₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
I really like the body type of this girl but my taste leans towards women with bigger busts than this one. My only other criticism is those massive fake eyelashes this lady is wearing, but that said I do understand that fake eyelashes and excessive makeup are regarded as compulsory accessories for all social gatherings in Nigeria. Not my cup of tea though. Fake eyelashes are hideous in my book, regardless of the context in which they are worn.

On the positive side, this lady's thighs and tight ass are super sexy to me and extremely grope-worthy. Looking at silky, smooth, and toned thighs like that inspires me to meditatively ponder over the sublime pleasures of eating wet pussy with those thighs wrapped around my head.

Bro is there water in the your fridge? Because this your thirst is out of this world

Robertgreene1:
Interesting...
It takes only the brave to tell life : "look fvck it..I'm not doing again"
This life is just so useless..
That thing that gives u joy...drugs... alcohol.....sex....ur favorite food...even sleep sef will last only 4 a short while...then u go right back to life's pain
That's why I'm so passionate about antinatalism...yes u may be comfortable..then give birth to kids thinking that food and other basic necessities of life won't be their problem
But what about... depression...heart breaks.. anxiety..low self-esteem cus of their looks or height or both...etc
There's nothing good or moral about bringing innocent kids into this brutal world against their own will.. nothing at all!

No need for such a gloomy take, still. It is those moments of happiness that make it worth it. Living in those moments of happiness like when you buy a new car or you just had your first child and hoping positively that there's more of life's joyful moments in stock is what makes life worth living.
And remember, regardless of how it goes down, life goes on. Your life is not a movie and regardless of how you feel you have no right to end it

Regie2bless:
any Anglican in the house? So una church dey support homo? We need answers asap

The Church of Nigeria (Anglican Communion) has a very different view on the issue of "alphabetism". Different from the Church of England's

BrownSugq:
So you are arresting him because he bought presidential form to contest against your drug lord?
Okay o

"Fools talk, cowards are silent but the wise listen"

Vadese1:
This drug Lord president might be worst than Abacha. Look at the stupid idiot president who call himself a Democrat . Tinubu don't set the country on fire. Nigeria need healing

Where country equals your backyard abi

johannu:
Even if INEC had uploaded the presidential election results into the I-Rev portal as promised, someone like me would still not be impressed. Imagine you have a supermarket, then you print sales receipts to be used at the point of sales, the cashiers write out the purchases on the receipts and upload to their server, tell me how easy it would be to reconcile and balance the accounts at the end of the day. Who among the INEC officials would accept this in his own private business? Who are the ICT staff that proposed this nonsense in the first place? And as low as their standard was, they still failed to measure up. NONSENSE.

Were you feeling sleepy when you wrote this

Reinaldo:
Peter Obi is coming

Comng to be irrelevant opposition

001Lagos:
What nonsense

They should relocate the aircrafts to where?

Because of a drug baron who bought the mandate with looted funds ?

Rubbish

I sincerely hope, for your own sake, that you will stop talking like this come 29/05

GeneralPula:
The boy claimed they didn't tell him from Nigeria he was coming to donate kidney!

I think I have a reason to believe him! Why?

Why would you fly a kidney donor to UK without even confirming first if such kidney matches with your daughter's? Cuz according to the boy, it was when he reached UK that they took him to hospital!

The whole scenario looks like them wan jonze the boy true true..

Bro their justice system is way better. Proper investigation would have been been done

Investorozay:
Clowns your earlier ban no affect us. this one wont
JM dey cash out
Zalmon dey cash out
Blordd dey cashout

Wahala for who dey sleep

Dd you post a wrong screenshot or you are advertising a less than 3% gain?

cocoboss:
If he likes let him receive Jesus Christ of Nazareth the old drug baron is never going to rule this country
I repeat the old druggie will never be PRESIDENT

GOD punish urchins worldwide 😂😂

And you had to bring Jesus into your petty discussions...may God forgive you

Samantha123:
Some of us are still way too selfish to bring crying babies into this world...

I've heard that Yoruba women have high chances of conceiving twins because of the kinds of food that they eat, can you guys tell me the secret ingredient so that when I'm ready I'll prepare it in my food and probably give birth to twins and then have my tubes tied after that?

Aunty do your research we are less concerned

Elliotwaveforec:
Golden Ratio? 61.8%, that's God ratio

Read about that ratio in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code. Good to know there are still ppl out there with some general knowledge

1) your bf has kids
2) he has an ex that's still in the picture
3) they re in need of accomodation
4) it is you they turn to
5) are you under a spell?

Nobleou:
Whenever I see this guy I remember Rango

Awww I did a image search of Rango. Why now lol

Raychee:
This Elon is petty

A man that is in the position to make a single purchase of $40 billion is everything but petty

MITCHELL96:
Do you think he did that for fun?

All these are strategy to execute a purpose.


Mr man, you need to read 48 laws of power, The law number 6, go check it out on google.

Nigga was trying to court attention to himself so when he spills the truth, he'll know the whole world is listening to him!

I repeat, Kanye isn't mad! If you're not smart and a genius, you'll not know this.

I don't know what you are on about but you need to pipe down when defending the words and actions of someone who said he's never read a book and reading/studying is time wasting

asanausana91:
Foolish man of devil that collect money from a drug lord now want to change mouth. No Christian will ever accept Muslim Muslim ticket in this country.
Imam adebigte should just return the money to Tinubu.
#saynotomuslimmuslimticket.

Please note that God Almighty is above mundane issues like power tussles amongst mortals. When Joseph's family went to Egypt because there was abundance in the land of Egypt, did you read it anywhere in the Bible that the Pharaoh of that time believed in Jehovah?

Please let people make their choice based on who they believe will make things/their lives as citizens better. Stop bringing God into Nigeria's dirty politics.

Thank you

Emmyreal4:
nothing like judgment

Rico is asleep now. He will awake to judgement. We are alive now but when we "sleep" too, judgement awaits all of us (yes that same judgement as is told in the Holy Bible). Please don't let it be when you wake up that you will realise the truth. Now is the time to believe and put in work and pray that God's infinite grace and mercy through Christ Jesus is sufficient for you.

Pastorjohn2:
You can't live a life of sin and think God will grant you a long life.

After committing premarital sex and so many abominations, God has finally come to deliver his wrath upon him.

Let this server as a strong warning to others!

REPENT

The Bible says don't judge, because the measure with which you judge others you shall also be judged with

This your summation is very much not the message/commandment of love that Christ gave to us. Your words and actions as a Christian should attract people to Christ not repel them. Yours is not to judge or condemn, pastor John.

Remember, no one, not one is righteous (Romans 3:10)

IamDietiesGod:
("The hate you give,
Can you have just it's half?)" Justimi

Most of these Universities lecturers especially those in public ones are power intoxicated, narcissistic , egoistic and sadistic. They feel the world will always revolve around them.

Just imagine as the lecturers have been on strike for more than seven months, sabotage the academic and some minor economic activities. Students should then also try to express that right in school by staging just a protest against school management because of one thing or the other like poor warfare in school hostels. We all know what will eventually ends that.

I lost count of the number of times I had to redo the chapter 2 of my final year essay. I also lost count of the number of times I was called a fool by my supervisor. Little did I know it was a precursor to similar scenarios playing out in later years. Naturally you'll develop a tough skin and hope to be a better person not another bitter person because of such unpleasant experiences.

The dynamics of the management/workforce, government/citizen, student/teacher relationships in Nigeria leaves much to be desired. And that is putting it very mildly.

V9er:
You have a very good point, but still each to his own.
One thing I know, busting one every now and then makes me to not do dumb stuff when it comes to women(simp to an extent). Text that girl that was snubbing me? Force a conversation with your regular naija girl without the mental capacity to hold a reasonable conversation? You name it. But most especially soliciting prostitutes, when you have money it's so easy to do a olosho/hookup girl OR just bust a quick nut and your brain reset. 'A fool and his money are quickly parted'
I've done my fair share of semen retention and after a week or so you are actually have reduced sexual urges compared to regular wankers, and you can say that there is to a certain degree more focus when you're not always horrnyyy

So on point

Can tell you I noticed I feel better/sharper physically and mentally when I abstain. Didn't know there was a word for it till recently when I read up on semen retention.

It confirmed what I observed personally

judedwriter:
Hitler as far as I could recall had nothing to do with religion. In fact he hated Christianity.

He was a diehard racist.

Yes and he had lots to do with racism/ethnocentricism hence the holocaust

highchief1:
its not an issue.na who trust woman go feel hurt.i can’t be disappointed in any woman in this life.

May God continue to increase your wisdom and understanding

xtivin:
My Brother take it easy even one of my ex just gave birth for her husband July this year, me and this girl still do correct things till September last year,when I see the child I smiled.

My prayer for you is that smile should not turn to a permanent frown for you

Simplyfun:
You need to tell your wife that the 4th child is not yours. If she wants to argue with you then show her the DNA result. If she know who owns the baby you can give her time to return the child. But if she didn't know the person please train the child. But don't hide this issue from her parents.

What is this for God's sake. Will you give this advice to your own brother?

Sweetplum:
So bad. While we v bad women, we also v the good ones.
May God heal you sir.
I suggest you tell her to return the child to the owner.
I can't take such thing if I m a man.
Try and see if the relationship can work after she returned the child. If it can't work, separate. A broken heart can heal. A damaged home can't heal.
Link to the previous thread of the op
https://www.nairaland.com/7252543/unsure-father-fourth-child

Return the child...like a newly bought charger that is not working abi. Well said, like a real woman

MrBrownJay1:
a lot of male NLer were quick to state the above too.. but i am sorry, getting down to your wife childish level, makes you childish too. you have to call a spade A SPADE, lets us not be hypocrites here. what wife did was CHILDISH/IMMATURE, thus if the husband takes a "tit for tat" stand, he is also CHILDISH/IMMATURE....regardless of what his aim is!

we all know that women are emotional mess 1 week per month, we men shouldnt go down to their yeye emotional level!

He still tried to reach out to her for days after she hung up on him, she ignored him. Is that your definition of tit for tat?

BRATISLAVA:
But the only solution is if the wife kneels to beg the husband, and that isn't narcissistic? Oga, is kneeling to beg the husband the solution to marital problems? People kneel to pray. Not to beg a husband.

The advice to kneel is funny and I don't understand why it should solve an issue.

I understand if you don't like the idea of her kneeling to apologise. It doesn't matter if she kneels or she wears 6 inches heels to stand taller when she apologises. The right thing for her to do is to apologise.

So, madam, kneeling to beg the husband is not the solution to their marital problems but her showing remorse and genuinely apologising would be a good way to start.

BRATISLAVA:
Okay.

She will kneel and beg this god she married and everything will be okay. The more she grovels, the more she will have the power to change his mind? Maybe it will make the man want to do what exactly?
Orr maybe she will just develop calluses?

I don't know why your response remains as funny as the first one I quoted.

Madam what are you on about. Offending someone or being in the wrong and finding it hard to apologise is a toxic/narcissistic trait

VTJN:
Lol


You shouldn't have used the word your boy sir!

This is one of the reason feminist are talking about. Even if you have all boys kids or just a kid which is a boy. You shouldn't have put it in such manner

You make it looks like you're only interested in a boy child

No harm intended

Gracias!

Most likely he was putting himself in their shoes and he has a son so he can relate that's why he said "my boy".
Rest easy champ