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Chynx:
I have no pity for such miscreants.

#SayNoToHomosexuals

Is dat ur verdict? Are they God?

Disgusting. Innocent souls fell by the hoodlum bullets. May the armed robbers know no peace....amen

Jaypea98:
Alex Ferguson

See ur mouth.lolz. Alex Ferguson ko Wenger ni!

merieam16:
Nice 1 also remember jimi sholanke,d old man dat sings with a guitar while sayin he's stories

Yeah,you have good memory. I knew it as "storyland" then. Can't forget "speakout". I miss my childhood days!

Who's our coach?

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princemillla:
Mehn you Don old oooooo. To remember this advert wella. Those period, there was one show like that on NTA7 name : owo lese, erinkeke babasuwe with opebe


Gone were those worry less days mehn

Gone,gone and gone were those days. The days of aworerin on LTV8,days of comedians like baba Segun,Obalende,e.t.c. Days of gbongbo ese,Iwa eda,wonder woman,enu,e.t.c. I miss those wonderful old days. Wish I am young again to stay glued to my dad's black&white president television and watch those movies once more.

sexymoma:
ST Soap though
I still remember their song
Ose St ma re o.. eh
Ose St ma re o..eh
ikan daara fun'we lasan...eh
ikan daara fun'aso fifo..eh
oun foso mo ki jaso o bo
o le koko kin jewo o jare
ose St ma re ooo..eh

Also,I remember Kanpala Soap advert. It goes forth:
Ose kampala tii de
Kii gbogbo ose teriba
Ose tawa dibo fun
Lo 'ose kampala t'aye n fe
Chorus: aso t'eba f'ose kampala fo
Yio tuntun bi'gba te sese ra
Ohun t'eba f'ose kampala fo
Yio tuntun lai labawon..
A man says thus thus:
Ose kampala taa gb'ade okaabo. B'ose tobi to lo n foso mo. Ose kampala,o kaare o. Tun bo maa b'adoti wojo gbon!

Laide advert goes thus:
Laide de o..... Laide
Perfume jelly.... Laide
Agbara de o...laide,o daara

Yoyoyo nirun,yoyo l'ara, yoyo oloorun!

"Àwín" in yoruba

falconey:
good now copy my comment and paste it on that site you copied the story from......case closed!

lol. Funny you.

destinyhabert:
i have been dating this guy & he used to be crazy about me, he used to beat me up when he gets angry but still i loved him. i take care of myself by looking nice which he admired, he doesn't give me much money which i didn't mind because he's stil struggling to survive, until last december he gave me 10k for xmas which i rejected,i wanted to prove a point to him that because i don't complain over money doesn't mean he shouldn't be up & doing, some of his friends adviced him to break up wit me, i apologised to him because i knew i went overboard about it. 2days before valentine he called me out & we made up, d nxt day he left town & told me he had an interview on dat valentine day, i wished him well, the whole of dat valentines day he never picked my cal until midnight he then returned my cal. my problem now is that he doesn't care about me anymore because i know he's seeing someone else. one mind is telling me to let go but am still inlove with him & am hurting deep down because we shared so much in common & people envied our love. what do i do? pls advice me

Brb

falconey:
OP you need an extra rabbit.......you have already taken a bad step which is geting a rabbit from your sis(what a sis!!!). ........ Is normal when a man act childish to get satisfied but woman it becomes awkward and disgusting!!!

Agrrrrrrhhhh! This neither happened to me nor my sister. I culled it from naija news(a website) and decided to share with my fellow nairalanders.

Aprime:
Haha
This reminds me of a song.

[s]Some can Bleep but have no dick.
Some have dick but cannot Bleep.
We have dick and we can Bleep.

Glory be to lalala [/s]

And It's always right to say no to premarital sex. But to avoid problems like this, it's sensible and logical that you taste each other, to know if you're compatible or not.

Though, one shouldn't use this platform as an excuse to ransack every hole or tweak every joystick in the name of compatibility. No, that's forni-patibility.

Hahahahahahahahaha your song got me me laughing.....hehehehehehe

This is one issue causing serious wahala in many young marriages today. Read her story below:
I dont enjoy s*x with my hubby because of many reasons which i cannot state here. Its really frustrating. I have tried to subtly give him clues so i wont hurt his feelings but he never learns and would release even before I finish removing my pant...
My elder sister bought a rabbit vibrator from the UK for me and its out of this world. I am a house wife and I now see myself looking forward to my husbands leaving in the morning so I can indulge, my problem now is that I cant seem to get enough. I cum like 2/3 tyms every day before he comes home from work. My orgasm always knocks me out and I tend to deeply sleep off immediately.
My kids are home on mid term break and I had to chase them out of my room yesterday so I can indulge. I slept from 11am to almost 3pm and my kids were hungry. I was so ashamed of myself when I woke up and the thing was still in my veejay.
I feel as if my new rabbit is beginning to change me into something else. I rarely have strength to do any thing these days and my hubby is beginning to complain though I pretend to be sick to get him off my back.
I hid it inside one old long shoe but I am never comfortable. Whenever hubby goes to the wardrobe my heart jumps into my mouth.
I really am very confused about this thing. It has taken me to heaven yet has stolen my sanity and peace of mind. I have thought about throwing it away but I really don't know if I can cope without it.
Please what do i do?

shawn5ng:
Hello friends,
Have you ever considered that dollar is still floating around #225 to #228 because Chinese companies are on holiday. By march they will resume and the battle for dollar will be intensed.
It is a common logic. Economist will say the higher the demand, the higher the price. This same law of demand and supply will come up again and now that deman is high on dollar with higher demand by march the dollar will and can not stop at #230 rather it will hit #250 by march ending.
What do we do. Let most importers focus more on exportation and earn this dollar in exchange for their goods. That way, pressure will be less on dollar and you make more money.

Ok,well said.

Cityguy:
That's his own way of 'shredding'. In a clime where madness is infectious, it only takes one mad man to ignite abnormal behaviour and the rest would be history. Even if the car has been used for a thousand years, that's not the safest way to dispose it off. No wonder psychiatric evaluation was suggested for those who aspire to lead us. Isn't it evidently justified by these recent ignoble acts from our polithiefcians?

That's first class madness. He needs help ASAP. Yes,those who aspire to lead us need to be check upstairs. In another sane country,he would have been cooling his head in police cell by now if not in the prison.

Cityguy:
That's his own way of 'shredding'. In a clime where madness is infectious, it only takes one mad man to ignite abnormal behaviour and the rest would be history. Even if the car has been used for a thousand years, that's not the safest way to dispose it off. No wonder psychiatric evaluation was suggested for those who aspire to lead us. Isn't it evidently justified by these recent ignoble acts from our polithiefcians?

That's first class madness. He needs help ASAP. Yes,those who want to lead us need to be check upstairs. In another sane country,he would have been cooling his head in police cell by now if not in the prison.

What an arrant nonsense and waste of resources? He should have returned the vehicle to the person who gave him rather than setting it ablaze. Foolishness at it's peak.

Sad news. This is sad and pathetic. These politicians and their wives shouldn't be trusted. Mama Peace might have used their blood to fortify against losing the upcoming election for her "horseband". Don't trust anyone. Even so called men of God. R.I.P. to the dead. May their sins be forgiven and God give their families the fortitude to bear thd loss (amen).

Yeah,change is imminent. We are prepared to either swim or sink with GMB. #thechangeweneed

Who is their coach? Is Keshi still incharge of super eagles?

teebudutu:
sincerely u may be right with your view of Mbu..., in fact I have never been his fan, but sometime let's be objective on issue, forget his motives for doing this but the positive impact his action would have on our police force....I am always impressed when i see police men respond to protests abroad with their mode of dressing and composure, they do so in a professional manner with a good display of displine but that's not the case here in nigeria. For me, it's a lauable one and I wish him all d best

You are right bro. His actions towards better policing are laudable.
At times,I wonder how some police dress while on duty with their extra-baggy trousers and their raincoat shirts. It baffles me at times seeing police in mufti. I usually say in my mind what impression/signal these bad eggs are sending to the public.
I wrote the earlier quote because I know hw my dear country goes about its business. Mbu's moves for instance need to be applauded but what am saying is that immediately he gets what he wants,some powerful forces in the country would castigate and even demote him if he fails to dance to their tunes. Therefore,he may look the other side and pretends nothing is wrong.
If Lagos police under Mbu eventually becomes the best-dressed police and best in apperance in Nigeria,what will be d fate of police in other states. Mind u,not all will emulate him.

ozoigbondu:
This man is a very discplined officer hell bent on instilling discpline on his fellow police men and changing the image of the police as boot lickers.

Mbu is a professional man that deserves every promotion if you behave well he will not cross you but try nonsense.For sanity to reign in our police force i propose mbu should be made IGP as soon as possible

#Mbu for IGP

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IGP..... That's exactly what he's lobbying for with his principles. I guess he's attention seeker.
Wait and let him eventually become the IGP and see how he would walk away from his righteous acts after his palms might av been greased. My opinion though.

Can't imagine a guy did this. He even inscribed names and time to bleep each girl on d condoms. Na wa o. By this time on Sunday,this guy for don turn walking skeleton.


*modified*
Sorry dudes,I forgot to upload the pics earlier. Now d pics has uploaded and enjoy your val.

I was on facebook this morning and stumbled on this picture that made me smile (not that it cracked my ribs). So I decided to share it with you my fellow Nairalanders.

SmartChoices:
OK noted Egypt uprising looming in Nigeria

Do u think Nigerians can stand uprise like that of Egypt? We don't want that and such 'l never happen in our dear country.

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT SAMBO DASUKI, Nigeria's National Security Adviser:
In August 1985, the evening of the 26th to be specific, at a time when Nigerians were celebrating the Muslim festival and enjoying the public holiday, a soldier named Badamasi Babangida was executing his plans of overthrowing the Nigerian Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari. One of the soldiers who arrested Buhari at gunpoint was a soldier named SAMBO DASUKI.vc After Buhari was arrested and his government toppled, IBB threw him into prison and handsomely rewarded Dasuki by making him his ADC (aide-de-camp).Sambo Dasuki was one of the four army majors that arrested Buhari at gunpoint that day. Others were Abubakar Dangiwa Umar, Lawan Gwadabe, Abdulmumuni Aminu. Buhari was left to rot in jail for two years and this wrecked his family life so bad that it led to a divorce with Safinatu, his beloved wife upon his release. While Buhari was also in jail, Babangida sent soldiers to ransack and vandalize his residence, in the process destroying some of Buhari's most valuable credentials and valuables.
Let me skip what happened to Sambo Dasuki and his father the former Sultan of Sokoto under General Abacha for today. He has been appointed as the National Security Adviser to President Jonathan and you really think Sambo Dasuki will want the elections to go on and Buhari become the President of Nigeria? Think again, what is going on has nothing to do with PVCs or bla bla bla. It is all about the interests of a few people strangling the country. I think all Nigerians should remain calm and read more and see how the game is played with the destinies of the almost 200 million of us. Things are not always what they seem to be.
Now you know where they are coming from and why they are so scared.
Arms crossed and watching the drama that will unfold in 3D.

ggrin:
Sex in da church

Twerking in da church

*cele I hail o*






God have mercy

Hello Mr Man,what has Cele got to do with this? You better don't run ur mouth anyhow.