeper:


Guys doesn't matter unlike you ladies..... When u guys fvck too much, ur boobs sags, ur puxxy becomes borehole, ur body changes but for a man, all is standby

Lmao

That's what you think...
You don't that's why your balls shrink like nonsense.

Kollyman:
Hello Gurus in the House, I need your candid advise and guidance on this matter.

I bought over 12,000 Dotdown coin for about 13USDT on 08 Sept. 2021, I was waiting for it to appreciate but it was going down do I left it there believing it would appreciate one day.

It went as low as 5USDT so I felt it would be a loss for me to sell it, so I left it. Binance sent me a message sometimes ago to redeem my mergin coins but I don't see the reason for it. At least it can go as down as 0.00000012, but my units will still remain.

I checked recently and I discovered that all my 12,000 plus coins has been reduced to 0.1295 and when I checked the price, I realised that the price has risen above 10USDT. Mind you, this is not the first time I left marginal coins for a long time , my quantity remains the same but the value was the one fluctuating.

Mind you, I knew about the daily percentage charges but I don't expect my over 12,000 units to be reduced to less than 1 unit in about a week.

I think there is a fraud somewhere.

How do you think I can address this and obtain justice.

Seun Lalasticlala I need your help for this to get to the front page.

Are you sure the coin didn't do a merging or burn some of it's tokens?....

Cos sometimes it happens so that the coin*'s value increases better....


Modified @op exactly what I told you. There's no fraud anywhere.
You didn't follow the news.

Holumhidey:
Leave them let them continue deceiving themselves

Nairaland girls are the worse
There are many of them here with hundreds of body counts
Lemme nor mention name before they say i hate ishilove

Same with you guys that sleep with every girl...

Everytime you guys only show concern over a woman's body count but forget to tell yourselves to keep your tiny d*icks one place

Lilsameey:
,...Lmaoooo,...I hope your palms are healed now. Human are becoming dangerous day by day, the innocents turn devilish within seconds.

Yeah they're healed...

Sometimes its necessary to enforce some boundaries that way people will be cautious when dealing with you.

Lilsameey:
Op, your head dey there, I tested a friend recently, I did as if I was extremely broke, he has accomodation problem so he was in my place, I told him I had only 1k with me, We used it as feeding that night, did you believe this guy went out the next morning and did no even contact me till evening not until night when he called that he was at someone's place, he ate this in the morning, another stuff in the afternoon and another stuff in the night, Lmao, he never came back to my place again and did not bother to contact me again, I was just happy because I cannot house and start feeding you as well, you no be cripple nah. They only be one your friend to share what you have at that time, moment it is finished, They are gone like fighter jets.

Omor...
I've learnt my lesson....
I can't take care of anyone in my house...
The last time I tried it, fire burnt my palms.

Bluntguy:

Her partner na Yoruba o.

Yoruba Amaka.

Nice combo

NaijaSatanlst:



Lmao, the one gateway to Atheism is reading the Bible yourself

Read the bible with nursery School quantitative reasoning and you'll see atheism

NaijaSatanlst:


What amount of faith is required to make the lame to walk?

He wrote "hallucinatory" faith.

NaijaSatanlst:

Lmao. Na film trick na
Funny how God can perform all sorts of miracles except healing an amputee

God can heal the blind.
God can make the lame to walk.
God can send ask his angels to send money into your bank account
God can change your genotype and HIV status
But god cannot heal an amputee, why?


Because it's much easier to fake an HIV status report than to fake an amputee's leg being restored

I'm still waiting for one comedian to perform it.

Richywiz:
Nairaland has become a one gender forum because it isn't forgiving and welcoming to ladies.

Most of you men are just suffering from low self esteem and u feel insulting ladies is the only way to show u are in charge.

U may not agree with a lady's fancies but that shouldn't give u the right to insult her, please learn to respect us as much as we do to u, Sometimes u see someone shouting "all girls are useless" and people just hail him.

Seriously?

Like!!

They keep opening threads bashing ladies like mentally deranged people.

siofra:
My dear, me sef I noticed men wear their boxers without washing them often. I had a neighbour who admitted he only washed his boxers two times a month but he wore them every single day. It's a sad thing.

But he'll come to nairaland to claim neatness

TeamLeader:
The Bible
Think and Grow Rich - Napoleon Hill
There is a place called tomorrow - Habu Dawaki
Power of Self Discipline (No Excuse) - Brian Tracy
Dream Achiever

These books transmogrified my life

New word learnt

Ayotimi222:
Noted. thanks sir

You're welcome ma!

Don't give up.
Work on your mentality...keep it positive.
Find someone you can trust talk to the person.
Set your mind free from those negative thoughts.
Learn new things.
Practice what you've learnt.
If you fail, rise up and try again.
Keep trying.
Keep learning and practicing.

Hismasterpiece:


The truth remains the truth

Which truth....
When we try to you help you guys, we get threatened with hell fire and all sorts of nonsense.

He who will have sense will have sense.

Op are you thinking of moving to Athiesm.

iLegendd:


Hmm. Since garlic doesn't kill, I'll try this. Thanks.

You're welcome.

First time taking it, I was scared.
It isn't like ginger that smells.

NaijaSatanlst:
People like, jesusjnr2020 and Dtruthspeaker be like:


This Is what happens when you take religion too seriously

iLegendd:
Greetings, wise ones.

I have a small issue and anyone with a solution can help out. Thank you.

I love sleeping under the AC and for many years now, I have no issues with it.

Some months ago, I just noticed my left or right nose is blocked when I wake in the morning. Before 12 PM, it will clear and I'll breathe fine.

I remembered a guy who usually brings down his AC to clean every 5 months or thereabout. I didn't know why he does it, but I decided to clean mine and I found humongous dirt upon dirt inside. I spent an hour cleaning it, then fixed it back.

The next morning, I woke and my nose didn't block. The next day, it didn't, but from the third day, it started again.

This particular room, I don't ever turn the AC off since there is constant free light here. When I sleep in the second room with the AC turned off, I never experience this blockage.

This is becoming an issue for me since I prefer sleeping in a room with AC to avoid all these heartless mosquitoes that magically appear from nowhere.

What is the cause of this and is there a remedy for it?

Though, the AC is always at 18 degree since the remote box stopped working. I can't reduce it and I have been using it like that for years and everything has been fine and I'm used to that temperature without issues.

This new reaction is what I don't understand. Any help?

Pound garlic and mix with hot water...allow to cool a little.
Sieve the water into a cup and drink (most preferably at night cos you gonna urinate alot).
Once or twice a week monthly will help.

ajumma:
This criminal lesbian ..come to Nigeria & see yourself in handcuff .fugitive like you

Are you her lesbian partner?

Jochabed:
Let's be honest what has Fornication and Adultery added to our world? In our bid to be happy and free( Happiness is free) we are fast loosing our morals.
*Men sleeping with everything and anything likewise women.
* We now have sex with animals
* Incest is in the increase.
* Masturbation is now a norm.
Do we still fear God? Like, think about this, is God happy with our activities? When you correct people this days they tell you " Don't judge, Nobody holy" Where are we headed pls?

Older generation did all these stuffs only that there was no social media to show it

JuanJO:
why person wey die go hold dat book very strong

Dead soldiers still hold their guns very tight....

NaijaSatanlst:

Yes the devil has gotten him and He will get you someday

How sure are you his majesty hasn't gotten her....

People criticize people publicly for things they do in secret.

Brock1:
Is this a good tongue or it's as a result of an health issues?

Looks like scalloped tongue

Prayfortheworld:
All those new generation kids that won't just calm down and figure out what they want to do, i don't blame them i blame the new trend (yahoo)

You never figure out wetin you wan do you dey talk about 1milion

Figure out what you want to do and start from there.

You that is old generation I hope you've figured out what you want.