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anoda:
Hello
i sent you a mail

ekerensima@gmail.com

[quote author=ojophilip post=60742987][/quote]I am so sorry. I barely do work assignment at home.


I would contact you soon

Hello guys,


I need the services of a VERY GOOD graphic designer and User Experience design expert.

Below are what i need.

1. A Logo.
2. A Mobile app mock-up
3. A Web mock-up

Interested Graphic Designers should either mail me @ ernest.drbrown@gmail.com or send a PM.

I work at Vi too. To get to yaba you MUX first get to obalende. No other easy way out

TINALETC3:
same here, I stay and work from home 2,cnt wait 2 resign nxt year, I wanna meet new pple

Are you a programmer

How do you not know during courtship that your girl nags. I lost interest in a pretty girl after we had several discussions/argument and each time she wanted to be right without facts

mehn... ya just too weak...


i can bet that you have no maale friend... my niiggers would never let me beg a woman... why i difficult for people to see that no one is important.. ikpo120 gave you a very effective advice... it always works... if it didnt, she never loved u.......


1. Never ever be a yes man
2. Never beg a woman


Babes always love guys who make them irrelevant..



my guys babe told him.... that she was breaking up and he shouldnt call her evr again..... my guy didnt call her.. on the third day, she was like "so, becos of that small fight, you can not call person again"......


there was a time when some of us guys were pusssy niggers... but not anymore..


dont try to impress any girl....



1. dont stand for a girl to seat unless shes crippled

2. if you take public transport, dont pay for her fare unless shes broke

3. dont offer to help a lady unless she requests for help.

in fact, the general rule towards ladies... is treat them as you would a guy

before you try to do anything for a lady.... ask yourself this

"would i still do it if this babe was a guy"?

if you wouldnt do it for a guy..then dont do it for a lady.... they are not special beings....... they re just skins and bones like every one else.....


in fact, it goes beyond ladies... i am currently at a stage where i see nothing special about people... i treat ugly,pretty,rich and poor the same way....... and this has earned me a lot of respect......


as for this your hadiza.... dont call,dont text or have any contact with her ever again........ heres the question?

"if hadiza was a guy, would you keep begging for his friendship despite his refusal to oblige your plea?"

if you wouldnt, then distance yourself from that girl....


if you keep seeing ladies as "guys with booobs and pusssies"... you would never have a heartbreak.... nor would u care if anyone leaves u....


you would also become too full of yourself.....



btw.... u will definitely end up as a player whether u take any of our advice or not....

Narldon:



OP Why are you helping her advertise her products on Nairaland?


How is it our business?


Am I she?


is she me?


Are we her?


is we she?


is she us?


is us she?


is us her?


is her us?


is we her?

Lol.. This your post o


You haf enter my watch list... Lol

None.. Study MLS instead. Thy have a very strong association. I'm a health worker. Trust me

redbeans:
mentor

im humbled sir

pocohantas:

Catch indeed, I no go reply am...till im graduate



Ohkay nae. No be only me...he'll attack all of us. LOL

U b student ?

The social network


I m building something in my room with some guys

paybak:
What does a circle looks like? To start with

Correct.

MadCow1:
Here are some cold hard truth for you..

No.1 - You said they have carries out other kidnappings before which you were in the know of. That already makes you an accessory to the crime and it is punishable under the law. So you my friend are already a criminal.

No.2 - You know and associate with known Kidnappers so that makes you an accomplice wether you participate or not.

No.3 - You know of a new plot to kidnap ye another person. You know they are assembling resources for the crime and even know the gang leader and a member of the syndicate. You Sir are already implicated in the crime.


Now here is my advice.. Go meet a Lawyer to explain to you what your level of involvement may be. Do not think just because you are in Nairaland you are untraceable. This post can be narrowed down to the I.P address from which it was sent and a dragnet set for you so consider yourself exposed. It will be in your best interest to make a move now to report the crime to the police in the company of a good lawyer who can arrange a plea deal for you to act as a Police witness.

If you don't support their actions then you should have no problems snitching.

Bro, you can't get someone by their I.p address successfully in Nigeria. The best you can get is a rough idea of the persons city... I.p addresses are assigned by the ISP and they change always.. It is only if police work with these ISP... The Mac adresss is a better and precise method to catch someone. Only ISP and black hat hackers can assess this mac address.

xendra:
dude, I did read clearly, I just didn't say it clearly enough. you are dumb, your comment sounds like something only a retard (which is most frustrated men) would say

Run along.. I'm not the cause of your misery. You don't have to pour out your frustration on every dude out there. He broke your heart.. So what? You're not the first to be heartbroken. Cry your eyes out some place else not here.... I will assume you are not as dumb as you are making me believe, so reread. This time even more slowly.

CoCoLav:
Ermmm...you got messages from??

Wasn't referring to you. It was random thought connected to girls needing votes

xendra:
this is dumb o, so a girl now has to reply everyone's message say she needs 10,000 votes she has to be replying 10,000 ppl just to get it shey

If by dumb, you are referring to the supposed girl replies to 10,000 person... You are right.. But if you had my comment in mind before you spew that trash... I advise you re read. This time slowly with a lot of concentration using both hemisphere of your brain...

Lol... Why does this always happen?


You message a girl, she doesn't reply. When she enters a contest, she remembers she has people who could vote... And she starts bombarding you with messages to vote her.... Weird I must say

rose54321:
Lol @ week days church.
On a serious note why don't fresh guys attend week programs.
It's not cool oh

Cos most are making money

TINALETC3:
Funny post, Op, dere is ntin like "husbands" in al dose places, na players/married men full dere , my dear ladies, hustle responsibly, serious men chase u

The irony of your comment is that in reality, most independent women stay unmarried

You are not alone oo. I lose interest quickly in Ladies. Whether or not I sex them. This now makes me wonder if I can stay with my woman for a very long time as my wife...

You are kinda right op


Being single is bliss ...

wenebunwo:
people are running away from computer science and mathematics

They don't know what computer science is.. They think it's about Corel draw and ms word.


I don't own a degree in computer science but I work as an outsourced consultant to 2 banks for now.









For the records, I am a licensed and practising health worker (to be humble)

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Food business my guy... It has no season... Come rain, shine, recession or plenty... Food business still sell