₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Envious of what Sir?

Funny question @OP.
A man cheats on his wife, and you think the problem is women supporting each other? You go on to see the other woman as the enemy who isn't supporting you. The men that support you women, why can't they keep to their vows?

What is this one saying?

MissRaine69:
She demands never asks,
Brings nothing but expects everything.
What she earns she keeps what your earn is considered communal property.
She threatens , demeans, insults & calls you impotent when you try to be respectful.
Laughs at your dreams and hopes,
But complains about your empty pockets
You sir
Are a slave!

Good one, Mrs Raine69 Bluntboy.

nikkypearl:
i only asked a question too

No, you didn't ask a question. Just apologize

Benita27:
Waitin dey there to fear?. She asked a simple question, and some are already calling her a höe. If your pussy has never been eaten then you're missing.

Pussy is to be fvcked not eaten. I will never touch a pussy with my lips in a million years for a trillion dollars.

salvationproject:
I was shock yesterday when i caught my sister aged 14 having sex with my or our younger brother who will clock 9 by the end of this month.
it all started when i wanted to enter their room but the door was lock,i ask them to open it and it took some time and the 14 years girl opened it and was rushing to her bed immediately and the 9years boy was rushing outside the room but i notice his peem peem erect and i hold him back,pull his trouser to confirm what my eyes are seeing,i asked what they were doing and he started crying "nothing,we were just telling each other stories",i never wanted my parent to hear because the beating ehhh,so i told him to go and i promise myself to keep my eyes on them.
But it all done on me when i walked into my mum's room and actually caught their two having sex on my mum's bed,the boy was on top with his dick out erect though i can't confirm if there was penetration but both have been begging me not to tell our parent that i should punish them anyhow i want and they won't try it again.now i am in a confuse state wondering where they learn that from and my 14years sister,is she not actually possessed having sex with his own younger brother.
Nairalanders,pls what can i do to this two without my parent knowing?.though i have handed them some minor punishment and beatings

You should have joined them.

totowater:
my pvssy is too tight for my liking, he put only the head yet e pain me.....is this normal? I can't go on like this.

Cc: lalasticlala please move to FP, I need advice.

No, it is not normal

nikkypearl:
zero sense

Calm down, I only asked a question

chibaby1990:
These guys only are allowed to dm me, these are my crush, singledad i am sorry. My mr right maybe one of them or any other cute nairaland guys.


www.Nairaland.com/vizkiz

www.Nairaland.com/Tosyne2much

www.Nairaland.com/iamairforce1

www.Nairaland.com/falconey

www.Nairaland.com/maxi112

Hope you know you are mad?

Nma27:
Ur wife will make it 60 unless u planning on marrying one of the 59

Can you shut up?

rittyray:
Have dating this guy for two years now
We get alone very well but suddenly his attitude has change
I know very that his cheating on me but am not judging him...
He dsnt pick my calls again and even if he happens to pick it we don't talk as we used to
Am so addicted to him
Even wen I try to get over him or stop calling him I just can't
Plssss wad shuld I do


No insults pls
Guys help me

Help yourself!

nikkypearl:
What is your biggest fear in relationship?

Mine is ,"Being bored. I'm super scared that one month or so into a relationship I'll lose interest in the person I'm dating, that I 'll no longer find the person amusing


Cc :lalasticl.ala

You are promiscuous, aren't you?

Slayprincess:
[color=pink] Do they have anything? [/color]

You are a fool, aren't you?

bighugelongDCK9:
i tire for this hypocrites o. wetin be the difference between 17 and 18?
naija wey all those 16yr secondary school girls go Bleep craze commot for your head na im i dey see idiots dey write nonsense here

No mind those guys wey dey write rubbish.

brightalo17:
Minor is 16 and 18 in the usa? 16 in Canada , So there is something called minor at all? Or you don't know that Under 18 is also minor in Nigeria?So what was your point in the first comment then?

A country might chose that her own minor can be 20.

If the victim is a minor in the country the crime were committed what then is your first comment for?

Seems like I understand your question now.

The reason why is because somebody was wondering how sex with a minor could be enjoyable and I told him that that girl was a minor because of the law. I mean, look at her oranges. Tell me, my friend, if they give you those oranges, you will not suck?

brightalo17:
Minor is 16 and 18 in the usa? 16 in Canada , So there is something called minor at all? Or you don't know that Under 18 is also minor in Nigeria?So what was your point in the first comment then?

A country might chose that her own minor can be 20.

If the victim is a minor in the country the crime were committed what then is your first comment for?

What are you talking about?

I meant that age of consent determines who is a minor from country to country.

In Canada, a minor is anyone younger than 16. But the girl in this story is 17. She is only a minor because the age of consent in Nigeria is 18. In Canada, she wouldn't be seen as a minor.

brightalo17:
Your type never crossed ontisha bridge head, but you'll be talking about another country as if you know anything . mention one country that legalize having sex with minor without even marriage .

Minor is defined differently from country to country. The age of consent in Canada is 16. In the US, it is between 16 and 18. So, this girl is not a minor in Canada.

MICHEALADEX:
Mumu the difference is the constitution not the months

You must be blind. I said she was a minor by virtue of the law but those oranges are not minors. Tell me you won't smash that cha-cha if you were offered?

emmyspark007:
No am not a mad man!.


Are you a bastard son of a thousand fathers born by a bastard LovePeddler of a mother?

Calm down, I only asked a question

OrestesDante:
HM hmm.... Sexual perversions!

Are you gay?

emmyspark007:
So u b migos fan ..u kno wasup U are really gorgeous I am sure u get a whole lot of attention everyday Pm's like say tomorrow no dey But wetin make u wan learn pidgin na U wey look like oyinbo mamiwater

Are you a madman?

Aristotle96:
and I've answered na... But mine wasn't answered still

No pants or maybe the OP stole it.

Aristotle96:
no sir... But I still can't find the pant down that's my point

Good. I only asked a question.

Nmesoma25:
Please i need the "distance between you and sense meme"

Kindly share it if you have it, sorta urgent !!!

thanks.

You lack sense, don't you?

Aristotle96:
Where is the pants down na Op

Are you a fool? Don't take offence.

iamsirmichael1:
Where's the pleasure in participating in coïtus with a minor who is BTW your cousin?

She is a minor because of the law. What is the difference between her and an 18 year old girl?

IamKashyBaby:
No..its is YOU.

But I only asked a question

adonbilivit:
she is just 17. A fucking minor that should not be bleeped. Statutory rape it is my friend

A minor in Nigeria. Yes, she can be bleeped elsewhere. Look at those oranges.

IamKashyBaby:
SMH... so young but her NUNU was being smashed by her uncle

Are you stupid?

billycayana:
I'm not mad love

Alright, love

Bitcoin1000:
Sometimes I think I'm cursed since I broke the purity with my first love in 100l all the men who I have been having affair with always dump me after making love to me the first time.

It has gotten to the point that I tried doing everything other girls do but it not just working for me.


Please I need advice

You are not cursed. It's just that you stink like rotten fish.

All Biafrans should be arrested and sentenced to jail for a period of 15 years each. The reason is that all Biafrans have the tendency to be lawbreakers. They are a disgrace to our country.

billycayana:
You nairaland boys are so annoying Fighting like animals everyday



















Old jobless men

Are you mad? Don't take offence.