Our Ofunneka is in d barn!

akwaowoudo:

What happens to stack illiterates from the northern part of Nigeria?

Its STARK not STACK my illiterate friend.

Thought everybody in the southern part of Nigeria was literate

_Intriguing_

good luck to him

HOW ABOUT SELF-EMPLOYMENT? SEE WHAT PAPER QUALFICATION BY ALL MEANS CAUSES. SOME OF THESE YOUTH HAVE SKILLS & TALENTS THEY IGNORE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO PLEASE 'PAPA & MAMA' AND THEIR IMMEDIATE COMMUNITY, AT A HUGE EXPENSE THEY WILL DISCOVER LATER,

Uti isn't making things easier for us. His cocky, over-confident & overbearing attitude makes me cringe, no wonder he's very easy to hate. So sad

o.k, i don hear una wella. Di tori sweet for my ear. wetin i wan know na whether my mechanic go fit fix am if e spoil

i hope say road safety no go arrest me on top road because i no get dat headphone wey pilot dey wear, even if my wing don spoil.

no fashi me becos i no go skool o, i get beta land wey my papa die leave for me, i go sell am buy dis motoplane

Paloma's attitude is getting reeeaallly annoying

See perverts on the sms thread ogling hanny's mum, yuck

Interesting argument right now on racism, Sheila - the voice of reason

OUR SUYA IS A VANDAL

Munya is doing time in the glass house sorting screws 'n' stuff into different colours, sizes n type, as punishment for breaking the store room door. This guy na agbero o!

M 4 S!!!

^^her name is Julie, but wtf is she doing in tha barn? and why his ex she fyne sha.

U mean sudan actually has an airline Thought the planes woulda been blown up & the scrap metal used for roofing sheets already.

wales:

Maryam was inaugurated as Special Adviser on Inter-Governmental Affairs, while Halilu Yahaya, Aminu Ibrahim and Rabi’u Ruma were inaugurated as Special Advisers, Special Duties, Environment and Resources Development respectively.

Speaking of inheritance, the Rabiu guy is a sibling of the Former Water Resources minister and member of the "Cabal", Alh. Abba Ruma.

see bleeper-general of zimbabwe ^^



HAPPY BIRTHDAY UTI!

^^i put it together, got the pictures off google, dats ma signature @ d bottom right corner, M4S

Joy, Joy, Joy, there is JOY in my heart

See SADC tearing up right before my eyes, i thought its only 9ja that gets in such tight situations . If Zimbabwe votes for their own and the impossible happens, we have a new powerful ally in S.A, and Munya STILL gets out next time he's up, and guys, this is the WORST case scenario . I'm lovin it.

                                                           MUNYA for SUYA!!!

Tatase:


Basically, as to the reason for last night's breakdown, it's because he didn't like the person he was becoming, and he's been trying to change and the house was changing him back to his old ways. . . or something. <rolls eyes>

Yeah Right. Sly pathetic pinhead.

MUNYA is SUYA!!!

You guys need a chill pill. The cake is symbolic. At least you know u hav a taste of N6.6 billion in your mouth . At least it will also get us positive international attention

Is it too late for me to forward my own proposal? I also wanna be Governor. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

See JOB

Even Adolf Hitler will be proud.

CONGRATS TO OUR SILVER MEDALISTS!

6pm can't come soon enough. Eeyah i missed d house party yesternite, but i dey catch my own groove at d time. Uti dey find sympathy votes . Well, at least the guy is thinking.

Jaytee67:

I read Accountancy at the University of Ilorin (1991/92 graduate). My favorite courses then were Business Law and Company Law. The reason being that those courses made one read wide and the case therein were very interesting. It got to a point that we nick-named one another in the class by some important jurists name such as Lord Dennys and co.
Though am a chartered accountant today and have no regret, but if I have my way (that is to say if I am less occupied) I will like to read Law in the years coming.

I loved Coy Law too. I'm also an accountant, working on being chartered (biz keeps gettin in d way). It gave me practical insight into company registration, Winding up, partnership etc. I was about registering a company then, so it was invaluable information on-time. I hated the fact that sections of CAMA 1990 had to be in my head, word for word. On that note, i don't envy law students.

_Abeg abeg abeg abeg  The house is so much fun right now. Hanningtons army (Meryl, Mwisho, Jen) are throwin everyone into the pool, then ending up in the warm jacuzzi. Hanny & Paloma wrestled to throw one another in the pool with mama paloma losing twice. Wherever Uti goes, fun goes (he wuz first in tha jacuzzi) but the guy is playing safe, all those guyz on d sms strap are so intimidated by anythin naija, its lyk dey think we gonna colonize Africa, to make mattaers worse, pretty Jen wuz sportin a naija-statement tshirt, Go Uti!_

You don't have to prove any point to me my friend. What i would like though, are honest answers to the following questions.

1. If the yoruba were the majority (like 19 states), would you be doing what you are doing now?

2. You make the Yoruba sound like the victim, do you really think the Yoruba are the most marginalized ethnic group in the country?

I admire your consistency and resolve, but think through your ideology, you are sure to find some blank spaces.

@becomerich.

And who told you Benin Republic wants you and your problems?

Go seek help my friend.

_When MAN decides to call himself MESSIAH,

Despicable. That killer cop deserves to hang.

MrPrsdent:



"Before we got here, the damage has been done. A policeman was in the pool of his own blood, and the hoodlums were using dangerous weapons to fight us. Initially, our men were shooting to stop the hoodlums, because some of them were using AK47 guns, machetes, and other weapons to attack us. All the DPO in and around Egbeda have been deployed to the scene, and more officers were deployed from Ikeja Division, to assist," he said.

Oh really, i guess the hoodlums also had their own helicopter hovering too.

The NPF i know would have massacred that area in the name of self-defence. AK47 ke, Catapult ni

Am loving this FACE YOUR FEAR task. Classic.