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Politics / Re: Governor Dankwambo Bags PhD In Accountancy by BluMalam(m): 4:38pm On Nov 23, 2013
LWKMD see haters that don't want to associate Northerners with Excellence tongue
Politics / Re: SSS Parades Boko-Haram Suspects Including A University Lecturer by BluMalam(m): 11:37pm On Nov 20, 2013
alnaijiri: The misguided terrorists may have their days numbered, but Islam's best days are still ahead.

There is no such thing as the "Middle Belt". In Nigeria, there's only North and South. Coming up with the new concept of a "Middle Belt" is just a ploy to divide the North into more manageable chunks for the Xian South to dominate and absorb.

All the land North of the Niger and Benue Rivers are the inviolable territories of the Muslim North.

You are a f_cking i.diot wawa kawai. What do you mean muslim north? You think every northerner is a muslim? What do you benefit from killing and destruction? Outta here you terrorist prikk!

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Events / Re: Mahmud, Son Of Sani Abacha Weds In Style! by BluMalam(m): 7:13pm On Nov 18, 2013
[size=16pt] #blessed to be fulani joor...dang!

He cleaned up before the white wedding
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Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by BluMalam(m): 1:46am On Nov 15, 2013
latecomer

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Policeman Smoking Marijuana In Public by BluMalam(m): 12:58am On Nov 15, 2013
lekkie073:
DAT thing too big to be SK. and ifna SK DAT man I see won't use his cash to buy such quantity of SK to smoke in a single wrap.

GBAM! Most people here obviously just throwing the word around knowing nothing about it. Dat is 'comhash'...if he had that much SK, he'd roll at least 2-3 spliffs
Travel / Re: My Detailed Trip From Lagos To Uk With Pixxx by BluMalam(m): 12:35am On Nov 15, 2013
Jealousy is a female trait. No need to feel inferior, it will be your turn someday. tongue tongue

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by BluMalam(m): 12:12am On Nov 13, 2013
Prince Justice:

typo dumbass
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by BluMalam(m): 1:26am On Nov 12, 2013
thanks OP...thoroughly enjoyed my evening.


THAT GIRL NEEDS HELP. I'VE SAID MY OWN
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Publicly Beaten In India - Video by BluMalam(m): 10:56pm On Nov 07, 2013
No wonder indianinnig is being such a d1ckhead, he will miss their Annual Ra.pe Festival


Men in India are already beginning to celebrate as the annual Assam Rape Festival is just days away. Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get raped.
Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. "This is a long time tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years," says Ahluwalia. "We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone."
The Assam Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu raped everyone in his village of Doomdooma. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with the most rapes is called "The Baalkrishan".
24-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar told reporters that he has been training all year for this event. "I'm going to get the most rapes this year. I've been practicing all year. I rape my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!"



12-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she almost made it through last year's festival without getting raped. "I came so close to not getting raped. I almost got to the 'rape-free-zone' at the edge of town, but at the last minute 9 men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can participate in this year's events, otherwise I would be put to death by stoning."
34-year-old Brian Barnett from Toronto who is visiting Assam on business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year. "My company did not tell me anything about a rape festival happening while I was here. Are you serious, a rape festival? I'm getting the f*ck out of this backwards country tonight."
India is second in reported rapes in the world only behind the United States, though critics are quick to point out that is only because most rapes in India go unreported. For more information about the festival or if you would like to participate, please call the 24-hour India Rape Festival hotline at (785) 273-0325.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZpVScYCsfk
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Publicly Beaten In India - Video by BluMalam(m): 8:35pm On Nov 07, 2013
Me_Aboki:

bastards are those born out of wedlock, i hear many of your kins do not trust their women so they have to impregnate them first before they marry them, I guess it takes one to know one - need I say more?

BTW, tell your mother to give me my change from the money she collected from short time.

Why are you embarassing yourself?
Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by BluMalam(m): 7:13pm On Nov 06, 2013
indianin9ja:

Stop talking about things you don't know about. Indians judge each other mainly on religion, caste, origin, language, wealth but not on skin colour. There are many many poor light-skinned Indians and many rich Indians who are dark.

True, we prefer our women to be light-skinned, but don't African men want the same? Isn't that why both India and Africa consumes large amounts of skin bleaching products?

I AGREE WITH YOU.

FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS THREAD YOU ARE SPEAKING WITH OBJECTIVITY, NOT THAT SOCIAL HIERARCHY BULLCRAP.

HAD TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE cool cool
Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by BluMalam(m): 6:28pm On Nov 06, 2013
indianin9ja:

I didn't come up with that hierarchy? You think I want it? It's just how many people see it.

Don't pretend like it doesn't exist or that Nigerians are immune to inferiority complex.

Indians are born and live with either inferiority/superiority complex, dark skinned indians are treated like sh1t by the lighter skinned ones and they take it like it's their birthright, they can't even inter-marry in most cases. Therefore they expect same with other people.

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Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by BluMalam(m): 6:14pm On Nov 06, 2013
engineerd:

DUDE STFU AND STOP SPEWING UR BULL-SHI*T HERE...YOU MUST FORGET YOU ARE DEALING WITH NIGERIANS WHO HARDLY HAVE A BONE OF INFERIORITY COMPLEX....KEEP YOUR SOCIAL CONSTRUCT IN BOMBAY....


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Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by BluMalam(m): 6:13pm On Nov 06, 2013
engineerd:

IMAGINE THE NONSENSE OF "SOCIAL/RACIAL" HIERARCHY THAT FOO*L CAME UP WITH.....VERY UNINTELLIGENT ASSUMPTION AND CONCLUSION....

I thought i was the only one that detected the subtle racism in the post.

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Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by BluMalam(m): 6:12pm On Nov 06, 2013
indianin9ja:
There are, thankfully, clear-minded people like you. But the fact matter is the hierarchy is a social construct, and it is unfortunately real because enough people believe it.

They'd better believe it in their direction, I never fail to educate such ignorance

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Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by BluMalam(m): 6:05pm On Nov 06, 2013
indianin9ja:

This is just human nature. In Africa, they're high on the social/racial hierarchy, but in Europe, they're low. So they have to act accordingly.

Just so you know, from my indian neighbour in Nigeria when i was two, to the ones i have as friends now, i have never considered indians higher on any social/racial hierarchy, its just delusion and wishful thinking by whoever harbours that thought.

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Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by BluMalam(m): 5:50pm On Nov 06, 2013
The Indians i have come across have the strangest superiority complex, they tend to be bossy around africans when in authority and sometimes downright racist. When you see them here (in England) they are the meekest creatures, consistently adjusting their lips that are firmly stuck on the white mans a$S.

Must have something to do with the caste system in india tongue

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 12:52pm On Nov 06, 2013
Kudos to Kslib

Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 12:44pm On Nov 06, 2013
Abu/Olu/Eze arrested for drug trafficking

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 12:31pm On Nov 06, 2013
No offence o

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 12:18pm On Nov 06, 2013
NL'ers

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 12:16pm On Nov 06, 2013
Lilimax:
He was not making mockery of Islam in any way just that you didnt get the joke undecided.

Lossen up!




They never do. Always so uptight. Like say na dem lyk their religion pass...mtscheew!
Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 2:53am On Nov 06, 2013
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Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 2:23am On Nov 06, 2013
Doubting NL'ers

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Documentary On Nairaland--- In Pictures!! by BluMalam(m): 2:07am On Nov 06, 2013
Nairalanders

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Health / Re: Nairalander Needs Help To Stop Drug Abuse & Addiction by BluMalam(m): 5:46pm On Nov 05, 2013
First a few notes...

1. Of all the drugs he takes, i will confidently tell you codeine is the most difficult to stop, its effect is psychological as well.
2. Codeine is the gateway, it leaves a user with a longing to smoke something, and whoever discovers the 'high' of weed after codeine, will never want to stop it. Same with cigarettes.
3. Confirm from him if he also takes rohypnol, they usually go together.

Now the solution.

1. Complete segregation from friends that use the drug with him, aka enablers.
2. He should change his hangout(s), as i said, the drugs are psychological, being there while trying to stop is an effort in futility.
3. Most codeine users don't take alcohol. For the withdrawal period, take him out to have a couple of bottles in the evening, this is to replace the absent high (if u know what i mean)
4. Prayers. Seriously. These things have a spirit, i am not saying he should go for deliverance a la TBJ style, just honest communion with his God, if possible, he should get a loved one to pray with him.
5. If possible, he should disclose his habit to his family, they will be disappointed at first, but will be relieved because disclosure expresses a strong intention/willingness to stop. (They already know anyway or have been suspicious).
6. Again, pray consistently with a family member, preferably the mother.

Forget all the NDLEA and Rehab talk, it never works. The network inmates form in rehab is second to none. When they come out, they always get worse in the habit and become more effective in concealing it.

I wish you and your friend the best of luck. Cheers.
Romance / Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by BluMalam(m): 10:34pm On Nov 01, 2013
OP,

At 26, you should know that YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO HIS MONEY

SEXX is enjoyed by BOTH MAN AND WOMAN, so if in your view, payment is necessary, WHO PAYS THE MAN (who does most of the work in anyway whether monkey or helicopter style, you just lay and collect.)

Over here, if a girl asks you for something as petty and destructive as a cigarette, she will offer to replace yours when she gets her pack.

Sweetheart, don't ask for that money okay? He'll drop you like a hot potato.
Politics / Re: CBN Governor Lamido Sanusi Has 7 Bullet-Proof Cars - CKN by BluMalam(m): 6:04am On Oct 30, 2013
Oduah can have 5 armored cars if she so wishes, provided the acquisition follows due process. The issue here for the umpteenth time, is the blatant inflation of the cost of purchase of these vehicles and the subsequent shameless attempts at cover-up.

What made matters worse was the scheming of Oduah, squeezing into the signing of the BASA agreement, tailing Jonathan to Israel etc. These made her seem desperate and brought her to utter disgust in the eyes of the public and her boss, Jonathan.

No excuse for Sanusi if it is proven his acquisition of the armored cars were not transparent/followed due process (he's too smart for that anyway). He should equally face the music, no sacred cows here.

Note that he is a Prince of the Kano Emirate and has/had access to armored vehicles since he was born, if he claims the vehicles are his personal property, he has the means to back it up.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Death For Drug Trafficking In Vietnam by BluMalam(m): 5:42am On Oct 30, 2013
[size=32pt]NNA MEHN! ODIKWA RISKY. ODIKWA SERIOUS [/size] grin grin
Politics / Re: Drama As Jonathan, Stella Oduah Disagree Over BASA Signing by BluMalam(m): 6:28pm On Oct 29, 2013
Why is she desperately seeking relevance? Thank God Jona has seen the handwriting on the wall

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