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dudusky007:
What a wrong way to die, friend go call you say come party dey(come mk we go die) you sef wear shirt run go... Lord we cancel every negative call that will end our life in Jesus name.AMEN

And there are some people o, no matter how drunk, they will be actively conscious on wheels. I have one truck driver that when drunk drives consciously and he eyes will be wide open and ckear on wheels but will fall yakata when he tries walking while drunk.

Danisaint112:
The snake looks like a Black Mamba; One of the most deadliest snake in the world, Kills in less than a minute no matter how strong your are, One of the fastest in the world, And mostly Above six feet tall for an adult male.
Lucky set of students.

Are there black mambas in Nigeria?

Conner44:
oga there is nothing like vehicle manufacturer that has cheapest engine. engine price is always by the year and model of the car.

the cheapest car engine in market today might be the volkswagen beetle own

who still uses the volkswagen beetle? It's been a long time i saw it on our roads.

capitalR:
I'm buying 5 tonnes lemme know the cost per kg,location and cost per ton asap

i'll give you feedback tonight.

Cheers but work hard oh, and learn programming to by the side just enroll now and see if you like it. If you no like am commot hand sharp sharp. You'll get a cert at the end self which is really nice.

i'll give you feedback tonight.

capitalR:
We require suppliers/ dealers of these products; cow horns,gallstones,puzzle,horn tips,tendon,cow tail hair.. Available to pick up supplies from your location for quantity above 5 tons. If available contact 08164720588 asap.

how much do you buy? I can help you source. I am based in Aure, ondo. You will pay me commission when biz clicks.

OGWILLS123:
1:1 ratio means one man biz, in this case if the biz
owner travel, the biz will also travel with him.
If the biz owner die (God forbid ) the biz will also die
with him.
The biz cannot generate positive cash flow without the
owner.
So in this case your money is tie to one man, which is very
risky.

So if the OP can come up with a biz ideas that can generate positive cashflow even while he is sleeping on a couch like a baby am
all ear's.

i am also in need of 300k loan to kick start a small biz centre where i will be registering candidates for exams and doing online reg. as well. I will complememt this money with car tracking and dashboard cameras. I'll kick start mini importation even with 20k. I'll this money monthly with interest within 1yr. Business will be setup in Akure, Ondo state. I need help ASAP.

iKingsley:
Godamit! Why the story keeps changing?

This pretty girl doesn't know what she's put her hands into

Her supposed lawyers would have thrown in the trowel.

tutudesz:
If you have excess cash, I advise you install 6 cam like this. 1 facing the front, 1 facing the back and 4 facing your doors been saved from different views from LASTMA/Police

like how much does each cam cost plus installation?

SegFault:
Cheers but work hard oh, and learn programming to by the side just enroll now and see if you like it. If you no like am commot hand sharp sharp. You'll get a cert at the end self which is really nice.

ok,thanks.

SegFault:
Yes I've gotten the name of the university (university of the people) now you have to make a choice.
A) You learn some side skill and use it to sustain yourself while doing the course (they only offer about four courses and CS is one of them) UoP is free though you'll have to look deep into this, I haven't enrolled yet because I have no laptop.
B) You go to a private university or you rewrite jamb and enroll for a fed or state school next year, you can still enroll in UoP since Nigerian schools teach CS like we are in the dragon age of Computers.
The choice is yours.

Oh,thanks for this. Of what essence is enrolling into a private,state or fed uni when one has already been given admission in UoP? I will rather stick with the UoP.

SegFault:
Go to private university or if you have a laptop and are really seriously interested in CS internet I think there's a sponsored online university (I've forgotten it's name) you can get a CS degree.

Are you sure about this? Pls, i need this. Help me get the info.

HRMK:
go on.......ur not doing badly as a fresher......no remedy for whoever has gone round the bend!those that the gods av condemned,they first made mad.....pls resume ur psycho....people do enjoy ur free show......hahaha...........AM SURE UR EVEN RELATED TO BOBBYRISKY......hahaha.....

Mentally derailed hyper-psycho homo-sapien who needs urgent medical assistance. I bliv you missed your drugs. You need to be tied by your collar.

olatade:
One issue 25 different stories. Am moving to Ghana to work in Toyota plant jare!

Bro,i have interest in the Toyota plant job. Are you for real?

[quote author=HRMK post=103228305][/quote]Ejo l'o fero. I don't have your time. Your insanity is beyond control. This is the last message i'll dignify you with. Jor, k'osi danu!

HRMK:
hmmm...i thought as much!u evn speak local language!no yoruba son talks to elders this way:ijokijo nijo asinwin,warawere lomode ntoko esi bo...oya....mawibe kiri....omo ti nwon o ko nle tabi ti kogba eko,ita ni a gbe nko!eni bi omo ti ko gbon fi abe jona!maaa....wibe kiri.....oya.,.bere ise......

lol. Baba ode! O n p'ofo loju ara e! O mase o. Se o mo pe o ti n sinwin tipe? Asinwin oni kobokobo nie. Agba'ya!!

HRMK:
A BASTARD IS EVEN WORSE THAN A LUNATIC!UNTIL THE PARENTS ADDRESS HIS ISSUE HE REMAINS A RECURRING DECIMALTO THE FML!!

Your parents failed to instil morals and discipline in you. And i know you as well trained your children to become ruthless agbaya who talk and go about like a sheep without a rudder. You're shameless old fool and i doubt you are as old as you claimed. I have said it once and i will repeat myself; you're suffering from over-stretched damaged brain and i think animals are even more civilized than you. A whole septuagenarian coming online to bash! O mase o! Agbaya ti ko ni'rori. Akin danidani. Ashiere. Were onipangolo. Think with your manure-filled brain and see what your mates are doing. Sick and daft old fool.

DonroxyII:
GbasGbos mean say he should invite her to the hotel ... then make dem shukushuku , make her orgasm and tell her what he wants from her ...

Woman listened attentively after coming back Orgasm .... The brain would have removed all the toxins inhibiting concentration and promoting lack of understanding!!

Exactly what he ought to have done. I thought your gbas gbos meant "abara ati ese"

DonroxyII:
Don't mind him ... Something simple gbasgbos will solve ... He locked her out ... That woman can never listen to him lailai... She will pay him back and his agression will kukuma scatter everything ... sha tell us when kasala burst ... so we go commemorate and commiserate

lol. That gbas gbos got me cracking. E never reach that level bro.

HRMK:
one thing that is certain abt u is that ur parents made sure u went to school but had no time to give u the necessary moral upbringing.u think its only those buhari called #lazyyouths that use the social media!while septuagenarians like me in ur fml rot away in the village,am active on all social media!u dont blame a bastard that abuses u when same has become a recurring decimal with the parents!no time to waste on nonentities!good day!!

You are a disgruntled old fool. Septuagenarian my foot! You came online to rain insults and expected me to keep mute and and applaud you abi? You want to score cheap goal abi? I wonder how you trained your children. Baba, try and be cautious in your dealings. This is a faceless forum.

HRMK:
UR SO DUMB!WAS HE THE ONLY BFRD SHE HAD WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED?HOW MANY LADIES SPEND THEIR WEDDING NIGHTS WITH A DFFT MAN FROM THE FIANCE?NOTHING IS NEW UNDER THE SUN!RATHER THAN ATTACK OTHERS,SIMPLY SAY URS...LOBATAN....CHIKENAN!!

Seems yov have an over-stretched damaged brain. You lack courtesy and your stupidy is so glaring. How dare you called me dumb? because adultery is a norm among your sisters and maybe your wife is an adultrer does implies every married women out there indulge in it.

yorubarere:
He went overboard and exposed the woman to danger. I am not disputing that.

Good for taking note.

yorubarere:
You don't know how female psychology works bro. If the brother had prevailed on him. She will pick it as "whenever I wrong again, I will call bro so so so". That dude not succumbing further sealed his authority that he is incharge and the wife will note that as well.

you made a good point. Yeah, i like your narrative here. But the issue here is the dangers associated with her sleeping outside.

yorubarere:
For those of us that did psychology, that is reinforcing bad attitudes with that your advise. It will only get worst. Op went too far tho but he got the results he wanted and that is good enough to maintain peace.

worst, as in? After his brother had called to plead on behalf of the wife. He ought to have given in and even picked her up and settle the matter away from home.

HRMK:
i blv she culd av a man she uses the skimpy dress to crush on in church!!

This irrelevant. She's newly married for God's sake.

karkinase:
guy, don't be too authoritative on your woman.. that moment your brother called, you should have rescind every atom of disrespectfulness she showed to you. besides your marriage is just two months.. prolly honeymoon stage . just dont be too harsh . women are very complex beings.

plus the op ought to have invited his wife to the hotel where he lodged n iron things out thereby, giving her a good and satisfying f*ck, then both proceed home the following day.

Cokahot:
If there is no cctv footage of the hotel premises in the last 48 rs after the body was found,then she might walk out free.

How? Please elucidate more comprehensively.

Asgard73:
..... then why is chidimma taking the blame and all..
why did she admit to have killed ... and why is she not talking

If there’s bruises and his neck strangled.. which we know .. she can break the neck.. the bruises ?

There’s much more to chidimma confession ... who is her accomplice?

This matter wan tie wrapper...

Or maybe she’s a martial art expert...

We were made to belheve that #10m was found in her account apart from the #380k she withdrew from the deceased acct. I suspect she dint act alone and that #10m in her acct is what she's paid for the hit.

In a situation whereby she gets pregnant, who owns the chilld among them? Plus the woman would get strenght o n her pot would have become a condemned borehole.

WaffenSS:
And after surviving the so-called assault by brutally murdering him, she calmly packed her stuff, took his card, went to withdraw money, and didn't report either the assault or the murder to anyone. Look at her picture, she's all made up, looking well, and not a sign of distraught or panic about her demeanor.

Come on, Mr Lawyer.

Your argument hasn't got a leg to stand on.

Usifo may still groaming in pains when Chidinma escaped with his ATM card. She didn't mean to kill him.