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Education / Re: I’m Ripped Of My Life Savings Please Help! Me by Bluewitch(f): 10:10am On Dec 11, 2021
Pastorjohn2:

Cast a spell?
So you're a satanic worshiper, the pity I had for you is gone.
The wicked punishing the wicked.


You're a useless pastor

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Education / Re: After 5 Years Studying Agricultural Economics, I OFFICIALLY Signed Out Today!! by Bluewitch(f): 2:31pm On Dec 10, 2021
iamGholdaniel:
It wasn’t easy, I never wanted to study agriculture.
But I had no other choice than to study it.

With time I got used to the system, I fell in love with Agric.
I learnt some many things, both in practical and theoretical aspect.

Agric should never be underestimated, it is a nice course I confirmed it... imagine offering basic mathematics, Econometrics, Statistics and other mathematical related courses!!


But thank God I Ogah Nkem daniel made it, and this is the end of an ERA in Ebonyi state university

Cc: Olawalebabs fynestboi


Saw you when I came to AI
Family / Re: I Hit My Husband By Mistake by Bluewitch(f): 4:27am On Dec 10, 2021
advanceDNA:



He’s just feeling less than a man after you hit him...he can’t tell anybody becos of shame...he ddnt see the slap coming.....he knows he has been pushing you naaa..

Initiate a one on one with him... cook his best food and apologize to him that it won’t happen again.

Express your feelings that he has been abusing u emotionally... and your are not happy...



Good one ..

Didn't they marry each other?

Let them sort it out during the meal ...and forgive each other.... let the two parties have sense and peace.....
Family / Re: I Hit My Husband By Mistake by Bluewitch(f): 4:25am On Dec 10, 2021
sthar:
My husband and I have not had the best relationship. The past two years has been really tough for us, we've had to struggle to make this marriage work. Although we have two kids, My husband talks down on me all the time.

He calls me an ordinary female, a useless creation and believes he owns me. He believes women should not have a freewill and are properties to their husbands. He calls himself my Alpha and omega. I sometimes wish he would hit Me rather than say all sorts to me.
Last week he started as usual. He called me names and Went on to talk about how he would teach me a lesson someday. I really don't know what came over me. I slapped him.

I s.wear it wasn't intentional, I didn't mean to hit him. I thought he would hit me back but he did not. It's been a whole week and he acts like nothing happened. He goes about playing with the kids , he greets me and makes sure we have food to eat too , but it is so unlike him.


My husband always reports to my parents. He tells them everything I do wrong and they always end up calling a meeting. But this time he's silent , he doesn't want sex too which Is so unlike him. I don't know what to do , I feel like he's planning to hurt me really big. I want to call my parents but everyone would blame me. How do I tell the world I slapped my husband?

In as much I hate violence, but sis it's seems you've reset his brain...congrats...
Education / Re: These Photos Will Make You Question Your Existence by Bluewitch(f): 8:57pm On Dec 09, 2021
Crystyano:
Bluewitch!!!!


You have to let me know how crypto currency works!!!!


It's urgently necessary.....



You have to start now.......


Damn it!!!!

I don't teach directly....it's not easy...

And it's paid....

I can link you to a friend
Religion / Re: Sex Outside Marriage Is 'not The Most Serious Sin' -pope Francis by Bluewitch(f): 8:55pm On Dec 09, 2021
Mariangeles:
End time pope!


Yen yen
Cos it's not one of your pastors
Religion / Re: Kanye West Replaces Every Mention Of God In 'book Of Yeezus' Bible by Bluewitch(f): 7:14pm On Dec 09, 2021
Sayelabola:


I wonder what his problems are. He is such a demon in human flesh!



Shuuu....

cheesy
In the future he shall be worshipped and the Christian God will fade
Family / Re: Dealing With Alpha Female - Marriage by Bluewitch(f): 6:38pm On Dec 08, 2021
Hnnnmmm
Crime / Re: Her Dad Is A Paedophile,can I Teach Him A Lesson With His Daughter? by Bluewitch(f): 2:15pm On Dec 04, 2021
xpressionx:
Hello guys.
Some thoughts has occupied my mind lately.
There is this man that stays in the USA but has a house and family in my former neighbourhood.

Whenever this man comes back to Nigeria, his stock in trade is to sleep with under age girls in hotels.
When I say under age,I mean girls less than 15years.
He knows he can't do this(paedophilia)and go scot-free in the US.

He has a daughter in her early 20's that doesn't greet anyone in the neighbourhood.
I am sure she sees what the father does anytime he's around.
Since the man is not close for sometime now,can I get the girl to fall in love with me,get her pregnant and abandon her to spite her father?
This thoughts has occupied my mind for sometime now.

I need your inputs on this.

Mynd44
Lalasticlala
kindly move to front page lemme get opinions on this before I take action.



Why should the girl suffer her father's action undecided

You sure say you get sense

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Health / Re: Addicts Now Smoking Energy Saving Bulbs To Get High; See How by Bluewitch(f): 10:49pm On Dec 03, 2021
Simdyofficial:
I don't care If I get banned. But op. You are a very foolish tribalist. I stopped reading when I read '' especially the south eastern rubbish''.

Guess you just came out from someone's toilet after doing as usual to the toilet hole.

Who takes drugs more than the north. Bastard who trek from north to south high on tramadol ( they don't have money for this one again self), or gum shocked

Fvcking one Nigeria cow.. Police bullet go soon jam u. Continue your hate


Leave the useless fool....
His mates are making money but he's here looking for how to show useless bigotry

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Romance / Re: I Toasted A Girl And She Sent This To Me! by Bluewitch(f): 12:02am On Dec 02, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


I acted as a poor nigga and she wanted to get me off of her back by sending this list to me.

She doesn't know I am a young millionaire.

Your hand like a lady's own
Family / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House by Bluewitch(f): 9:14pm On Dec 01, 2021
chatinent:
Feel at home hanty carry my singlet use clean makeup.


shocked

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 15-Year-Old Student Opened Fire In U.S. School, Killing 3 And Injuring 8 (Pics) by Bluewitch(f): 10:50am On Dec 01, 2021
Candidlady:
¤kabiru please pass me that chair and bring your lighter with you thanks¤

abortion of male kid should be legal while abortion of female kid should be illegal

What're you saying undecided

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Investment / Re: Lizzy Crypto Community (LCC) by Bluewitch(f): 11:00am On Nov 30, 2021
Cryptobits:
Like I will always say "Learn before you earn" else you will lose money.

There is enough materials on the internet, go on YouTube and Google to equiped yourself.

Here are the few things you need to work on to help you succeed in this Crypto space.

-Risk management
-Portfolio diversity
-Greed
-Fear of missing out (Fomo)
-Hope

Risk Mgt; Crypto is full of risk and just as you can make $500 off $50 investment you can as well lose the $50, so do proper research before buying into any project and do not go in all with your money, let's say you have $500 you can be buying each with $100 don't go in all.

Portfolio diversity; Take this very importantly, we have different ecosystem like the NFTs, DeFi, Metaverse, Gamefi,
Memes, Polkadot, Oracles, Solona, Fantom. etc. Try to buy at one project from each ecosystem and don't really solely on one.

Greed: Always have a set target on any project you ape in, let's say I bought a project with $100 and my target is 50% so once I get the 50% or let's say 40% I will simply take profit and move onto the next, Greed will ruin you in this space. Be contented.

FOMO; Never jump into a coin that is already pumping, else you will get burnt, Never buy a coin at its all time high (ATH) any coin that pumps must certainly retrace, so wait for the retrace before buying. FOMOing will ruin you.

Hope: You don't hope in Crypto, rather you work with your FA and TA. If you're holding onto a coin in loss. Go and make research on the website to know what's happening and if you're not satisfied with your research then simply sell in loss and move on. If you keep hoping you will keep losing. Your FA and TA should give you confidence to hold on or to sell and take your loss.

Lastly always take profit.


Always take profit is quintessential no matter how good you're....

Fomo pays cheesy
And can also take away everything you've earned
...
Bad trades pay and good trades bring losses

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Investment / Re: Lizzy Crypto Community (LCC) by Bluewitch(f): 10:57am On Nov 30, 2021
Cryptobits:
Guys, I read some comments on the crypto thread

Well, for me it tells the following:
- 88% of traders don't understand what risk and money management is on that thread
- 78% of traders didn't face the bearish market, which can take years
- 98% of traders have no clear step-by-step plan what to do with these positions if the price moves against them, moves sideways, moves in their direction
- 58% of traders probably manage just several thousand of $ because trading like that with hundreds of thousands $ is a crazy idea!
- 68% of traders are very close to the gambling approach than trading.

48% of traders... it is not the majority. But it is a lot anyway. It is a good number of traders who will fail at trading. It is a question of time!

Let me give you an advice... of course, you can ignore it! If playing with money is your real goal - it is 100% your business. I don't care!

My advice is for those who want to succeed as a trader, and they just started their journey...

Invest your time, money, and efforts into getting the right knowledge and experience! It is the basis of success in any business!

All the best!

#trading #tips #crypto


Bearish season determines how good a trader is... In the bull season anyone can get rich....

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Romance / Re: I Am A 35-Year-Old Single Guy. I Want To Build Small Estate Before Marriage by Bluewitch(f): 9:36pm On Nov 28, 2021
chatinent:
Five years remaining to reach one beautiful adage.

cheesy cheesy
Werey

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Religion / Re: Atheists In Portharcourt Let's Link Up. by Bluewitch(f): 6:53pm On Nov 28, 2021
TheSourcerer:
how'd you know I was in pH?


shocked shocked shocked

My Oracle told me
Religion / Re: Atheists In Portharcourt Let's Link Up. by Bluewitch(f): 5:28pm On Nov 28, 2021
KINGJAJA888:
Am I the Only woke Person with a functioning brain in Port Harcourt city that has not been brainwashed by these Conmen?

Abeg Atheists in PortHarcourt let's link Up. Form a Whatsapp group or something where we can help each other. What's your Suggestion?


TheSourcerer
Education / Re: 300 Level UNN Law Student Scams Lecturer Over N120million by Bluewitch(f): 8:58am On Nov 27, 2021
Iyaebe:
Let someone come and tell me those crypto boys are not fraudsters let me see.Not only bitcoin its dickcoin.It's only whites that are doing genuine bitcoin whatever,Nigeria version is fraudsters. All those boys with Dada hair are the ones carrying this yahoo disguised bitcoin on their head,show me any decent Nigerian man that's into bitcoin, I'm waiting please?


I'm a lady I do bitcoin and I don't scam ....
If you've got nothin reasonable to say you shit up ....
Not everyone is a fraudster like you.

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Religion / Re: Nigeria’s Growing Atheist Community by Bluewitch(f): 8:55am On Nov 27, 2021
hopefulLandlord:
I'm an atheist and I've had a couple of life-threatening situations but never for once have I cried to a Jewish god to interfere

grin

For me shouting Jesus is just like calling an exclamation mark when you shout in reality....

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Politics / Re: What Could be the Reason for the Igbo Mass Aquaphobia (Fear Of Water) by Bluewitch(f): 9:48am On Nov 24, 2021
Brimstone77:
..

I won't near any river or water body that will pass my waist..

I still have a lot of things to achieve on Earth
..


grin cheesy
Health / Re: Stretch Marks On My Breast by Bluewitch(f): 7:59am On Nov 24, 2021
Loreettaa:
So I've been having stretchmarks on my boobs, faint lines, that sometimes fade off. I'm fair skinned and when it shows, I fear other people can see it too.
What causes it?


It's normal undecided

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Romance / Re: I Want To Test Your Brains Explain This Photo by Bluewitch(f): 3:02pm On Nov 23, 2021
Daytrader1:


Indices to be precise

Forex

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Romance / Re: I Want To Test Your Brains Explain This Photo by Bluewitch(f): 5:53pm On Nov 22, 2021
Daytrader1:
Our reality is only but an illusion and only those that created the system profits from it

You trade futures?
Education / Re: Powerful pictures of hope by Bluewitch(f): 11:44am On Nov 22, 2021
TheSourcerer:
Blazinraj01,bluewitch , peacefull Fox97, hope you both have a great day. smiley

cheesy

Hopefully
You too

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Education / Re: Powerful pictures of hope by Bluewitch(f): 11:44am On Nov 22, 2021
TheSourcerer:
Blazinraj01,bluewitch , peacefull Fox97, hope you both have a great day. smiley

cheesy

Sure I did...
Wbu
Religion / Re: Catholics Are Not God's Children And Will Burn In Hell. by Bluewitch(f): 5:10pm On Nov 21, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Let this be known Catholicism is not recognized by God nor christ, Mary is nothing else but the mother of jesus, A pathway for him into this world apart from that she is nobody and nothing but a vessel.
Worshiping her is satanic and no different from idol worshipping.

Pls forward this to fp to educate the people that have being misled towards this wayward practice.


Pentecostals will also burn in hell grin cheesy

Allah is the real god

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Didn’t Attend University, Secure Degree – Whitemoney by Bluewitch(f): 3:24pm On Nov 19, 2021
TheSourcerer:
alright blessed be ,witchling smiley

kiss

Sorry but that's just me
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Didn’t Attend University, Secure Degree – Whitemoney by Bluewitch(f): 3:21pm On Nov 19, 2021
TheSourcerer:
so email then?
Darnleypedro22@gmail.com

cheesy


Nairaland is cool....
Let's keep it here
Business / Re: I Just Saved A Bank Cashier From Premium Tears by Bluewitch(f): 2:50pm On Nov 19, 2021
22o62021:
I went to the bank to deposit money this morning, I was having 14,100 to deposit into my account. I mistakenly wrote 40,100 on the deposit slip. I gave him 14,100 with the deposit slip, He went ahead to credit me 40,100 written on the deposit slip.

I was already in the office when I saw an alert of 40,100 credited into my account. I stood for some seconds to think, it was then I realized that I wrote 40,100 on the deposit slip. The bank is just two houses away from my office, after like 30 minutes, I went to meet him to explain to him about the error, it was then that he cross checked and saw the error. .He just looked straight into my eyes and said Bros thank you oo, he was just repeating it. He then gave me a withdrawal slip to fill in 26,000 and I did He got his money back.

I can’t imagine the money all these cashiers go dey loose from these kind of mistakes.


Be good to people..
It pays

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Romance / Re: Has This Ever Happened To You Before? I Was Disappointed As Of Yesterday Lol by Bluewitch(f): 2:46pm On Nov 19, 2021
chatinent:
Ok.


GTBank dey even try.

Have you heard of FCMB before?


Lmao

Probably never used zenith bank

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