₦airaland Forum

ITbomb:
No worries, just print more Incident Form for the North

Haaahahahahahaahahaa

SocialJustice:
Waiting for Anambra 2021 results and report. This is a great accomplishment for INEC.

I can't wait to read their reports too.

ehinmowo:
Wait o! You meant a 16-year old has 4 kids? My God!

The thing no shock you??

superCleanworks:
Why should a computer take a whole minute to LOCATE a voter in its own system? Why?

And see how they said LOCATE just to make it look like the work is so hard and it is some rocket science.

No mind them..
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They want to make it look as if the job was so fantastically difficult, and that the device did a very tasking job and was able to overcome the difficulty.

szczescie:
Saboteurs do not like anything that will guarantee free and fair elections in Nigeria

How will they rig? They must bring excuses as to why this technology cannot be used or used fully in the next election just watch and see

You know them very well..
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We will still continue to be watching them

saphiere:
But all men are eediot

Let me just believe that you have no father...
Or that the man who is supposed to be the father-figure to you is a very irresponsible human being.
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It's the males around you that I pity most.
They might just be thinking that they have a normal lady around them.

saphiere:
It won't die until that ediot is taught a lesson.

Then, she will hop onto another ediot...
Tonto had been in the records for preferring to date ediots.

LadyExcellency:
No more underage voting. Configure the system to dictate children

But if I may ask, is a 16years mother of four not eligible to vote for who controls the future of her children?

But if I may still ask, what is the minimum constitutional age for marriage??
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Four Kids at 16??
That's somehow disgustingly annoying to my own very comprehension.

“.... Only last weekend, we piloted yet another innovation in the Isoko-South-1 State Constituency bye-election in Delta State.
We introduced the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System (BVAS) for efficient human recognition through a biometric verification mechanism using both fingerprint and facial recognition of voters.
The result of the pilot in the 84 polling units was very encouraging indeed.
It took an average of just one minute for the device to correctly locate the voter in the system and another two minutes to authenticate a voter....”
- INEC Chairman..
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“... In terms of the ruggedness of the device and its battery life, no single BVAS was replaced due to discharge of battery throughout the voting period.
Most importantly, the device was able to guarantee the credibility of voter accreditation by preventing the incidents of multiple voting or the use of stolen PVCs to vote.
All voters were accredited electronically using the BVAS.
The use of the incident form was eliminated.
The Isoko-South-1 State Constituency bye-election was historic in this respect....”
- INEC Chairman

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Source:
INEC Facebook Official Page...
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=226087072877693&id=100064292065433

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=226095142876886&id=100064292065433

BigDawsNet:
really? If that's the case...na to use force bii that oh...

Collect vaccine or we deport you to Benin republic or togo

Then we will choose to deport by ourselves..
We won't even wait to be deported by them.

theInterpreter:
okay

no be me dey Kuku shout Biafra for more than 50 years :-/

una no dey take advice

The British colonial rule over Nigeria started when??
For how long did Britain rule over your Nigeria before the year 1960?

wirinet:
First of all I don't eat Abacha and Kanda, I sometimes drink beer, but I am a wine person. I love wine especially red wine.

Secondly, Onitsha is not a place I would like to visit, just like I would never visit Borno. Me i no get liver to face terrorists. I prefer intellectual violence than physical violence. I will never go beyond Asaba for now.
I have a cousin working in the East he is based in Asaba, but operates from Enugu. I spoke to him about 1hr ago and he tells me people were afraid to go out yesterday and today because of IPOB's order. So he will be resuming work tomorrow at Enugu.

Thirdly, I love igbo people, and my wife is igbo. I know they have genuine grievances but I hate IPOB and they way they go about their agitations. You can't get any political capital by antagonizing and insulting everybody up and down. Without allies no body can will a political or physical battle. I had always advocated for southern unity to face our real enemy - the northern political oligarchy led by the Fulanis.

Guess who keeps involving the north and working against the southern unity??
Tell me who are against the Oduduwa Republic?? (They are also fighting against their own Republic, just to please the same enemies)
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I mean, Tell me something..
During the EndSARS protests, I guess you knew the Stand of the IPOB??
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This other new country in the west, are you aware that IPOB is also in support of it??
They even had a joint ODUDUWA/IPOB Solidarity march.

richmond500:
If person come pour that communal food weh dem donate N1500 each to cook ground nko?

Your hatred is Second to none

BigDawsNet:
. You want Nigerians to take the vaccine??

Just attach 5k

Take vaccine collect 5k

It's so simple!

Without that ..una go use the saline liquid drink garri last last

You don't know our FG...
Shiishii Dem no go put.
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They will even be collecting some money on top sef, upon say the vaccine is free

Lastmankc:
Suffering and smiling.Premium tears loading

Na our tears sheey??
It shouldn't be your wahalla.

donbachi:
We dey sorry for people,wey no dey sorry for dem sef.

Keep Your sorry for yourself..
You need it more.
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Let everybody sorry for themselves..
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Let nobody come and start sorrying for somebody else

theInterpreter:
what I'm saying is

if you continue staying all over Nigeria and keep shouting

Biafra will never come

you can take that to the bank

When we were doing protests, our elites never cared.
Our enemies infiltrated our peaceful protests with hoodlums and miscreants..
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Our brothers got killed by the terrorist police and military in their trigger-happy and bloodthirsty frenzy..
And yet, they still called our brothers terrorists.
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Now we stayed at home.
ALL OF US.
Both we and our brothers stayed at home..
(Even though the hoodlums amongst us still decided not to stay at home with us, but to stay outside and cause mayhem.)
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Our elites started feeling the heat of our silent Sit-at-home protest.
Our Governors started reacting.
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And now saboteurs like you came out to say that our SILENCE is now known as “SHOUTING”??..
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That's just so terrible and Ironic of you.
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We are not Shouting.
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We just stayed indoors, in absolute silence.
We are punishing ourselves and our businesses.
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We are the ones that are supposed to be loosing.
But we are sacrificing the losses we are passing through now to the Biafraland Which is still unborn at the moment, but is very sure to come.

Brimstone77:
if you're serious go and start a protest in your region and stop ranting on nairaland..

This uppercut is brutal

theInterpreter:
what I'm saying is

if you continue staying all over Nigeria and keep shouting

Biafra will never come

you can take that to the bank

In that Case....
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Let our shouting stop bothering you..

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Take this to the bank too

theInterpreter:
are they shouting Biafra?

are the Nigerians in the diaspora disturbing the government for seccesion?

you guys have been benefiting from the Nigerian contraption

now that you can't dominate you want Biafra

go home if you want Biafra

simple

Once Biafra comes, the whole shoutings will stop..
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Biafra now becomes a country on its own, with its own laws.
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Nigerian laws will stop working on Biafrans..
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By then, you midgets from Nigeria cannot detect anything again for any Biafran..
(Including your internationally outlawed police and military).
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And guess what??
I will still be on Nairaland.
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Just the way other people from other countries are here on Nairaland too.

Are they also going to vaccinate Muslims inside mosques on Fridays??

dionma:
You cannot eat your cake and have it. Choose your Biafra and stay there. After all that was your wish. Nigerian has a right to determine who they want in their country just like any other nation.

That we want our country that we can call our own, it doesn't mean that there are citizens of the same country who doesn't want to be abroad within the neighbouring countries...
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So, what exactly are you saying??
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Are you guys that hostile and poisonous and toxic that you hate foreigners from your neighbouring countries??

theInterpreter:
you want Biafra?

leave Lagos and Abuja

go back home

stop decieving yourselves

you can't eat your cake and have it

especially the way you've successfully made everyone your enemy

In that case, tell all Nigerians that are living abroad to come back home to Lagos and Abuja,, and tell the Igbos amongst them to go back to their motherlands..
I mean,, is there anything wrong with someone deciding to go abroad and stay there??
Are there no Nigerians in Cameroun And Bene-Republic and Mali and Nigér Republic??
That means, they should all leave their valid international residency permits and come back home naa.??
(You are stupid For typing this thing you just typed above there).

Felimax:
No visa or resident permit for at least a decade to help Nigeria sanitize the residues of probably the remains of everything igbo that is left behind.
Now check yourself. Why will you fight for visa or resident permit in a country where you were once a number three citizen? Why did not you say at last the country of the rising sun has been birthed so let's join hands to make Biafra like Dubai or the envy of the world.
By God's grace these your Eastern state, you people must take and go we can't be fighting wars from all corners.

As good as America is, there are lots of Americans in Nigeria with their Visas and residence permits, and they are doing their businesses here in Nigeria.
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Even as Mali and Guinea are undergoing serious unrest, there are Igbo Citizens living there and doing their businesses.
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Now check it..
If I am a full citizen in my country and I am a foreign citizen in your country, then tell me, am I no longer fully protected by the bilateral agreements between my country and your country.??
And should anything happen to me, don't you think that your country will have my country to respond to.??
In fact, let me tell you..
Failure of your country to respond to my country’s call would warrant some international sanctions on your country - not only from my country - but from many other countries who would now begin to see your country as an unfriendly country for foreigners.
And your country so much likes International Ties..
So, what were you saying?

James4358:
Hello my nairaland family. I'll make this post short & precise... I buried my dad around april this year.

Am the only available child, as my elder brother relocated abroad in january & has refused to make contact. I took a loan to sponsor my bro's trip abroad, & also took another loan from my bank to partly sponsor the burial as all the family burden rested on my shoulders..

Last month, my dad appeared in a dream telling me to hurry up in paying a vow he made in church of abt 50k before he died. I was warming up to pay the vow this month's ending as am stil servicing the loans i got from my bank.

He appeared last week to remind me but yesterday night's own came with severe flocking. Am stil feeling the pains from the cain he used at my back & joints..

How do i contain him before month end when i'll be bouyant to pay the vow.

Am afraid he may return with more beatings,. & am jst 30yrs old, & wouldnt want to have any part of my body deformed as a result.

Your suggestions wil be greatly appreciated!

Other people's dead relatives appear in their dreams to give them money..
Some even appear to their kids and give them Lotto Jackpot Numbers which hits millions in real-life.
And here you are.
Your dead father comes to your dream to give you the beating of your life which comes out in reality.
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Let me scatter your brain small.
It's very possible that your Dad is actually owing an occultist set-up that parades itself as a church. And now he is gone, the spirits behind the occultist set-up still want their money paid.
Thus, you're the next person who is supposed to pay up.
Thus, they are torturing you with the appearance of your dad.
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Think about this

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-anti-ipob-protesters-storm-national-assembly-photos/

OK.. But IPOB denied the act.
They said that it wasn't IPOB members who did that.
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So, what's the protest for??

Felimax:
Yes is a right! I am praying seriously for the east to go and everything Ibo Eastern Ibo should vacate Nigeria in a matter of 90 days and should not return till about 10 years later. Alaba should go, all Ibo markets saturated round the country should go, Ladipo market should go. In fact, any Ibo man located in any part of Nigeria should vacate in 90 days, married or not, working or not. We are sick and tired of all these noise everyday. Nigeria please give Eastern Ibo Biafra.

Biafrans would go back to Biafraland and obtain Nigerian Visas from the Nigerian Embassy in Biafraland (or the embassies of whichever new-country you guys might have formed too)..
Then they would obtain full residence permits and work permits or business permits from the Biafran embassy in your territories..
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Now, check yourselves.
Can your people obtain Biafran Visas to go and be in Biafraland??
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(You would now start to say that there is nothing in Biafraland that would attract your people...
.... Then, that one na your wahalla shaa)

We are watching...

Oga Alexreports (Gleesmodel)..
So, you think you can lie to Nairalanders too??
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Well, let me drop this quick advice for you, in case you really want your Maduka to go anywhere far in the November Election.
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1. He Better start now to perfect his rigging plans..
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2. If he doesn't want to rig, then he better start now to recruit lots of party agents to caver all the Polling-units and All Wards Collation Centres, and all LGAs Collation Centres across the state. And they should be very vigilant, and keep thorough records and videos of possible, so that you can use the evidences to head to the tribunal. (If your agents dared to collect any money - or bow to threats - in order to compromise and allow fraudulent practices at the Polling-units or Collation Centres, then your chances are gone)

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