₦airaland Forum

defemidefemi:
mumu, stop advertising urself as a fool, think well. 100 naira in 5 places equals 500 naira, 50 naira in 10 places makes 500. I didn't see wer it was mentioned that it was a single 500 note. have a lovely day and happy new month in advance.

ode. Do you need to be told the guy meant a single #500 note? You need to go through his post again and use ur bald head with ur black brain to decipher what he meant. I don't why some pple are so dull. Until someone use the whole of his mouth to tell you something,that is when you can understand. I wonder how you pass in school

defemidefemi:
mumu, stop advertising urself as a fool, think well. 100 naira in 5 places equals 500 naira, 50 naira in 10 places makes 500. I didn't see wer it was mentioned that it was a single 500 note. have a lovely day and happy new month in advance.

ode. Do you need to be told the guy meant a single #500 note abi you "crawcraw" in ur brain? You need to go through his post again and use ur bald head with ur black brain to decipher what he meant. I don't know why some pple are so dull. Until someone use the whole of his mouth to tell you something,that is when you can understand. I wonder how you pass(ed) in school. Well,don't quote me again and never you interfere in what isn't ur biz. "E wo ni gboro mi d'eleru?" From the bottom of my heart,I wish you a happy new month. Welcome to "ember" month. Play safe and have nice time. God bless you.

Beeni ati beeko. Baba mi je omo Imoru ni ipinle Ondo nigbati Iya to bi mi lomo je omo Ijebu. A mo saa oo, Ijebu ni won fi ori mi sole si ti mo si gbe dagba di oni yi.
In short, Ijebu-ode is my second home,

What's new here? Our own OBJ(ebora of Owu) cheated death more than seven times.

They shoould open the back of the truck so that we can what the musical instrument look like. Besides,a lawmaker being a musician! How will he have time and am sure people of high calibre will be his clients now. No more 100k show.

chukwudi44:
The people that have not feigned illness what have you cowards done about them!!! Buhari can only rant in the media, he has nothing on this people and is only making noise.

Do you think corruptin probe is that easy and fast to be concluded? It takes time. Wait and see, when the time comes,you TANoids will pity ur role models. And I know you will run into hidings.

FFK is a bastard who needs urgent medical check-up.

Now,she will feign another illness to avoid being sent to jail. She can even go ahead and stock her flat cheeks with two local hen eggs ,rub balm on her face and cover herself with 10 thick blankets like the tale Aja and Ijapa who were caught stealing yam.

This reminds me of the India film I watched while young;Najin

At least,the deceased will now Rest In Peace. And I pray the court order the dismissed officer be shot in his scrotum.

I once met an"ajebutter" lady of about 25 years of age who couldn't cross a "not busy" 2-lane road, separated by culvert in d middle at Ijebu-ode. When she approached me to take her across the road, I was like "ode ni e ni abi o ya dindinrin ni?"

RobinHez:
As a kid, I was always scared of dogs! They looked so scary gosh, I always avoided them.

But this fateful day, I was to discover myself. Mum sent me out to buy some stuff from the other street. On my way back, I heard the "bark, bark" from behind... Looking back, I saw a ferocious looking beast staring at me.

Ómo na dat day I know say I fit run pass Usain Bolt! I ran to the extent, I couldn't feel my feets touching the ground, and people who witnessed it claimed that, they couldn't see my legs (I knw they were joking sha )
Like say that one no reach, I fell into a shallow grave losing #500 and my kito slippers in the process

After that experience, I had to man up to animals in general!

Thank you!

you can lie sha. Was #500 in circulation then?

musicwriter:
Na waah for you o!.

Ever heard of genetics, genealogy, DNA?.

Just a single test will prove her relationship to the boy.

Not what you think though........ I av known about the egg transplant and the sorrugate mother more over two decades. What I meant was that if the story is not fabricated type because it looks more like a Nollywood script to me than reality. The woman may be looking for an avenue to extort her sister. Surely DNA will do the justice to d woman's claim.

Source?

It's bad you accepted without your husband's consent. Have you any evidence your step sis took ur eggs? If no,leave the case in God's hands. He will surely intervene for you IF ONLY YOUR STORY IS TRUE.

Is it the pump model?

..........James Hardley Chase

Dear MODs. I hereby suggest that topics like this shouldn't make frontpage on Sundays due to the dirty comments that will follow. Sundays should be made sacred and topics like this should hit frontpage in midweeks or weekends like friday eves or saturdays. Just my opinion.

I know ladies will go into hiding and will not comment on this topic. Over to you;"the subject of the matter"

Rocha was ok before becoming governor. He can even feed the whole of Imo state withhout lifting a finger.

Op, you need to be flogged in your "bumbum". You saw and heard the assailants saying all you mantioned and you couldn't alert the public or the police. And you claimed all these happened while you were watching as if it was American film. Na wa for you. The youngman's life might have been saved had you done the needful.

yorubatic:
My people let us start agitating for a sophisticated and progressive Odu'a republic. I want us to be as brave as the ibos....if ibos are cowards, they won't be fighting for biafra all these years....

Mind you the rest of nigerians are cowards, not the ibos...it is the British who won the biafran war because British consider Nigeria their property....

Eastern nigeria is British property but biafra is not....Biafra is more or less considered an ibo man property, hence the British refusal to let go....

Nigeria as whole a is British property, and among these slaves of the British, it only the ibos who want freedom, just as it has always been during the slave trade...ibos are not slaves and can never be a slave. ...

I am agitating for my yorubas people to wake up and stop being slaves and O'yes to anything

How many yorubas are agitating for odua republic? How many Hausa / Fulani are agitating for arewastan? How many ijaw is agitating for ijaw republic? Then asked your dunce selves, my people, how many ibos want to be a Nigeria?

My people stop being Dunces of the century ...Join me and musiwa to agitate for our sophisticated and progressive Odu'a republic

Are you prepared for the bloodshed,loss of lives and properties that will go with what you are agitating for? Am not sure you know what it takes to be ceeded from the part of a country. Let we Yorubas continue with our cowardness. We prefer holding "owambe" parties to bloodshed. Okay?

He is immuned against electrocution. Hin na NEPA official.

Agbada ontop suit. name: Ban Ki-Moon: latest fashion thrend our young men must embrace. I will try mine on and upload it here and let's see how it goes.

Afrocatalyst:
Really? That's quite a huge amount if you calculate it in a year.
Why not make a one time investment into the power sector with that and ensure there is constant electricity. That will pay them more in the long run.

Might not be a wise thing to say. Just thinking outside the box. Heard it will cost us about 30billuon dollars to provide electricity to Nigerians. I see opportunity tho.

bros,well said. But this isn't possible in Nigeria at this era of ours. Some power drunk bizman who supply diesel to this companies and the country at large will not make this see the light of the day because of their own selfish interest. Femi Otedola (Zenon oil) has hand in the country's eractic power supply.

Where are the tricks?

"the driver of the truck is yet to be found"; o ti gb'ofe (he has vanished/disappeared)!!! I trust Nigerian drivers. Jazz lo n soro yen!

Mummy is mummy anytime,anywhere. I love my mummy.

Maybe her bobo has lump or bump on his head. Or how well do we describe how she knew it was her bobo head? Just ma thought ooo

But how is this possible? How will one buy soap instead of phone? Am I blind or what? Won't I check the working condition of the phone before buying? Many questions begging for answers.

Ogaade

Bravo!!! Galant "fishers of men" (ap'eja eniyan)

Drsheddy:
May we not died accidentally like that IN JESUS NAME!

Eeeyaa! Girama!!!