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take her out and have a heart to heart talk with her.. shikena










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if you are skillful in making sharwarma, barbecue and/or chicken and chips.. send me a mail ernest.drbrown@gmail.com .. you just got a job.

luminouz:
U be hermaphrodite ni?

lol

bro... im just so much in love with my self.. u nor go understand the feeling

cutest guy = > boiz2men

cutest babe = > boiz2men

MrUgooooo343:
Change your winning status today!!!!
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bros ugo.. u keep opening new account... abeg na.. gimme games.. i will pay when i win na.. we would share the winnings 50 50

ify0019:
call or whatsapp the number in the picture below if interested thanks

bros i want to play but i will pay you after i win since u are so sure of tthe game

sexybbstar:
*A LADY'S phone* INBOX

1..I luv u dear (Kingsley )
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Fred)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Minister)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back(Chairman)

*A GUY'S FONE* INBOX:....

1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am getn married(Jane)
3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat(Patricia)
4..Am warning u 4 e last tym oo (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting e money for the admission form (young bro)
6..My son, how r you? Please send us some money (Mama)
7..I av nt seen my period for 2 months (Neighbour's daughter), and u expect them to gain weight, how?

This isnt true. My inbox contains just mtn messages and alertz.. if my mum wanted some money, she chats me up on whatsapp.........

XendersPride:
Ok. Oya vote

My dear I can not fit to come and vote jare. If I had met you on another thread and sent you a pm. You for snub me. So tell all the guys you have been friendly to on NL to vote. Just so you know, no NL girl would vote for your cousin ooo. Una nor like una self.

XendersPride:
Lol, whom exactly?

You don't know her. It was on fb. My message stayed for over 5 months without reply. I happy die

so a lady i chatted some time back but didnt reply sent me a message on facebook. the message was a plea for me to vote for her.... i wanted to ignore the message but ignoring her was just too nice .. my reply was "THUNDER FIRE YOU" my belle sweet me that day i swear

these babes b liking my beard.... and i trim and dye it every friday...

dingdang .... the program don start oo.. 91.3 FM ... carry popcorn... u would enjoy the show..

lenghtinny:
Kai girls don do you shege...

bros... d matter get as e be ooo... i just wan dey low key now and pursue my career jejely.... but my guy, when ya guy blow well well... i go remain single (outwardly) for a very long time....


becos wen girls hear say a successful guy is single... their nippples go just stand dey give d guy unnecessary attention...... if u know how many girls dey try get banky attention b4 eh...

bros na to face career now... na my revenge b dat


imagine snubbin so many pretty amazing girls that flock around you.............

pocohantas:
He is an Uber driver, they met 19th July,2016... he proposed by 12th December. This is May 21st, 2017 and they are already married. All this happened in less than a year. Most men know what they want. It doesn't take them a decade to figure it out.

You're a young lady, you and your boyfriend are okay to make the move, but he's is busy telling you he gats taste and be sure of what he wants to buy. He has been tasting and testing you for 5yrs, is he a Quality Controller? Continue...

For the set of ladies, waiting for Anthony Joshua...continue too.

For the young men, tasting every girl like orange...Amadioha will visit you.

Congrats to the couple. True love is everywhere, in danfo, uber,inside market, even on Nairaland,minus Romance section sha.

quality controller ..


i laughed so hard i spat on my laptop screen......


pocobaby....... u are just too smart.... and im defenseless against smart ladies... why are u playing hard to get na? ya type dont like flowers i would have bought you an entire store of bouquet but i will buy u the libary of congress

dingbang:
thanks so much for this info I laughed out my lungs out when I read the radio part

i would remind u tomao.. its always a comic session during the radio program... the gals would echo their numbers TWICE

sarahade:
And men are not confused.
Please a confused person is confused.shikena
it has nothing to do with gender.

actually there are more confused female persons... heres an anecdote

i have had encounters with 3 ladies in 5 months.... and all three have been confused. heres why... the first said, she wants a no sex rel/ship... my dear...i said no wahala.... i immediately sent her to my friendzone immediately... she would be dressing provocatively whenever shes coming to see me.. i nor touch only for her to tell her friends that am not man enough ... can u just imagine? the second one (whom i liked) told me her last bf used to beat her with the head of a belt.... i told her she was lucky cos i dont even beat or fight with guys let alone ladies.... my dear, i thought i had her oo.. only for her to start telling me that i am nice and that her ex (the guy that beats her always) apologised and guess what she agreed to continue the rel/ship... bunch of confused species



the most recent jst dey make me laugh.. she said her ex acts too possessive and bossy.. that he never lets her words count and that only his opinion of things stay and not hers... my dear, i kon dey treat the babe as queen and let her air her opinion sometmes.. before i b put the babe for friendzone and i dey take am do yeye bt after she kon stylishly say yes i kon start to dey treat am queen ... only for her to tell me say na that yeye i dey treat am dey make am like me.. say this my new me of traetiing her like a queen... say she nor like... laff jux wan kill me when she dey talk am.....


believe me, most girls dont know what they want.. even you, theres that ex u dont like and a new guy would come who is the diametric opposite of the ex... he would become ya enemy.. its how u all are wired....i dont blame any of you... most players know this quickly and adopt this strategy... i wont.... my woman who knows what she want would find me

hahahahaha..



who else listens to LAGOS TALKS every mondays and wednesday?

these girls call to hook up every mondays and wednesday after dem don form nonsense finish.... the laughable thing is that they call out their phone number on the radio station so that anyone listening can hear their number.. These are girls that guys wold walk up to request for their numbers politely... dem go jst dey form canoe soap.... if yo think i am lying tune your radio to 91.3 fm tomorow and wed by 11pm... laugh go wan kill u... these girls are indeed confused.... they dont know what they want

dingbang:
I tell you that women are confused in life... Even that "I don't want your 5k" babe who trended on twitter, I am sure if the guy didn't pay, she would have called him stingy

you are very correct

who amongst you guys chatted me up regarding your laundry business and Uber car purchase?


My whatsapp restarted and my chat history was deleted

MrHandsome2013
ikp120
aljazirahnews
babyfaceafrica
maxti:
successking401
illusionsbyafo
Smallville10
emeijeh
NeeKlaus
sarahade
vickvan
Emmizy14:
marksleek25

which one amongst you sent me a proposal to do a laundry business or buy an Uber car?


my whatsapp restarted and i lost all my chats...



LegalBaby

ihimiray

jideofor11

ajalawole:
dont mind am. He have been on this forum long again, let him give members free games since he win everyday so we can believe him

bros i am playng along u don spoil market..... make i hear am say make i send money giv am first... its simple.... if he is so sure of the games... i would play it and give him when i wiin and collect the money

MrUgooooororo:
Boost your financial status today!!!

does thiis really work?

who else hates seeing ladies panties... its disgusting to behold

pcguru1:
Actually you are wrong ideally a feminist won't accept the fact that they have certain power just because they are females and none for the men. Some feminist have issues with doors open for them just because they are women, feminism is centered around equality between both sexes. What you describe up there is not feminisms , however because the 3rd wave extremist feminist or should I say confused feminist are the ones you now use to represent all feminist. My opinion though

also bro.. thanks for the correction

pcguru1:
Do you actually know what a feminist is ? You guys here keep abusing the word here, what you mean is feminazi , do you believe a woman should have equal rights and say in political and other social affairs if so you are a feminist too. Not sure why people think feminism means to hate men

Don't know what you on about but

She gave an exact but opposite reply to the guy.

Guy said ladies are fairly used material .. She said guys are fairly used too. This is a feminist approach to tackle the issue.


Just like saying women shouldn't be in power... A feminist approach to that would be what?


Yes , u got it.

Men shouldn't be in power. That's what a feminist would say.

Now go that guys comment and then read her response

dingbang:
sorry.. My wife over mum... Thank you..

Lol. Of course. But not gf or fiancée

dingbang:
What's Bella saying again... Its good for a man to respect his mother but its cowardice for him to dump his love because of his mother's insecurities... I have said my own..

You didn't live with your mother when you were growing up. If you did, you would hold her at high esteem. You think I go dye was foolish? Praiz nkon.

There's a bond between mums and sons esp when you are the first son. You can always find another love but you can't find another mother.



But if you marry the Lady already and your mum excesses spring up.. Let her know that you are now owned by her and your wife.


Do not go against your mum for a gf or fiancée. Not worth it


Besides. The same girl u disagree with your mother for would also bare a son and the attachment would grow between her and her son.

choose mum over bae anytime

Actually the problem was UNITY amongst men at that time.

If all men in this present day decides to do anything, believe me God may stir up another confusion amongst them. The power in agreement is too strong gods fear. The devil would become impotent when men agrees on anything.

Aderola15:
The dead body

lazy lazy...

amakadihot87:
........you the guys are you not fairly used goods

i was expecting to read a feminist response and gbammm,,, there it was

glowryhaa:
Lol y evils...

hmmm... u b yorubaa abi?

montezz:
I will send you a pm lol
Mine doesn't know I've broken up with him either. One thing I cherish the most in relationships is effective communication. I know if you love me,you will do everything possible to hear from me and be with me.
As for me,I don't waste time at all. I don't know how to wait endlessly on people. Once I spot a red flag,I'm gone within a twinkle of an eye. I'm a hot cake lol. I know my worth. I can't beat myself over the wrong person when there is someone better somewhere. What I can say about these guys(ladies too) is,if you know you don't want a serious relationship with someone, don't lead them on. It hurts a lot. Stick to whoever you want... Don't waste my time. Ladies should know when to MOVE. Don't waste time. Don't! Be financially independent...explore and have fun. Life doesn't have to revolve around a man.

hot cake ke? who bake you?