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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by BluMalam(m): 4:15pm On Jul 27, 2010
^^ cheesy nice one
Politics / Re: Ndlea Seizes N4bn Worth Of Cocaine At Tin Can Island by BluMalam(m): 1:37pm On Jul 27, 2010
Something is being done right in the NDLEA. It should be studied, its by far the most effective security agency in the country. I mean, the coke beat German Security yet was intercepted here, and this is not the first time. Thumbs up.
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by BluMalam(m): 1:18pm On Jul 27, 2010
manny4life:

Then again cleanliness of a school largely depends on the habitants of the school. In Nigeria, most people already have the mindset that the govt does everything thing for you; ans is NOT TRUE. Even in the U.S. although schools have a maintenance and facilities department, student contribute their time immensely to keeping clean and enforcement as well. Fraternity / Sorority organization take park in cleaning, different organizations participate in this process, many schools have volunteers; although some are paid to take part in this process. The most important is the education part of cleaninliness; when a student believes that school administrators takes care of everything, then there's bound to be a dirty environment. However, when student begin to have such mindset that "hey, I'm part of this part of this process, if I remove a food wrap, I dispose it immediately and rightly" then when 10,100,1000 begin the same thing then u can have a clean environment.

Took the words right outta my mouth.
Education / Re: Are Nigerian Universities Always Dirty by BluMalam(m): 1:04pm On Jul 27, 2010
Woke4all:

You don't hv money! why the complain about toilet, bathroom etc? Abi you mate no dey stay better flat for school?

yet, we ask why sad
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by BluMalam(m): 12:43pm On Jul 27, 2010
Sammy just said he is having winkwarm wink feelings towards Paloma during his diary session. Smart boi, tryin create an atmosphere of anticipative suspense to keep himself in tha house.

Big Brother also told him to PRETEND he is having a nightmare tonite, and he will be required to get another housemate to hold and comfort him. He has been warned to keep this a secret between him & BB or face "severe consequences". His reward will be 3 packs of cigarettes which he must LIE to the housemates that he found in his luggage. BB is getting scaringly sneaky.
Crime / Re: Unbelievable! Granny Business Woman (pictures) by BluMalam(m): 12:20pm On Jul 27, 2010
Nana: "alright u got me, so what u gonna do, gimme life
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by BluMalam(m): 12:10pm On Jul 27, 2010
I think uti should hit the sack earlier than others cuz his dozing off during card games is gettin a bit more irritating than Jen's baby girl antics
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by BluMalam(m): 12:04pm On Jul 27, 2010
^^cuz he's dry, old and ugly.
Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedezie (a.k.a Aki) Gets National Honour by BluMalam(m): 11:30am On Jul 24, 2010
All of you running ur mouths condemning Aki's conferment, if u are told u are to be conferred wit even CFR (Complainer of the Federal Republic), u will jump out of ur skin wit excitement, nonsense bad belle. AKI CONGRATS! iS HE NOT THE MOST CREDIBLE PERSON ON THE LIST At least he did not loot or bribe for the honour. Later una go say government no dey concerned bout the youths. Sharrap & Gerrout!

CONGRATS TO MR. CHINEDU IKEDEZIE (MFR).
Politics / Re: South-east Governors Flayed Over Presidency by BluMalam(m): 2:12pm On Jul 21, 2010
;d ;d ;d cool cool cool :p
Food / Re: Cigarette As Food When The Weather Is Cold by BluMalam(m): 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2010
_^^instead of wearing sweaters, you cuddle up ;D_
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by BluMalam(m): 9:42am On Jul 20, 2010
_Da Malam iz back in da house, Nice to see u guyz, @LC, abeg fire on! twitter age or scrolls age, your analysis is refreshing_


Meryl is such a trashy obnoxious Arrow, but i'm luvin d eye candy. Uti's swag is comforting, just hope he uses the criticisms he earned from nigerians last season guides his mouth & temperament.

Lerato is on NL so we can be sure of enuf gist from d horses mouth whan she's out.

Sheila, oh sheila, u can be my wife and bff anyday. My perfect housemate, love d attitude.

Smellington should betta stop hitting on meryl as she obviously doesn't lyk him. Maybe she watched him last season and smelled him from afar, oh, and his hairstyle, makes him look GAY!

Paloma and Meryl's sudden love for Nigeria are just kissing our backside for our votes as part of their strategy, Good roads for where? Great airport abi? because nepa struck and gave meryl a chance to steal someones elses make-up kit unnoticed, biatch_
Business / Re: GTB Bank And Their Checking Balance Rule by BluMalam(m): 6:28pm On Jul 16, 2010
I actually had the same experience last week at Wuse Branch. Its a new policy for the customer service desk to deal with the ever-increasing number of atm card-related complaints, balance enquiry is strictly throug GTCONNECT. There's a phone with an attendant on each customer service desk and a free to use desktop preset to the GTCONNECT website.

Having said this,i am still of the opinion that GTB customer service staff are rude (at least all the one in my branch) and hardly ever show genuine concern for your problem. My 2 cents.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: 2 - 2 @ World Cup 2010, June 22 by BluMalam(m): 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2010
see as dem setup enyeama
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: 2 - 2 @ World Cup 2010, June 22 by BluMalam(m): 7:53pm On Jun 22, 2010
ayila dey pretend
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: 2 - 2 @ World Cup 2010, June 22 by BluMalam(m): 7:51pm On Jun 22, 2010
argentina has not scored!
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by BluMalam(m): 1:39pm On Jun 22, 2010
_Absolute No-Brainer.

Okay, he can't walk, he can't pee, but he can smash her head against the wall or dumpster in ANGER. If he is armed, well, _
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by BluMalam(m): 2:33pm On Jun 21, 2010
_Uncle Tunde Fagbenle is also good and well traveled BUT he most times shows ethnic bias (consciously or otherwise)_
Literature / Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by BluMalam(m): 2:30pm On Jun 21, 2010
_FUNKE EGBEMODE of SUNDAY SUN_
Politics / Re: Police Rifle Found At Akure Robbery Scene by BluMalam(m): 11:53am On Jun 19, 2010
_Is this supposed to be surprising?_
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs South Korea [4 - 1] On Thursday 17th June 2010 by BluMalam(m): 2:19pm On Jun 17, 2010
kcjazz:



Did you have to copy BBC commentary? Really?

LMAO. WANNABE.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs South Korea [4 - 1] On Thursday 17th June 2010 by BluMalam(m): 2:09pm On Jun 17, 2010
HIGUAIN AGAN!!!!

4-1
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs South Korea [4 - 1] On Thursday 17th June 2010 by BluMalam(m): 2:03pm On Jun 17, 2010
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!

ARGENTINA SCORES!!!!!!!!
Phones / Re: Nokia N97 Versus Black Berry Storm 2 by BluMalam(m): 12:46pm On Jun 10, 2010
_BB storm is a sad, boring and depressed fone. Methinks some people get a bb just for the bb PIN for "yanga". N97 is tha shit. It got everything, even an fm transmitter. My 2 cents_
Fashion / Re: Why Do We Cherish Foreign Wears by BluMalam(m): 12:36pm On Jun 10, 2010
_The Style. The Range of Fabrics. Our allegiance to big brand names. Most new fads come from the west, and most surprisingly, they are more available than indigenous ones_
Celebrities / Re: What Do You Think About Venus Williams' Attire In The Current French Open? by BluMalam(m): 8:35pm On May 27, 2010
Ranoscky:

daz naija 4 u. almost everybody just dey criticise d gurl for her outfit but u know what? . . .

this same topic came up on the internet after the game, and 'almost' all the american's said that the dress was kiss

So we should have the same opinion because your slavemasters said so, see ya head, better free urself_
Celebrities / Re: What Do You Think About Venus Williams' Attire In The Current French Open? by BluMalam(m): 8:26pm On May 27, 2010
_WTF? I feel the marketing ploy but damn! Not at the expense of our senses, spectator fit choke on im peanuts oh!_
Phones / Re: How Do I Connect Nokia 5330(dstv Mobile) To Laptop(hp Pavilon) Or Tv by BluMalam(m): 3:04pm On May 25, 2010
_How much did u get ur's for because i'm thinkin of gettin one_
Phones / Re: How Do I Connect Nokia 5330(dstv Mobile) To Laptop(hp Pavilon) Or Tv by BluMalam(m): 2:57pm On May 25, 2010
_Check the phone's box, if it comes with a tv-out cable like n-series phones (it has the red, white $ yellow av cables on one end, and a headphone-like plug on the other, just connect the cable to the jack on the phone (most likely the headphone jack) and select TV-out on the menu list that will appear upon insertion. If it does not come with the cable, u can buy the cable at a standard nokia accessories store. It WILL work, cos the phone comes with a 3.5mm jack, Good luck_
Politics / Re: Ribadu Reinstated As Aig! by BluMalam(m): 10:11am On May 25, 2010
_Commendable, but for the retirement part. See how the tables turn, wheres ibori, wheres ribadu. Can't wait to know what position he will be offered. Ribadu has a bright future in Nigerian Leadership_
Career / Re: Zenith Bank Bans Nairaland by BluMalam(m): 9:28pm On May 24, 2010
BizBooks:

@ Oluwabamis,

Which other sites are 1st - 8th? Your link only displays the home page of alexa.com. My impression was that NL is number 1 in Nigeria.

_Nairaland is the No. 1 Nigerian Site on Alexa.com, no be small thing o!_
Politics / Re: NNPC GMD Shehu Ladan Sacked! by BluMalam(m): 11:48am On May 20, 2010
funmi.o:

@ this guy,

Is Ladan from the south? Is he not from Kogi state which is under the North?

Yes, he is from the northern part of the south-south

Yes, he is from Kogi state, (above the North), he just wants to know what it feels like to be the deputy gov. of Kaduna State

but really, are you high?

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