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Lawlahdey:
Well..maybe a scan through my profile would give you a guess?

i already did that... i think i know who .. i just wanted u to say such


i knew she was the one.. shes the only one i know off NL....


all this gals and talk talk sha..



i wonder what she has been telling u......

Lawlahdey:
Well..
Guess who would tell me about you first?

u tink i dey fly for nite?

come this girl, take ya time oo... u want to chop yellow mess ni

i nor even sabi u yet u want me to guess hu tell u?


spit it joor...

Lawlahdey:
A bit of both.

but im not active on NL na , i only come online to troll on fridays,saturdays and sundays.... ...


i dey NL today cos i gave myself a day off...

what did they tell u?

tell me

Lawlahdey:
Funny.
I might have heard about you.

chisos...


heard about me?


na wa oo.. no where is safe anymore... not even NL.


What did u hear?

good or bad?

Lawlahdey:
Awww...Too cute
When will I be swept off my feet too ehn,when is my own banky coming?

actually, he came the other day.. i saw him trying so hard to get ya attention but you know your nose was in the air and ya shoulders raised.........

Dottore:
I respect this guy Walahi but can someone tell me how he makes his money since Facebook sign up is free

No insults please

u are joking right?


it was funny tho

Whobedatte:
No nah... Do u work mon-Sun?
It all depends on how u use ur time
I'm only free on Sundays and I use that time to wash , including hers too , while she washes plates , cleans the house and cooks

bros, ya reducing your MANHOOD oo... i must be frank with you. u may think this is romantic but u dey lower ya rep.... if u stop doing that for 2 weeks consecutively.. babe is gonna stop doing all those say she dos for u.

if my bae were to come to my house on week weekends, she has got to do the laundry oo.. i cant not fit to caarry my yansh go up for any one

Mimienudles:
I really don't know what to think about you
I think... in fact ehn, Iduno what to say

nor b only u... babes around me are confused too... they dont just understand how and why i ignore them...... i dont too... maybe cos i treat all equally.. babes and guys alike.. rich and poor alike

Headlesschicken:
I used to wash my girls clothe wen she comes visiting while she does d cooking,I just don't c it as anything, sometimes i even do d cooking, most of d gals v bin wiv,do love d sh!t outta me....

for a guy who has a job... washing his own clothes is a huge task not to talk of washing anothers... i ttake it that as at the time u did this for ya babe.. u were jobless...

Juhann:
Hilarious

i am chatting with her now.. she dey burst my head... see screenshot below

dipznano:
bros I feel if u are close to being as Strong as u claim in 1, then helping her shouldn't be a problem at all.
Makes ur story quite incoherent, except u actually love wickedness!!!

bros.. i will lose my respect immediately. You know how these things work na.. for 1 she is gonna see me at home in shorts... shes gonna literally know how i am at home.. I like how she respects me now... if i try that nonsense, my rep go fall.


i can actually live with her but i have a reputation to maintain..... the babe go see me finish... i know..

i once lived with my senior boss when i first came to lagos.. dude is super rich.... hes my boss.... i have seen him in suits and in boxers.. for some reasons, i just dont see him as a rich man anymore and as such the respect most people give to rich men has completely left me for him. so i dont want this gal to see me in such way..


i know its selfish sha

oluwafrizzy:
Don't worry, mummy will teach you how to Bleep

we are not brothers so its safe to say u were referring to ya mum. but then,

y do u want ya mummy to teach me? dont u have respect for her?

L0velyn:
lalasticlala comma try this on me plssss aswear you will like it i got all it takes

u b fine gal... y u crushing on a ghost? do u know hw e looks like sef? all any kind power or leadership turns u on?

op

1. sex = > i am sapiosexual... girls with no brains are a turn off.. no matter how pretty u are... if u like nakked, u dont turn me on and if you think u have a power over me cos u have a vaginaa and boobs... i just make u see a photocopy of my license hanging in my house. doctors not only see too many vaginnas, they also use their hands to examine them... lol

2. Being the one to ask her out => i would ask her out if and only if shes smart and if she tries any of those feminine gimmicks on me... i simply bow out.. no time to be waste.. patients are dying in the hospital and one girl is feeling larger than life....

3. Showing weakness on purpose: many girls have often said im not a gentleman lol... the thing don tire me self..... a girl can be carrying a heavy load and i may not help her depending on my mood tho. i dont impress people.. guy or girl.. u like me, u like me, u hate me, u hate me.. chikena.


4. Crying over an issue: lol.. theres this babe in my workplace who has repeatedly cried into my ears that she need a place to stay... she must be thinking i would be weak enough (becos she fine die and guys dey always wan talk to am) to tell her to come stay in one of the rooms at my place or the BQ. on tuesday, when we resume again.. she go still cry kon tell me say she sleep for under bridge.. i will tell her what i have always told her.


5. Stirring jealousy: ok, i give up... any intellectually sound girl (that i like) who does this to me is killing me... i cant take it.. im defenseless against jealousy but only for a while, i would get over it. i always do.

6. Petting and flattery: nah.. petting names dont get me.. but theres this girl who calls me MUMU RAT... my dear, this thing dey burst my head oo.. another one calls me BIG HEAD... d thg dey sweet me somehow...

7. Playing the guilt card: ALthough, i am quick to say sorry if when im wrong or not (guys and babes alike)... But it doesnt make you boss, i just dont like too much talk.. if i dont wanna say sorry... i walk away..

pocohantas:
@point1...Learn to say no ke?
The urge to insert prick dey make them mumu steady .
That's why I like my guy, correct guy...im no dey think with prick and he is a Nairalander. Dude just change my mindset sha

By the way I show weakness to fellow women, very few men get my sympathy. I rather fling 100 men into River Nile than fling 1 sister. Nobody should quote me o.

ehen.. so na cos of that guy u dey do gra gra anyhow.....


@green you on heels, watch ya step, so u dont fall.. not gonna be funny if u do

sinaj:
Ok Sa

someone created a thread in honor of ya supposed beauty.... i couldnt view the thread cos it was deleted... i checked ya dp and i have this to say..




you dark and u try small.... but all i see are filters and good editing skills....


i am not beefing...







ii just pity ya that dude.. ya admirer... hes gonna be the GRAND COMMANDER OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC of your FRIENDZONE KINGDOM

this love topic is vague.. i have been looking at relationships and marrriages with an open mind and i am almost certain i know how this works. Most girls do not marry who they LOVE, they marry who LOVE them.

see this..


suppose i pick one of this NL gals and send them a pm... and the girl isnt by chance one of those larger than life kind of girls and replies my PM.... Note here that she doesnt know me how much more like me (not to talk of love). I, on the hand, already know what i want from her.
With time, we become good friends and i make her see the contents of my hearts.. with quite some degree of persisence, she succumbs and finally agrees to date me.. Then, i propose and shes my wife.. yes, just like that...


my point is ... why i already had the babe in mind for marriage before i even sent her a PM, she didnt even know i existed b4 then.. her supposed LOVE was nurtured and grown after i profess LOVE to her...


so you see, women do not exactly marry who they LOVE, they marry who LOVES them. this is how it is in the real sense when you are old for marriage

this is what this young gals dont know... they would keep drooling over a boy they claim they LOVE and waiting on chance to make that guy woo them.. As far as marriage is concerned, ladies marry who love them and no the otherwise.. as for dating.... anything goes

im a proud mummys boy... its mummy first at all times.... no babe is better than my mum.. except shes my wife, then mummy would have to born another pikin lol

shestrong:
wen I hear ponzi,na to run o

im so sorry bae... its one of those things in life... u lose u gain....... some of us have never lost a dime to ponzi and we have gotten so much outta it...

yes.. im in love with aderola15 and i havent met her









meanwhile



Hello World, to celebrate my laptop's birthday (4 years without repair and my work tool), i have decided to give out free ponzi scripts to 5 people since may is the 5th month.
#conditions:
You would buy your own domain (www.yourname.com) and pay for your hosting (site to become live). Thats all.
PM me.

i choose myself... i am so in love with me.. myself makes me so happy....... myself is an amazing friend to be with... myself would never cheat on me, neither would myself break my heart... if theres anybody i wanna date.. its myself



meanwhile






















Hello World, to celebrate my laptop's birthday (4 years without repair and my work tool), i have decided to give out free ponzi scripts to 5 people since may is the 5th month.
#conditions:
You would buy your own domain (www.yourname.com) and pay for your hosting (site to become live). Thats all.
PM me.

weda u ppo like it or not.. dudes is NL celebrity.. its a shame seun doesnt know him tho






meanwhile



Hello World, to celebrate my laptop's birthday (4 years without repair and my work tool), i have decided to give out free ponzi scripts to 5 people since may is the 5th month.
#conditions:
You would buy your own domain (www.yourname.com) and pay for your hosting (site to become live). Thats all.
PM me.

girls and stretch mark sha and they will be forming porshe...





meanwhile...




Hello World, to celebrate my laptop's birthday (4 years without repair and my work tool), i have decided to give out free ponzi scripts to 5 people since may is the 5th month.
#conditions:
You would buy your own domain (www.yourname.com) and pay for your hosting (site to become live). Thats all.
PM me.

mayebe we should ask psquare?





meanwhile








Hello World, to celebrate my laptop's birthday (4 years without repair and my work tool), i have decided to give out free ponzi scripts to 5 people since may is the 5th month.


#conditions:
You would buy your own domain (www.yourname.com) and pay for your hosting (site to become live). Thats all.
PM me.

frank317:
We all know Solomon and his father were perverts so leave them out of this.

The question is... If Jesus was married would he give his wife doggy?

if jesus wouldnt hav had doggy if he married, and u wouldnt do doggy too cos he wouldnt hv... then permit me to call u a hypocrite for deciding to marry cos jesus never married, why then should you? remember be ye holy as ya father is holy

youngbelieve:
real 'Gee' you say, wat if I told u dat same guy came around de next day 'without' his friend. Truth be told, I wasn't interested in either of dem from de onset and I told dem plainly even b4 we started de convo

sometimes, u girls dont hav a choice over who u like or love.. persistence does d magic


Lashort , did you miss me?

kimbra:
We can look at it from different angles.

1. A girl is walking on the road then gets to a point where series of guys are either seated or standing for whatever reason. One among the guys screams "Hello!", then she turns and walks straight to the guy, contacts are exchanged and she goes her way hoping for a call later. Such a girl is cheap. She has no self-worth and barely knows such a guy won't have regard for her.

2. He approached her, contacts are exchanged and in the course of their conversation he invites her over the next day for a date or whatever, then suddenly she opens her legs. She's cheap. I believe this is why you mentioned me. There are girls that all a guy would need to sleep with is just to buy them a plate of dinner.

your number 1 reason is y all this girls dont give phone numbers... u happy now

pocohantas

HRHQueenPhil:
u are not a fool for shutting down d fast food, GOD so love d world he gave his only be go often Son.
my oga showed me love by buying banana and bottled gnuts for me to my office,taking me home once he is in town,calling me almost 7 times in a day,if I cough he will run and buy syrup,cardigan and fruit. I fellinlove hard and fast for him. he has never spent 10,000 to buy one thing but all d things he has Eva gotten me were things I rili needed. #YouAreNotAFool

u must be pretty and ya oga wantu chop meat...

Lashort:
You type like those guys that shake their hips on music videos...

Mr man man, Goodnight.

i agree with your signature.. i mean if it was common, you would have it too for free.

have you been wishing for that since you were 4. dont worry, on your next birthday.. wish for it again.. you would get it.



goodnight.... sleep well u hear

Lashort:
Now you want to act like Mr polite.(fake gangsta feminine dude)

Who's your Babe?
Who's He?
Who's two persons?
Which voice you dey talk? I'm typing (my lips ain't moving)

You felt it's acceptable to call me "a girl that would only be good for her boobi & p*ssy" and when I call you an idiot you feel offended. If you feel man enough to throw punches then be ready to receive one back.

@ the bolded.. each comment you make shows your level of intelligence..

@ the second bolded, there was an IF condition attached.. but i can see you already accepted where you belong..


and also babe, when i say babe.. i didnt mean my BAE (i had to differentiate so you would understand, must i break everything down for you).. you possibly cant be my BAE... ya level of intelligence isnt just enough. you might be pretty and all what not but those are the qualities for fvckboys...

im no mr nice guy.. i just dont wanna get to your level.. you know intelligence (your kind of) is contagious

Lashort:
My nigga so you typed all that for me? Rrrrr! I feel so honoured.
Take a time to clap for yourself & clap so hard that your neighbors çan hear you, you deserve it.

( oya I'm even thinking about buying you a bells)


Time wasting idiot.

i use a laptop MISS BRAINY... it took just few seconds to type all that... was that insult necessary? you know you can drive home your points without insults... whenever u meet 2 persons having an argument and 1 starts to insult the other.. just know he has lost the argument so he thinks if uses abusive words his voice would be loud enough to counter his loss.

Babe, i will not exchange bitter words with you. It brings me to where you are (Wherever you are)

Lashort:
You start a sentence with a small letter and yet you have the nerve to ask me if I'm intelligent(are you kidding me)
Whether I might/ not be pretty, independent or intelligent, you shouldn't be bothered fam! Worry about yourself
You people seem to be obsessed with rich guys more than I do (pathetic)
How is it meant to make sense when you don't make any sense yourself (POS) I don't need your tolerance, I'm intolerant to ignorance

this isnt an english exam.. i fit even speak pidgin sef... im at liberty to type anyhow i like.. seun will not mark our comments and score us... but if you really must be a grammer police, u should check thoroughly that you havent made any mistake..

@ the first bolded, learn to use the space bar to separates words from optional phrases in brackets... aand who d fvck thought u to ask a question without the question mark...


@ the second bolded, what were u trying to do? divide might by not... lol.. which skul u finish from sef


@ the red color... i couldnt find its meaning in the oxford dictionary.. mind sharing tthe meaning?

@ the green color... shouldnt there be a full stop somewhere?

@ the brown.. another full stop missing in action.. u get beef with full stop

@ the blue, na wa oo.. im convinced now that u are keeping malice with punctuation marks.. wey your question mark na


@ last bolded.. no full stop again. come this girl take ya time oo... watever these punctuation marks haf done to u, pls forgive and forget....let bygones be bygones..

i can see how INTELLIGENT you are now... case closed

pocohantas:
LOl...okay, now I get you. I thought you meant book smart.
Well, not everyone has a good sense of humour, male and female alike. You know there are guys that get angry at jokes?

I can also relate to that situation where you have to explain a joke. Very painful something...

a gal once visited me.. i was to help apply for somethg online .. i asked her for her email....


she said she didnt have email that its gmail she has...

i looked at her with disgust... just fine for nothing... no brain