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ojkalito:
they are cherubim and seraphim

hahahahahahaha!!!!! This man you "wick-ed" ooooo. Lol

Na wa ooo. Celebrities getting married to millionaire or billionaire daughers and sons. Can't they be humble by marrying someone from poor background or middle class? Naija people and money sha!

eljanfortis:
Wonder-kid
Back then in primary schools,he was always our messiah when we couldn't answer questions especially during English grammar classes,na die
I rep "Areola" Odutola Elementary School.

"Areola" or "adeola"

Wonders they say will never end.

Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

wow!!!!! Op, you really caught me off-guard. Yes, I 99.9% of all you mentioned. Permit me to add a few you forgot to mention.

1. I did suwe
2. Bojuboju
3. Bubble gum bubble gum
4. I bought ekanna Gowon
5. I washed dirty coins placed in sand with the back of my foot
6. I used my bare hands to twist TV antenna so as to get better reception on ou black/white TV.
7. Stand still (with my idex finger crossed with my middle finger)

There are lots more but can't remeber them.

Irek1515:
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Am sorry for you!

bjcuntis:
BUHARI IS SLOW BUT.... Megawatts is constantly increasing. Buhari is slow foreign reserves are growing. This Buhari is slow but NNPC and NNLG are crediting fund into FG account even though no petroleum and Finance Minister yet. This man is very slow but state Governors where given N413.07 Billion to pay unpaid salary in their states. No Doubt Buhari is slow but EFCC and ICPC are busy arresting suspects and charging them to court. No, he is very slow but US and other European countries have started freezing accounts of our looted funds. But come if this Buhari should be fast what do you think will happen?
FELLOW NIGERIANS
On September, 22, 2013, EX-president Goodluck
Ebola, sorry Ebele jonaTAN visited America to hav
a political discussion with Obama and 547
delegates traveled with him
some days ago, PRESIDENT BUHARI also went to
USA to see Obama and only 33 delegates went
with him
THE DIFFERENCES........
ONLY jonaTAN was lodged in Pierre Hills Hotel
across from New York’s Central Park in a
presidential suite that cost Nigeria at least $
10,000 DOLLARS (amounting to ALMOST 1.8
MILLION naira) per night. and jonATAN spent
FIVE days in the hotel..... only GOD knows how
much was spent in the hotel accommodation of
the rest 547 delegates dat went with him
1.8 MILLION naira X 5 days = 9 MILLION naira
(only for jonaTAN's accommodation)
Some days ago, PRESIDENT BUHARI also traveled
to USA to hav some discussions with OBAMA and
PRSIDENT BUHARI single handedly stayed in
BLAIRE HOUSE and a single KOBO was not spent
MEANING........PRESIDENT BUHARI just saved
MILLIONS of naira into Nigeria's federation
account dat would hav been WASTED
............................................................
.............................................
Thank GOD am part of the REVOLUTIONARIESthat
sent dat WASTAGE SHOLESS ZOOLOGICAL
FISHERMAN back to Otuoke.
#No b me talk am o Na share they share give me so Kip ur views to ur self


Source: what's app group chat.

Why?;the poster above me. Haven't you seen any improvement in power distribution in your area? It worths mentioning bro. Wake up!!!

br6.am ain't on whatsapp for, why not send to jacobamojo@gmail.com

Bro,pls help me unlock this airtel ZTE modem urgentlywith IMEI no 863164010857092, thanks,

Eyepencil:
Get Rich Or Die Trying!

James Hardley Chase

cozy7:
Rubber wanted to go to heaven by bleeping d innocent, he got lucky n was put on a straight bus to heaven (burnt).

I wonder what he'll tell his creator, wen asked how he died?

Rubber ko Elastic ni

Nairaland!!! I posted this a day before 2015 valentine but didn't make frontpage. Na wa o. here is the link

https://www.nairaland.com/2145928/hilarious-picture-labelled-condoms-different

Sile12:
155. If the iceberg had been seen only 30 seconds before it was seen and the Captain was notified, the accident could have been avoided.


The four smokestacks that have become so famous, and associated with the ship. The fourth one didn't even work. It was totally just for decoration.


More than half of the lifeboats on the ship were not filled to capacity. If they had been, many more lives could have been saved.

Only one ocean liner in history has been sunk by an iceberg: Titanic.


The infamous iceberg that brought the Titanic to her knees has been floating around since around 1,000 B.C.


Comparing titanic with Modern Ship. (Oasis Of The Seas).


www.omgfacts.com/lists/15969/12-Haunting-Facts-About-The-Titanic-That-You-ve-Never-Heard-Before-7-Blew-My-Mind

Pls,I cnt understand this iceberg thing. Is iceberg more solid and heavier than a rock?

Sile12:
92. Pacific is the world's deepest ocean and the deepest part is the Mariana trench. 11,035m (36,204ft).

I thought it was indian ocean.

lebienconnu:
The gods are not to blame. Did any of yo kids read that book? Guess no one. Issokay.

I read the book myself. One shouldn't overlook those gods.

To be candid,let's stop spreading unconfirmed rumour. Am married to an Irele indigene and I just called my mom-in-law to vacate the town. But she claimed that it's not air or water borne-disease. It's law of karma.
I was told some guys stole a diety that is very potent and powerful in the town and sold to some white men . It's confirmed that those that pertook in the stealing and everyone that touched the money realised from the sale of the diety die mysteriously. Those involved have started confessing. This is the fact.

kestolove95:
So dix guy will grow up and tell his friends dat he was born in a brt bus?.nawa sha

So therefore,he would be claiming "staff" because automatically,he's one.

Not funny

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Guy are you for real? Why not post everything here instead of calling you.

Hmmm! Arambada!! Eto alarabara!!!

fentoluwa2:
few minutes after creating a topic on this yesterday, the admin deleted it. I was offering the eBook for sale before due to the rate of the non believers and doubting Thomases. today it is free!! Just drop your email I'll forward it to you for FREE... all I need from you is to come back and comment if the scheme works for you

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How does it look like and how much does it cost?

luvinhubby:
Wondering the Lagos to Abuja route that will pass through Minna.
SMH.

Ibadan via ogbomosho/Ilorin nw

REALCHANGE20151:
Their business




My business

Whatsapp number pls,am ain't on bbm.

Denrele Edun has announced that he will be walking down the aisle very soon. Speaking to Global Exellence, the star said..

"My brother, it’s true I’m going to wed soon, and I promise you that no ONE will know my prospective bride before the wedding day. As I’m talking to you now, my wedding suit is ready. I’m going to surprise a lot of people; because most people thought I can’t love; and I will prove to them that I do love and being loved, just that I can’t give up my style for love. I will still remain who I am till the old age,”


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/03/denrele-edun-announces-wedding-plans.html?m=1

ignis:
Turn the figure upside down, you will get the answer.

Wow! Nice one