₦airaland Forum

Conner44:
I can’t grow up. I only grow ‘down’. Think of it like I am suffering from “Benjamin Button” disease

Heaven knows why he didn’t allow you to be around when that poor family came knocking. Who knew maybe you’d have told iyawo to slam your door on their faces and sent them off hungry

God works in miraculous ways doesn’t he?

Conner44:
Before nko? That’s exactly why I’m able to spot amateurs from a mile away

Oya finish your story. I’m sure the second family must have drank another bowl of garri again. Remember to reserve the one for your dinner sha. Tell iyawo not to give everything out as charity lest you go to bed hungry

Conner44:
Which one is Tbcd again? or have another family started knocking on your door now that you can’t conclude your story immediately?

All these Nairaland amateur script writers self

dahme147:
My brother,,,hmmmmm. By the time i got to d bus stop, I saw the aboki bringing out another bundle to pay the bike man ...I just lock-up...Lord have mercy on me ooo

nairavsdollars:
My mind tells me Osinbajo will not want to contest against Tinubu if he decides to contest. Let's hear from Tinubu first whether he will run or not

Philipmems:
Don't do it, gave someone $5000 for almost 4 years now not a cent. Although it's nothing compared to what I earn monthly, it's just the principle and the betrayal that hurts.

33bandit:
I've found a phone without sim.with a cracked screen ..I still have it ,ah go dash girl soon sha

I've found slippers ..I gave it out to one hausa boy I met ..
Someone forgot some paint buckets ,I sold those .I've no use for them ...
Little ones like caps baby clothes etc..I dash it out

YoungLionken:
Some of these LITTLE THINGS are underrated..

Abboniki works for both waist and muscle, feverish conditions and miraculously cures body odour..

We tend to rely on the wisdom/knowledge of the Westerners more than ours here..

I was surprised at the cheap, traditional and effective remedy for stomach ulcer. This is something one would pay exorbitantly for in hospital..

And again, we Africans have failed to upgrade whatever we learnt from our forefathers...

Tmlivesport:
Need to get a new phone as my present one Gionee M5+ is due for a change after using it for more than 4years thanks to slot computer village Lagos.

Thinking of going for

New iPhone 7plus 128gb

Or

New Samsung S9plus


Please which is more durable? and what do I need to watch out for?

dahme147:
100k back in university days 2004. The money actually fell from an aboki's(burudi change) pocket.....

ruggedtimi:
One certain night around 8pm two of my cousins and myself we were on two different bikes and suddenly the bike riders stopped. Omo see money for ground, I was the last to come down from the bike I picked around 6k...my cousins picked around 8-10k each. When we arrived at our destination bike-man no collect money from us, I had to ask for money from the bike-man cause na me hold the bike from falling.
Baba add like 3k for me.

CalvinGaye:
Work as an online Teacher.
Earns BTW $3000 to $7000 monthly.

Guyman02:
This guy is really pushing for true federalism in Nigeria, kudos to him, I would rather vote him than Tinubu

Guyman02:
This guy is really pushing for true federalism in Nigeria, kudos to him, I would rather vote him than Tinubu

Tomahawk99:
I will love to, let's hope more people show interest. Drop your email address or whatsapp number so that even if people don't show interest i can share the info/links with you.

Tomahawk99:
Get a AWS cloud certification.

Get more info here
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Infosec (cyber security) is a good field and there's a lot of entry courses and certifications including free ones that are really good.
I'm 2 months into my study for AWS cloud practitioner, i just wanted to add cloud computing knowledge to my skills. (Maybe cloud security in future)
If there's enough interest i will try to drop links/info on some free but good courses for cloud computing (AWS), Infosec (Cyber security) and Linux OS.

jumpandpas:
Very wrong. Pls avoid anything laterite in your building.

Amotolongbo:
[s][/s]Stop exhibiting your ignorance!

This is a rare genetic case/disorder called progeria.

Those who have read the book, “curious case of Benjamin Button” will understand this situation where Benjamin Button was born with this disorder and aging in reverse

nony43:
If OBJ like make him be UN secretary General, my own be say you see how he knelt down begging market women to vote Buhari, he should kneel down to same way at the market square begging Nigerians to forgive him for supporting evil.

nony43:
If OBJ like make him be UN secretary General, my own be say you see how he knelt down begging market women to vote Buhari, he should kneel down to same way at the market square begging Nigerians to forgive him for supporting evil.

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

StPete:
But shouldn't you have started saving for the next rent right from when you paid the last rent? Una go wait till die-minute before running helter skelter when you had one full year to do so.


Anyways, pack to a smaller accommodation that you can afford because if they gather this one for you, you will still come next year to ask again and again and never learn your lesson

Lamasta:
The state should be on lockdown seriously......

Lamasta:
The state should be on lockdown seriously......

Onepeople:
From one region.