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Francon:
The second picture looks like that insect that comes during raining season. Those days, people leave their buckets of water outside only to find d insects inside which will later be fried

We call them esusu.

freshness2020:
Koro should cool down abeg, and pdp Lagos should please put their house in order and make sure our man Jimi takes back Lagos from this corrupt Tinubu!

As long as I don't like quoting people negatively,much won't be heard from me. If Tinubu is corrupt, Bode George is what? .... Corrupt and an ex-convict. Do you now want people to cast their votes for a candidate who has an ex-convict for alledged corruption as "baba Isale" (godfather)?

KINGS (MONARCHS)
Hmmm! Have ever come accross the obas (kings) and their beatiful wives. I have always wondered why many of the kings' wives are ligh-skinned(fair) and beatiful. Go to Ijebuland and see things yourself.

The arrongant and ego-filled yoruba will say "bawo ni" or "s'owa pa" [img][/img]

Check this!

Hmmmmm! You really took time and patience to construct this article.
I must confess, I have never seen truth being told this way. But some people because of their selfishness and fear to say the truth would see it as threat to Jonathan's government.
Bro,u really hammered d nail on its head. More grease to ur palms.
I don't really have much to say about maladministration under Jonathan.
Some people seem to be happy with the country's setback and woes. I don't know why some people will still be shouting "GEJ Till 2019" while the country is wallowing in abject poverty and moving towards disintegration(if they really know what that means).
The condition of the country is pathetic and glaring to the public eyes. Even the dead are aware-for they are being disturbed from their rest with the sound of of bombs especially in the north which even shake earthcrust more than tremors or quakes.
A sane and sensible person need not to be told Jonathan must be sent packing in February 2015. To be sincere,he isn't competent for the post of number citizen. He's simply clueless and has no caring heart and value for human lives that he's supposed protect. Permit to call him names in my mother's tongue pls-"Oloshi, Ashiere,Oloriburuku,Adagbamaniye,Dindirin,Olofo ,Alainaani,Ologbon dori eja mu" (quote me and see d wrath of God. If one of his uncles or daughters had been a victim of BH,trust me,he would have since done needful).
As for Okupe and Reuben Abati,I plty them because they are sowing bad seeds and they should know that when it comes to their turn to taste power, "the blood they are sharing" will judge.
Reuben Abati on his own has lost the respect Nigerians accorded him during his stunt with Guardian news. I so much liked and respected his ego and doggedness on political issues and when he's with Guardian. But now,I pity him and his generation yet unborn. O ma se o.
Needless to say,we never imagined it would be this bad during the junta. Had we known this is what democracy (crasydemo-that's what we practise in naija) would put us into, we wouldn't have raised the issue of democracy at all.
As per bokoharam,"I comment my reserve"lolz.
Time and the itch on my thumb due to typing with phone would never permit me to continue here.
But one thing for sure is that my best and "rightie" (Makizee) has said nothing but the truth.
Pls Seun and his Mods,do the needful and push this topic to frontpage in the name of God Almigthy. Let people who are still in the dark see reasons why it's everyone's duty to save this country and kick out the clueless one. Pls,front page.
In a nutshell,if u love this country and you want to be part of the struggle to set it free from these shackles of retrogression and siege(unles you have another Nigeria you would run to for cover,when the deed eventually happens), Jonathan MUST be kicked out and sent packing to Otouke come 2015. Gbammm!!!

lanre316:
The man forgot one basic fact: The money you give away no longer belongs to you. You can't demand for it as if it's yours. So he got no case. Not that I'm supporting the tithe fraudsters, though.

Nice one. Nobody forced him to make contributions and tithes to d church. Neither did he pay at gun points.
I am kinda av reservations for this tithe thing. It's been over 2yrs nw i paid tithe and God has been replenishing my pocket and blessing me in ways I never expected. Though I know within me that I av sinned and I'l start with the tithe thng nxt yr.
What am trying to say is dt God never forced you to donate in the church and he accepts humble little offerings than big offerings which never come frm one's heart but to show how rich you are or how fat ur wallet is.

masterpower:
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOUR FATHER AND YOUR GENERATION.

AT YOUR AGE, YOU STILL SPELL CONVOY AS CONVOIL.

Haa! Haa!! Stop it! It may be typo .....

Abiolainfo:
Nawa ooooo, Too much of constructive errors; Dia riz God ooooo make I help you small ; Students of Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) today booed the convoy of president Jonathan and the Oba's shouting 'Ole Ole' and throwing sachets of water.

Man,if it's constructive or 'buildingtive' error, leave him. We understood what he meant to say.
Anyway,thanks for d correction. He'l surely appreciate you.

wow! I just learnt something great from you. It works!!!

Pls,is it possible for me to upgrade my windows 7 premium to windows 8? Won't it wipe out my file if possible?
I use a Toshic laptop wt 2gig ram. Pls i need an answer.

jazz04:
They are branded. Dunno where they are made. Its sold on jumia too.. But they are relatively cheaper.

Thanks.

Sorry for my ignorance. Which product is polystar. Do u mean clone TVs(unbranded)? Where are they produced? Naija or abroad? Hw would one recognise it when he sees it?

Walphem:
that's exactly what she did...she did something wrong.
That's a bad PR for her husband.How does he want to convince staffs, friends and clients that 'his' product is superior when even his 'better-half' can't believe in him...Lol

Lolz

Walphem:
Akoni sita bi omojo mejo!

You made me remember my mum's favorite quote wheneva me or my younger ones did smthng wrong back in those days.

I have watched it. How do I go about the registration?

Wow! Magic!! It works lyk die!!! I tried d first one it worked lyk .... My system had bn displaying the annoying over 2yrs nw and was thinking of buying a genuine software when u came on-board. Thanks OP.

We don't need all this noice. Let's just say NOBODY must buy d N10 card. When they discover that nobody buys buy their cards,they would get sense.

cramjones:
Please Lagos is no longer in Nigeria. President Jonathan and his weak army that only attack civilians on BRT and runs away from the Haramite should kiss Lagos Goodbye. Nigeria does not exist anymore!

Two years ago when Abubakar Shekau, the self-proclaimed leader of Boko Haram appeared in his first Youtube video, he said that the mission of Boko Haram was to take over Nigeria and establish an Islamic Caliphate that would be governed by the tenets of Sharia law. A lot of people laughed, including myself. Why won't we? How can an ill-trained army threaten one of the most powerful black nations on earth? Little did we know that Boko Haram rightly perceived incompetence of the president and the rot in the Nigerian military, and used its perception as a yardstick to predict an eventual success. Today Boko Haram has succeeded in controlling 26 local governments out of the 724 local governments in Nigeria. This is a staggaring 3.5% of Nigerian ruling units! Boko Haram now controls a region that contains a population of about 1.5million people. Out of the 174 countries in the United Nations, at least 24 of them have populations 1.5million and less. What is even striking is that Boko Haram has not only captured territories but, renamed cities!

Just yesterday, Mubi the second largest city in Adamawa state with a population of about 350,000 people was captured by the Haramites and renamed Madinatul Islam. The world have failed to admit that the Haramites have made Nigeria nonexistent, because essentially they have created another country. Nigeria cannot exist as Nigeria if part of its territory have been taken, it cannot exist, if the government no longer has control of 1.5 million of its population. It does not exist if the laws being enforced in territories are dictated by people unknown to either the government of Nigeria or the populace in which they effect those laws. It does not exist when we have a foreign army that have driven the Nigerian army and effectively occupies soverifgn territory. It does not exist when there is no Nigerian flag flying in those territories, rather a foreign flag flies there. It does not exist when the Nigerian police, the local government chairman, emirs, and village chiefs are no where to be found. What has essentially happened is that Boko Haram has carved out a country from Nigeria, and the original Nigeria no longer exists as we know it. Even the chief of Defence staff will need permission from Boko Haram to go to his village, which is now under the control of Boko Haram.

Will it remain like this? Certainly not! If we have a president keeps acting a fool to the reality that Nigeria is being taken, then we will certainly have a larger Boko Haram Caliphate in a matter of months. I recall that when the Igbos where persecuted, they attempted to have their own country - Biafra, righfully so after being battared in the country the called their own. The Igbos built tanks, had a large army, were supported by both the United States and Israel, yet the Nigerian Army headed by Yakubu Gowon crushed the rebellion. How Boko Haram has succeeded in making our Army look like frail men is what many do not still understand.

Irrespective of who wins the elections in 2015, Nigeria will be screwed (I will write on why later). However, suffice it to say, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan would not have a Nigeria to rule beyond 2015 if things continue at this rate. PDP and APC should keep playing politics while we loose our country to the Haramites. It is the turn of Mubi, Vintim, Uba and Ashaka today, but tomorrow it may just be you!

-CramJones

"There was a country" - Chinua Nkemakolam Achebe

There was a country!

seangy4konji:
u no see ur drugs buy abiwetin concern me and ur guy man u na deh cry ontop...i ask you say i short oof girlsmONKEY...

Why u wan derail d thread because u wan knack? U no see romance section go lodge ur complain or better still, upload ur dick while erect for intended MUMU like u to book for appointment? Never u quote me again. Sex-thirst BABOON. Knack ko,sack ni. E-diot.

coobboy:
Kindly ask your questions here: www.nairaland.com/608780/usa-visit-visa

Thanks

Everyone in d house,sorry for my being "ignoramous" and for this questions?
1. How do one go about visa application,especially the US.
2. Is there any money involved?
3. Then,i see advert on every newspaper by agents who r specialised in d VISA processing.
4. Do i need to av paid an agent over 200k and go for d interview and to later get my visa rejected.(God forbid)
5. Hw would i be notified for an interview? Through mail or what? And do i need to go for d interview on d date specified in d letter or e-mail?
Pls,i need an urgent answer. Thanks

seangy4konji:
D guy na guy man.

Simple.

Ps. I sure say he go deh knack d girls weh deh work for am now. Konji and boss things.

Look how bad-mouthed you're. We are talking biz here, u r talking knack! If u wnt to knack and u're short of girls,kindly mk a hole in ur matress (foam) and Bleep d hell outta it. Get out this thread biko.

lummyguy:
BREAKING NEWS!!!

True Rebel changes name to Fashionhands

OGA Muyiwa we asked you to change your ways you are changing name....What are you scared of....that your numerous secrets are out?

What Dubious intent....U are always a step ahead in your game of Fraud....

Now you just brought out the whole Venom in me.....America will hear......Be ready for me in all social medium... Criminals like you don't deserve the privilege the social media is offering....

This is only the beginning......You bleeped with the wrong person...

I will go as far as placing $12 dollars ads on promotion to ensure peeps are well informed...waiting for SON is too long a process...

TRUTH MUST PREVAIL..

Lummyguy,pls temper justice with mercy.

lummyguy:
As expected...eloquence and dexterity in speech and writing. However. address the issues and stop throwing tissues.

PRODUCTS
1) Did we as staffs not complain to you about the quality of the imported items?

2) Did you not lie to us severally that you will import from the U.S only to discover that China was still in the picture?

3) Have I not being given instructions to cut of China Labels to deceive people?

4) Need i remind you how wickedly you and your partner laughed the last time i complained about a client that was almost close to tears when she received her 27,000 worth of jewelry items?

5)Bracelets you bought from China sells $0.89 which is not even up to N165....Did you not sell them for N1000 despite our suggestions that the price should be reduced?

STAFFS
1) Do you or do you not pay your staffs 1 month salary after working for two months to meet your ever unreasonable Targets

2) How many times have you fired a staff due to your Anger issues and later call them begging they should come back?

3) When will your different business experiments without due consultation of people's feelings ever end?

4) If you had hired the wrong people and fired them, how come you beg this wrong people on phone to come back?

5) Will it not be an act of incompetence on your part if you have to Hire close to 30 staffs at intervals and they are all wrong people.

6) Did you not at many times lament about your over ambitious nature and how so many times it makes you put too much pressure on yourself than you can handle?

7) Have you not hired people make them work for you for 3 weeks and refused to pay them a dime not even Transport fare back home?

Did you not have your latest recruits get paid as little as N9,000 after making close to N300,000 for you in a month?

9) Is it not true that while 30 percent of your former staffs were sacked while 70 percent left voluntarily?

10) The 'right staffs' were they not formally sent off and later pardoned?

Finally,with due respect i have learnt a lot from you as a person and your business as an entity which i will forever be grateful for.

1) Never involve your emotions in business both will destroy the other.

2) Better to work in a joint company than a one man's business

3) Best to be yourself, be formal, and never be the boss' bootlicker cos one day he will always get better bootlickers then you become an enemy. So glad i never was your source of information.

4) With as little as .......... you can always become a better Rebel than True rebel.

In case you interested in doing exactly what folorunsho does and need tutorials...send me a mail.. less i forget you dont need to have thousands for starter.

Lolz. Ur write-up is very interesting and educative. You've really won d battle against the sweat-mouth Folorunsho;the eloquent writer and an astute business. In my own little understanding,you both were engage in a physical battle where he challenged you for a duel and you carried him high up in the air and smashed him(not throw pls) him on floor,thereby disjoining and fracturing his joint bones- his spinal cord inclusive.
Hahabububuhahaha(laugh in truerebel manner). Thumbs up man. And pardon me for any errer herein.

I need those secrets you claimed you'll about his biz to anyone interested pls. Send to jacobamojo@gmail.com

Am ain't an atheist but not that am religious. This thread and the quotes therein make me wonder if religious beliefs should be taken serious. As it is today, Nigeria 'l nt stil remain under-developed,ill-equipped and an "agbaya lasan-lasan" for that matter, upon the world class pastors and churches we have that proudly claim naija as their root and source. Many vigils,many fasting and prayers,instead of things to be better,it's going rot deeper and deeper.

@cramjones
Kudos to you man for this nice write-up. These are many question begging for answers.
But I must confess,Nigeria is a failed nation and we need not to vote for either GEJ or GMB come 2015 cos they aren't to be trusted and both know more than we think on this issue of BH.
Power must change hands for good and this sufferings we r going through on d land flowing milk and honey(mind u,Nigeria ranks among the first 10 nations in d world endowed with virtually all natural resources found on this planet-earth. And we ought to av been more developed than US and other highly developed countries in d world if we manage our resources well) is ENOUGH.

Yustash001:
u knw am ju....d university na booto owa(not meant for the poor ones)....

Ya,nt meant for d common man. But 'l u send a child to dt school and spend nothing less dan 10million naira on such child and be hapi if he eventually cms home wt 2.2? So "landmark or floormark" (whatever it's kald) is outta contenx here. You're likely to bag a 1st or at least 2.2 upon graduating.

Yustash001:
lol...na landmark uni u dey call post-secondary skul....u self sabi am....

Why not? A living faith established private university in Omu-aran,kwara state,home of Bishop David Oyedepo.
Is it not a replica of d almighty covenant uni where 50% of students bag 1st upon graduating?

Yustash001:
bros y u dey laff anoda person's skul na?

Pardon bro. I neva meant to but who's talking abt post-secondary sch here?

100Cents:
Any duration longer than 6 weeks is not safe..

Though 2 months is still possible for best brands..

Ok,noted.
Then I made a big blunder of myself on my previous post. Never meant to write "you means ...." o. It's a typo and am nt in category of pple dt write such bad english here. Jst saw d mistake while readinp ur latest quote. Hope u understand and i am gonna modify it right now. Thanks