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kestolove95:
no time to fvck?

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ha ha! Face front. How often do you f*ck?

I will never forget his "world tour '92" packaged album

eliok:
learn Photoshop in 60 minutes.

Can send you the video if you drop your email

Oga Eliok, i just stumbled on this thread and i iave gained more than i expected. Kindly help with the video too.

jacobamojo@gmail.com

IamAnderson:
you obviously don't know anything about dogs
saint bernards aren't even that aggressive and any dog that isn't trained well will run away when attacked.
a well trained dog doesn't attack out of fear and running towards it is signing your obituary.
see breeds like gsd, kangal, alabai, Caucasian ovcharka, dobberman, Rottweiler, malinois try that on one of them and see if you'll survive to come and post it here on NL
fear aggression isn't a stable form of aggression in dogs, and most of our Nigerian dogs have it and their owners think it's a good thing. if you train a dog against that fear aggression, then that's when you'll see the strength of the dog. my dog doesn't have fear aggression and he won't even bark if you enter my compound he'll just rush you and attack you, the more you kick him of slap him the harder he'll tear at your belly or privates till one of you will die there

lol. You made me laugh.

I remember a woman in my area then, who had 3 boys and was pregnant witq the 4th And scan showed he was a boy as well. This woman had go diabolical to ciange the sex to a girl. After giving birth, you know what? The girl had/has severe acute down syndrome. Everyone used to chase her away. She was found of using vugal language and was expelled from every school she attended. Omo ti di sisi bayi sha. It's bn over 10years i saw her last sha.

brownemmanuel43:
Keep it real bro, hope where u are is safe bcs Pa Buhari's children will be masturbating right now to get their own cut

Modified: I have seen that some moderators on nairaland are just nonsense, how would somebody be posting pictures of those Katsina indigenes eating grasses be allowed?
Pls those indigenes are humans like us, nobody planned to be in that situation. It pains my heart whenever I see that picture on nairaland

I am yet to see the picture. Abeg, share.

INCREDIBLE007:
with your smart phone
I can teach you how to make money 2ru konga & jumia
it's very simple
and indulge in warfare prayers ( village people might be involved)
I CAN'T ADVICE MY ENEMY TO VENTURE into prostitution
it's disadvantages far outweighs it advantages

i want to learn as well.

SmartPolician:
If ONLY Jonathan had some balls like Amaechi, we would probably have a better country today. Congratulations on your appointment, sir.

You meam he shouldn't have handed over or relinquish power to bubu when the latter was announced winner of 2015 presidential election? Hmmmm

Sebastine1994:
I know Samson Sia Sia very well, I met him around IBB square in benue, the man is rude off camera.


I just took a ball for him to sign autograph, na so the man begin abuse me.

I hate that man, I decided to take it out on his daughter, Very tall girl, we met at Hertfordshire in the UK.

I give am all side, this is a public forum. you won't understand

lol "revenger"

obembet:
I will advice u to go for commission instead of salary.. salary will give u target which u must meet up.

Insurance company like Aiiko, Arm, alliance, comerstone will give u 40k to start.. but MUTUAL BENEFITS, Leadway pay on commission. One business in insurance can change ur story for life... Expecially if u work with those insurance that do life and non life business. I have seen someone that wants over 400M commission on vessel insurance. I think MUTUAL BENEFITS..


Just that Working in insurance is good cos u don't have limit of what u can earn. but its stressful.



Insurance company that do life and non life and pay on commission


Mutual benefit

Leader way - commission

IGI
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Those that pay salary

AIIKO

Old mutual

Corner Stone

Alliance

Custodians

Energy

custodians don't pay salaries. They pay commision to their marketers.

michaelpop50:
Go ahead and learn. Dating should be one of the easiest and cheapest of all the street jobs out there.

but some people are saying dating is obsolete and out of vogue. How true is this because i don't wanna waste my time n money. Pls, advice.

michaelpop50:
I don't know about those people oh. I've never heard of them before. Na dating I specialize on.

bro,i wan learn o. Hope tools no cost sha?

Jeux:
Baba rest for this matter, judging from your write up you never press computer before, all these your yarnings na normal paper analysis wey every Tom and dick Dey hear and see everyday. The street is military..... if you bomb Nigeria today millions of Nigerians will pay you billions of naira, just get your fmt, everyday a mugu is born and everyday a mugu must pay. Go buy laptop and hustle and stop saying what you don’t know online to appear woke

boss,make i come learn work from you?

michaelpop50:
There are levels to BEC. Cheaper ways dey too if you nor won dey buy the higher and more expensive tools. BEC broad oh

how these guys who sell shopwithsrcript and jumia log. Are they real?

Nisiw365:
Yes oo. Just that if you learn BEC and you are rich enough to buy tools, you may one day hit $400k

What is this BEC ana how does it work?

baralatie:
If he falls sick of high blood pressure and stroke his treatment will cost him less than #150000 in a reputable hospital to get results.
So instead of spending money on after the fact .is it not cheaper to get the DNA test

How much is DNA test self?

G standard football field should have been included. Mtcheeew

chinonsoso:
Hmmmn finally that is what I will have to do eventually. Gaskia

be watchful sha. Many of these ladies are ready to play second fiddle. Just play your game with caution. Wetin man go do. Body no be stone.

chinonsoso:
Bro, no be small thing. She will just start fighting with me for no reasonable cause all because she doesn't want us to end up having sex. Shameful.

same here o. But i have resorted to having a side chick in owo but i am based in akure. This girl is all over me o. She's talking like she wants to be second wife bt i can't have 2 wives. I am taking my time sha and being careful as well.

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Plut01:
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Hope this is not the same with the one that happened last month where they were forced to go back to their desert North?

If this is real, I will have to pass it to the Governor's SA. Have some of their contacts. But are you sure of this?


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before i came across this thread, i saw a few strange faces which were fulanis on bike in my area in araromi igoba,alon shasha yesterday evening while strolling to first gate to get some things. If you're familiar with igoba, shasha where this bandits abound is just a stone throw. I had to alert my wife yesterday evening when g got home.

i have informed lanlord assocition chairman this morning and as i am typing, i have provision for relocating my family now till further notice. Pls,help inform the SAs. One has to be vigilant.

It's real. I live in Igoba, Akure. I was indoor till around 5pm when i decided to take a stroll. I noticed many of them on bikes and i was suspicious.

i had to inform my wife when i got home. I had even told my wife our doors must be locked by 6pm to avoid story that touch the mind. Someone should please help us reach out to Gov Akeredolu.

Which kind country be this? Something that's inadequate for its citizens is to be sold to other country! Ah, i miss road come naija.

chatinent:
Is there sth about Lai’s cap with the pole we don't know?
..

Lie may be "Alade hu'wo" which means Alade grows horn in our old alawiye text book.

We need divine intervention. I am thinking we should invite our bad leaders for a feast or any occasion and bomb them all. I don't know the what future holds for our children. I pity upcoming generations. Let's divide this country and everyone go his/her separate ways. BullCow-ry has failed us woefully. This country is irredemable under this failed,satanic,blood thirsty and selfish administration. I give up.

I don't know what stops NFF from sacking the incompentent Rohr. Eagles have lost every air of respect since this disaster of a coach took over. Just 2pages comments from our own nairaland,no traffic.smh.
#sackrohrnow

azraeljaheel:
NTA

which of the nta stations?

hustlertothecor:
Ah father, seriously bro,I just contacted my doctor now,he said i will be fine again,but you know when you do things that you are not meant to do, your brain interpret another thing entirely

yes,one's brain will trigger negative thought whicg will at last affect how body works. You're truly a strongman bro. I wish you a long life filled with happiness. Just to to your doctor's advice and take your medications as prescribed, then always drink enough water.

i sent you a mail.
bless me with your generousity as well. My aza

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A. O. J.

Samunique:
Ijebus are the worst people to challenge by the killer herdsmen, I can assure you that those people are not nice at all. They will give the fulanis the worst treatment of their lives.

I remember what happened some years back in Shagamu.

is it the one that happened in isale oko in 1997 between shagamu and the hausas?

[quote author=AchalugoNwa post=102494540]lol bro
if I tell you my personal encounter with berem you'll laugh but let me just leave it.


non of them was a buharist more than berem she stood loyal to buhari even when there was a little chance of Buhari winning. she stood with him during the days of cpc those days you'll see berem defending buhari even when her voice seems to be small.
non of these Apc urchins supported Buhari more than berem.

I fought berem so bloodly and unleash one of my deadly tactics on her which made her deactivate her very old moniker berem.
I took the fight so personal which made many people started asking questions if I knew her physically. she deactivated her account and that made me feel so bad I have to send her message and we exchanged WhatsApp contacts and started chatting where I even apologized more, she was even crying that[quote]hope you can remember an idiot here on NL hacked berem's account and uploaded her supposed pu**y in 2015. Who was thaj idiot?