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Business / Re: Please Advise, This Bank Is Frustrating Our Business by BoiledHead(m): 3:49pm On Apr 02, 2016
This is unusual.

When our company opened account with a bank, before we could even start any business transaction the referee and CAC were both Confirmed FIRST! It took almost a month or two but the account was idle until the two were done.

So I'm surprised you were able to do business with the account even when they haven't confirmed the reference or CAC report. It's so surprising.

And you cannot close the account, the best that can be done is to write a letter to their Corporate Head Office in Lagos demanding your full money out of the account. I doubt they will honor it unless the account is restricted for more than 3 months before they can honor it.

Nigeria sef.
Romance / Re: Romanceland Monikers That I Like And I Dont Like by BoiledHead(m): 1:45pm On Apr 02, 2016
KashyBaby:




Its great to know that u hate me....


But still IDGAF...

No one cares about you

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Romance / Re: Romanceland Monikers That I Like And I Dont Like by BoiledHead(m): 1:40pm On Apr 02, 2016
KashyBaby:





Haters will be hating... and IDGAF if u hate me.. cool


Cheers!

Of course you GAF. If you don't, you would not have replied my quote
Romance / Re: Romanceland Monikers That I Like And I Dont Like by BoiledHead(m): 12:57pm On Apr 02, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin oohh I'm here! Hang on..I need a translator...



undecided

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Romance / Romanceland Monikers That I Like And I Dont Like by BoiledHead(m): 12:50pm On Apr 02, 2016
Those that i like:

- Tosyne2much: I just like this guy sha....

- Oliviarim: This bae is very enlightened. Compare the other ones.. mtcheew

- WildFlame: I dont know why i like this bros

- Toks2008: This guy sha, always stating the bitter fvcking truth that fvcking hurts.

- Evegran: Hian, i love her.

- Wristbangle: THis dude is really awesome

- Naijaboiy:- Awesome dude cool

- Cutehector: Dem niggas be making sense

- Greene66: I like this dude because he doesn't asslick naija ladies. Always saying the truth about them. He fit neva reach airport b4 oo... hmm anyway no lele

- Lalasticlala grin


THose that piss me off undecided

- MrCork: I dont like this guy, always thinking he is funny only that is filled with BS

- Kashybaby: This one and MrCork go dey derail person thread with their BS. Where she land from sef? Singapore abi wetin?

- Jadekitana: This one go dey make noise dey find attention. She fit no be girl oo.. E fit be one nigga for Mushin or Agege Railway. Anyway na buttlickers dey give am attention. mtcheew

- Vinshu: This one worse pass. Na so she flat like fry pan come dry again. Her bwest sef be like tangerine. Always posting trash degrading ladies.

- Stupidinlove: This one go dey form women advocate. She fit be one girl wey neva write jamb ooo. Come dey form Mtcheew

- Strahovski1: This india dude head dey touch some times. He go dey insult naija ladies like say him own better pass. Racist! Although he is good at giving advice and therapy. Seen his comments.

- Blackberrybabes: This one go dey use idea advertise him blog.. mtcheew like anyone gives sh!t.

- FirstEva: This one fake pass brazillian hair. She go dey comment thinking she is making sense. She neva makes sense.

- mamagee3: This one need deliverance

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Romance / Re: 10 Qualities Of Broke Ladies by BoiledHead(m): 8:50am On Apr 02, 2016
sexytyga:
You do well... But you forgot to mention NL names

Make dem come finish me for here abi?
Romance / Re: 10 Qualities Of Broke Ladies by BoiledHead(m): 1:55am On Apr 02, 2016
Lol..
Romance / Re: Ladies, Would You Do It? by BoiledHead(m): 1:46am On Apr 02, 2016
Vinshu:
Depending on the situation. If it's critical (OD) I can do it. But if its something he can shake off, then No.

Your friends are enjoying. I wish I was your friend.
Romance / 10 Qualities Of Broke Ladies by BoiledHead(m): 1:32am On Apr 02, 2016
So many ladies be talking about a guy being broke and stingy. We have never for once, talked about dem broke ladies. Guys, let's see some qualities of a broke lady.

1.) They are aggressive: Gbam! A hungry man is an angry man. That applies to ladies too. Dem broke ladies always playing strict and aggressive. Any small tin dem go vex dey call u names.. shuooo na me cause am

2.) They term all rich ladies "Prostitutes": Because you could not reach point C from A. Doesn't mean another girl cannot reach point Z from A. You see them term any girl with the latest iphone6 or car better than their techno ashawo and all sorts. . Maka why? Go work ur own abeg

3.) They want a rich guy: Ah ah... know your role na. Let the rich ladies enjoy rich niggas na.. u see them flocking round the big boys. Hmmm.. continue.

4.) They are too fake: Ha. 89% Nigerian ladies in terms of appearance and public outlook are fake. Sue me! But these broke ladies are toooooo faaaaaakeeeeeee! They will wear cheap n200 katangua perfume, cheap low quality over used brazillian hair, in fact, u see them buy bend down select everytime for mushin. Why? Because they want to measure up with em rich babes. Lol some won't eat.. use money buy used shoe.

5.) They always form posh online: We have their types here. Forming posh online, asslicking dudes, making senseless noise because they are broke looking for hookup. See make I tell you, 9 in every 10 females online wish for pm. If they don't see, they start commenting to gain attention. You see them in politics and career section. Hian

6 ) They are man-wrappers: Yes you see them 1 girl.. in the midst of 6 guys.. haba. She fit no get bf among them oo... broke lady looking for maga.

7.) You see them in bank on customer service queue. Looking for potential maga. You fit enter bank.. u go see ladies.. u go queue.. u go finish. . U go comot. .dem still dey there... haba

8.) They must eat on a date: Sometimes a date can just be a hangout where you two have coffee or just water. Yes water and talk and discuss whatever. But dem broke ladies, u see them they must eat. Teir own date must be restaurant or eatery. Or hotel. Haba.

9.) They ask for birthday gift on your own birthday: Ah ah.. na my baiday na.. na u suppose give me gift. Shuooo. .dem broke ladies go dey ask u for their own gift.. chai niggas don suffer


10.) Their own achievement is techno phantom. Buy phantom for a broke girl, she is yours.

11.) Bonus: Marriage is their password.

Gbam!

Lalasticlala how far.. ok I forgot.

Password: snake tonto-dikeh

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Romance / Re: Ladies, 5 Reasons Why Cheating Is GOOD For Your Relationship by BoiledHead(m): 5:24pm On Apr 01, 2016
WTF?

Mods...
Romance / ... by BoiledHead(m): 5:04pm On Apr 01, 2016
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Romance / Re: 4 Best Compliments For Nigerian Women Over 30 by BoiledHead(m): 3:42pm On Apr 01, 2016
Are you over 30?

Compliments are earned.. if u like be 50.. the compliment you earn is what you get. If you no fine, I ain't saying you fvcking gorgeous.
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Would You Do If You Find Out Your Man Is Cheating? by BoiledHead(m): 11:58pm On Mar 31, 2016
Vinshu:

I really don't find anything wrong in cheating personally.

I had to catch this in a quote.

You mean in your own view, it's ok to cheat? So now your man can cheat and you are ok?
Romance / Ladies, What Would You Do If You Find Out Your Man Is Cheating? by BoiledHead(m): 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2016
One wahala is going down now in our building. One woman just caught her husband in mama Mike joint with a lady on his laps. She is throwing a tantrum here. If u see dis woman as she dey vex ehn.. hmmm

So ladies, tell me how would you react? Shall you find you man cheating? Pls share

cheesy
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Fat Ladies by BoiledHead(m): 4:16pm On Mar 31, 2016
Bump cheesy
Romance / Re: Confused! Where Will You Go If You Are This Man? by BoiledHead(m): 4:01pm On Mar 31, 2016
Side Chick..

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Romance / Re: Why I Will Never Marry A Man That Has Slept With Several Women. by BoiledHead(m): 4:00pm On Mar 31, 2016
firstEVA:
Op you want to be the one to teach him how to do? tongue


To me studs are are just studs, they should be allowed to serve their purpose then move onto the next. tongue

They are just date or boyfriend material, definitely not husband material, marry him at your own peril. tongue

You date the stud, then marry the good guy, simple. cool

grin

After dem don fvck and destroy your pussay finish. D remnant crumbs and borehole is what you now give the good guy abi?

Ladies... mtcheew

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Romance / Re: 10 Things To Do To Your Wife Every Year by BoiledHead(m): 3:43pm On Mar 31, 2016
Hmmm... sounds good but not to Nigerian woman. Nigerian woman will still complain.

So #TeamForeignGirls
Romance / Re: Which Thread Do You Regret Creating On Nairaland? by BoiledHead(m): 12:19pm On Mar 31, 2016
I really have no regrets regarding any article or words I put down here because I believe in one thing "Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion". So haters can "bash" all they want, it doesn't remove or modify the thread. It even brings traffic. So I really have no regrets. Even with the e-insults that I don't care about.
Romance / Re: Please How Do I Take My Revenge On Her? by BoiledHead(m): 12:12pm On Mar 31, 2016
Cutehector:
it's not a matter of may, it's sealed already.. u have been sacrificing for her sister all these while while u were loving the wrong person...


God has been using her to make u come closer to her sister. Something u should realize. The handwriting on the wall is nw very clear to u. Pls dnt fail to read and understand it. Her sister is d one

Thanks bro
Romance / Re: To Whom It May Concern by BoiledHead(m): 5:35pm On Mar 30, 2016
omo na true o... Na half work dem do. See facebook. FB will tell you who and who liked your post. So we will know.

I support this.

CC Seun angry
Romance / Re: Please How Do I Take My Revenge On Her? by BoiledHead(m): 5:33pm On Mar 30, 2016
Cutehector:
Pay for her sister's medications and marry her sister! cool

That is d best revenge

i had plans to start making moves for the sister sef before this happened.

Seems your idea may work.

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Romance / Re: Please How Do I Take My Revenge On Her? by BoiledHead(m): 5:30pm On Mar 30, 2016
This is the reason i came to nairaland. A problem shared is a problem half solved.

I really appreciate you guys even though i am still weighing the options but, thanks. Indeed the sister was a very good friend to me, even after the break up. And deep down i do not want her to be used for revenge but another part of me is saying "When two elephant fight, the grass suffers".

It is well.
Romance / Re: Please How Do I Take My Revenge On Her? by BoiledHead(m): 3:56pm On Mar 30, 2016
AccidentalGenius:
Coolsix gave the best advise. Tell her you're not helping and quite frankly you don't care cause it's her fault for what she did years ago and then walk away. The guilt will kill her, maybe before the sister pecks off. You're not that families saviour. Especially when they're an ungrateful bunch

Thanks i'm also considering it.
Romance / Please How Do I Take My Revenge On Her? by BoiledHead(m): 3:40pm On Mar 30, 2016
There is this girl i was in a relationship with 7 years ago. We were devoted to each other. In fact, we met at a crusade so i was happy i have found someone who isnt like me. And i tried my best to repent just for her sake. She broke my heart 2 years later. Cheated on me in my face!

I let her be. I remember then she had financial issues and her sister needed a transplant surgery, i know how hard i worked to raise that money to save her sister. What did i get as thank you? Oh yes, my girlfriend with another guy in my own bed! That same year, the guy used her and dumped her. She didnt have the guts to come back to me, so we went our separate ways.

Just last week easter she came around. We got talking again and seems something has gone wrong with her sister again and it is critical. She needs my help now. I saw her and her sis as the sister was a good friend to me even for the past 5 years we still talked even hang out some time. The sister is lying sick in some hospital her father is late and the mother doesnt have much so she remembered me.

I think this is the right time to take my revenge of 5 years ago. I have the money to save her sister but what can i do to make her pay for what she did 5 years ago? (Although she apologized 5 years ago, i did not forgive and i did not forget). I want her to feel the pain that i felt when she cheated on me. I know how i took a dangerous loan from my boss to save her sis then. My boss almost arrested me because i failed to pay thanks to my brothers who helped me pay back and she cheated on me after everything.

I want her to pay! I don't want the sister to be the instrument of my revenge if i do not help the sister and leave her to her fate. What else can i do? Or do i use the sister?
Romance / Re: When You Decide To Cheat On Your Partner For Cheating On You by BoiledHead(m): 9:41pm On Mar 28, 2016
iWillSackDatMod:

Madam calm down,e never reach dat stage

Looks like you were banned.

I'm reporting this post.

Cc Mynd44 Seun
Romance / Re: When You Decide To Cheat On Your Partner For Cheating On You by BoiledHead(m): 6:57pm On Mar 28, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:


I don't reason with girls here!!! ( If you are one!!)

Take your Opinion and shove it up your rectrum before I kick senes into some dumb skul

Nigga! You must be really pathetic and daft with your dumb sense of reasoning even your moniker proceeds you. What's your I.Q? I bet it's 1.

So you should stop wasting your time monitoring ladies who don't give sh!t about you. You nothing but some little kid with 10mb data. Who I blame? I blame mtn.

Mtcheew.

Lawma abeg waste dey here.

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Romance / Re: Please Advice My Friend by BoiledHead(m): 12:45am On Mar 28, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:

Isn't that too harsh?

Spare the rod and spoil the child. We have to be brutally honest and harsh on these people or else they won't learn.

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Romance / Re: 10 Really Dumb Things Nigerians Are Fond Of Doing by BoiledHead(m): 12:41am On Mar 28, 2016
Nigerian culture is ancient and too old and dead. So we need to incorporate latest and updated culture cheesy

Culture we can only get from the whites undecided

Do you know that wearing suit is a white man thing? While ours is Iro and buba. But which did we choose? Suits of the white man cool

All hail! The great white!
Romance / Re: Please Advice My Friend by BoiledHead(m): 12:37am On Mar 28, 2016
Tell her that I said she is a fool.

She met a random dude online. Travelled to Ogun State to meet with him. Had sex wth for 4 nights free of charge.

What advice is needed again?

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Romance / Re: Am I Not Normal? by BoiledHead(m): 12:34am On Mar 28, 2016
Not only you oo.

There is one celebrity I have even turn to goddess. She is all over my phone, my laptop. Everywhere I dream of her. Put her pictures all over my home. Like a shrine for her. E remain make I dey offer am sacrifice I swear.

Like vinshu said the best thing is to meet with the celebrity and it's over. Once you do, it will all go away.
Romance / How Did You Loose Your Virginity? And How Old? by BoiledHead(m): 11:28pm On Mar 27, 2016
grin grin grin grin

Men and women.

Me: 16 in a brothel

Is not by force to comment. Hypocrites just pass over undecided

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