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chidindufrank: why did you cover the essential parts with paper?

https://www.nairaland.com/1322934/photos-woman-goes-mad-runs

I did not upload the original images.

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An akwa ibom lady who owns a buka (canteen) suddenly ran mad while at her buka located at Aleto in Eleme Local Government area of Port-harcourt, Rivers State. Reports say she suddenly started acting bizarre, tore her clothes and started confessing how she employed diabolical means for the growth of her business. In her confession, she said she mixes water used to bathe corpses from mortuary with her food, as well as water from her private part. She said she did all these to attract customers whose “destinies” she used for the growth of her business.

https://www.nairaland.com/1322934/photos-woman-goes-mad-runs

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This is just a warning!

The head,flesh intestines, liver, heart, eyes, lips and tongues can be used for pepper soup which is usually very delicious than that of animal meat. I usually take the pepper soup so as to assure those who patronize us that it is not harmful. It also fortifies one spiritually

I wonder how many serial killers we have in Nigeria? I guess we will never know until our police improve.

The thing people forget about Obama, is that above all, he is a strategist.He has proven this time and time again, starting with the innovative way he beat Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries.

Obama has an end game in mind, and he was waiting for the pieces on the board to be in position before he started moving. He has never been an impulsive person.

Now lets see how this plays out.

BetaThings: Ok. There are millions of Nigerian muslims
Where are these millions that love Al Qaeda and yet bombs are not going off everyday
If you apply logic, you require far less than 10,000 people to have a suicide attack per day in a 365-day year!



If you were honest, you would address the inconsistencies in the "poll"
Of course, clutching at straw is a good strategy for the desperate
Some people don't really believe in honesty

The only inconsistencies in this poll are in your desperate minds.

Pew is one of the oldest and most respected polling companies on the planet. Their polls are used by leaders all over the world to make decisions about government policy. They spend an average of $100,000 producing each poll. You can look this up for yourself.

Stop crying about the poll and actually discuss what the poll says.

DailyNews: if only u know some of the people u chat with n exchange words with online, u will thank God for the blessing of internet technology n social network platforms. And FYI, they are humans like u, some are only fortunate and favoured by God, so stop thinking that they are supernatural beings and pray for God to remember u pls dnt take it as an offence, cheers

This was NOT written by the JP Morgan CEO, it has grammar that is only used in Nigeria.

419 is not good.

"I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person"

Shanghai in 1990
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Shanghai in 2010


Can't wait to see what Eko Atlantic turns into!

maclatunji: Abomination!

Abeg, be quiet before someone says Islam is an abomination and you get your feelings hurt.

Na lie. All this Naija grammar and you tell me the CEO of JP Morgan wrote this.

Mtcheew!

Awka oni baje oooo!

Obi is punishing the poor!

deols: me neither nor anyone I know of.

We live in a country of 170 million people and you expect to know about every poll?

Na wa o!

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Sincere 9gerian: What is the source? That is the koko of the matter. The link said the source is "people" who watched the programmed live on AIT. Incredible. Who is "people"? Are you "people"? Nonsense! How come Punch, Vanguard, SR, Guardian, etc and other serious media organisations did not report the gossip? Shameless liars.

Labaran Maku could never have said such. Never!

Anyway, bunch of losers can continue in their lies, deceit and gossips.

The man said it on live TV!

You think all the people that saw it were drunk?
Abeg limi o! I don tire.

Look at all these one dollar bills. One day I 'll get to a 100.

https://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110531/640/where_can_you_hide_one_million_dollars_cash_640_12.jpg
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G.James:
I'm suspecting this guy is Labaran Maku.

It's not hard to find proof that Maku said that either.

http://lindaikeji..com/2010/12/i-want-to-thank-goodluck-jonathan-for.html?m=1

There are so many better candidates to run under the APC banner, but this mumu is too desperate for the Presidency. All these years he could have at least become a Governor and transformed his home state.

His ego is just too big. If he runs I am not even going to vote for President. Just going to save my vote for local elections.

Toktee: silly boy,who are you to decide who to contest and who to forget 2015 election,all these anti buhari and anti ngerian progress can use any useless newsjust to mnake sure that they discredit buhari,who is he,even in niger state nobody knows him except his family members.
These days jobless youths has no other avenue to earn a living than to be a tool of public insult and name calling in the hands of pdp,my message to him iz that,he can't stop buhari even in his home state,remember,Buhari has lost every election and he will lose again!

Fixed that for you.

barcanista: Another avenue to loot the treasury and enrich TINUBU. Come may 2015,Lagos will chase out ACN from Alausa and installl PDP led by Senator Musliu Olatunde Obanikoro

Good luck with that.

Every single one of us knows this is a lie.

If you like GEJ that's fine, but don't disrespect yourself by pretending that this nonsense is true.

Buhari is making me mad.

There are so many better candidates to run under the APC banner, but this mumu is too desperate for the Presidency. All these years he could have at least become a Governor and transformed his home state.

His ego is just too big. If he runs I am not even going to vote for President. Just going to save my vote for local elections.

vedaxcool: ^^^

so you administered the questionnaire? The truth remains 83% of Nigerians are concerned about the rise of extremism making the thread D.O. A, if 83% are concerned about extremism where did the Al qaeda; compounding your problem a majority of Americans no longer hold al qaeda responsible, making us wonder could that be why the 49% understood by the question and interpreted the questionnaire as meaning al qaeda is not responsible for 9 - 11, you go cry pepper for this your thread, I DEY LAUGH


Now should we continue twisting the questionnaires to suit our on interpretation?

Clearly this poll has rattled you like a little girl and you are crying, hoping for your lies to save you.

Not going to happen. Whenever you actually come to Nigeria, I recommend not sharing any of your modern views so that you stay alive long enough to make it back to oyinbo land.

Don't steal either, unless you want to leave your hands in Borno state!

gallivant: Thanks all and welcome to Kenya.

Is it true that the President killed some people?

Rossikk: I'm a bit surprised to be honest. Thought the gay rights movement would be a lot stronger in a European state like Russia.

Since when has Russia been considered a part of Europe?

They have always been the weird, poor, communist, half Asian brother of Europe.

ABEG, they are still a "developing nation" alongside Nigeria.

vedaxcool: So Pew is nonsense? Fine and good, so why have u been quoting from a nonsense source?

Someone is preparing to cry, just make sure u have a band of tissue paper around! Thanks for the link, the graph posted came from the same pew u have so eagerly quoted! 83% of Nigerians muslims are concerned of extremism rendering the entire report almost nonsensical, where did the 49% which favourably view(not supported) al qaeda? Come from? No sensible response have been provided!

I know the report hurts your feelings. That is understandable, but you are just embarassing yourself now. The issue you have raised has been explained already. Just because you don't like the truth, doesn't change it.

Someone who describes themselves as a fundamentalist in a struggle with modernists, who supports chopping off hands, can freely say that they are concerned about extremism. The sad truth is that an "extremist" to them will be anyone who preaches that hands shouldn't be chopped off.

Rather than screaming about vague notions of extremism that are different for every person, why don't you discuss the very specific beliefs that Naija Muslims hold. Everyone has the same definition for what cutting off hands means, so lets talk about why 65% support it.

Or, you can just keep shaking and shivering and repeating yourself like a lost boy.

If Maclatunji was honest, he would put this thread on the front page, but he is probably already shaking as well.

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We have gone over this already. YOU HAVE FAILED!
I can see you are already shaking!

Stop trying to derail the thread with nonsense. You saw right there that 58% identify with fundamentalism and see themselves as fighting a battle with people who want to modernize.

Lastly