udofia234:




I don't! and moreover is having a gf solve what's on ground? did u even read the write up

I think if you were fvcking too.. another man fvxk nor go disturb you �

You don't have a gf?

Depends. If she's smart but circumstances made her that way, I'd help her setup a thing or 2

Maxwell775:
Season greetings nairalanders. Pls I don't know the right section to post this. What's really wrong with Nigeria police?

My family's house is in Lagos, ipaja command precisely where my mum, grandmother and my Lil sis stays, my dad is late (my his gentle soul R.I.P), My elder bro jst married few months ago, he has his own house in Lag, but he came with his wife to spend time in our family's house.

I'm based in ibadan and that's where I work. I came to Lagos on Tuesday to celebrate the new year in our family's house. Whenever I'm in Lag I've a good friend that do flex me well, same thing I do whenever he visits ibadan too. For almost a year now I haven't been to Lag, so i called him that I was around. As real niggas our greetings is yabbing, he said I should come over to his place at ikotun. When i got there we went to a nice bar to flex, we were gisting, drinking enough bottles, isi ewu, catfish pepper soup and watched Chelsea match.

On my way back, as I was driving towards Baruwa, some group of police officers asked me to park, when I came down, one of them approached me and asked what do I do for a living? I told them what I do. I also told them I'm not based in Lag. They searched my car, went through my license, and car documents, it was intact and updated.

It all started from here. They asked of my business I.D card. (Pls note I came to Lag with it. It was in my wallet including my voter's card, atm card and national ID but It was at home, My guy took care of the bills so I left the house with jst 2k). I said I forgot it at home. He said a business man with no means of identification? how is he sure my car isn't stolen. Out of anger I said are you normal? you saw my car particulars correct and intact and you're still asking if it was stolen.

He pushed me and held my trouser that I'm insulting an officer. Before I knew it we drove to there station at Baruwa Gate, I sat down behind the counter, they said when it's 12am they will lock me up (for offense I know nothing about).

I called my elder bro to pls come with my business I.D to the station. He came to the station with my mom and grandmother as at 11:15pm. The officer explained what happened and told them my bail is 40k (mind you I have the Money, my atm wasn't with me) I can do transfer but I refused because I didn't commit any crime. My family offered 10k but they rejected.

My grandmother created a scene there oo... She said if they must lock me, they should also lock her up too...she said her children and grandchildren have never been to cell or station because she didn't train criminals but since they rejected the 10k we offered, they should as well lock her up with me, Let just break record today. See!! nor be small thing.

Well after long drama they accepted and we left their custody. My grandmother pulled my ears, even while I was driving she was still pulling saying better go back to ibadan if I know I came to give them wahala in Lag. Well I apologizeed to everyone at home.

The issue is despite the endsars and police brutality movement they're still extorting and harassing the youth. Why

My guy, if you have your way, leave the country. All uniformed men are like this. Criminals in uniform

Yet the females have so much money.

Feminists are not talking about inequality in gender pay �

Above 25, they seem to calm down. If you didn't meet them a virgin, best believe they have had series of abortions and have a high number of body count than what you were told

adeotun:


Munich

Nice... Enjoy... carry food sha

adeotun:
I HAVE GOTTEN MY VISA
DHL delivered all my documents this evening. God is too faithful, I remember the day I applied for this job I was already signing another job offer that period and didn't take this one too seriously because they hardly ever reply.



I will drop a link to my podcast for today because when I published it this morning it captured exactly how I felt.
Listen to the latest episode of my podcast, Daily Devotions With Elizabeth: September 2, 2021: Blessed Be God Our Saviour
https://anchor.fm/a-peculiar-people/episodes/September-2--2021-Blessed-Be-God-Our-Saviour-e16q27g

What city is your company in?

Fortunate25:


As a beginner, What exactly do i type on YouTube? Or is there any channel you can recommend?

I started by learning HTML/CSS and Bucky Roberts was my teacher

find the guy on youtube and go through his collections.

Emarex:
which programing language do you suggest sir ? For now I know the basics of Python, Ruby and php

Since you know these... you need an internship role. find internship opportunities around you. If you dont find a paid one, do it for free. You need industry experience

Please all


Go through this link https://www.make-it-in-germany.com/en/

If there's any ambiguity, lemme know

hammed71:
Thank you, how many months did it take you from applying online to visa issuance and landing in Germany.

4 months max

Tolzy11:

Bro sorry o but what Tech skill do you have ?

Web development

hammed71:
can a person with comptia A+ cert get job in Germany

https://www.make-it-in-germany.com/en/

Yes

kennethfranc:
@boiz2men Please how did u get to Germany?
If job, Did u apply and got the job from Nigeria?

Applied from Nigeria

kennethfranc:


How then can someone prove to them that he is into tech?

Portfolio, CV

kennethfranc:
Nice thread...
@boiz2men how possibly can someone become successful as a "tech guy" without a degree? OR
Is there any other certifications that can replace it?

lol.. I don't have a degree in computer science nor do I have any certifications. I learned by watching youtube videos.. I am currently watching another youtube video to better my skills as I type this.

SALLYBERRY01:



Thanks for this. But how can one utilise stackoverflow for job hunting.

Register an account and go to the jobs section. Apply to many jobs as possible. Use the filter if you want relocation only jobs

newoffer:
Do you have idea of TVET.. the vocational tech opportunity in Germany

Absolutely not.

Rictech:
Thanks for this boiz2men...
Fire on, since money for student visa nor dey, migration through techy job is a priority for me

Yes. There is a growing need for techies in Germany. Search, Search, Search.

WantsandMore:
Man it’s bout time I take coding seriously tho! Buh maths ain’t my fort .

While math is essential, it's not a mandatory requirement. I am average in Math but I can code. Pick up the coding today if you have the desire and do it. You will most definitely love it.

Unlimited2022:
Thanks for this
How many years of experience do i need to apply for tech jobs in germany?

Minimum of 3 in the last 3 years. This is of course if you want to relocate. However, there might be internship positions remotely but the govt of Germany frowns at remote positions.

Here, I will document my experience in Germany as a tech bro.


One thing to note as a tech-bro in Nigeria with a desire to work in Germany is that Germany needs developers and they are losing local devs to Silicon Valley companies.

The job market in Germany is nonsaturated and constantly growing.


Techies are poached and you can hardly find a loyal employee in any of the tech companies, if you do find one, they are very loyal and would have worked for up to 5 years or more at the said company.

There are a couple of sites to apply from.

Here's one: https://relocateme.eu/

Stackoverflow is also a great resource for such information.

If you also have a friend who lives and works in Germany, he could send your cv as a referral. The chances are a lot higher.

I will be updating this thread with more information about landing a tech job in Germany or Europe.

Ilamina:
What am I supposed to do

My rent is due tomorrow

What will i tell the landlord
My father this time, didn't even give me.time, he can actually send some

How old are you

nnahernest:

I am a medical doctor,chat me on 07039476669

Something is shady about you.

@op if you must message him, don't send any money

TheUndercover:
If a Man is still single, he has a high chance of reaching his full potential, but after marriage, the probability of achieving those set goals when he was single reduces drastically. That's why so many inventions was made by single men.

Hmm

Hey guys, how long does it take to get Germany VISA?

I checked their website to book an appointment and was told the earliest appointment date is Sept 2022

Is this how it works?


Why does it take so long?

Anyone with useful info on how to fast track this

Hey guys, how long does it take to get Germany VISA.

I checked their website to book an appointment and was told the earliest appointment date is Sept 2022

Is this how it works?

Shortyyy:



And you think they'll want to date you? They ask for money, you give them, they move. That's just it.

I think they are smart enough to detect from our little conversations that I'm not a simp or someone that cant be manipulated.