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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Many Christians May Burn In Hell by BluntBoy(op): 12:15pm On Jul 23, 2017

OAM4J, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, please, do something for this thread. Put it where many will see it. There is a selfie thread on FP and here, I am begging to have a thread spreading the gospel put on FP.

It is not all about FP for me. But that this thread reaches as many people as possible.

God bless you.

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Romance › Re: See how Tiger Grab this Woman Backside (Photo) by BluntBoy(m): 12:06pm On Jul 23, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Hahahaa...

Tatz animal instinct sha..juz like when a guy grab the azz of his boo

mmm

Christianity Etc › Why Many Christians May Burn In Hell by BluntBoy(op): 9:21am On Jul 23, 2017

My brothers and sisters. Happy Sunday. I have a message for you from our Lord Jesus Christ. I got this message yesterday while reading my Bible during one of my quiet time. Many of you will not like this, but it has to be said. "Narrow is the way... " says our Lord.

You will go to hell because:

You Place Some of Your Brethren Over You and Call them Teachers or Pastors

This goes against the teaching of our Lord Jesus Christ who, in Matt 23:8, says "For you have one teacher, and you are all brethren."

Our Lord also says in John 10:16: "So there shall be one flock, one shepherd."

You call Some of Your Brethren Daddy and Father

It's unbiblical to call any of your brethren father in the spiritual sense. We only have different earthly fathers; spiritually, we only have one father. In Matt 23:9, Jesus says: "And call no man your father on earth, for you have one father, who is in heaven."

And to Those Pastors Who Call Themselves or Allow Fellow Brethren to Call Them Leaders

Jesus says in Matt 23:10: "Neither be called leaders, for you have one leader, the Christ."

Believing That "Men of God" Are The Only Ones That Have Anointing

Many Christians are lazy. They defend some of their brethren whom they have ignorantly put over themselves.

In 1 John 2:26-27, Jesus makes us realize that we are all anointed and can have the Holy Spirit teach us anything we don't understand. This is Jesus's exact words in John 2:

26 These things I have written to you concerning those who try to deceive you.

27 But the anointing which you have received from Him abides in you, and you do not need that anyone teach you; but as the same anointing teaches you concerning all things, and is true, and is not a lie, and just as it has taught you, you will abide in Him.

All the above points are contained in the greatest failings of Christians today. They are like people who were given talents but gave all to their brethren whom they have elevated over themselves. Jesus did not establish this form of Christianity we have today. It's unbiblical and will lead you to hell. You are not going to be spared for being ignorant because you have the Bible and no one has an excuse not to study it. I repeat, everything our Lord criticized the Pharisees for are what your brethren whom you have made bosses over you are doing. Jesus rebuked Peter for asking a question about who would be first in the body of Christ. The commission given to us is not sit down in a mighty building and listen to a "man of God" and then give offerings and tithes. The commission is to go and preach the gospel or the Good News. It is a commission to everyone. Jesus is no longer physically with us but he has left the Holy Spirit to guide us through. On the last day, the Lord will ask you how you went about your commission.

In Matt 6:5-6, Our Lord says: “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

God bless you all. Happy Sunday once again.

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 6:32pm On Jul 22, 2017*

DarkRebel69:
One who cannot discern when turns of speech have been garbed in figurative habiliments is who wants to teach me Literature? I have a more brilliant idea, how about I have a tailor teach me how to fly a spacecraft?

Like I said, the more you seek to justify your gaffes, the more møronic you sound.
I bet the fückwit is going to claim that me using ''sound" is wrong as well, because I'm writing/texting, not speaking.

It's not the fact that you're ignorant that grates on me, it's the fact that you're hell-bent in maintaining your stance, either out of sheer ego or the fact that you're blind to your ignorance. Whichever it is, I weep for you.

When next an ex-girlfriend, for example, tells you that she "gave you all her HEART", be sure to correct her that what she gave you was her "LOVE", not her "HEART". After all, to your black-and-white, uneventful imagination, it is impossible to give out one's "HEART" just as it is impossible to have a girl nibbling on one's "testicles" - a word used colloquially by "many" in reference to the scrotal sac or a male's genitals.

No doubt about it, what you are is an IGNORANT, unimaginative fool. And as it stands, you have consumed a reasonable amount of my time, and seeing as I'm not one to bicker over semantics with a degenerate, I 'd leave you to your idiocy now, hoping that somewhere along the course of your pathetic life, a lightening bolt would strike the right hemisphere of your dead brain, igniting it to life and putting an end to your boring and unintelligently literal interpretation of things.

So long, sucker!

[s]

Never met anyone as arrogantly ignorant as you grin

Now, about another of your silly examples. The heart merely epitomizes love just like the Christians believe that God epitomizes love. But, testicles do not epitomize scrotum. You can say they epitomize vibrancy or virility (my example, don't steal it, you thief).

Now, pay attention, you irredeemable dunce. Let me explain some terms to you.

Metaphor employs epitomes.

For instance, "Sade is a pig" A pig is regarded as a dirty animal. Sade epitomizes the pig. This means she is a wonderful example of a dirty creature.

Example 2: "God is love" God epitomizes love.

Epitome means a perfect example of something. Are testicles examples of a scrotum? Do they epitomize a scrotum? Answer those questions!

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 11:58am On Jul 22, 2017

DarkRebel69:
So opines the bird-brained spastic who thinks in black and white, who has never heard of figurative language nor knows how to discern when it's used in writing, and who thinks "testicles" is an unsuitable substitute for "scrotum". The more you try to justify your gaffes, the more and more uneducated you seem.

Because your illiterate and unintelligent self needs to look up the meaning of terms as elementary as "metonym" doesn't mean I need to do so as well. Isn't this something SSS 1 students know? Your grasp of the English Language is rudimentary at best, so it's no surprise that you get stymied when you come across figurative language in speech or writing.

Until you have learned that the word "testicles" is ''universally'' used to refer to a male's genitals, you continue to remain an ignorant rëtard to me.

When I was learning the English Language, you were still playing "police and thief". You need to read a thousand more books before you can measure up. Olodo that doesn't know he is olodo.

Today, I am going to teach you literature, you hopeless needle dick.

Listen, figures of speech are not used without purpose, not especially metonyms and synecdoches. They are like pronouns that help to reduce awkwardness that would result from repeating too many words or using too many words at once. For instance, instead of saying "Obama, the Kitchen staff, the cleaners, the cooks and valets", you could just use fewer words to replace the list. You would have to use a word associated with them to replace the list. So instead of saying "Obama and a list of White House workers" countless times, you can replace the list with "The White House". So your use or claims of using metonym is not only stupid but an indicator that you are nothing but an ignoramus.

There is nowhere were it is stated that testicles is the generic term for scrotum as you foolishly claim. If there are, it should not be hard to provide a link or a reference.

And, so you would know how stupidly you have presented yourself so far, metonym happens when a container replaces the contained. So supposing it was necessary to make a substitution, the scrotum (the container) should replace the testicles. But even at that, a figure of speech was never necessary. Olodo.

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 2:44am On Jul 22, 2017

DarkRebel69:
Obtuse, unteachable fool. Bugger off, will ya. I have zero tolerance for mørons.

Sour words from a loser who went to check up the word "metonym" and yet couldn't still apply it properly. Run along, ye fool with the paralysing stupidity of an animal.

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 1:15am On Jul 22, 2017*

DarkRebel69:
Dum dum, I bet you've never heard of metonym in your pathetic, little life. Have you? Don't disturb Google, allow me do the honours of bringing you up to speed. Metonym is when a word serves as a substitute of another due to the fact of them being closely related e.g Instead of saying "the Nigerian government", you could say "Aso rock". Or, instead of saying "US government", one could say "Capitol" or "Washington".

"Testicles'' is a generic metonym for scrotum. I guess Eminem who once rapped about having Britney Spears on his testicles must be an illiterate too?

I see the moon/the moon sees me/ Bluntboy saw the moon/ and the moon saw him/But the moon saw something else in Bluntboy, too/... You guessed right, the moon saw a mooncalf in him/.

All these local champions who think they know everything. Gerrarrahia, man.

LOL. You must think you are talking to a fool. Why would anyone need to replace scrotum with testicles? And supposing you want to remain stupid, I must remind you that synecdoche, not metonym, fits more when something is a part of a human body or the component of a whole. For instance, they have ten mouths (ten children) to feed. That is a synecdoche. A metonym would use something associated with something else or some individuals. "The bench" could be used to replace lawyers.

I don't see how synecdoche or metonym is necessary or useful here. Olodo oshi. Illiterate!! Let us see what stupid stuff you would make up next.

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 12:15am On Jul 22, 2017

DarkRebel69:
DNA is contained in saliva. When your whøre of a sister gives me a blowjøb, her saliva (DNA) would slobber all over my testicles. Simple wordplay that any child of two would have easily grasped is what's stopping the air in your lungs.

I fear your IQ is room temperature.

Idiot! That would be scrotum, not testicles. Olodo!! Illiterate. Better go and ask for a refund from whatever bush secondary school you graduated from.

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 10:38pm On Jul 21, 2017

Nma27:
I'm good

You didn't answer a certain question that I asked you.

Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 9:27pm On Jul 21, 2017

Nma27:
hiya

How are you?

Romance › Re: Hot Nairand Girls I Wana Eat Their Anuxx by BluntBoy(m): 9:05pm On Jul 21, 2017

Assman:
Im an assman i love to eat women azz spread the booty and bury my nose in there and sniff me some good azz.. brah...
Here are sexy nairaland gals i wana spread and
eat their azz.

Sexybbst.ar
Adad.ike281
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I can eat this gals all night as dinner without getting tired..

If u find urself in this list just know ur ass is damn sexy..
Ill kip adding more sexy ladies.

guys Ass is so so so sweet, eat ass today and feel alright
Thanks to all ladies for having ass.

Ass or poossy?

Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 8:34pm On Jul 21, 2017

Nma27:
Amebo

My Nma. The woman after my heart. The palm oil in my beans. The haemoglobin in my red blood cells.

Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 8:26pm On Jul 21, 2017

DarkRebel69:
Why opt to masturbate when there are a gazillion other things that I could be doing with my time, like coating my cøck with your mother's vägina juice, and having your sister's DNA slobbering all over my testicles? You tell me.

I only asked a simple question. undecided

And, how can another person's DNA slobber over your testicles? Next time, learn about words before you use them. Illiterate oshi.

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Guys Rate My Handsomeness On A Scale Of 100 by BluntBoy(m): 8:16pm On Jul 21, 2017

TGoddess:
I have little tolerance for unintelligent mentions.Stop insulting people,try to be matured.

But sweetheart, I only asked a question undecided

Why the violence?

Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 7:17pm On Jul 21, 2017

Maxi112:
Lolz @Emboldened.
If you say so.... Blunty, you got no chill

Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 7:11pm On Jul 21, 2017

Maxi112:

how did you come to this conclusion bruh?

Her picture seems to reveal a lot about her frame. She is definitely flat. I checked the picture again. Bro, she damn flat.

Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 6:35pm On Jul 21, 2017

Amarabae:
Dumb thread. An insult in the chamber of feminism! Stop this silly sexualisation of women.

Is it because you are flat?

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Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by BluntBoy(m): 4:31pm On Jul 21, 2017

DarkRebel69:
This is not appreciation of beauty as you claimed, but outright objectification. Pointing out they have big bôôbs and big asses is your own way of saying that they are sexy, innit? What does being sexy mean except that a lady has a physique that's sexually appealing - a figure that's good for sex.

I'm sure the harebrained ladies wouldn't mind anyway, so fire away.

Calm down, oga Pastor. Lie that you didn't masturbate with those pictures? I know you were masturbating with one hand while the other hand was typing this Did I lie?

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Guys Rate My Handsomeness On A Scale Of 100 by BluntBoy(m): 1:24pm On Jul 21, 2017

Zarqabe:
the op changed the topic after I posted. the original topic was rate my handsomeness. the op already asserted that he was handsome. I had a different opinion and I elaborated

It didn't sound like a review. It's just as bad as that. Sounded like you were very angry. Why are you frustrated?

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Guys Rate My Handsomeness On A Scale Of 100 by BluntBoy(m): 11:02am On Jul 21, 2017

Zarqabe:
have you ever seen a movie rating?

Yes, a review with a rating. You reviewed but left the question unanswered.

Romance › Re: Ladies And Guys Rate My Handsomeness On A Scale Of 100 by BluntBoy(m): 10:21am On Jul 21, 2017

Zarqabe:
you dont look mature. you look like a jambite. you don't have beards and ur moustache was shaved badly. beards make men look more matured and more attractive. You arent ugly but you aren't good looking either. I wouldnt look at you twice if i walked past you on the streets. nothing special about your looks. you look too average. you are not the kind of guy I would imagine kissing or having sex with. You have no sex appeal. You aren't the kind of guy I would be proud to show off to my friends as my boyfriend. I wouldn't even date you.

you wanted an honest response and I have given you one.

He said rate. That is how you fail exams. You will see people collecting extra sheets when the questions have not even been answered. Are you mad?

Romance › Re: Ladies And Guys Rate My Handsomeness On A Scale Of 100 by BluntBoy(m): 10:16am On Jul 21, 2017

TGoddess:
You try small,average;5 out of 10.

That is how you fail exams. He said out of 100. Are you stupid?

Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by BluntBoy(m): 10:44pm On Jul 20, 2017

Weed does not respect beauty. Optional1 stop smoking weed and drinking to stupor. Your responses are full of anger. You are an attention seeker but the weed and the beer are not helping to make you a professional attention seeker like Airforce1.

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by BluntBoy(m): 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2017

VargasVee:
Someone should please tell me the difference between

0ptional1 & Aîforce1

They are different people suffering from the same type of sickness which is attention seeking.

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Romance › Re: Congratulations To A Nairalander As He Proposed To His Pretty Crush (pic) by BluntBoy(m): 10:25pm On Jul 20, 2017

Nma27:
Love is blind afterall

yes, just like in my case. I have not seen you before and yet I am in love with you.

Celebrities › Re: "Guys, Find A Girl Who Will Pamper You Like Temi Otedola Is Pampering Mr Eazi" by BluntBoy(m): 2:00pm On Jul 20, 2017

maklelemakukula:
why u quote the whole damn thing

Because I have the right to undecided

Celebrities › Re: "Guys, Find A Girl Who Will Pamper You Like Temi Otedola Is Pampering Mr Eazi" by BluntBoy(m): 1:51pm On Jul 20, 2017*

zoho23:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/blogfiles/12/597084df8b48e.JPG

Nma27, can you pamper me like Temi?

Romance › Re: Please Help, Im In A Dry Spell by BluntBoy(m): 12:59pm On Jul 20, 2017

Nma27:
This your question is Loaded. Why asking?

Just a question! undecided

Romance › Re: Please Help, Im In A Dry Spell by BluntBoy(m): 12:54pm On Jul 20, 2017

Nma27:
I only asked a question

Are you married?

Romance › Re: Please Help, Im In A Dry Spell by BluntBoy(m): 12:52pm On Jul 20, 2017

Nma27:
And you Are

Calm down! I only asked a question. You don't need to get violent undecided

Romance › Re: True Love! Lady Shows Off Her Chubby Boyfriend (photos) by BluntBoy(m): 10:48am On Jul 20, 2017

Rorachy:
I don't like chubby guys.

Are you from Kenya?

Celebrities › Re: Curvy Nigerian Lady 'slays' In The U.S With Her Banging Body (photos) by BluntBoy(m): 9:09pm On Jul 19, 2017

She looks weird sad

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