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Adeosas:
with 20k u can buy okirika children shoes,ladies shoes from Togo or Cotnuo.I'm a living witness I can tell you I'm making huge profit per day after selling 15000 profit excluding my capital.you can give it a try and later you will buy me henesssy to thank me lol.

i see u stay in lagos.. can we talk on this... send ya number to my mail ernest.drbrown@gmail.com please so we can talk.... or send a pm

pocohantas:
The truth is coming out. Lots of you find intelligent girls boring, maybe because you all think she can't twerk on the dick...or something. Go to universities, nerdy girls are the most lonely, nobody dey notice them. Nobody wants to take selfie with them.

One guy that was forming likeness way back, I later discovered it was just 'exam likeness'.

by intelligence i dont mean a school nerd or a first class product...... ya input to the op's thread was a witty comment.... such intelligence and come back is what i term intelligence... having a gf who would say what i would have said when am not there.. thats intelligence....


if a girl can handle a witty convo... shes intelligent and we good to go..

edimolu:
Yea boss u do have a point....but what can a man do?.......i hardly club cos i get busy most nights.....but then if its attractive enough.....i sure as fvck would fall for the beauty nd jugs before intelligence...lol

wahala dey...


i don comot hand for ya case

Lashort:
Yes it does "if I play hard to get" that means I'm in control.

I'll flirt with yah and get your hopes high & your emotions running everywhere and then go cold in a split second

are you very intelligent, pretty and financially independent? if yes, i would tolerate you but if not...... your nothing but just boobi and pvssy... like every other girl...


you can only torment broke guys with this game of yours..... i cant imagine a rich dude begging u for your number.. hahahaha... it makes no sense

edimolu:
An intelligent lady weakens me...God! I fall for dem a lot....it intrigues me...but then truth be told.....i dont fall for club gals regardles d intelligence......if i meet u in a club dn its all bou sex....u shld get to know me ....i fvck a lot

@ d bolded..

chisos.. i think say na only me...... an intelligent girl may want to unwind na...

youngbelieve:
sometimes when a lady says no, it means she's jus not interested. this jus reminded me of last month wen two guys walked up to me, de first guy was interested in me while de second was there to help him out (lol as a helper dat he is na) so dis guy asked me for ma number and I told him plain dah I won't give him! then his frnd jus carried de mata for head and started begging b4 I knew we all started gisting lyk we knew each other somewhere ( de guys were funny sha nd cute ) so after de whole gisting he requested for my number and I declined again den his frnd jus vex start to waka go and am lyk ahah!! de pesin wey need de number no vex na u!! c'mon gerrarahia jhor!! out of pity I wanted giving de oda guy my number den he made a very stupid statement dat provoked me, he said no girl had ever turned him down dah I was de first. immediately I heard dat statement I was lyk wtf!! I didn't even say anything I jus left him there and went away.

2 things...

1. the guy who walked out on you is the real G. he realizes dat you are nothing but a girl.... you didnt expect a guy to walk out cos you think u have a pretty face everyone should bow to....

2. the guy who sstill stayed behind after his guy walked out on u is a pvssy.... you walked out on him.. wat a loser he was..


chances are of the 2, the guy who walked out on you has a better chance of dating you. you girls love bad guys. its how ya brains are wired....

edimolu:
Lol...this write up actualli cracked me up...ok lets roll....u do have a point with this but i give u 50 outta hundred.....u can only imagine our thoughts but ud never be able to think like us or ever know what we want.....not until we let u in on it......

One thing ure missing out is.....a guy already knows what he wants wen he meets a lady....ur write up there is only relevant if its wife intended...den u would pop questions like dat.....

If am out for a sex mate u expect me to ask dose fvcked up questions ?...gp? Career?...lol

Nd stop generalising pleaaaasssseeeee

bros if you meet a girl for sex and u discover that she is intelligent and smart.. bros, u go change ya mind..


lets say u see one babe for bar and u wan yansh am but as una dey talk she kon tell u say she dey do masters in mech engineering for one prestigious university.. talk truth... u nor go zip up for that day concerning that babe..

pocohantas:
Apart from sex, what else do Nigerian guys offer?
Apart from sex, what else can Nigerian guys accept happily?

Like I said in another thread , both the lady offering just sex and you that is accepting are both senseless and deserving of each other. You're what you attract...

How many of you guys that ask this question, have taken your time out to ask your girl her career goals? Some of you dated series of girls in university, did you ever ask her GP or challenging courses?
How many of you have ever bought a book for your girlfriends? Let it na be that she didn't read it.

Once babe come to una house, next thing is to buy lacasera and buns, put on i-pass-my-neighbour-generator, then start playing one mumu sex inducing movies from an old laptop.

What do some of you offer?
How many of you have resisted the urge to insert prick?
How many of you have looked a lady in the eye, tell her this relationship isn't about sex but us developing each other? Lemme see how that lady won't appreciate you in years to come.

I didn't answer your question because I know where it's aimed at.

actually if u are this brainy in real life.. we wouldnt be talking about sex very often... there would so much to talk that we wouldnt remember sex,,...

lemme use the example you made...


say a girl came to my house and i bought her lacasera and buns and put on the i better pass my generator... if we start a conversation and the girl isnt smart enough to engage in an intelligent conversation... what do u think would happen next? sex... after which she leaves... to be honest with you, most girls are dumb... if you told them a joke while u guys are alone, you may end up explaining the joke and this kills the humour... in order not to let dull moments creep in, sex becomes the best option.


i dont know if im speaking for other guys but i adore smart and intelligent ladies alottttttt...... i cant be thinking of sex when we are in a hot argument about the next big thing in technology...



bottom line is the dumb girls are too plenty.. in fact, im shocked at your intelligent reply to the op....





modified:


after reading some comments..... most guys who ask gp and career questions are friendzoned......... girls love bahb guys and bahd guys dont care what u become in the future.... just b their sex object.. u are good to go... do u think slay mamas and slay queens would date a guy who shows care for her career life...... they wnat that guy who is always partying ,clubbing and all what not... and these guys dont care if u fail or pass an exam.... they can even fvck u on ya exam day... besides, these kind of girls always have low gp with no career in view so no point asking dem..

LastMumu:
The emboldened, you mean Nigeria right? Asa concerts in Europe are always sold out. Particularly in Europe and Germany where she is a household name. z

yea of course.. in nigeria.... if she has over 500 attendees, i d b surprised

damage control i think... there wasnt much ticket sold .. so they decided to make ppo buy the 10k ticket...... so they can at least ofset monies paid for the venue... lol. asa kind of music isnt for the majority.. her audience isnt large enough

dingbang:
abegi...

bros na d truth i yarn u so... family above anythg else... ya fiance is only a girl.... theres nothing like true love... theres a reason u love her.. and plenty people dey wey get better features sef... as for me, if my ma still nor like you after 1 year... na to find aanother girl b dat oo.. i can not fight my mum over someone i am dating.. but if say i don marry am.. my ma kon dey do anyhow... that is the best time to let ya mum know that ya wife equally owns you too like her... not gf or fiance...

be wise... choose ya mum first... but if say u sabi ya mum to dey do wicked thgs anyhow from ya childhood.... then ditch her words and follow ya hrt

Bumbae1:
So the guy should Sort it out right ?

ya first topic and the yeye mod pushed it to fp.... that ya ass has been doing magic since and u didnt know

dingbang:
My mum dare not pull dat stunt on d girl I wana marry.. Cuz me I will change it for her

bro... ya mum is ya first love.. u should instead tell her to give a good reason... theres something she might know. NEVER ever take sides against your mum.... except u know ya mum to be the devil herself...

JamieNaij:
Sorry to say, She still wants the marriage.

Woman don't see that they are better without men like this. once the Nigga start begging, crying showering her with gifts.

They forget.

He has changed.

aderola15

Tolexander:
wao!

These are amazing!

These are future and potential Olympic gold medalists in artistic gymnastics and martial arts!

u are the kind of person to be with at all times... seeing good in every thing..


i only saw disgust when i looked at the pix but when i saw your comment... i began to see amazing children... the people around u are blessed to have you

slimthugchimee2:
Eww I despise dwarfs, they can be very ugly eh, rather I get castrated than marry one.

Modified


For those idlots attacking me, I have my own opinion and am not going back on it, so you can all say wtf you all like.
I don't give a damn

bro... that dwarf u see there is rich.... and he doesnt care if u are the Mr World... show him all the women in ya life and watch how they leave in large numbers.... if u like despise him... he would choose over nd over again to be rich and ugly than handsome and broke like you... if God gave him another opportunity to choose between having you as himself or himself as himself... he would still choose himself.. cos he knows handsome doesnt buy food... money does.. s

greatermax77:
Is an online marketing company with offices in Abuja, Lagos, Onitsha, Ph, Ibadan & Kano. they distribute & market nature's way healty food suppliment. when you register with 70k, a global package worth 73k will be giving to for use or sell. when you introduce two people which our group will help you do, you earn 19,600. you keep earning daily as people keep registering under you. it is an international company. when you are committed, you do not need to look for any other job
A trial will convience you

hahhahahahah... GNLD RELOADED..

Tiny23:
hmmmmm,your number so I can send the message to you.

send a pm... i cant type my number on here

Tiny23:
Lol,I don't remember, remind me.

send a message

anotherydz:
barbecue business/in nigerian vocabulary SUYA business

ok.. i thought of that already... i already contacted someone to find me someone who do that for me so i can pay him... i have over 600k wasting away in the bank... somebori told me i need just 20k to start a suya biz... i am also starting an outdoor cooking of indomie biz too..

i wanted to start a food biz but i didnt know how to begin.. besides, my current dey chop my time like madt

tinz:
So many businesses out there that people look down on probably due to the fact that they believe in the school system on teaching. 70k is a small Amount when compared to Nigeria of today. But will like you to look into Asun making or Shawarma. Although Shawarma is much expensive to start up unlike asun which you only need the experience and a good location and with your 70k you will still be having some change while at month end you will be smiling to the bank. Forget all those bank tins all nah packaging. To learn asun making won't cost you more than 10k and setting it up won't cost more than 30k or less. Just find a good bar and the rest are testimonials

bros what is asun?

heskeyw:
A bag of onions in borno state s 2500, in anambra, it is 15000.
I heard that it is even cheaper in Kebbi state

i swear u caught my attention...

i have sent you a pm already.. do well to reply

i want to study it

aminu790:
in sokoto it is 1200

lets talk too... i want to study it before commiting...


so reply.. please when u reply, try to add onions in your reply so that i would know

Tiny23:
ahn ahn,I want it now...how have you been,sir?

im cool....

as for the bolded, u know what to do

tosyne2much:
Egbon, you really finish work ooo

lol... experring ya 10 reasons why guys yab girls

rheether:
Yet you have sent me countless messages even when it's clear I won't reply any of them. We'll your business is your business.

hahhaahhahahhah...


for your level of reasoning, this damage control is superb but im smarter...... y dont u send screenshots of my pms to you and attach it since u want to give NL the false belief that i sent you PMs....

tbh, ya not super ugly as i opined but ya not wow looking either.... i do not wish to rubbish anyone except they are bad mouthed themselves..


i can only imagine the number of mentions u get cos of ya bad mouthing attitude ...


good morning...... be a good girl u hear

i haf no beef with u

Omotayor123:
kikikikikiki

you got tired already Hell No that's too bad. I feel the party is Just getting started

Well, I don't have an alternate, this is the Real me, I Rep myself everywhere.

I just Check your profile now, I see you specialized in designing ponzi scheme. No wonder you are so pained when I asked you to get a Job

Bro. you seriously need to find a real job and sweat hard before EFCC go catch you. I don't want to see your fugly face on NL front page

When you work hard and sweat Real hard. you will learn to stop showing your stupidity here

Shalom8)

i didnt get tired... no.


i was catchin fun until u stopped trollin aand started throwing insults



look around... most ppo who tell others to get a job are actually jobless.... yes, i write ponzi scripts (as a freelance service) for people who want but it isnt my specialty (its quick cash for me.. )..... i do FINACLE CUSTOMIZATION as a specialty... google that term... you would knw where i work immediately if u smart.

goodnyt and try to sleep... for a non-developer like you... u should be sleepiing...

thank you ffor ya time... i had a "trollful" night cos of u.

dont bother to mention i woont grace u with a reply

Omotayor123:
I will keep on repeating that until you decide to get a Job.

which kind colleague?? you be thieff

so you know your Actions must not be seen, that's why you're hiding under a faceless forum to attack and display your frustrations.

I pity those that mingle with you in "real life"
if only they know what kinda person you really are.

quit hypocrisy!!

omotayor123 ...do not take any of my words serious.. its how i ease stress on weekends. this is actually my alternate...

nice to meet you. twas a pleasure trolling with u. it is a tradition for me and my guys to unwind every saturday, i think u should join for a drink..lemme buy u a drink... send me a pm and we shall continue from there...


shalom

Omotayor123:
Lol...I'm having more fun here. it's been a while I do this but you have to be put in your place.

find some better things to say, I already addressed your ugliness
I'm sure posting ur PIC here would make NL crash

I'm sure you live in a face me I slap you Slums...and you dare to form pouch

if only you had the privilege of living my kinda life, you won't have resort to being a troll.

kpele dear, I feel your pain.
but seriously get a life.

you are trolling and u call me troll...

in the trolling biz.. u need tutorial i must say...


u have been using "get a life " line since... did u just hear that in a movie?

try change to somethg else... if u noticed, i have stopped attacking u..... u are not bringing enuf challenge for me to troll on u... u keep using one line over and over again in different sentences...


u see, u tthink i live in a face me i face you cos of my comments here.. if i na put my profiile pic here and my colleages happen to see me troll... na falling hand na....

please, if u must reply, dont tell me to go get job or a life..... thats not how they troll.. u don kill my trolling vibe

Omotayor123:
You know why I quote you in the first place... because you are really a low life scum and I can't stand your type. Mr. Handsome Gorilla

don't worry, I will nominate you for the Troll of the year award because you are obviously one

And to think you want to die on Efe matter, lol, he does not even know you exist.

stop hiding your frustration under one yeye Job.
Get a Real Job and Be a Man.
Stop trolling Ladies

i hope u know u are feeding me.. in case u think am gettiing pained or somethg.. u are mistaken... this is fun for me... and am not rooting for efe oo... i dont even care weda he is ugly or not... my problem is y should the kettle say the pot is black..

i like my yeye job oo... im happy doing it abeg...


thank you for the award... i appreaciate...


miss beautiful monkey.... ya black is beautiful...

i would choose to be a LOW LIFE that u think i am than be like u living in that environment u call home... u bath outside? why is your sponge outside.. so untidy

Threebear:
She is not the cause of your misfortune or your pathetic life, go face your village people or question your creator. The girl is beautiful and stunning probably better than all the girls you dated, plus your sisters combined. Stop hating and go get a life. And she is right Efe is ugly and stupid and reckless too.

bros... when u have lick the babe yansh finish.. ... na shit u go lick... please use the tissue below

Omotayor123:
Lmao o ka Lara oooo
The moment you think a pretty Lady is ugly even when others think otherwise is when you should realize there is something wrong with you upstairs.

The women in your life can't compare to me. what woman would even want to associate with a miserable low life jerk like you who can't see anything beautiful in others.

Na your type wey no dey get PIC for profile because you know you just can't fit in dey quick to check on others. I know say ur ugliness no go be for this world

You seriously need to stop being frustrated and get a job, Also get a Life.

Olee, Ole, Alapamasise

Ok.. lemme educate you...

1. people have called you pretty.. yes.. thats true.. u sure are pretty.. dark and beautiful like a monkey with make up.

2. the women in my life are not sex workers so they cant compare to you... u are the queen in this regards.

3. yes.. i dont have a profile pic becos i have a true job... and a good one at that.. cant you see im trolliing here... if i had my pic here.. someone might recognise me. When you get a true job (not teaching job oo), u would remove your pics.... reno omokri is here but you cant identify him.. alot of my senior bosses are here too and they dont have profile pics here..... many politicians are here


but to be honest, you are a black beauty..




















happy now

limitless777:
U know we as MEN WILL and SHOULD ALWAYS be MEN. have a great weekend Sir.

yes.. i agree.... but this is a faceless forum and this is my alt.. so im a free bird.. u too have a great weekend