₦airaland Forum

DaBullIT:
And if the price falls further ?

Na to do d ffg in slow motion 1. Got drunk wt Star lager beer
2. Get home
3. Remove my clothes and trousers
4. Go 2d front of my house
5. Roll on d floor and shout "e gba mi o"

Such can't happen here in Nigeria.

100Cents:
You be selling caked cement by then.

It is a perishable good bro.

So,u mean cement can't be kept for like 6 months?

Yustash001:
Even someone who's from landmark university will say it's hard to have 1st class in the school...

Landmark ko Groundmark ni.

Na to buy abt 5 trailers and keep till after election, when d price would skyrocket back to it's normal price. Then i wud sell at d skyrocketed price (#1800 or so) and enjoy my profit. Now dangote,o ya send 5 trailers to me here in Ondo now,I'l pay you in June 2015. Am serious o.

udysweet:
Can I tell u two incidences dat hapnd der?d 2nd will blow ur mind! Just a few years back,my elder sista cam bak hom,we asked her wat hapnd to her bag,then did she realise dat her bag had been sliced by d side,evn pieces of d "tiger" blade was inside d bag.funny enof dey ddnt tak anymony,infact d 65naira was sliced alongside,lol! Now to d 2nd one,last Dec on my way frm work then wile still workin at lekki,I stopped at costain to board bus to kilo.somany crowd der n was getn dark.Kilo bus cam&we started draggin,next a guy said dey hav opened my bag,lo n behold dey removd dis guy's laptop frm his backpack,I weak! Sm1 told him d guy ran towards apapa rd,poor guy he was running in circle,for were! Laptop gone. As in I cldnt fathom how dos guys work,I tink its a gang because if dis one takes it,passes to d oda one who'll melt into d crowd. Trust me to always grip my bag under my hand wen ever I'm at costain at nite,lol!dey stil operate,its for one to be careful n u dare not confront dem else dey will pounce on u!

Looolz. Both incidents are touching and funny. I neva knew smthng like dt happens there. But i once witnessed d bashing of an huge NURTW guy by a lanky bus conductor at costain bus stop one early sat morning while rushing down for an appointment at Ikeja. D NURTW thought body size matters when it cms to exchanging d fists bt was prove d wrong by this small lanky bus conductor who beat d NURTW guy to pulp and blood was gushing frm his head like cold pure water in d mercy of a dead thirty guy. D NURTW guy was at fault and b4 this conductor retaliated,it took several pleading by d him,d bus driver,on-lookers and his passengers. I couldn't go till i watched d whole scene to my satisfaction.

udysweet:
I'm not suprised seeing mile 2 there,very bad area to find yourself at nite! I ddnt see oshodi,ojota and costain o esp costain and ojota,pickpockets der hav a Phd in pickpocketing! Lool! Oh I forgot oyingbo,dat was were dey picked my phone bak in 2006 ,while inside a tight fitting jeans trouser! Lool

I resided in Iponri (around police barrack and close to Iponri market)b4 relocating here in Ondo. While there,I never experienced being pick pocketed at d ever-busy costain b/s cos there's hardly any night did nt go there to buy suya and oda things. Though,thngs might av changed ever since i left in 2012.

natureblack:
When I was a little boy I thought money was the most important thing in life;now that I am old I know that it is.






DISLCAIMER-If women didn't exist,all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Are women extinct?

felifeli:
Bad belle. It is still under construction and will finally open in about 2 weeks so the outside is still being done . Show me Domino's in any city of Nigeria other than Lagos and Ibadan.

Are u one of their staffs? Hope you'll know former resturant manager, Domino Pizza, Maroko,Lagos. His name's Shina but he's relocated to d US now.

starlingbawa:
There's no Ebola just yet in 'Equatorial Guinea '. Where you have Ebola is in Guinea (Conakry).

Ok thnks and noted.

robosky02:
“If I desperately wanted a contract, I would have opted for the offer made by Equatorial Guinea because the offer they made was bigger than what Nigeria offered. But this is my country and I want to serve it.” keshi

Alakori! Na lie. Go there and Ebola would get rid of you and your yeye pride.

kennygee:
See what the media (thanks to Nicki Minaj and the Kardashians) are doing to our youths?

If you no get Nyash, must you force it?

Low self esteem has led this poor girl to an early grave.

I am just learning for the first time that such surgeries are done in Thailand.


I am #TeamFlatNyansh and i am not changing that for anyone, if you don't like it, enter Kuramo beach.

Hahahahahaha! I agree wholeheartedly with you. But you got it wrong somewhere. You claimed you're #TeamFlatYansh, good.
But there is a way u can go abt augumenting ur "1"(as flat as 1 ookan). Use "ilekeidi" for 6months and see maybe Nicki Minaj won't come begging for info.
You av flat yansh? #TeamIlekeIdiSurePass.lolz

voltron:
Some citizens of Africa have not sold their conscience to Politicians and do not wait for GOD to take action unlike one giant of africa

I like ur post bro but it should begin with you..
Lead the way,we 'll follow. Abi?

He intends being the next Gaddaffi

I av subscribed for ur e-report. Pls,hw do i go about all u've mentioned here? I mean the mini-importation guide book.

denzelpraiz:
ive sent it sir stay blessed

Thank u sir. I av gotten it.

denzelpraiz:
ive sent you the links and the prices i bought the items check your mail

Thanks for ur eye-opening info here.
But u need to send me d link also so that I'l also benefit frm ur gesture.
jacobamojo@gmail.com

Wiko ko, Niko ni.

QMark:
This is only good news if they have a better alternative.



Like HiTV abi? They were more more arrogant brand during their short EPL reigns. And picture quality was not to far from that of LTV 8



True.

I pay N13,450 per month. That's paying about One Million Naira (N1,000,000) to watch TV for only 6 years. That's the price of 1 plot of land in some outskirt of Lagos. Chai. I cant wait or the success of this move.

To be on the conservative side, let's say they have 1,000,000 premium subscribers. If my math has not failed me, that's N1,000,000,000,000 (someone should help me write this in words) for 6 years.

Wow! One trillion!!

free2ryhme:
Amodu stop lying

did you not prayed, "father let thy will be done" ?

Hmmmmm! Ki le leyi?

vm26:
is the reasonwhy she is looking like an elien in this pic?

I wondered as well o. She looks like omonile(wallgecko)

Kezifils:
Last I checked, s40 OS was still leading in 9ja. so yeah nokia still exists.

Who taught you English back in your school? Or are you in JSS1?

Eeya! Good for him. How many goals has he scored for Nigeria so far?
And for those who dance shoki and skelewu for being FTC, I pity you all. Arm crossed.

Jeffboi:
Under the carpet as usual

And they all agreed that pdp will chopping the money and apc will be making the noise









Nigeria.







Well shekarau and all the bh memebers no agree. So the report is on hold

Shekarau or Shekau?

ibedun:
So border no dey for Igbo land?

Wetin this one dey yarn?

qadeerkug:
everyday who wore it better uh tired joor

Funke Akindele looks like a soldier receiving military drill. Abi won ja lekaanaa ni?

ayusco85:
Abeg who read wetin the OP write? Summarise in one paragraph.

Peter Obi defected from APGA to Pig Dig Pig. Therefore,he betrayed Ikemba who's running APGA from his grave and he (Obi) is labeled a disgrace to gbogbo awon omo yyibo.

1stola:
What is this cram.jones' girlfriend ranting about?
Hypocrite.

.....saying the same thinp over and over.

born2fuck:
Keshi deserve credit! Space book.make I go use my prick piss commot.

Lol....abi make una kuku use blade,knife or scissors comot d pri*k mk piss no disturb again

TribalEAST:
Ibos that shout GEJ till 3053 don't even get quarter of what the north gets.

Dont mind d awon omo Igbo

[/quote]Ko si ani ani,the whole thing is staged. Even GEJ has hands in it. Abi e o ri aye?